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1. 1 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 57.9kReads8.3Score3.8kShelves

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   It's so funny and abstract. I haven't been made laugh by a book in a long time. The short play is also hilarious [full] [full] [full]

2. 2 你 You've Got Such a Strong Old-Mannish Vibe 你身上登味好重 Luosifen Is So Delicious螺蛳粉真好吃啊Modern Romance161k WordsOngoing [Switched Daughters + Goofy Comedy + Brain-Off Fun + Face-Slapping the Powerful + Little Devil Arrives] Wan Qianlan spent twelve years bedridden, thinking she'd lie there for the rest of her life. Then one day, she transmigrated into the world of a novel and became the real daughter who had been switched at birth in a story about the real and fake heiresses! The good news: She can run, jump, curse, and hit people. The bad news: Wan Qianlan is the bad news. Twelve-year-old Wan Qianlan's inner ch 1.9kReads—Score204Shelves

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   Don't watch it in the middle of the night, or you'll laugh so hard you won't be able to sleep.

3. 3 被 Mistaken for an Ancestor, I Took My Sect Off Course 被误认成老祖，我把宗门带跑偏了 Shrimp Crab Silly Horse虾蟹呆马Eastern Fantasy109k WordsOngoing [No System] [Comedy] [Slow-Burn Farming] [Delusions of Grandeur] [The Protagonist Gets Played] Chen Xu transmigrates by accident, and with a powerful enemy at the gates, a crowd of people kneels and recognizes him as their founding patriarch. No System, no cultivation, not even the ability to sense spiritual energy. To avoid giving himself away, he has no choice but to bluff his way through it. From meaningless wordplay to lofty but empty principles, Chen Xu gets more and more fluent, and pl 81Reads—Score—Shelves

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   This slow burn is funny

4. 4 陛 Your Majesty! This Plan Must Not Be Carried Out 陛下！此计万万不可 You Qixia由绮夏Ancient Romance101k WordsCompleted [Funny Wish-Fulfillment] [Woman Disguised as a Man] [Transmigration] [Political Intrigue] [No Romance] “Your chest is sticking out in two big bumps...” “That's my pecs!!” Ye Tingsong died young. While fighting a ghost over Meng Po's Soup, he fell into a river and transmigrated. He woke up in the body of a criminal with the same name. The original owner had starved to death. He was about to be buried when Ye Tingsong transmigrated into his body, and the corpse opened its eyes again. Then he s 14Reads—Score104Shelves

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   I'm rolling on the floor looking at it hahahaha

5. 5 搞 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 Guardian of the Eternal Night永夜守护Eastern Fantasy535k WordsOngoing [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 3.5kReads8.2Score318Shelves

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   Pei Mubai bowed slightly when he heard this, and said politely, "Thank you, sister, for taking the trouble to arrange it." The old sister-in-law was so happy by his kind words that she immediately burst out laughing, her steps were so brisk that she turned around and exited the yard. At this moment, outside the courtyard, along the windowsills, on the walls, and on the roof, there were densely packed crowds of old sisters-in-law looking at the handsome man. A burst of low-pitched and cheerful laughter suddenly sounded in the courtyard. [Shy][shy][shy][pinch][pinch][pinch]

6. 6 反 Can a Villainous Combatant Become a Magical Girl? 反派战斗员也能成为魔法少女吗？ Sui Yu Qingfeng遂羽清风Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [Cuddling + Fusion + Transformation + Secret Identities + Comedy + Spies] "The rating just came out. I have no idea if it’ll go up." “I just wanted a job that paid my social insurance and housing fund on time. Why did you turn me into a magical girl?!” ​Me, Qiao Feng, an abilityless nobody. To pay for my younger sister’s education, I accidentally joined one of the world’s top three evil organizations and became a low-ranking black-clad combatant with a generous salary of over ten thousand a mont 4.1kReads8.2Score641Shelves

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   Who would have expected that a low-level combatant villain who only wanted to fish would be forcibly bound to the power of a magical girl. His body changes constantly, and his way of getting along with his sister changes drastically. He carefully hides his vest and happily survives in the cracks between good and evil.

7. 7 你 What Are You Doing in the Cultivation World? Trying to Be Funny?! 你来修仙界干什么？搞笑吗！？ Grape, Grape, Look at the Grapes葡萄葡萄看看葡萄Xianxia293k WordsCompleted This is without a doubt the most relaxing, addictive, and ridiculous cultivation novel you’ll read this year. While everyone else cultivates through grueling practice, Liuchuan cultivates by imagining things. A fireball spell? He pictures it in his mind, and out it comes. A spiritual-energy vacuum? One incense stick’s worth of sucking up gets him a month’s worth of someone else’s energy. He does it while lying down, suffering and enjoying himself at the same time. Later, he gets his hands on a d 2.1kReads—Score183Shelves

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   This book is recommended, it's hilarious, and it also has a plot about cultivating immortality.

8. 8 重 Reborn in a Northeastern Mountain Village: Fishing and Hunting Across Two Rivers and Two Nations 重生东北小山村渔猎两江两国 Student Tianya小学生天涯Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Please give this five stars. Please give this five stars. I don't have much education or skill, and I can't write fancy prose. I use ordinary people's language to tell an ordinary story. If you like it, I thank you for your support with a clasped-fist salute. If you don't, please be kind and don't flame me. An artist can't make a living without noble-minded patrons. I offer my thanks to all of you, my dear supporters. 37.8kReads8.2Score2.6kShelves

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   Humorous stories about hunting and fishing in Northeast China, and adventure stories about mountaineering and farming. The humorous characters and storylines will make you beat the bed in the middle of the night.

9. 9 牛 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Mi Duxiu觅独秀Urban747k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 11.9kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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   If you don't laugh after reading two chapters, I'll convince you to laugh a little harder!

10. 10 六 The Sixties Villainess Wants a New Husband, and Her Rugged Army Officer Is Getting Anxious 六零女配要改嫁，糙汉军官他急了 Little Cat Doesn't Eat Lychees小猫不吃荔枝Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Main story complete] [Rural army-family third generation + dazzling beauty of a painter + no pocket dimension + slow-burn romance + both are each other's first and only love + ensemble cast in the latter half] Jiang Xizhu stays up all night painting, then opens her eyes to find herself in a period novel as the country fiancée of the male lead, who dies young. Her former fiancé is already married. By a twist of fate, she also ends up marrying a grubby, scruffy husband. They say she's shameless, 104.2kReads9.0Score13.5kShelves

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    It's such a happy book that I couldn't help but roll on the bed. It's a group portrait, and every character is flesh and blood. After reading it, there's no need to replace it. I like it and rate it as the best book I've read so far this year! Fourteen years of reading

11. 11 想 Want to Be Emperor? The Demon-Brat Emperor Has Arrived, So Everyone, Move Aside! 想做皇帝？魔丸皇帝驾到通通闪开 Nan Xing Like the Wind南星似风Historical125k WordsOngoing Huang Di transmigrated into an unfamiliar dynasty and became a foolish crown prince with limited intelligence! Outside the palace, severe droughts and floods, natural disasters and man-made calamities left the people destitute and starving. Inside, the emperor was critically ill, five powerful ministers carved up the government, the Noble Consort's son eyed the throne hungrily, and the emperor died before he could amend his edict! The throne was passed to him! Huang Di had finally managed to esc 1Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 12 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy464k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 468Reads—Score102Shelves

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    That's definitely this one

13. 13 系 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ Eighty Great Mountains八十大山Eastern Fantasy270k WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 3.4kReads8.2Score291Shelves

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    A relaxing and cheerful book, suitable for killing time

14. 14 拒 I Quit Being a Doormat and Became a Force to Be Reckoned With in Showbiz 拒当舔狗后，我在娱乐圈杀疯了 Unknown Little Biscuit不知名小饼干Modern Romance24k WordsOngoing [One-on-one, extra sweet, bickering enemies, showbiz, transmigrate into a book, feel-good face-slapping] A seasoned workhorse in showbiz dies from working late into the night, only to wake up on one knee at a surprise proposal. After transmigrating into a book, Su Tang refuses to be a lovesick doormat and tears into a freeloader. "I'm shameless? The truly shameless one is you, a man who lives off women and still acts entitled." Her explosive words leave the gossiping crowd stunned. Breaking news —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book makes me laugh so hard

15. 15 让 I Told You to Turn Over a New Leaf, Not Become a Sex Demon! 让你浪子回头，你怎么成魅魔了！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban529k WordsCompleted [Villainous Incubus + Campus Life + Transmigrates into a Book + Lighthearted Comedy + Subversion of Tropes + Cunning Schemer + Multiple Heroines] Su Lang transmigrates into the novel about two young men switched at birth that he was reading before he died, becoming a spoiled fake young master with dyed yellow hair. He finds himself at the point in the story where he’s supposed to threaten the cool, aloof professor goddess into tutoring him at home. The System gives him a Second-Chance Scoundrel 8.3kReads6.9Score551Shelves

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    Campus daily + anti-routine by wearing books! The system rewards brain-exploding, reversing black and white skills, making it easy and funny😏😏😏😏

16. 16 大 On the First Day of College, I Started My Ascent to Godhood with a Song of Invincibility 大一开学，唱着无敌之歌开始登神 Tomorrow Tian Ming明天天鸣Urban123k WordsOngoing [System + Multiple Female Leads + Biological Siblings (Not Incest) + Everyone Has Special Abilities + Dimensional Crisis + Ensemble Cast + Academy Life + Comedy + New-Style Abilities] In a world where everyone has special abilities, some people control fire, some command the wind, some transform, some can stop time, and some turn into elements… And my ability is Creating rules! The sweet, sensible class monitor, my ideal wife, became my long-term blood bank. The sultry, seductive female sc 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Check this one out, it's of good quality

17. 17 穿 I Transmigrated to a Cultivation World and Bound a Bad Luck System 穿越修仙世界我绑定了倒霉系统 Pear Blossoms Fall as Winter Deepens梨落冬深Fantastical Romance191k WordsOngoing Su Wu transmigrates. The good news: she has a System. The bad news: it’s an unlucky System. In her previous life, she was blessed by fortune. She always won the lottery, found money on the street, passed every exam, and won every bet. In this life, she’s a walking jinx. She trips every time she walks, chokes every time she drinks, blows up every batch of pills, and snaps her sword every time she flies. And so, the cultivation world gains a legend: The Gray-Eyed Calamity. Get within three feet an 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's really funny

18. 18 革 The Revolutionary Committee Director's Wife Snatched Him Away Again 革委会主任又被媳妇抢了 Sisters Yiyi姐妹花一一Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted On a bitter winter day in 1975, Jiang Yu, director of the Revolutionary Committee in Hancheng County, was knocked unconscious with a brick on his way to work. When he woke up, all his belongings had been stolen: his service pistol, wallet, watch, and belt. Not a thing was left. The robbers were two high school sophomores, Xu Aiguo and Xu Xiuyun. The cousins worked together: he carried Jiang Yu to the hospital, while she stripped him bare as he lay unconscious. Xu Xiuyun stuffed the pistol into 3.4kReads6.2Score330Shelves

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    It's a funny and refreshing story. The heroine is smart and clever, and has many evil ideas. The hero is scheming and the heroine is sober and only loves money. In order to marry the heroine, the hero spends money and things, and even seduce the heroine with gold bars. The heroine can't stand the temptation of money and agrees to marry the hero.

19. 19 末 Apocalypse: The Wicked Dodder Vine Has Clung to Her Ex Again 末世：恶毒菟丝花又缠上前任了 Snow Illuminates Rouge雪照胭脂Fantastical Romance163k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + dual villains + wicked heroine’s survival + rekindled romance + ability symbiosis + sweet romance with a touch of ensemble cast] [Spoiled, greedy bad girl × brooding, grudge-holding, penniless ex] Three days after dumping her poor boyfriend, Jiang Wu collapsed in the hospital and dreamed about how she would die. When the apocalypse arrived, she was the vicious supporting female character in a novel: a gold digger who clung to the powerful and was ultimately torn apart alive by zomb 205Reads—Score148Shelves

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    Funny, sweet and venomous, the female lead has created a world-wide...

20. 20 全 The Entire Capital Can Hear the Narration 全京城都能听见旁白 Snow Illuminates Rouge雪照胭脂Ancient Romance235k WordsCompleted Also known as The Whole Capital Can Hear the Narration, and the Villainous Couple Goes on a Killing Spree [The Whole City Gossips + Villainous Couple + Marriage Before Love + Two Powerful Leads Who Scheme Against Each Other + Hilarious, Sweet Romance] On her elder brother's orders, Yan Mingshu sneaks into the Marquis of Wuling's residence to steal a map. Just as she offers him tea, a voice suddenly rings out from the sky: [Today, Yan Mingshu plans to seduce the Marquis of Wuling first, then stea 83Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 21 演 After I Refused to Kiss at the Concert, the Entire Internet Spread Rumors About Me 演唱会上拒绝接吻后，我被全网造谣 Snow Illuminates Rouge雪照胭脂13k WordsCompleted After I Refused to Kiss at a Concert, the Whole Internet Spread Rumors About Me 1kReads—Score—Shelves
22. 22 我 I Woke Up to Find Myself With a Husband 我一觉醒来，多了个老公 Snow Illuminates Rouge雪照胭脂Marriage & Romance15k WordsCompleted I Woke Up One Morning with a Husband 147Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 23 听 Rumor Has It Young Master Pei Got Hurt Again Today 听说，裴少今天又挂彩了 Apple Kangkang苹果康康Modern Romance230k WordsOngoing [1v1 sweet romance + both leads are devoted to each other + both communicate + chaotic antics + comedy] What? Your best friend got pregnant by a jerk? How can you let that slide? Su Yuan grabbed a weapon and went to beat the bastard up! Oh no, she hit the wrong guy? Run! But why won’t this guy leave her alone? Insults won’t drive him off, and she can’t beat him in a fight. What was his name again? Right, Pei Yifeng. He’s latched onto her. What’s she supposed to do? He’s the elegant, dashing 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hahaha!! It's a sweet and funny book. It really made my crazy aunt laugh. I particularly like the heroine's character. She is as straightforward as the little sun. The male and female protagonists are so talkative that they are not stupid.

24. 24 穿 The Second Female Lead: Help! The Villainous Boss Is Flirting with the Original Author's Mom 穿书女二：救命！反派大佬狂钓原著亲妈 Snow Drifting Through the Borderlands边城飘雪11k WordsCompleted Second Female Lead Who Transmigrated into a Book: Help! The Villainous Big Shot Is Furiously Wooing the Original Story's Own Mother 164Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A large script goes out of control! The male and female protagonists are in a stable and passionate relationship without any setbacks, but the host, a tool-woman, is entangled by the crazy villain and has nowhere to escape! System: I can't control it at all! [Sending Hearts]

25. 25 身 The Delightful Oddities Happening Around Me 身边的那些开心异事 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨6k WordsCompleted The Happy, Curious Happenings Around Me 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny, or someone around you, see if there is anyone around you?

26. 26 我 I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界 Muzi Mingming木子冥冥Modern Romance114k WordsOngoing [Goofy comedy + filling in plot holes with wild abandon + slow-burn, sweet 1v1 romance] [Unconventional plot-hole filler VS. long-suffering CEO from another dimension] She transmigrates into an abandoned novel, and from the start her own mother has her strapped to an operating table to have her kidney removed and buy her little brother a villa? Other people transmigrate into books with the plot in hand and the ability to see everything coming. Jiang Mian joins the Abandoned Novel Management Bu 217Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I would like to recommend myself. Readers who like comedy are welcome to add it to their bookshelf to read~

27. 27 母 My Mother Is in the ER Waiting for Me to Borrow Money, While My First Love's Father Tells Me to Let Go 母亲正在抢救室等我借钱，白月光父亲劝我放手 Tangerine Sand桔沙12k WordsCompleted My Mother Is Waiting for Me to Borrow Money in the Emergency Room, While My First Love’s Father Urges Me to Let Her Go 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny article, someone else's ex-girlfriend posts about stealing batteries to support you, while the male protagonist rides on a battery to deliver food to support his mother. When they meet Bai Yueguang again, he realizes that she also has a crush on him. They are in love, and they try their best from beginning to end not to steal the battery and chase his wife in the crematorium.

28. 28 和 My Best Friend and I Became the Fake and Real Heiresses, and the Big Shots Begged to Cuddle Up 和闺蜜穿成真假千金，大佬求贴贴 Narcissus Studies Hard纳西斯好好学习Modern Romance291k WordsCompleted [Best friends transmigrate together and join forces | Both couples are chaste | Silly and hilarious] Lazy, sharp-tongued biological heiress heroine x overachiever, bargain-hunting fake heiress best friend My best friend and I transmigrated together and became the real and fake heiresses of a wealthy family, sworn enemies on the surface. The whole capital's social circle was waiting for us to tear into each other, while our scumbag rich dad put us through one test after another to make us fight. 1.8kReads—Score181Shelves

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    It's so funny, and importantly, it's not embarrassing at all! Best friends double wear + romance sweet pet, fried chicken is delicious.

29. 29 重 Back to 1996: Taking Down the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 重回1996：干翻供销社 Night Blue Sky夜蓝天空Urban312k WordsOngoing [Reborn] [Period] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Ensemble Cast] [Sweet Romance] [Modern Romance] At forty-eight, seasoned old hand Meng Qiheng touches an old mirror and returns to rural northern Jiangsu in 1996! From the start, he stops his father from signing away everything for a brick and tile factory. With just 2.5 yuan in startup capital, he uses his insider knowledge to catch and sell eels, sell rainproof tarps, and crush the state-run supply cooperative! He teams up with his buddies to open a vid 342Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A new period novel, with many hilarious scenes that are very graphic! Laugh and get rich!

30. 30 这 This Cultivation Method Is Way Too Fun 这修行方式也太好玩了吧 Abstract Big Senior Brother抽象大师兄Urban197k WordsOngoing The blood moon hung overhead, spiritual energy surged toward people as if released from a dam, and strange spirits darted everywhere. Li Ran crouched in front of a secondhand bookstall and casually picked up a little booklet whose cover was almost rotted away. [Scanned: Heart-Severing Blade Art] [Heart-Severing Blade Art: Draw the blade and draw blood, the target falls, then sheath the blade.] [Simplification complete] [Heart-Severing Blade Art = Break the Seven Taboos (the rules of mortal socie 110Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Super funny book

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