Looking for a Funny, Shameless, and Surprisingly Entertaining Story Like Chen Pi, the South River Bandit 和南江悍匪陈皮一样搞笑 缺德 还耐看的书

1. 401 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 95.1kReads9.2Score9.5kShelves

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   Highly rated, incredibly original and hilarious! ① The protagonist doesn't want to be emperor and only wants to return to the modern world. He tries to issue the imperial edict as a prize but can't, forcing him to become a lowly emperor, leading to countless laugh-out-loud situations! 😂 ② Already hooked! 🍀 The female lead gets dumped abruptly and, before she can even cry, is dragged into a terrifying scenario. Looking at the warden's lean back, she recognizes him and tentatively calls out, "Lin Yuanzhou?" The warden kneels on the ground with a thud, trying to deny it: "Wife, I'm not Lin Yuanzhou!" ... 💜❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜❤️💛💚💙💜❤️

2. 402 只 As Long as They Have Health Bars, I'll Kill Even the Gods 只要有血条，神明也杀给你看 Don't Eat Fish Porridge不吃鱼粥Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 130.1kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves

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   The 99.99 Recommendation rating is only 0.01 Short because I'm afraid the author will get arrogant!

3. 403 五 Sun Wukong Beneath Five Elements Mountain Insists on Becoming My Summoned Beast 五行山下孙悟空，非要做我召唤兽 Ode to the Frog咏蛙Urban339k WordsOngoing [Not overpowered] [Not brainless] [No System] After Ye Tianming transmigrates to a world of magic, he awakens a talent for summoning magic. But what he summons are the gods, demons, and ghosts of China. For his first summon, he calls forth Sun Wukong, still pinned beneath Five Elements Mountain. Ye Tianming: “Brother Monkey, listen to me. You really can’t sign this summoning contract. If the Buddha finds out you’re gone, he’ll make me pay for it. Listen, Brother Monkey, you really can’t sign it, 1Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 404 谁EN Who Taught Him to Cultivate Like This? 谁教他这么修仙的？ Ling Duoqing令多情Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsCompleted [Blue Star, evil cultivators, no harem, invincible protagonist, comedy, goofball humor, transmigration. If that bothers you, don't read.] [An established author’s new book, backed by twenty million characters of experience. I like setting up plot threads, so if something seems unreasonable, give it a few chapters.] A new disciple who had just joined the sect rushed in, panicking: “Master, this is terrible! Big Brother robbed someone!” “Don’t make such a fuss. Your senior brother is securing bene 93.2kReads8.8Score8.6kShelves

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   They're all hilarious [Please follow] He unexpectedly wins a big prize, but suddenly transmigrates into the body of an emperor. A system descends, allowing him to return to his original world upon death. He begins his path of self-destruction, but unexpectedly, the system, devoid of martial virtue, makes him invincible, leading to bizarre and outrageous situations. An unexpected transmigration—what does it mean that even purple eggs have to turn away from him? What does it mean to subconsciously empty your magazine? What does it mean to have multiple genders? It's all so plausible, reasonable, and even nuclear-neutral.

5. 405 模EN After a Thousand Simulations, I Have a Speedrun Strategy for Escape Games 模拟一千次，我有逃生游戏速通法 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Print edition on sale February 21 at 7 p.m. Please show it lots of support!] [Infinite-flow + fast-paced + funny + invincible protagonist + no female lead + no angst for the protagonist] [Across the four streets, east, south, west, and north, ask around and find out who’s the boss] [Don’t compare yourself to others. Just look at you: who do you think you are?] The White Tower descends, and the entire world enters death-instance mode. Zheng Xun, bound to an infinite simulation System and forced 214.6kReads9.6Score36kShelves

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   The first book is hilarious. It features characters like the pragmatic "Wei Junjie," the meticulous Sky Emperor with his thousand paper cranes (summoning song: "The sky is blue, outside the window..."), The Prison Emperor obsessed with him (summoning song: "Please don't be obsessed with me anymore..."), The utterly useless Ghost Emperor (summoning song: "Oh, despicable, despicable, despicable"), and the respectful Martial Emperor "Hohohohohoho," all protagonists who love to fabricate stories and have "mild" persecution complex.

6. 406 人 In a World of High Martial Arts, My Skills Are Acting Up 人在高武，我的技能不对劲 Cloudtop Buddhist佛系的云端Urban422k WordsCompleted The same spiritual qi revival, the same high-martial world, the same transmigration with a golden finger included. It’s just that... my golden finger seems a little off. [Little Blackie]: When used on an enemy, any skill they’ve practiced for less than two and a half years is guaranteed to fail. [The Villain Dies from Talking Too Much]: Each time the selected enemy speaks, their attack power drops by 10%. [Alarm Clock Hypnosis]: Throw an alarm clock at an enemy. They won’t be able to resist turn 24Reads8.0Score—Shelves
7. 407 九EN Nine Star Hegemon Body Art 九星霸体诀 Ordinary Magician平凡魔术师Eastern Fantasy18.7M WordsOngoing Was he an Alchemy Emperor reborn, or had he fused with another soul? Long Chen was a talentless youth whose spiritual root, spiritual blood, and spiritual bone had been stolen. Relying on the divine alchemy techniques in his memories, he cultivates the mysterious Nine-Star Hegemon Body Art, pierces through layer upon layer of mystery, and uncovers a world-shaking plot. He commands the universe in his palm, treads upon the sun and moon, and suppresses evil spirits and wicked gods. Rumor has it in 209.6kReads9.3Score10.9kShelves

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   Is there even a question?

8. 408 主 The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善，罪犯牢底坐穿 Chilled Orange冰镇橙子Urban603k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf- 5.3kReads9.0Score558Shelves

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   This guy is a driving genius; he can drive cars, zebras, coffins, and people.

9. 409 让 I Told You to Confess, So Why Did You Hit on the Underworld Boss's Daughter? 让你表白，你找上黑道千金？ Mu Twenty-Nine暮二十九Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 57.5kReads9.4Score6kShelves

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   💥💥Holy crap! Holy crap! This Tomato Treasure novel is super good, hilarious, nonsensical, laugh-out-loud funny, guaranteed to make you laugh! You won't regret reading it! [Laughing][Laughing] The male lead is a top student, the school heartthrob, but also a goofball and a bit of a simpleton. His system gives him the initial mission of confessing his feelings to a girl, but because he's afraid of trouble, he confesses to the class beauty, whom he thinks is the least likely candidate! 🍁🍁🍁 But little did he know, the class beauty is actually the daughter of a gangster! Aww, things are getting really funny now, it's hilarious! Hahaha…!!! [Laughing][Laughing]

10. 410 开 Desert Eagle from the Start: Blow the Ghost's Head Off! 开局沙漠之鹰，给鬼爆个头！ Midnight Fish-Eater半夜吃鱼Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, with depleted-uranium rounds that leave the six senses pure. Three thousand six hundred rotations per breath, great compassion delivering the world. When choosing between exorcising ghosts with physics or with spells, Zhang Yun resolutely took the path of physical exorcism and never looked back. A Desert Eagle blows up ghost heads; a Guan Gong broadsword splits ghost bellies. Ghost: “Help! That guy isn't human!” Zhang Yun: “Don't move, or I'll blow your ghost head off!” 2.8kReads7.7Score228Shelves
11. 411 是 It's Sesame. He Added Sesame 是芝麻，他在加了芝麻 Beef with Rice Noodles肠粉加头牛Eastern Fantasy469k WordsOngoing [Cultivation World + Food + Ensemble Cast + No Toxicity + Lighthearted Comedy + No Female Lead + No Harem + No Angst] After transmigrating into a cultivation world as a menial disciple of the Wudao Sect, he awakens the Culinary Dao System. The entire sect goes crazy competing for a taste of his cooking. From menial disciples and outer- and inner-sect disciples to personal disciples, elders, and ancestors, everyone gets involved. Their tricks are endless. No one is more shameless than the next. T 484Reads—Score102Shelves

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    This perfectly meets your requirements! It's a hilarious cultivation and food-themed novel, with everyone being a lovable idiot. Although the author only earns a few cents a day, he promises to update until the end, exceeding a million words, and he's a responsible writer. The author updates daily and reads his own work from beginning to end, correcting any mistakes. Have you ever seen a cultivator using Doraemon's bamboo copter? This book has it. Have you ever seen a cultivator playing a dance machine? This book has it. Everyone's a lovable idiot, everyone's hilarious. The author gets more and more unrestrained as it goes on, so read with confidence. Especially chapters 78, 87, and 88—the author laughed for two hours while writing them before he could stop himself from continuing. Just imagine, even the author himself was amused! This book is sure to be hilarious and cure all your unhappiness.

12. 412 灵EN A Blind Swordsman's Sword Coffin 灵墟，剑棺，瞎剑客 Cooked Laifu Pigeon煮熟的来福鸽Eastern Fantasy8.8M WordsOngoing [No System] [Genius Swordsmanship] [Passionate] [Decisive and Ruthless] He is blind, carries a coffin on his back, and has a tragic past. The sect says: "We'll protect you." His brothers say: "We'll stay by your side." The sword spirit says: "I... will wait for you." Later, he becomes the ruler of the Immortal Realm, and his eyes regain their sight. Looking back on the road behind him, all that remains is one sentence: "When the wind blows, I'll walk slowly. When it rains, I'll keep to the side. 439.8kReads9.2Score45.7kShelves

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    12,000 Hours of recommendations

13. 413 大EN The Gravekeeper of Great Xia 大夏守墓人 Rain Falls, Bamboo Turns Cold雨落竹冷Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Ten years ago, after three consecutive days of blood moons, ghosts, gods, strange-eyed beings, and eerie tales began arriving one after another… As the mysterious and the occult descended upon the human world. As terror and despair roamed the land. As human beings, should we kneel and bow our heads, break down in tears, or…draw our blades? This is a brand-new era. And this era belongs to the supernaturals! After stepping through the door to the supernatural, Su Bai saw a whole new world. And i 37kReads9.0Score4.7kShelves
14. 414 糊EN This D-List Star Quit Being Lovesick—and Drove the Internet Wild! 糊咖摘除恋爱脑后，全网迷疯了！ Wild Radish of Jiangnan江南野萝卜Two Male Leads221k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads, One-on-One Sweet Romance + Goofy Humor + Meme References + Unhinged Antics + Variety Show Livestream] [Rebellious Bottom + Tycoon Heir Top] While delivering takeout from the capital to Antarctica, Xu Su accidentally transmigrates into a book and becomes a talentless, universally reviled lovesick fool, saddled with 50 million in debt and no way out. Xu Su laughs in exasperation. “I have a ‘fuck this shit’ I don’t know whether I should say or not!” The very next second, he’s forc 9.9kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves
15. 415 长 Ten Billion Years of Immortality: I Lay Low Until I Become an Immortal Emperor 长生10亿年，苟成仙帝再出山 Beneath the Peach Blossoms桃花之下Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Relaxed + Everyday Life + Witty and Funny + Extreme Caution... Enter at your own risk!] Qin Shou is reborn into a world of cultivation, where a [Myriad Worlds Fortune Wheel] appears in his mind. He can spin it once a day. But after 59 straight years of getting nothing but [Thanks for Playing], Qin Shou is on the verge of despair. At last, when Qin Shou is 60 and about to die of old age, he wins the “Myriad Worlds Fortune Grand Prize”! [Chaos Spirit Root: One of the nine highest-grade spirit roo 5.7kReads7.9Score423Shelves

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    A blend of immortality and survival skills, plus heartwarming humor!

16. 416 西 Journey to the West: After the Gods Returned from Studying in the Modern World 西游：众神圣自现代留学回来后 Red Moon, Clear Clouds红月晴云Eastern Fantasy790k WordsCompleted After graduation season, Jiang Liu transmigrated. The strongest Tang Monk System: ready to slaughter his way through Journey to the West? Then let’s do it! And then... General Yin: Lao Jiang, I’ve missed you so much! Yang Jian: Lao Jiang, you’re Tang Monk, for crying out loud! Sun Wukong: Let me out first! The Jade Emperor: Hey, Old Zhao, how about we kill Mahavairocana for fun? Zhao Gongming: Why don’t you go do it yourself? At Mount Lingshan... The Buddha: Oh my goodness... Stop, classmate 11.2kReads9.1Score1.2kShelves

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    🔥🔥🔥This Journey to the West is absolutely hilarious! Hahahaha, a class reunion turns into a series of bizarre time travels. The protagonist travels to the Journey to the West world, becomes Tang Sanzang, is bound to a system, and then discovers that all the other gods and monsters are actually his classmates. He has to exchange secret codes with them one by one.

17. 417 最 The Ultimate Cheat System 最强外挂系统 I Just Want to Hold It in My Mouth我只想含着它Eastern Fantasy846k WordsOngoing Liu Mang, the first person in the world to choke to death while drinking water, transmigrates to the Yunhuang Continent and gets a cheat System. Given the choice between a regular System and a perverted one, he chooses the perverted System. And so he receives his very first mission... 463Reads8.7Score—Shelves

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    Don't let his low rating fool you, he's genuinely good-looking. If you're not funny, come back and hit me.

18. 418 奇 A Strange and Mysterious World: Selling Medicine with My Left Hand, Wielding Electromagnetism with My Right 奇诡世界：左手卖药，右手超电磁 A Vast Sky in a Grand Dream大梦长空Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Sequences + Martial Artists + Electromagnetic Force + Mad World + Potions] Jiang Yang transmigrates into a strange and uncanny world and joins a gang. Just after becoming the boss of a local branch, he is caught up in an anti-gang crackdown; Later, he becomes an apprentice at a potion shop, embarking on an utterly (grass-growing) life. [Supreme Forbidden Sequences]: Electromagnetic Force, Door, Spotless Void, Magic, Mechanic, Happy Thief, Side-Effect Incantation… [Guardian Sequences]: Snow 23.4kReads8.6Score2.2kShelves
19. 419 娱 Showbiz: He Caught a Snake with His Bare Hands, and You Call Him a Pretty Boy 娱乐：徒手擒蛇，你说他是小鲜肉 A Lucky Fortune Slip一支上上签Urban636k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + Showbiz + Comedy + Livestreaming + The Ultimate Troll + Best Actor + Focused on Stirring Up Trouble… and Work! + An Overpowered Male Lead!] Ye Su transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a D-list pretty boy mocked by the entire internet. How could he put up with that? He has to make a splash! He has to win fans! So he joins variety shows and completely derails their usual style. “He catches a venomous snake with his bare hands? It coils around his hand while he 11kReads9.2Score850Shelves
20. 420 给 What Could Go Wrong If You Awaken This Guy's Powers? 给这人觉醒异能，那还了得？ Driving Rain and Gale骤雨疾风Urban1.7M WordsOngoing [Urban Superpowers + Lighthearted Humor, with a Touch of the Eerie + Plot Twists, No System] Lin Yu transmigrates to a parallel world where demons and monsters roam, and people can awaken superpowers. To avoid falling prey to them, he applies to a superpower academy, only for one mishap after another to follow... The freshman exams are a complete disaster! The test takers are stunned, the upperclassmen are silent, and the upperclasswomen have a dull ache between their brows. If he's already like 158Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    This book is hilarious and deserves a high score! Plus, both Sanfeng and Qingfeng have sequels. Since you like the bandits of Nanjiang and Jiangnan, the sequels shouldn't be too bad either. [Think about it carefully][Think about it carefully][Think about it carefully]

21. 421 全 I’m the Only One in the World Without Powers 全世界只有我没有异能 Do Not Speak of Immortality莫道长生Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsCompleted The apocalypse arrives, and after destruction comes new life. Everyone gains special abilities, while Li Chang'an, who has none, lives like a beast. Some teach him to be kind to others; others teach him to fight his way to a better world. Little by little, he comes to believe that there is light even in the darkness. Though the road is hard, he still wants to become one of the strongest, standing at the very top. But one day, the light vanishes before his eyes. 5.1kReads9.4Score785Shelves

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    Super hilarious, laugh-out-loud funny, pure entertainment 🔥🔥🔥 If you're looking for something to read, this book is absolutely a masterpiece, bar none. When everyone in the world has superpowers except me, the first chapter might be hard to get through. 🍁🍁🍁 But hey, if you scroll past now, you'll miss out on a gem, because the second chapter's premise is absolutely divine.

22. 422 有 With So Many Ex-Girlfriends, I Really Was Forced Into This 有那么多前女友，我真的是被迫的 5 Lu Qi5陆柒Urban1.4M WordsOngoing (Lighthearted comedy + satisfying revenge + lots and lots of ex-girlfriends + daily life with multiple ex-girlfriends) “You’re a woman and I’m a man. We’re not compatible. Let’s break up.” “Sorry, I like them big. Let’s break up.” See that stunning policewoman with the perfect figure? I heard her ex-boyfriend dumped her, so she joined the criminal investigation team on the spot, ready to tear the scumbag apart! What? You’re saying you’re that guy? Come on, don’t joke around. Then why aren’t you 4.5kReads8.6Score336Shelves

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    This book fulfilled my fantasies about my ex-girlfriend.

23. 423 开 I Transmigrated into a Top-Tier Star from the Start, and My Haters Were Left Fuming 开局穿越顶流，黑子被我怼破防了 Nap Champion赖床第一名Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + building a career + singing + acting + variety shows + no female lead] Now that I'm reborn, who would still want to be a top-tier star? Not even a dog would... I do! I'm going to be a top-tier star! Mu Chen, a singer from the national team, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world. He becomes a top-tier pretty boy with two and a half years of trainee experience, and gains the [Emotion System]. What? Making people shocked earns Emotion Points, which can be exchanged for all kinds 14.3kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
24. 424 本 So What If I'm a Socially Anxious Immortal? 本仙就是社恐怎么了？ Anxious Night Stroll焦虑夜游Eastern Fantasy506k WordsOngoing Lin Xiu isn't socially anxious. He's just not good at communicating with people… Of course, he knows it's a bad habit. He's working on changing it, isn't he? Huh? He's transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation? Great. He can devote himself to the Great Dao without having to talk to anyone. No need to change after all. Not bad! [System successfully activated. Host, please complete the following task:] [Spend one hour xx with any member of the opposite sex.] Lin Xiu: “Wait, are you serious 986Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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    No need for further explanation; anyone who sees it will understand.

25. 425 震 Shocking! My Boyfriend Is the Boss of a Horror Dungeon 震惊！男友竟是恐怖副本BOSS Tuoba Dumpling拓跋饺子Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + Two powerful leads + Horror-game instances + Lighthearted and funny + Boyfriend is the BOSS + Devoted husband + Both are virgins] On her birthday, Shen Jiahe’s boyfriend told her that the number of players entering horror-game instances had surged, and as the instance’s big BOSS, he had to work overtime and couldn’t come home. Shen Jiahe laughed in anger. He could have just said he was cheating on her! Instead, he came up with such a ridiculous excuse! She dumped the scumbag that 51.3kReads9.2Score5.9kShelves
26. 426 反 Villain: There Are Too Many Children of Fate, So I'll Just Lie Low 反派：气运之子太多，我摆烂了 A Pigeon一枚鸽子Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Bai Feng transmigrated, and he had a younger sister born with immortal bones. He thought that as long as he clung to his sister, he could live a carefree life in this dangerous cultivation world. That was until he woke up and discovered that his mother was preparing to remove his sister’s immortal bones and implant them in him. Only then did he realize he’d been cast in the role of the villain! Just then, a System appeared. If he targeted the Children of Destiny and stole their fortune, he would 46.2kReads8.9Score4.6kShelves

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    💥💥This one! The male lead is lazy and easygoing. He transmigrates to a fantasy world, but unexpectedly finds himself in the villain's script, bound to a villain system. The story begins with his mother wanting to extract his sister's immortal bones and implant them in him! [Laughing and crying][laughing and crying] But there are too many destined heroes, and he just wants to laze around. Luckily, he stops them in time, and his sister is moved by his actions, becoming an absolute brother-obsessed brother…!!! [Laughing][laughing]

27. 427 我 I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了，战力破亿怎么了 Feng Lingbei风凌北Urban1.1M WordsCompleted An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration 8.1kReads9.0Score629Shelves

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    Funny + Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chicks!

28. 428 气 I Made Boss Yang Cry, and the Laid-Back Singer Has Given Up 气哭冤种杨老板，老六歌手摆烂了 Starry Night Breeze Sleep星晚风眠Urban502k WordsCompleted [Goofy, Funny Showbiz Story + Troll + No Female Lead + Subverts Expectations] Su Can was kicked out of his boy band by the people backing it. With one song, “Compendium of Materia Medica,” he face-slapped the pretty young idols and the culture of fawning over foreign things! After binding to an Energy System, Su Can started acting like a menace to rack up negative energy points! One troll move after another, unleashing every dirty trick in the book! All sorts of goddesses tried to win him over, 860Reads8.5Score102Shelves
29. 429 网 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Urban372k WordsCompleted Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.7kReads8.2Score179Shelves

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    Watching this in the middle of the night is absolutely outrageous! 🌝 I laughed so hard I felt like I'd been electrocuted and pooped twice on the bed, shaking my legs and pounding the mattress like crazy, it felt like the whole mattress was going to fall apart! Seriously, if you want to experience laughing until your soul leaves your body and staying awake until dawn, come quick, it's so funny hahaha 🤣

30. 430 直 Livestream: From the Start, One Sentence Makes the School Beauty Cry 直播：开局一句话气哭校花 Lone Salty Fish独孤咸鱼Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz 9.9kReads9.2Score724Shelves
31. 431 反 The Villainous Demon Lord Is Actually a Pretty Little Loser 反派魔尊竟是漂亮小废物 Pot Fish司锅鱼Ancient Romance848k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + villain + supporting female character + fantasy + sweet romance] Le Zheng Qian transmigrates into a book as the vicious supporting female character. Calmly drawing her sword, she tears up the script, then draws talismans, makes pills and forges weapons, setting out to reach the peak of life. Along the way, she picks up a pretty little weakling who shares a name with the original story’s gloomy, terrifying Demon Venerable, a mass murderer who is always threatening to d 3.8kReads9.1Score745Shelves
32. 432 沙 Goofy Livestream: You Call This a Public Affairs Program? 沙雕直播：你管这叫民生节目？ A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban942k WordsOngoing [Absurd and chaotic + System + ridiculous news + livestreaming + current affairs + turning everyone's world upside down + a little entertainment] The long-running public affairs program Family is about to be taken off the air. But after rookie reporter Lu Yun takes over, the show goes completely off the rails! Shocking! A couple secretly gets married and goes home with their marriage certificate to break the news, only to discover the boyfriend is an illegitimate son! Tragic! A college student h 105.5kReads9.4Score12.9kShelves
33. 433 被 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2.5kReads8.3Score228Shelves
34. 434 不 No Eavesdropping on the Emperor 不许偷听朕说话 Yin Zaishui尹在水Ancient Romance925k WordsCompleted An Jiu transmigrated into the body of a young palace maid who wanted to climb into the emperor’s bed. The moment she opened her eyes, the tyrant ran his sword straight through the maid who had tried to seduce him. The next day, the tyrant killed a senior maid who served one of the consorts. On the third day, a maid who tasted the emperor’s food died from poison. Being a palace maid was a high-risk job. An Jiu decided to work hard, save up, cherish her life, and stay away from the tyrant. But the 78.3kReads9.4Score12.8kShelves
35. 435 百 Ghosts in the Apocalypse: I Became the Strongest Ghost Tamer 百鬼末世：我成了最强御鬼师 Yi People's Firelight彝人烟火Mystery2.9M WordsOngoing [A Full 1,000 Types of Ghosts] Mysterious ghosts include Jin Buhuan, the White Bone Bodhisattva, the Earthly Branches War Lord, and the Blood-Drop Plum Blossom. The powerful ones include Asura, Rakshasa, the Butcher, the Martial Champion, and the Emperor. The eerie ones include Painted Skin, the Red Robe, the Chubby Baby, the Coroner, the Flower-Waisted Bride, the Embalmer, and the Ever-Burning Lamp. Every type has its own evolution path: Drowned Ghost → Water Monkey → Kappa → ? (There’s more af 115kReads9.5Score9.8kShelves
36. 436 我 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Cheese Is Power芝士就是力量Eastern Fantasy4.2M WordsCompleted Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 752Reads7.2Score103Shelves
37. 437 巨 The Dragon Loves Farming 巨龙爱种田 Dark Ink Gloomy Crow黑墨阴暗乌Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a giant dragon and acquiring a farming System, he plans to keep his head down and enjoy a leisurely life as a farmer. Who could have guessed that his battered old hoe would cut through metal, that one spray of insecticide would wipe out an entire alien insect swarm, or that the System's seeds would be even more powerful? “Boss, the elves, human empire, metal dragons, beastmen, and others are here to see you. They want a seed of Creation from the Primordial Chaos, and ar 11.9kReads8.4Score1.2kShelves
38. 438 睁 I Opened My Eyes in the 1970s and Followed a Down-and-Out Big Shot to the Countryside to Enjoy Life 睁眼七零，追着落魄大佬下乡享福 Three Milk Candies三颗牛奶糖Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Fictional military marriage + super sweet, devoted romance + everyday family life + face-slapping the scum + space for raising kids] Sheng Jinhe is fair-skinned and gorgeous, with a captivating charm. The moment she opens her eyes, she finds herself as the male lead’s doomed former fiancée in a period novel. She gave the heroine her job and her golden finger, and in the end even drowned and lost her life to bring the male and female leads together. Sheng Jinhe stares at the sky in speechless di 17.3kReads8.4Score2.3kShelves
39. 439 伤 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 Dong Jiuri东九日Urban717k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 82Reads8.7Score—Shelves
40. 440 坐 The Lu Family’s Eldest Daughter Is Back After Ten Years in Prison 坐了10年牢的陆家大姑娘回来了 Heartfelt at Midnight深夜走心Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Lu Xiaoxia, who is serving a prison sentence, is reborn at the age of 19, on the very day her stepmother gives her to a scumbag as a present. Having killed, done time, and fought for her life against prison bullies, Lu Xiaoxia starts dishing out payback from the start. The scumbag is right outside the door? She cripples him right from the start. Her stepmother schemes to squeeze every last bit of value out of her? She makes her pay back every cent, with interest. The house is crawling with monst 36.8kReads9.1Score4.9kShelves
41. 441 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 13.1kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves

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    These are all hilarious novels, especially the first one! Also, a little tip: when reading the first book, absolutely do not eat or drink anything, you might choke!

42. 442 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ Wan Huangming万凰铭Urban611k WordsCompleted [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 49Reads7.8Score152Shelves
43. 443 漂 The Beautiful Stepmother Who Sweetened the Whole Family 漂亮后妈，甜翻全家 Lu Chi鹿迟Modern Romance501k WordsCompleted Publication deal signed. On sale August 28. [One-on-one sweet romance + marriage of convenience + lighthearted daily life + both leads speak their minds] Sheng Mumu transmigrates into a book. Other people transmigrate into books to date handsome men and become stars. But when it’s her turn, she has to become the stepmother of a 17-year-old rich young master? Help, she wants out! Wait, what? If she pretends to be married, she’ll get 500,000 yuan in pocket money every month and an additional card 53.7kReads9.6Score7.3kShelves

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    Damage it if you need to, throw it away if you need to, pamper it if you need to, hahaha. Take my advice, don't read the first book while you're eating.

44. 444 红 A Red-Clad Female Ghost Knocks to Claim My Life. I Open the Door, Thrilled 红衣女鬼敲门索命，开门我兴奋了 Lord Buddha of the Nine Gates九门佛爷Mystery636k WordsCompleted The red moon rises! Ghostly energy returns! In the middle of the night, someone keeps knocking on the door of the campus beauty next door. Ning Chen curses in vain, then opens his door and steps out. To his surprise, a red-clad female ghost is knocking to claim the beauty’s life. Luckily, he activates the Supernatural Choice System. 1. Pretend you didn’t see her, go back inside, and lock the door tight, letting the red-clad female ghost claim the beauty’s life! Reward: a ghost-repelling constitu 7.2kReads8.9Score571Shelves
45. 445 将 The General Wants to Lay Down His Armor 将军要卸甲 A Mere Mortal in This World1984世间一俗人1984Ancient Romance915k WordsCompleted Before transmigrating, Lin Qi was the owner of a private company. Somehow, she ended up in the Great Qian dynasty, an alternate historical world ravaged by years of war, where the people were suffering and famine had struck. See how she turns her circumstances around and rises to the top… 5.1kReads9.0Score516Shelves
46. 446 星 Conquest of the Star Sea: Am I the Only One Choosing to Ascend Through Natural Disasters? 星海争霸，只有我选择天灾飞升？ Red Ram红羊Sci-Fi & Apocalypse877k WordsCompleted [This book is the sequel to "Cultivating Immortality Is Hard? I Can Just Rewind Infinitely"!] [StarCraft + Warhammer + Fourth Calamity + Scheming and Hilarious + Rivers of Blood + No Female Lead] When human civilization broke free of gravity and reached the sea of stars, a brutal yet dazzling game of war began. Every powerful lord was a precious beacon of hope for all of human civilization, bringing blessings that would lead it forward. Just as civilization was flourishing in every direction, te 8.5kReads9.2Score688Shelves

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    Absolute war criminal

47. 447 佣 The World of Mercenaries (Complete Five-Volume Edition) 佣兵天下（全五册） Master Can't Say说不得大师Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted One of the ten greatest fantasy works of the past twenty years of online literature! The complete 2.4-million-word commemorative edition! Mercenaries, magic, famed generals, dragons, gods… Does history make heroes, or do heroes make history? Beginning in the year 200 of the Red Moon calendar, the first year of the Magic Era, on this fantastical continent of magic and knights, Amy Haber started out as a lowly mercenary and went on to write a sweeping, epic legend! Mercenaries, magic, famed genera 26kReads9.5Score3.2kShelves

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    How a villain is made

48. 448 掌 The Darling in the Palm 掌上娇娇 Zhi Yun支云Ancient Romance907k WordsCompleted [Print edition preorder opens July 17] [Film and TV rights sold] [Reader's guide: sweet romance, devoted couple, feel-good wish fulfillment, with clever schemes and political intrigue, many clues and details, and a large cast of well-developed characters. The heroine never gets the short end of the stick; anything that doesn't make sense will be explained later] Prince Xuan, He Junting. In the novel Devoted to the Imperial Consort, the author wrote of how he slaughtered the entire Northern Di co 84.3kReads9.5Score9.6kShelves
49. 449 内 The Entertainment Industry's Street Drifter: I Took Bandits on a Wild Ride from the Start 内娱街溜子，开局带劫匪狂飙 I'm a Kitty是猫猫吖丶Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac 42.8kReads9.0Score5.7kShelves
50. 450 大 Great Qin: The Ruthless Chancellor, Whom the First Emperor Begs Not to Kill 大秦：最狠丞相，始皇求我别杀了 Never Saw the Moon of Qin不曾见秦时月Historical2.5M WordsCompleted [Decisive and Ruthless + The Protagonist Is a Master Schemer + No Romance + Career-Focused Protagonist] After transmigrating into the Great Qin dynasty, Liu Bai rose straight to the position of Great Qin's Left Chancellor. From the start, he had seven thousand surrendered rebels buried alive. When he returned to Xianyang, everyone was sharpening their knives, ready to impeach the chancellor. Only then did they realize it was all just the beginning. “Your Majesty, Left Chancellor Liu Bai beat Zha 32kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves

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    A decade-long bookworm has once again produced a masterpiece. Hope everyone can see it and debate it if you disagree! [Bookmark][Bookmark]

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