I’d Rather Die Than Read Another Harem Novel!!! 爷宁死不看后宫文！！！

1. 101 长 Longevity System: The Old Ancestor Has Nearly Died of Old Age Again! 长生系统，老祖又双叒叕夭寿了！ Lucky Orange Cat橘猫有财气Eastern Fantasy121k WordsCompleted In the Great Dou Dynasty, where martial prowess reigns supreme, Zu Linfeng unexpectedly obtains the “I Am Your Dad” System. As long as he has enough descendants, his cultivation can increase without limit. [Ding! System notification: For each child the Host has, receive one year of lifespan and cultivation. For each grandchild, the reward is halved...] Huh? I can get stronger just by having more kids? Zu Linfeng is overjoyed. With his cheat-like advantage, he steps onto the path of cultivation a —Reads5.4Score—Shelves
2. 102 媚 The Alluring Wife 媚妻 Lucky Orange Cat橘猫有财气Urban113k WordsCompleted Zhou Xiongwei, a young delivery rider who runs errands and brings people their takeout, unexpectedly acquires the mysterious inheritance of the True Dragon Sacred Body. His once dull, uneventful life is never the same again. He meets and falls in love with Long Meitong, a beautiful CEO whose background is shrouded in mystery, and joins forces with his fellow delivery riders to make their mark in the city, embarking on an extraordinary life. 243Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 103 我EN Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 992.2kReads9.9Score158.5kShelves

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   These books are amazing! 😏 The author of the first one also wrote a remake. This book didn't have a female lead in the beginning, that's how I read it... I don't know if there is one later on. The second book is quite humorous; those who like comedy might want to check it out.

4. 104 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5kShelves
5. 105 我 I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我，双面手术师，职业开膛手 Clouds Can Smile云会笑Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is 20.3kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves
6. 106 最 The Best Lyricist 最佳词作 Kong Liu空留Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Film and TV rights sold] One is a heroine, the other a pampered youngest son who’s always smiling. They work together seamlessly to resolve an unexpected crisis the first time they meet. The second time, she warns her younger cousin not to fall for someone like him. Then comes the Nth meeting, and with it, a lifetime together. 24.4kReads9.6Score3.3kShelves
7. 107 神 God-Tier Choices: This Beast Tamer Is a Little Too Fierce 神级选择：这个御兽师有亿点生猛 Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 178.3kReads9.7Score21.4kShelves
8. 108 母 Mother, Please Have Some Self-Respect 母上大人，请自重 Eternal Flame and Moonshadow火焰月影永恒Urban112k WordsOngoing You think you're reading about something different, but in fact, you're reading about something you've experienced before. You think what you're seeing is real, but it's all just our own imagination! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Let's look at a single female lead then! 🤔

9. 109 无 In an Empty Apocalypse, I Lead Players on a Rampage! 无人末世，我带着玩家杀疯了！ Bamboo Shoots Braised with Fried Food笋干煲炸Sports1.8M WordsCompleted Game designer Gu Zhe transmigrates to an apocalyptic world overrun by evil races. Undead, demons, dark elves, vampires, insectfolk, serpentfolk, and all manner of other evil races... Humanity in this apocalypse has already been wiped out by the evil races! Gu Zhe, being human himself, is in mortal danger! Fortunately, he brought along the game he designed. Through the game, he can summon players from Blue Star to descend into this world! In this lifeless apocalypse, Gu Zhe joins his players to r 5.2kReads8.8Score447Shelves

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   The following books may not match their titles, but I personally think they're quite good. Interested readers can take a look, and if you like them, you can add them to your bookshelf. Sunflower Stamen

10. 110 玄 Xuanhuan: Picking Up Lucky Bags in an Immortal's Livestream 玄幻：我在仙人的直播间捡福袋 Northern Man Nongzai Zuo Qiang北人弄仔佐强Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted [Traditional xuanhuan, plot-driven, not an invincible protagonist story. He faces trouble head-on, acts logically, doesn’t kill indiscriminately, grows stronger, and has no harem. Comedy + Passion] Alternate title: Xuanhuan: I Pick Up Lucky Bags in an Immortal’s Livestream After transmigrating to a small world of immortal cultivation and waiting twenty long years, Lu Fan finally receives his golden finger. It’s a Myriad Worlds Disc where he can watch the livestreams of geniuses from countless wo 7kReads7.8Score781Shelves
11. 111 重 Reborn: Back in the 1980s to Make My Fortune 重生：回到八零当富翁 Frenzied Banana发飙的芭蕉Urban1.8M WordsCompleted A rebirth story set in a bygone era, with no mindless wish fulfillment, a single heroine, no courtyard-house drama, and a warm, everyday feel. Xu Erlong is reborn, returning to the eve of the day his family forced him to haul bricks at a black kiln to pay for his cousin's university education. Why should his cousin get meat while he has to make do with bran? Why should his cousin go to university while he is forced to haul bricks? Xu Erlong refuses to put up with it any longer and decisively 18.7kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves
12. 112 反 Villain: I Went Wild with Joy After Marrying the Comatose Empress 反派：娶了植物人女帝后我乐疯了 Lucky Orange Cat橘猫有财气Eastern Fantasy59k WordsCompleted My name is Chu Lingxiao. I transmigrated to the Dragon Fortune Dynasty, where martial strength reigns supreme, and somehow became the “Chosen One.” Then I was forced to marry the empress of the Mystic Goddess Sect, Gu Ruoxue, who was in a vegetative state, and was chosen to bring her good fortune and be buried alongside her. If the empress lived, I would care for her. If she died, I’d be sealed in her coffin and buried with her. Everyone pitied my miserable fate, but I was over the moon! Because 56Reads—Score—Shelves

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    They're the kind of shows you can stay up all night watching.

13. 113 梦 I Kissed the Campus Beauty in My Dreams, and When I Woke Up, She Really Fell for Me 梦里抱着校花亲，醒了她真爱上我 Your Dentures Just Flew Out你假牙飞出来了Urban132k WordsOngoing [The Ultimate Tent-Pitching Trick] [Lots and Lots of Heroines] [All Kinds of Types] Whatever you want, it's here. This book focuses on the details, but doesn't get too detailed. You know what I mean. So I hope you'll pay close attention as you read. The more carefully you read, the better the experience. You can use your imagination to fill in the gaps. Feel free to add the book to your shelf, interact, leave comments, and tip. You can also tell me what kinds of characters you'd like to see late 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I highly recommend these two books. The author's writing is delicate, the descriptions are detailed, vivid, and evocative. The second book, in particular, is absolutely amazing; it's incredibly immersive, and the female protagonist is beautifully portrayed. I've even fallen in love with one of the female characters!

14. 114 都 The Happy Life of a Blind Massage Therapist in the City 都市神医之盲人推拿师的快乐生活 Little Leaf Wearing a Cloud小叶子穿朵云Urban474k WordsOngoing [Multiple heroines] [Comedy] [Mindless fun] Lin Chen is blind. He's also a massage therapist, as well as a miracle doctor. He is determined to safeguard his clients' health. 132Reads5.9Score314Shelves
15. 115 仙 The Fairies’ Game Begins with Wei Wu’s Legacy 仙子们的游戏，从魏武遗风开始 Who Knows How to Write This鬼知道怎么写Eastern Fantasy182k WordsOngoing [Steal their fortunes, but not just their fortunes!!] [Chosen one, I’m taking everything you have!] Lu Chen finds himself in the world of the xianxia game Record of the Goddess’s Grace. As a technical-minded player, he knows that a man without women can draw his sword with ease. All he wants in this life is to seize opportunities and achieve immortality, with no interest in romance. Who could have guessed... “Fine!” To pursue the path to immortality, Lu Chen says helplessly, “The trial of lo 36Reads5.9Score—Shelves
16. 116 多 More Children, More Blessings: My Wife Had Another Baby! 多子多福：夫人又生了！ Little Blankie小空白呀Eastern Fantasy75k WordsCompleted [System]+ [Reborn]+ [Invincible]+ [Comedy] System: [Binding the more children, more blessings System!] Ning Duozi, bound to the more children, more blessings System, takes on the great responsibility of expanding his family across the world! “Your eldest son has become the Heavenly Emperor of the Celestial Court! You are rewarded with control of the Celestial Court!” “Your eldest daughter has become the ruler of the Underworld! You are rewarded with the power to control birth, aging, illness, de 2Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 117 末 The Apocalypse: My Wife's Gift Is More Children, More Blessings 末世，我的老婆天赋是多子多福 The Old Salted Fish of Yashan亚山的老咸鱼Sci-Fi & Apocalypse395k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse] [Transmigration] [Reborn] [Single Heroine] [More Children, More Blessings] [Action-Packed Battles] An advanced civilization turned Blue Star into a game world, bringing zombies, insectoid hordes, mutated creatures, and natural disasters one after another. Transmigrators carrying a System, native geniuses who awaken special talents, ambitious schemers seeking to rule the Apocalypse, and saviors hoping to bring it to an end are all struggling to survive. But none of that has anything 51Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    I recommend a new book: a post-apocalyptic martial arts story. The male protagonist transmigrates with a system, and the female protagonist is reborn with many children and good fortune. It's a single-female-lead pseudo-harem story (the clone and the original share memories). The premise is quite interesting, and the food is also pretty good.

18. 118 重 Reborn as Cao Thief: The Cultivation World’s Number One Villain 重生曹贼：修仙界第一反派 Rolling Great Lord滚滚大君Eastern Fantasy44k WordsCompleted The cultivation world's number one villain The cultivation world's number one villain The cultivation world's number one villain The cultivation world's number one villain The cultivation world's number one villain The cultivation world's number one villain The cultivation world's number one villain The cultivation world's number one villain —Reads—Score—Shelves

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19. 119 莺 A Cultivation Path Among the Warblers 莺莺燕燕修仙路 Illusory Mortal World幻人间Urban1.9M WordsOngoing An urban, everyday-life story told in plain language. High-martial-arts cultivation without spiritual energy; no System, no old master in a magical artifact, and no rebirth. There's life and conflict, and when it's time to fight or kill, the protagonist does just that. Beautiful women are his cultivation resource, not a harem obligation. This is a modern high-martial-arts world with almost no spiritual energy, so cultivation should be impossible. But lucky Li Jun unexpectedly obtained an incredi 59Reads8.1Score270Shelves

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    Recommended by a bookworm with 20,000 hours of reading experience, this book is safe to read and harmless. It features an unconventional multi-female protagonist story, urban martial arts with "no spiritual energy" cultivation, a story with life, struggles, and passion. The male lead is responsible but not a harem character. The story is written in plain language, and the beautiful women are the source of the cultivation energy.

20. 120 开 Bound to a Married Woman from the Start: Thirty Years of Detours Avoided! 开局绑定少妇，少走三十年弯路！ Gui Chen姽尘Urban88k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You're welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It looks good, don't worry.

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