Apocalyptic Zombie Novels, Preferably Funny Ones. No Frog Squad, Thanks 末日丧尸文,搞笑一点的,青蛙团就不必了
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Apocalypse: The Villain Big Shot Sticks Out His Leg, but I Don’t Want to Cling to Him 末世:反派大佬伸腿,我却不想抱
[Apocalypse transmigration into a book + ensemble cast + hoarding supplies] [A cheeky beauty versus a deranged, shameless villain, both pure, sweet romance] Su Menghuan transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder side character in an apocalypse novel who doesn’t survive past chapter three. From the start, she’s in an unfamiliar hotel, pinned to a bed by a deranged big shot who accuses her of violating his chastity. The man has such a handsome face that Su Menghuan decides she may as well
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Playing Innocent in the Apocalypse: What’s Wrong with Lying? 末世装乖:骗人怎么了?
[Sweet, clever, and kind heroine VS bad-boy big shot] 1v1, both leads are romantically inexperienced, happy ending [Apocalypse + pocket dimension + rebirth] * Su Tang died the moment she learned she’d been sold. Reborn, she wanted to get away from her family. But the apocalypse was right around the corner, bringing zombies, extreme cold, and extreme heat. To survive, she had to cling to someone powerful. * By chance, she helped the future big shot up after he fell to the ground. He seemed to hav
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Apocalyptic Calamity: Who Let These Lunatics Save the World? 末日灾祸:谁让这群癫子去救世的
[No romance, ensemble cast, apocalyptic disasters, urban fantasy. Split up, and trouble strikes from every direction. Together, and the world faces annihilation.] (The animated series adaptation is now available.) The team’s main mission: save the world. Hidden achievement: elbow-check the world. Code of conduct: As long as we elbow-check fast enough, disaster will always be one step behind us! People around the world: Thanks to the Daxia Squad for the elbow-check survival kit. We refuse deliver
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After the Apocalypse, the Supporting Female Character Becomes a Hidden Powerhouse 末世后女配她成了隐藏大佬
Jiang Yingying transmigrates into a post-apocalyptic novel she has just finished reading, only to stumble upon a bloody scene involving the original male lead. She faints right into his arms. When she wakes up, she discovers she has gained a useless skill that lets her understand zombie speech. Meanwhile, the male lead watches her like a hawk, ready to toss her into a zombie nest at any moment. To stay alive, she gives in. Jiang Yingying lets her gaze drift, moves closer, and wraps her arms arou
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Too Many Reborn Heroes? Time to Bring in the Government 重生者太密集?我带国家队下场
(A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for
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A Zombie's Hiking Diary 丧尸的徒步旅行日记
[Leisurely Travels + Everyday Storylines + No Romance] [Content note: No fighting or drama, and the protagonist isn't cold-blooded, going on killing sprees, or antisocial. This is purely a story about taking walks!] When the apocalypse broke out, Yu Qingxian chose to die. But her attempt failed, and she became a zombie. She had been socially anxious and depressed in life, so she decided to travel on foot. Since everyone was a zombie anyway, she didn't feel so afraid anymore.
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Trapped on Campus After Doomsday, I Run Into the F4 末日被困校园,偶遇F4
A new story is here! I'll do my best to tell every story well! [Apocalyptic weather + pregnancy later in the story + zombies + abilities later in the story + all characters are virgins + pets + team + multiple male leads + weak to strong] A crimson sky screen comes crashing down as abnormal weather sweeps across the globe. Zombies howl, tearing apart civilization, while mutated pets lurk in the shadows, watching for signs of life. Xi Xi is trapped in her dormitory, helplessly watching the famili
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The Happy Life of a Chubby Guy in the Apocalypse 末世肥仔的幸福生活
A new story is here: the apocalypse, zombies, a System, and an overpowered protagonist. Fatty transmigrates to the post-apocalyptic world and uses the System’s features and his own wits. After working hard, he finally settles into a carefree, shamelessly leisurely life. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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Doomsday: I’m Surviving Against All Odds with My Four Roommates from Hell 末日,我带寝室四大冤种绝地求生
Apocalypse, zombies, comedy, absurd humor, mutations, survival, multiple female leads. When the zombie virus suddenly breaks out, the whole world descends into chaos. Those who survive face more than just zombie bites: they also have to contend with one another. I struggle to stay alive with my four hopeless dorm mates, and we get into plenty of hilarious situations along the way. In the end, nobody knows whether humanity can defeat the virus.
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A Zombie Mom's Diary of Raising a Child 丧尸妈妈带娃记
Given another life, I return to the days before the apocalypse. Watch me stockpile all kinds of things. Oh no, I accidentally turned into a zombie. What do I do? At least I still have my memories. I’ll look for my family. I’m a beginner, and this is my first time writing. Please be patient with me. I write whatever comes to mind. The heroine is a zombie, and she thinks zombies don’t need to use their brains. So there’s no logic at all. Please don’t take it too seriously. I’ve tried my best
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Stockpiling a Hundred Billion in Supplies: An Assassin Squad Clears the Apocalypse 囤百亿物资,杀手小队通关末世
(Female-led story, zombies, team-based, decisive and ruthless, not a bleeding heart) Bai Yaoyao, ranked number one on the assassin leaderboard, awakened a spatial ability after the apocalypse began. She led her brothers from the organization to carve out a path through the carnage and reach the top of the apocalypse's Ten Strongest list. Yet, in the end, she still died in the apocalypse's tenth year, cut to pieces by an Emperor-rank spatial zombie. She thought her life was over. But when she ope
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Dream Reversal: In the Apocalypse, I Start by Seizing the System 逆梦:末世从抢系统开始
An apocalypse growth story, featuring a large ensemble cast. Not a mindless power fantasy. Do-gooders beware. No overpowered System. Older women and cute younger girls as multiple heroines. You know what I mean. On October 1, as the whole nation celebrates the 80th anniversary of the founding of China with a grand military parade, everyone is caught up in the festivities and travel when a silver streak tears across the sky and the apocalypse suddenly descends! This is clearly aimed at wiping ou
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The Doomsday Hourglass 末日沙漏
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How Embarrassing! I Turned into a Zombie and Ran Into My Wolfish Ex-Boyfriend 社死!变丧尸后,遇上狼狗前男友
[Goofy Zombie Heroine + Flesh-and-Blood Evolution + Immortal Body + Powerful Badass] Chu Ge is completely useless, so she voluntarily sticks her hand into a zombie's mouth. Following the philosophy that if you can't beat them, join them, she figures she'll save herself at least thirty years of trouble. She finally gets her wish and joins the zombie horde, contributing her share to the apocalypse. She'd planned to become a mindless, shambling corpse. But heaven has it in for her: somehow, she tur
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A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界,成了全宗门骄傲
[Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to
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Oh No! The Little Zombie Accidentally Became a Big Shot 糟糕!小丧尸一不小心就成了大佬
[Apocalypse x food hoarding x devoted couple x sweet romance x little zombie heroine x super badass, high-output hero] Torrential rain, typhoons, tsunamis, thunderstorms, the disappearance of Earth's magnetic field, zombies, monsters, supernatural abilities, and more... Congratulations, you've entered the main storyline of the apocalypse. The whole world is about to be reshuffled. From here on, survival depends on your life, your luck, and yourself. - While everyone else is still screaming in a
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Apocalypse: Little Zombie Gets Hooked on Picking Up People 末世:小尸尸我捡人捡起劲了
[Everyday Story + A Corpse with a Human Brain Braving the Apocalypse + The Female Lead Isn’t Overpowered at First] Six months into being a zombie, she’s tried all kinds of ways to die: Jumping into a river: still alive. In the early days of the apocalypse, her fellow zombies proved that drowning in a river was impossible. All it did was give every zombie who jumped in a chance to “swell up.” Li Jingmo declares: Since I can’t quite die, I might as well take good care of my zombie life.
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It's the Apocalypse, and This Little Zombie Is Going to Outwork Everyone 末世了,小丧尸我呀要卷死所有人
The new xuanhuan novel next door, My Goodness, the Nascent Soul Senior Sister Is the Dark Moonlight of a Tragic Romance, has started updating. Feel free to check it out if you're interested. [Apocalypse + extreme weather + zombie virus + strong heroine + hoarding + storage space + no saintly heroine + comedy + romance] [Super-cool, unhinged little zombie vs. cold, aloof, secretly passionate squad leader] Back to three days before the apocalypse. To avoid the tragedy of being turned into a zombie
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She's Even More Savage Than the Zombies 她在末世比丧尸还狂
[Rebirth + female lead with tons of special abilities + strong female lead + System + cooperation + an outrageously powerful golden finger + a major player + little to no romance, and what there is comes late] Twelve years into the apocalypse, An Ran is betrayed by her subordinates and trapped in a zombie horde. After blowing herself up, she is reborn one month before the apocalypse begins. With her younger brother alive, twelve years’ worth of hard-earned memories from the apocalypse, and the a
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A Nobody in the Apocalypse, Yet Somehow Everyone’s Favorite? 末世路人甲,我是团宠?
Li Xin opens her eyes and finds herself in an apocalyptic novel, as a random passerby who won’t survive past the third chapter. Luckily, she comes with a golden finger. Her one rule for staying alive is simple: don’t cause trouble, don’t stand out, and don’t steal the spotlight. She stays close to the main cast, quietly makes a fortune, secretly picks up scraps, and keeps growing under the radar. All she wants is to live in peace. She meant to remain an inconspicuous nobody, but as time goes on.
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What?! My Host Is a Creepy, Crawling Zombie 惊!我的宿主是个阴暗爬行的丧尸
[Apocalypse + No romance + Silly comedy + System] When apocalyptic disasters struck, Lu Yaoyao was among the first to be bitten. Just as her consciousness was about to fade, a System descended from the heavens. Looking at its Host crawling around in the shadows, the System was horrified. [What the hell! What kind of thing did I bind myself to?] [Unbind me! Aaaaaah!] After becoming a zombie, while humans fought over food to stay alive, Lu Yaoyao gnawed on a Musang King durian from the supermarket
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From a Bystander's Perspective 旁人视角
[Apocalypse + Slow Build + Memories + Supernatural Powers] The novel A Bystander’s View: I Became the Apocalypse’s Master After Losing My Job follows the protagonist, who is fired for reporting his boss and then, through a twist of fate, inherits the role of Time Master. Through sheer effort, he gradually rises to become the master of the apocalypse. Someone once suggested that it’s best to start reading this novel from Chapter 14. The following is a foreshadowing excerpt from the novel: Is what
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Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色,我只是想有个家
Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home
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Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精?俺老猪舍不得
Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It
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I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军,我只想投降却狂拿战功
Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors
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Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降
Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender
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This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀
He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him
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Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星:先锋大兵的离谱二战
The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II
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An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生
A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life
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I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强,谁都杀不掉我
I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me
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Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙:东吴潘后
Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu
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A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙
A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but
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Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼:机械与血契
Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact
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After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华
One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth
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My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年
My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II
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Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海:全熟人剧本我直接摆烂
I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In
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I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我,十年后碾压985学霸
I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities
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Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我
That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel.
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Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生,青春婚约的浪漫传承
A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support
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Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿,请君笑纳
Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile
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A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦
A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind
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Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我,追白雪的渣男在哪里
Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White?
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Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽:我是汉武帝的皇曾孙
Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson
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Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游:手撕渣男牛魔王
Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces
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While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥,太平公主渣翻全大唐
Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire
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Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者:别人穿英雄,我穿峡谷小兵摆烂
Honor of Kings: Everyone else becomes a hero, but I become a minion in the Rift and slack off
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The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄
The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord
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Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游:全员掉进女儿国,满街美人猪八戒却只想哭
The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry
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The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑:汉宣本纪
The Sword of Duling: A Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han
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Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京:我靠苟道称霸北海
Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down
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