Any Funny Novels About the Analects of Confucius? 有没有关于抡语的搞笑小说

1. 1 大 Great Qin: I, a Descendant of Confucius, Am the Master of Analects Martial Arts 大秦：我，孔子后人，抡语夫子 I Read the Spring and Autumn Annals我读春秋Historical302k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted, Funny, The Analects as Martial Arts] In 221 BC, after Qin conquered the Six States, Wang Ben personally led three thousand armored soldiers to Qufu to invite Kong Li, a descendant of Confucius, to Xianyang to tutor Fusu. Holding his sword, Wang Ben smiled faintly at Kong Li. “I'd like to invite you to Xianyang to teach Prince Fusu. Are you willing?” Kong Li glanced at the Qin soldiers surrounding him. Only Fu Hu was by his side. He fell silent for a moment, then gave a straightfor 3.3kReads8.6Score242Shelves

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   It's great! It's funny, and you can learn about history. Plus, it fulfills the idea of ​​Emperor Zheng unifying the world. It's fantastic!

2. 2 我 I Become a Sage Through Reading, and Now a Female Ghost Is Knocking at My Door at Midnight? 我读书成圣，女鬼半夜敲门？ Short on Talent, Blunt of Mind才短思涩Eastern Fantasy658k WordsCompleted [Low rating because of the multiple heroines] [Invincible from the start] + [Lighthearted comedy] + [Refined and easygoing protagonist] [“A gentleman keeps his weapons close, waiting for the right moment to act.”] Li Ran: A gentleman should keep weapons on him and be ready to use them at any moment. [“A gentleman who is not dignified will command no respect.”] Li Ran: If a gentleman doesn't hit hard, he won't earn anyone's respect. [“A gentleman does not compete with others, except in archery.”] 9.2kReads7.5Score803Shelves
3. 3 大 The Great Qin's Analects-Wielding Imperial Tutor, Training Three Thousand Ironback Confucian Scholars 大秦抡语帝师，教出三千鬼背儒生 Baiju Himself白驹本尊Anime Fanfiction320k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Fist-Swinging Analects + Primordial Era and Great Qin + Ridiculous + Absurd] After transmigrating to Great Qin, he compiles a dictionary from the start and is appointed Crown Prince's Tutor. Kong Chen insists he really has no idea how to lecture on the Analects. Ying Zheng forced him into it. Fu Su: Teacher, does “Those who lack strength give up halfway” mean I should understand my own limits and keep working hard? Kong Chen: Foolish! It means anyone weaker than me gets beaten until 1.8kReads9.0Score156Shelves

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   The ending came so suddenly! [Facepalm]

4. 4 一 One Punch Shatters the Void: Scholars Never Play by the Rules 一拳碎虚空：读书人从不讲道理 Yao Jun曜钧Eastern Fantasy121k WordsOngoing In the Great Qian Dynasty, martial arts reign supreme. Su Yan, a poor-born youth, is found to have an innate mortal meridian. The scion of a great clan steps on his face and laughs. "Trash, you're not even fit to carry my shoes." Su Yan says nothing. One punch shatters the man's protective astral energy. Later, the Wang family's sacred artifact, the Void Seal, comes crashing down like a mountain, blotting out the sky. Su Yan still answers with one punch. A hundred-zhang Void Palm splits in two. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Yes, let's take a look at the principle of simplicity.

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