I Can't Escape the Great Reading Drought Forever... 吾终将是逃不过书荒大劫···

1. 1 疯 This Is Insane! One Question Made Millions of Students Cry 疯了！一道题难哭亿万学生 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He is elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most twisted question setter in the world! One exam wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, and a single question brought 200,000 students in Huicheng to tears! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions swirling through their head. [What color was Daji's bellyband?] [Did the King of Qin circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise?] [This is a Chinese exam, and 11.7kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves

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   Just laugh, I won't pay the medical bills when you end up in the hospital~

2. 2 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 14.1kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves
3. 3 疯 Oh No! The Funny Girl Transmigrates Into a Book and Everyone Turns Into a Goofball 疯了！搞笑女穿书后大家都变沙雕 Gurgling Fish咕噜鱼Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to 463Reads8.7Score104Shelves
4. 4 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 38.3kReads9.6Score5.9kShelves
5. 5 系 The System Won’t Let Me Do My Job 系统不让我干人事 Bao Gungun包滚滚Urban1.8M WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 2.2kReads7.1Score138Shelves
6. 6 乖 Kiddo, I Told You to Burn Money, Not Set Off a Nuke! 乖孙，我让你烧钱你给我烧核弹？ A Big Shark一头大鲨鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Campus Life, Everyday Moments, Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy, Supernatural, Shameless Antics, Unhinged Behavior] “Good grandson, Grandpa's out of money for the war. Hurry up and burn me some cash!” Zhang Di got nightmares like this at least once a day, but never thought much of them. Until one day, he dreamed his grandpa was fuming: “You little brat, why is it so hard to burn me some money? Fine, I'll send someone up there to teach you how to burn joss paper, step by step!” Grandpa's attacking a city? 26.6kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
7. 7 熊 Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网 Constantine Needs to Quit Smoking康斯坦丁要戒烟Urban156k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give 1.3kReads8.3Score114Shelves
8. 8 快 Quick Transmigration: The War God Is Teasing His Little Cutie Again 快穿：战神又在调戏小可爱啦 Distant Mountains Leave the Mortal World远山辞陌Modern Romance633k WordsCompleted [1v1] [Female lead dotes on male lead] [Strong female lead, weak male lead] [Sweet romance] The God of War has lost her beloved little darling. She must search the myriad worlds to find him again. But the darling is even cuter now that he's lost his memories. The darling is delicate? Spoil him. The darling is frail? Spoil him. The darling is aloof? Spoil him. Oh no, why has the darling turned evil? What else can she do? Spoil him, of course. P.S. 1. He's not going to turn evil. The male lead is 866Reads9.2Score100Shelves

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9. 9 快 Quick Transmigration: The Sickly Villain Is Terrified Behind Closed Doors 快穿：病娇反派背地里怂得要死 Qionghua琼花Two Male Leads300k WordsCompleted 1V1 To earn points, Gu Nian resolutely signs a contract with the Villain Rescue Program Department. His job is to travel to different worlds and save the villains. But why didn’t anyone tell Gu Nian that every one of these villains is crazier than the last?! The deranged CEO tilts his head in confusion. “Where do you think you’re going, my little lamb? Hmm?” A scalpel spins between the doctor’s fingers. “I gave you a choice. Now don’t think about backing out.” The powerful prime minister sighs. 997Reads9.2Score126Shelves
10. 10 快 Quick Transmigration: The Lazy Big Shot’s Adoring Husband 快穿：咸鱼大佬的小娇夫 Pi Qiuqiu皮丘丘Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Female-Led Romance! Sweet and Doting!] Yun Chu was only getting some air by the river when a split-personality System mistook her for someone about to jump and latched onto her for dear life. Yesterday she was earning affection points, today she was leading a rebellion and taking down scumbags, and the day after that she was spending money to raise a kid. A withdrawn little prince, a scandal-plagued young star, a scheming green-tea darling, and a delicate young husband all come knocking at her 987Reads9.0Score101Shelves
11. 11 师 The Master’s Remedial Class 师尊补习班 Flying Crane飞鹤Two Male Leads244k WordsCompleted Tens of thousands of master-disciple romances have sprung up in the cultivation world, with disciples whisking their masters away from their sects one after another. With the grand recruitment ceremony fast approaching, the sect leader was heartsick with worry. To keep the sect's best teachers from being stolen away, he warned the masters to be extremely careful when taking on disciples. At the latest recruitment ceremony, Master Tan Yu thought it over carefully. He wouldn't pick the ugliest, th 25Reads9.2Score—Shelves
12. 12 甜 Sweet and Sensual! The Aloof God of the Main System Knows How to Flirt, Comfort, and Act Cute 甜欲！冷舔主神他会撩会哄会撒娇 Rice-Loving Dumpling爱干饭的团子Two Male Leads2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition published under contract] [Comic adaptation now available] [Quick transmigration, two male leads, satisfying and sweet] [Both powerful and devoted, exclusive 1v1 romance] Si Jin, Heaven's No. 001 prisoner, is sentenced to live through all kinds of tragic lives across three thousand worlds because his sin score is far too high. The supervising System trembles with fear: “Please behave, boss. Follow the plot properly, or the main System will punish you...” Si Jin wiggles a finger an 60.5kReads9.6Score5.7kShelves
13. 13 重 Reborn, My Frail Master Is Finally Winning Over Her Disciples 重生后娇弱师尊被徒弟们真香了 Bu Bu Gao不不高Two Male Leads844k WordsCompleted [No Female Lead + Everyone’s Darling + Younger Male Lead + Stunning Beauty of a Master, Delicate and Gentle Master VS. Crazy, Devoted, Super-Clingy Demon Lord Disciple!!] Also known as: After Being Reborn, the Delicate Master Is Spoiled by Her Misbehaving Disciple Again The most useless exalted one on Immortal Sect Mountain has to rely on her own disciple to keep up appearances. A reporter from the Immortal Sect comes to interview him: “You’re the mighty Demon Lord. What do you think of working 3.9kReads9.3Score722Shelves
14. 14 宿 Host, Take It Easy! The World Is Falling Apart Again 宿主你悠着点，位面又崩了 Changdao Tea and Foam长岛茶与沫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration] [No Romance] [Strong Heroine] [Satisfying] Synopsis: World One: After the Host brutally murdered the male lead and piled up grave sins, the transit station tried to erase her. When it found it couldn’t, it subjected her to an extremely harsh punishment. For example, striking her with blood-red lightning. For example, piercing her heart with billions of arrows. In the end, it had tried every method it could think of. She couldn’t even be bothered to furrow her brows. She sa 2.4kReads9.3Score304Shelves
15. 15 沙 A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生 Bu Zhi Yun KK不知云KKModern Romance506k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra 4.4kReads9.4Score587Shelves
16. 16 巫 Witch King, Try Your Best to Become a Shop Manager 巫王，努力成为店长吧 Wenling Illusory Dragon温陵幻龙Urban209k WordsOngoing (Everyday life + comedy + battles) The Witch King, who once swept across the Holy Knight Continent of Ellas, was forced to flee to another world through a portal after the resistance army led by the hero pursued him. On the other side of the portal lies modern-day Hua Country. There is no such thing as magic in modern Hua Country, so opening a portal back to his original world is nearly impossible. With no other choice, the Witch King, who lives in a “huge” fifty-ping house in Quanzhou, Fujian, —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    What will happen when a king from another world loses his powers and comes to Earth? Working in order to survive, there are also brave men "peeping" in the dark who are chasing them. (New book)

17. 17 我 I Can't Believe I Became the Young Lady's Pet 我居然变成大小姐的宠物了 Wenling Illusory Dragon温陵幻龙Eastern Fantasy870k WordsOngoing [No System + Transmigration and Daily Life + Growing Male Lead] I opened my eyes and found I'd become a young lady's pet! (Wait, no! Her summoned beast?) “Who are you?” The moment Huang Long came to, he saw a cute girl peering at him. Looking around, he found himself among a group of people dressed like mages. The girl, Lucia, seemed to have summoned Huang Long to another world as her beast. Huang Long was full of questions, but Lucia said they had to make a contract, then gave him a forceful ki 8Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 18 快 Quick Transmigration: Don't Flirt, Divine One! The Male Lead's Heart Is Racing 快穿：上神别撩！男主心跳超速了 Snow Chestnut Tea雪栗茶Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration+Both leads are each other's one and only+Sweet romance+Love at first sight] [Romance first, revenge against scumbags second (the first world can be skipped)] Ao Jin, the little princess of the Celestial Realm who roamed freely across the three realms, finally discovered love and realized she had fallen for the little wolf cub she had raised herself. But his soul had already scattered across three thousand small worlds. To gather the fragments, Ao Jin transmigrated into the 1.2kReads9.2Score122Shelves

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    All I can say is that this is enough for me to watch. See if you like it.

19. 19 快 Quick Transmigration: Help! The Puppy-Like Guy Follows Me Across Every Realm 快穿：救命！小奶狗追我到全位面 Shu and Shusheng姝和姝生Ancient Romance883k WordsOngoing [1v1 + female lead pursues male lead + mutually faithful] Her life is hanging by a thread, but she suddenly becomes bound to a System. They meet for the first time in the woods. The innocent-looking little ginseng spirit, as lovely as an elf, kisses every inch of her neck. “I like you so much, big sis~” System: Health +1 Yuan Shu: Is this how people treat illnesses these days?? They meet again in the imperial study. The alluring young man, with his bewitching vermilion eyes, deliberately kneels 251Reads9.2Score—Shelves
20. 20 锦 The Lucky Carp Becomes a Sweet Wife and Descends the Mountain to Repay a Rustic Man 锦鲤变娇妻，下山给糙汉报恩去啦 Sweet Romance Darling甜文小宝贝Modern Romance709k WordsCompleted My new book, “Help! Everyone in the Sect Wants Me to Have Their Little Bunnies,” is out now. Feel free to check it out if you’re interested! [Cherished by everyone, adorable baby, doting husband, food] A sweet and silly lucky carp heroine + a burly, rugged husband who dotes on his wife Luo Jinxi had just come down from the mountain when she married the rugged Tang Qingping to repay a debt of gratitude. People from outside the village all laughed at them, certain she’d be bullied until she cried. 633Reads9.1Score101Shelves
21. 21 玄 The Mystic Prodigy Is Only Five and a Half 玄学大佬五岁半 Braised Egg卤蛋了Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + comedy + adored by the whole family + feel-good power fantasy + bubbly fun] After the chubby little dumpling devoured every ghost on her mountain. Her master explained that the Gu family’s sons were frail and prone to attracting evil spirits, so she should go down the mountain and bother someone else. The chubby little dumpling headed down the mountain with a hearty heave-ho, a female ghost in her left hand. In her sweet little voice, she said, “Big sister, you’re so pretty, and you 4.1kReads9.4Score520Shelves
22. 22 快 Quick Transmigration Livestream: The Empress Is Fierce and Fabulous 快穿直播：女帝强又飒 Whale in the Plate盘中鲸Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted #Female Emperor, Female Pursuer, Doting on Men: Sweet Romance, Thrills, and a Break from the Usual Tropes# System Ningmeng lived by the principle that “old tropes always win hearts.” Armed with a “Trope Livestream Room,” it sought out Tianzhuo. Instead, it ended up crying itself dry... Ningmeng: Host, you’re now the heroine of “The Prince’s Divorced and Cast-Off Wife.” You should... What the hell, how did you become the female emperor?! Ningmeng: Host, you’re now the heroine of “The Overbearing 3.6kReads9.4Score509Shelves
23. 23 影 The Actress’s Quick Transmigration: She’s Obsessed with Raising a Deranged Villain 影后快穿：沉迷饲养疯批反派 Chunyu Huajuan淳于花卷Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Female-led romance, satisfying and sweet] The System bound itself to Su Yin, thinking she was just an ordinary young actress. But then... She played an arrogant school queen and became a dazzling top student, while a cold, gloomy boy knelt reverently to kiss her fingertips. She played a dimwit hated by everyone and became the darling of the whole group. A sinister, corrupt official saw her as his salvation and treasured her in the palm of his hand. She played Little Red Riding Hood and ended up 5.9kReads9.5Score700Shelves
24. 24 重 Back to the 1960s: Farming, Building a Fortune, and Raising the Kids 重回六零：种田发家养崽崽 Southern Lychee南方荔枝Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Transmigrating into the impoverished 1960s wasn’t scary. Becoming a cannon-fodder supporting female character in a book wasn’t scary either. What was scary was that her three stepsons would grow up to become major villains, and all of them, along with their upright, aloof father, would meet tragic ends. How could she let that happen? Lin Qinghe looked at the three future villains, none of whom was even ten years old, and made up her mind: changing a villain starts when they’re young! 4.2kReads9.0Score477Shelves
25. 25 超 The Supermodel Arrives: The Wild Northern Di King Dotes on Her Day and Night 超模驾到：痞野北狄王日夜宠 Pei Yinyu培音羽Ancient Romance747k WordsCompleted [A portal between past and present + sweet romance + one-on-one pairing + devoted to each other] Supermodel An Li is determined to practice frugality to the letter, but an old scrap collector tricks her out of a whole truckload of cardboard boxes with a fake antique painting! Except... this painting seems to be a magical portal! Why does pushing it open take her to the dynasty depicted in the picture? People chase her down to ask what shade of lipstick she wears, and her plastic earrings are mis 7.2kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
26. 26 废 The Good-for-Nothing Evil Emperor's Demon-Beast Tamer 废柴邪帝驭妖后 Xiaoyao Mo逍遥漠Ancient Romance935k WordsCompleted The sinister head of an elite medical family transmigrates into the body of a saintly good-for-nothing who’s the laughingstock of the imperial capital. White lotus scheming and green tea slander? She’ll use needles and poison to make every two-faced bitch tremble! A scumbag cousin plots to kill her, and a leech of a man wants to take advantage of her? Castrate him, then kill him. Kill him, then castrate him again! A good-for-nothing makes a comeback, naturally becoming a beast-taming king, refin 19Reads8.1Score—Shelves
27. 27 女 The Empress Doesn’t Give Her Heart 女帝不走心 Mu Zhiyi木知易Modern Romance123k WordsOngoing [Strong female lead / quick transmigration / tragic romance] When the sun and moon shine together, it means the moon’s radiance comes from the sun. The sun and the moon exist in the same universe, yet never meet. Only after one encounter do they realize that the best kind of relationship is to gaze at each other from afar, each living well in their own world. … When love is unequal, one person will eventually grow tired. 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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28. 28 震 Shocking! I Lay Low in the Beginner Village Until the System Crashed 震惊：我在新手村苟到系统崩了 Qing Shan Ge青衫格Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsOngoing He transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, where people kill for treasure, scheme against one another, and demonic beasts roam everywhere... No, the outside world is too dangerous. Better to stay put and quietly cultivate in the beginner village. 88.9kReads8.5Score6.9kShelves

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    I think these are all okay and you can go check them out.

29. 29 杀 Killing Game: I Awakened the Looting Talent 杀戮游戏：我觉醒捡尸天赋 Hate Eating Tomatoes讨厌吃番茄Urban743k WordsCompleted [No Female Lead + Battlefield Survival + Ruthless] Awakening a corpse-looting talent from the start, I’m a vulture on the battlefield. You’re dead? Sorry, your gear, skills, attributes, talents... No, everything you have could be mine! [You successfully looted a corpse and gained Strength attribute points!] [You successfully looted a corpse and gained a C-rank talent!] [You successfully looted a corpse and gained a B-rank talent!] [You successfully looted a corpse and gained an SSS-rank tale 24Reads7.6Score—Shelves
30. 30 神 The Gods Are Coming, Good Thing I Have a God-Slaying Simulator! 神明将临：还好我有斩神模拟器！ Like Clear Water如水青Urban1.1M WordsCompleted The arrival of a “Godslayer Simulator” lets Jiang Ye live out an entire lifetime in just ten days. Endless talents, permanently unlocked: Golden Godslayer, War God, Eternal Mind, Pure Soul, Lord of the Undead, Raise a Million Troops, Pure Body... You name it! Beautiful women? You can redeem them through simulations! Learn magical tomes and secret arts from the gods in advance, then give them a taste of their own medicine! Trade in real insights on the spot to rank up! No need for the arduous 851Reads8.2Score102Shelves
31. 31 我 I Turned the Horror World Into a Raising Game! 我把惊悚世界玩成养成游戏！ Yu Zuo予作Mystery2.3M WordsCompleted A mysterious force descended upon Earth, giving rise to another world of terror. Everyone was forcibly sent into the world of horror games on their eighteenth birthday. While everyone else was immersed in fear, struggling to survive in the cracks between life and death, Qin Nuo discovered that he could earn System rewards by influencing the ghosts’ emotions. And every time he completed a dungeon, he could establish his own business in the world of horror. So he became a food runner at the Yin Sp 196.4kReads9.6Score24.7kShelves
32. 32 不 Aren’t You an Evil God? Why Does Seeing Me Lower Your SAN? 不是邪神吗？见我怎么降SAN值 A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy5.9M WordsCompleted [Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes 153.9kReads9.6Score17.6kShelves
33. 33 主 Sign-In in the Main God Space: Invincible, Starting With Demon Slayer 主神空间签到!无敌从鬼灭开始 Gloomy Homebody Who Slacks Off摸鱼的阴沉宅男Anime Fanfiction887k WordsCompleted Li Xuan, a man of cool and distant temperament, arrived in the Main God’s space of another world with a sign-in System. Unlike other Reincarnators, he had the ability to know the storylines inside out. “Li Xuan is the greatest Breath Swordsman in history!” the Master, Ubuyashiki Kagaya, praised him at the Hashira meeting. “He actually dragged Muzan out into the sunlight!” The Hashira were aghast. “Why are you so fragile?” Li Xuan said, holding up a stunned Muzan, whose life had lost all m 6.6kReads8.9Score666Shelves
34. 34 系 The System Exploded, and I Became the System 系统炸了，我成了系统 Little Monster小小怪Urban4.9M WordsOngoing What's it like to be a System? After Ye Tian angered the System that coveted him, he became a System himself. He travels through the Myriad Worlds, stealing the essence of each world. He transforms into the “Great Villain System,” helping villains beat the living daylights out of protagonists. In a world where men are inferior to women, I become the “Great Man System,” giving my Host a little extra charm every day and attracting the empress's attention. He evolves into a Creator System, and the 25.7kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves
35. 35 我 I’m a Paragon of the Righteous Path, Yet I’m Bound to a Blackmail System 我，正道楷模！身负勒索系统 Principal Typhoon台风校长Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Li Dao transmigrated to another world and became a famous good Samaritan. He also awakened a Super Blackmail System. Its only function was to strengthen anything he extorted! [Ding! Extortion successful. Southern Bright Li Fire has been upgraded to Southern Bright Divine Fire.] … And so, Li Dao extorted prodigies while maintaining his image as a paragon of righteousness. The Saintess came to break off their engagement? She'd better watch her step on the way back. The Holy Son came to provoke hi 13.2kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves
36. 36 无 No Romance: The Beloved Villain Is a Cheater 无CP：团宠反派是挂逼 Chang Linfeng长林丰Eastern Fantasy603k WordsOngoing Male-oriented fantasy ‖ No female lead ‖ The protagonist has an outrageously powerful background ‖ A System lends a hand ‖ Complex factions and relationships (a little brain-twisting, proceed with caution) Yun Changyuan woke from a nap to discover he had transmigrated into the body of a pampered young heir. Unfortunately, being everyone’s darling wasn’t easy, because he realized he was destined to be cannon fodder. The adopted son of his father, and his nominal older brother, was actually the ch 231Reads9.4Score—Shelves

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37. 37 当 When a Big Shot Becomes a Little Kid 当大佬成为小崽子后 Smash It, Nine Times Nine Returns to One九九归一砸Urban555k WordsCompleted An was the younger brother of the black market’s leader. He died in an assassination attempt, but when he awoke again, he had become the Liang family’s most doted-on young master. He had a wealthy father, a gentle mother, five older sisters, and the ancient divine beast Taotie guarding him. With a long sword in his left hand and Lingtian in his right, he couldn’t ask for better treatment. But is that roll of fat around his waist real? “Ah!! I’m going on a diet!” “And don’t call me Chubby Dumplin 10Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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