Looking for Funny Supernatural Stories, Preferably No CP 求灵异搞笑的文，最好是无cp的

1. 51 我 I Learned to Save Ghosts at the Crematorium 我在火葬场学救鬼 Sweet Big Orange大橙子甜Mystery226k WordsOngoing A veteran corpse makeup artist at a crematorium, he is stern and taciturn, meticulous at work, and the classic example of someone who looks cold but has a warm heart. His humor consists of sophisticated deadpan jokes and an endearing contrast between his appearance and nature. In the calmest voice, he assigns the most chilling tasks: “Xiaoyang, go check Hall Three. That old Mr. Zhang is throwing a fit because he thinks his urn looks too old-fashioned.” The skills he teaches include practical tri —Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Suspense, supernatural, humor, romance, super good!

2. 52 穷 A Poor Taoist's Daily Grind 穷鬼道士的牛马日常 Cui Shisi崔十四Modern Romance405k WordsCompleted After Lin Xiaoyue’s wages go unpaid, she unexpectedly awakens Xuanli, an empire-building ghost immortal who has been living inside her as a tenant. From then on, her career takes a strange turn. Other people take jobs offering high-end feng shui advice and guidance. I take jobs livestreaming in haunted houses, ordering offerings for hungry ghosts with food delivery, and driving out evil spirits by whacking them with bricks. The Empress complains, “You’re groveling for a pittance. What will beco 8Reads7.1Score—14d adds

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   Highly recommend this [Heartfelt] supernatural, no romance. Lin Xiaoyue, owed wages, unexpectedly awakens the tenant within her body—the conquering emperor-like ghost immortal Xuan Li. Fine, from a monthly salary of 3,500 to the property fee of protecting 1.4 Billion people. I'll take this job.

3. 53 吃 Eat, Sleep, and Beat Monsters 吃饭睡觉打怪兽 Little Shen Is Slacking Off小沈摸鱼中Modern Romance342k WordsCompleted What’s the most outrageous job interview invitation you’ve ever received? My name is Jiang Mian. I’ve just graduated and returned to China, and I’m a former overseas student who just wants to find a job and coast through life. One day, I got an offer from a private museum. Its address was tucked away in an alley that was so confusing even the navigation app went haywire. My boss is an eccentric who’s always rushing to help people in trouble. He wears round sunglasses just like a fortune-teller’s 2Reads—Score16114d adds

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   Highly recommend this suspenseful, female-oriented supernatural novel—mysterious yet hilarious! Nothing's more addictive than being a veteran, and I'm a veteran of it all! [Laughing emoji][shocked emoji][vomiting emoji][angry emoji][eye roll emoji][fear emoji]

4. 54 穿 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京：我靠苟道称霸北海 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 87Reads—Score—14d adds

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   Ever since I was dubbed the "Tactical Mastermind," my status in the squad has skyrocketed. From officers to recruits, everyone trusts me. My teammates don't even use their brains in battle anymore; when in doubt, they just look to me. The moment I make a move, they charge in blindly, relying entirely on their unquestioning trust. Looking at this group of clueless teammates, I feel both helpless and panicked. Don't believe me! I really don't...

5. 55 别 Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 别骂八戒好色，我只是想有个家 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction15k WordsCompleted Don’t Call Bajie a Lecher, I Just Want a Home 104Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 56 我 I'm a Trainee Auntie on the Neighborhood Committee in a Horror Instance 我在恐怖副本当地府居委会预备大妈 Soybean Flour Mochi黄豆粉麻薯25k WordsCompleted I Become a Neighborhood Committee Lady in the Underworld During Horror Dungeons —Reads—Score—14d adds

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7. 57 工 The Best Feng Shui Master on the Construction Site 工地最强建筑风水师 Good Fortune Comes to the Good吉人自有天祥Mystery1.8M WordsOngoing [If this caught your eye, it must be fate. Don't scroll away just yet.] This novel (campus opening + wild imagination + an expansive world) combines feng shui and the supernatural (using feng shui to weave the plot together), fantasy, magic, science fiction, parallel worlds, and time travel to the past. The pace picks up dramatically after Chapter 30, and the story strongly promotes traditional Chinese culture. Also known as From the Start with a Treasure Gourd to Help Me Destroy Demons Also kno 2.3kReads8.3Score26814d adds

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   An absolutely thrilling read, featuring the Japanese Nine Chrysanthemums faction, also known as "The Strongest Feng Shui Master on the Construction Site." Content includes (Feng Shui secrets + supernatural events + Hu, Huang, Bai, Liu, and Hui (a type of mythical creature) + Bureau 749 + Buddhism, Taoism, Confucianism, Mohism, and Legalism + Qimen Dunjia + Mohist mechanical arts + Lu Ban's techniques + mechanical maneuver battles + Gu fighting + reincarnation of a Living Buddha)! Written from the perspective of a Feng Shui master, it interprets the essence of the three major schools of thought: Buddhism, Taoism, and Confucianism...

8. 58 雪 Life-and-Death Gambit in the Snowlands 雪域生死局 Trusted Washlet心腹大浣Mystery1.4M WordsOngoing [Chinese Folk Horror + Gods and Ghosts + Folk Legends + Secret-Realm Exploration + Mystery and Deduction + Strong Allies] At an antique fair in Lhasa, I stumbled upon an ancient Tibetan stone tablet. Curious about its contents, I accepted an invitation to join a merchant named Lao Gun and the team he had assembled to search for goods. Together, we ventured deep into the barren mountains of northern Tibet to investigate an ancient temple. I never expected the old temple to conceal such mysteries. 8.2kReads8.6Score1.2k14d adds

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   The plot is genuinely scary, yet incredibly captivating, making it impossible to put down. The characters' dialogue is humorous, which balances the horror of the adventure and the supernatural, so even those afraid of ghosts can enjoy it! I watched it late at night, laughing hysterically and constantly posting my own comments. It's really good! Highly recommended!!!

9. 59 流 Incense for the Streamers: The Nth Livestream 流量香火:第N次开播 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷30k WordsCompleted Traffic and Incense: The Nth Livestream 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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   The air in Wulan Town is always filled with a salty, fishy smell, like the sea breeze blowing rotting algae into the lungs, each breath carrying a damp weight. This is Nanyang Academy, a university built on the ruins of an ancient altar, its red brick walls covered in moss, like unhealed scars. @DouchengBaye. At two in the morning, the cicadas' cries were desperate, as if mourning someone. I stood on the rooftop corridor of the abandoned third teaching building, looking down at the open-air basketball court through the broken glass windows. The beam of my flashlight was deliberately lowered, only a faint yellowish halo barely illuminating the mottled concrete ground beneath my feet. On the inside of my wrist, the dark red birthmark seemed to glow faintly in the cool night, as if something alive was wriggling beneath my skin. This was a curse left by my family, and the reason I had to be here tonight. The sound of a basketball hitting the ground came from downstairs. "Bang, bang, bang." The rhythm was strange. It wasn't a normal dribbling rhythm; it was three long dribbles followed by one short one, like some kind of Morse code, or like a forced heartbeat after a slowed pulse. I held my breath, my fingers gripping the window frame tightly. The figure was in the center of the court. He was wearing oversized black overalls, over a faded purple jersey, and worn-out sneakers. He dribbled alone in the darkness, his movements exaggerated and stiff, each step accompanied by a contorted rhythm. It was Chicken Bro.

10. 60 鸡 You're So Beautiful: The Last Dance Before Dawn 鸡你太美：破晓前的最后一舞 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷30k WordsCompleted You're Too Beautiful: The Last Dance Before Dawn 4Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 61 流 Altar of Views: The Influencer Who Sends Off the Meat Dumplings 流量祭坛：送肉粽的网红 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷30k WordsCompleted The Traffic Altar: The Influencer Who Sends Off Rice Dumplings 3Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 62 大 The Glutton’s Last Bite 大胃王的最后一口 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷57k WordsCompleted The Glutton's Last Bite 6Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 63 雨 Sewing Skin on a Rainy Night: The Last Face 雨夜缝皮.最后一张脸 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷16k WordsCompleted Stitching Skin on a Rainy Night: The Last Face —Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 64 流 Sacrificial Offering for Views: Live-Streaming the Zongzi Offering 流量祭品:直播送肉粽 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted Traffic Sacrifice: Livestreaming a Rice Dumpling Offering 2Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 65 冥 The Ghostly Wedding: Yinshui Town 冥婚诡事：阴水镇 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷16k WordsCompleted Ghostly Wedding: Yinshui Town 3Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 66 脚 The Red Thread Around My Ankle 脚踝上的红线 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted The Red Thread Around Her Ankle 2Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 67 上 Shangyuan Plague Register: I'm on the Last Page 上元疰簿：名册最后一页是我 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷65k WordsCompleted The Shangyuan Curse Register: I'm on the Last Page 2Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 68 长 Chang’an Night Walk: Dragon Blood and Rotten Flesh 长安夜行录：龙血腐肉 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted Chang'an Night Chronicles: Dragon Blood and Rotten Flesh 3Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 69 穿 Transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty to Escape the Zombies, Only to Find I Brought Them 穿到大唐躲丧尸，丧尸竟是我带的 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷62k WordsCompleted I transmigrated to the Tang dynasty to hide from zombies, only to discover that I was the one leading them. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 70 盛 Feast of the Undead: Slaughtering My Way Through the Apocalypse in the Tang Dynasty 盛世尸宴：我在大唐杀穿末日 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷24k WordsCompleted A Feast of Corpses in an Age of Prosperity: Slaying My Way Through the Apocalypse in the Tang Dynasty —Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 71 戏 Ghostly Shadows on the Opera Stage 戏台鬼影 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷19k WordsCompleted Ghostly Shadows on the Opera Stage —Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 72 上 Strange Happenings on the Lantern Festival: The Dead Man in the Coffin Is Clutching My Name 上元诡事：棺材里的死人攥着我的名 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷60k WordsCompleted Lantern Festival Mysteries: The Dead Man in the Coffin Clutches My Name —Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 73 长 Chang’an Night Walks: The Black Death Flower 长安夜行录：黑死花 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷62k WordsCompleted Chang’an Night Walk: Black Death Flower —Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 74 谁 Who Wore That Blue Robe? 谁穿了那件蓝衫 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted Who Wore That Blue Shirt? 2Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 75 最 The Last Corpse Handler 最后的赶尸匠 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted The Last Corpse Driver —Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 76 幕 The Curtain Rises: Humans and Ghosts Share the Stage 幕启·人鬼同台 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted The Curtain Rises: Humans and Ghosts Share the Stage 1Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 77 纸 Paper Doll Hauntings: A Living Person's Funeral 纸人诡事：活人出殡 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷19k WordsCompleted Paper Figures and Strange Happenings: The Living Hold a Funeral 1Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 78 红 The Bloodied Hole Beneath the Red Veil 红盖头下的血洞 Eighth Master of Dou City斗城八爷20k WordsCompleted A Bloodied Hole Beneath the Red Bridal Veil —Reads—Score—14d adds

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