I Have a High Bar for Humor. Looking for Books That'll Make Me Die Laughing 本人笑点高,求能笑死我的书
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When in Doubt, Blow Yourself Up! Who Could Be More Carefree Than Me? 遇事不决就自爆!谁能比我更逍遥
[Demonic cultivation + ruthless decisiveness + loves a good time + flexible moral compass] What would you do if you were immortal from the start and immune to all restrictions? Jun Lin: “I don’t eat beef!” What’s the big deal? I’m immortal, so why shouldn’t I act a little arrogant? What? You stole my stuff? I’ll blow you up! What? You look down on me? I’ll blow you up! What? You want to kill me? I’m still going to blow you up! I transmigrated here to be the emperor. If you make the emperor suffe
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The Dog-Walking Judge: Money Makes the World Go Round! 带狗判官,有钱能使我推磨!
[The rating has been deliberately pushed extremely low, rock-solid and steady!] [The Douyin comic adaptation has over 100 million views and ranks 31st in Hongguo’s comic history. The quality speaks for itself, so enjoy with confidence!] (Villains, bandits, human nature, and a realistic writing style. Saints are welcome.) God created light, and you insist on picking a fight with Him? If you’re wondering who God is, then whoever has the biggest fist is God, damn it! Shu Yinghui: A man with flexibl
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I Didn't Kill My Best Friend, But He Did Die Because of Me 我没动手杀挚友,但他确实因我凉透了
I didn't kill my best friend, but he did end up dead because of me.
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High Martial: Infinite Clones, and I Crush an S-Rank Beast to Death from the Start 高武:无限分身,开局撑死S异兽
“We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi
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Hongwu's Wrath: A Lowly Clerk Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Lose Their Heads 洪武怒:小吏抗天,三百户枭首
Hongwu's Fury: A Petty Official Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Beheaded
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The Martial World Got Weird Because of Me 这个江湖因我而变得奇怪
System: [100% chance of being caught barehanded when someone strikes with a blade] Protagonist: I have a sword that makes immortals kneel. System: [Cures all poisons. Condition: eat something foul.] Protagonist: Nine-Turn Resurrection Pill, with my secret blend of seasonings. At the northern border, an army of one hundred thousand barbarians invades. A swordsman climbs onto the city wall and swings his sword at the vast army. The hundred thousand soldiers kneel as if in awe of the gods. The
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The Tang Banner in the Far Reaches 绝域唐旗
The Tang Banner in the Forbidden Lands
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The Tang Dynasty’s Fine Prince 大唐好贤王
[Funny and Stress-Relieving + Fiery Battles + Alternate History + “A Loving Father and Filial Son” + Top-Tier Jokesters Teaming Up + No System, Just a Golden Finger + Deep Grandparent-Grandchild Bond] In an alternate universe, in another Tang dynasty, the blood of the Xuanwu Gate Incident stained the flagstones beneath the palace walls red, and a different legend of the prosperous Tang began! Li Kuan, the second prince raised by his grandmother, Empress Dowager Taimu, survived a brush with dea
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A Carefree Fairy Descends to Earth and Takes the Internet Giants by Storm 逍遥仙女下凡,卷爆互联网大厂
A carefree fairy descends to earth and takes the internet giants by storm
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Ink and Tang Style: The Biography of Xue Tao 笺染唐风:薛涛传
Ink on Silk, Tang-Era Style: The Story of Xue Tao
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I, the Ultimate Schemer: The Empress Calls Me a Living Yama 我,最强毒士,女帝直呼活阎王
[Search Tomato to watch the short drama: The Third Greatest Stratagem of All Time] Gao Yang transmigrated to the Great Qian Dynasty just as the Empress ascended the throne and began recruiting talent from across the land. So he volunteered himself as a poison strategist! The Empress: “Suppose you personally wiped out your enemy's entire family. As you looked at the bodies scattered everywhere, you suddenly realized there was still a child in the house. What would you do?” Gao Yang: “I'd say, ‘Re
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The Hot-Blooded Hunter: God’s Assault 热血猎人神之袭击
[Survival] [Hunting] [Fighting the Japanese invaders and looting their gear] [Cultivation] Wang Fei has just entered the world of cultivation when he's forced into becoming a live-in son-in-law. One blow shatters his dantian, setting him on a long road from staying alive to rising to greatness. Though he has lost his cultivation, he takes countless disciples. This novel was not written by AI. Every word was painstakingly typed out by the author, who only hopes readers will enjoy the story in its
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Burning the Manuscript at Qingzhi Cove: The Southern Song Poetess Refuses to Cross Over 焚稿青芝坞:南宋才女不肯渡
Burning the Drafts at Qingzhi Dock: The Southern Song Talented Lady Refuses to Cross the River
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I Am the Concept God! I Suppress Eternal Wonders! 我!概念神!镇压万古奇迹!
[Miracles Awaken]+ [High-Energy Action]+ [Sequence Containment]+ [Superpower Academy]+ [Plot-Focused]+ [Character Growth]+ [Slow Burn] Fifty years ago, people discovered a colossal angel statue on the floor of the Atlantic Ocean. Its face was twisted in a fierce grimace, and it stood guard over a massive bronze gate behind it. Seven days later, the angel vanished without a trace, and the bronze gate was opened. From that moment on, the world entered the “Age of Miracles,” when spiritual qi reviv
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Death God of the Night 黑夜杀神
Hunted from the start, I barely escaped with my life. I fought to defy fate, launching attacks and taking down countless powerful opponents. Born with a beautiful face... I hope you enjoy the story. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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Pines and Cypresses at Xiling Betray Our Promised Time 西陵松柏负佳期
Pines and cypresses of Xiling, missing the promised day
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Global High Martial: Organization, I'm Really Not a Heretic 全球高武:组织啊,我真不是异端
My new novel is here: Weird and Powerful? No, This Time I Want to Be a Good Person. A story about an adult. After transmigrating to a high-martial-arts world, he gets a “Wish Fulfillment” System! Using the information and plans supplied by the System, Su Ming takes off on the spot and begins living life to the fullest! But! The world is in chaos, and heretics run rampant! For his loved ones, his country, and himself, Su Ming casually nudges the threads of fate, only to accidentally
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City of Heartbreak 情伤都市
My new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
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Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scrounging Meals 逍遥仙:下凡后,我靠蹭饭飞升了
Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scoring Free Meals
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Oh No! I’m One of the Seven Deadly Sins, and I Got MVP! 哎呀!我七原罪,得了MVP!
[Dark comedy + hilarious + ruthless action + global setting + unconventional ideas + one heroine + near-invincible protagonist + power fantasy with a brain (or without one)] Horror games descend upon the world. Those chosen to participate must face challenges of inhuman difficulty. Though the games are full of torment, they also offer people a chance to gain supernatural powers. Life or death. A meteoric rise, or losing everything. But Lu Ce, who has been unable to feel pain since childhood, fee
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I Became Fahai and Discovered Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 穿成法海,发现白素贞是我前女友
I Transmigrated as Fahai and Discovered That Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend
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My Father Is Emperor Wu of Han! 家父汉武帝!
[Winner of the National Library writing contest] [Top-tier historical storytelling + no System + rebellion + political intrigue + a love-hate relationship between father and son] Reborn in the womb as Liu Ju, the eldest legitimate son of Emperor Wu of Han. His father is Liu Che, the most powerful carbon-based life form on Earth in the second century BCE! And his maternal family’s lineup is even more outrageous! His mother is Wei Zifu, his uncle is Wei Qing, his cousin is Huo Qubing, and his youn
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The Unluckiest Young Master in the Great Song Dynasty 大宋第一倒霉少爷
The Song Dynasty's Unluckiest Young Master
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Alas, Immortal 嗟仙
[The human side of cultivation, ensemble cast, no golden finger] Now that order has been established in the cultivation world, fighting and killing are no longer the norm. What matters more is navigating human relationships. Zhu Xiaosuo rises from an ordinary mortal to an immortal, one step at a time, in the name of “saving face.”
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Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神:我,杨忠,奠基大隋万古江山
War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign
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You Rats Dare to Plot Against Me! 鼠辈,竟敢暗害我!
[High Martial]+ [System]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Relaxed, slow-paced]+ [One female lead]+ [A touch of ensemble cast] He transmigrates to a world where martial artists can split mountains and shatter rocks, sorcerers can summon wind and rain, and demons and monsters run rampant. Ji Huo has kept his head down for years and finally raised a whole gang of underlings, turning every one of them into a talented killer and arsonist. Just as he’s thinking about unifying the underworld... “Master Ji, you
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My Heart Races! A Secret Crush! My Childhood Friend Is Beautiful and Sweet-Voiced 心动!暗恋!小青梅她人美声甜
[The print edition of Heart-Throbbing Secret Love: My Childhood Friend Is Beautiful and Sweet is now available] [Sweet Campus Romance | Childhood Friend Takes the Lead | Groveling to Win Her Back | Secret Love] Qiao Zhen dreamed of fragments of memories from her past life: "For seven years, she followed the aloof campus heartthrob Ji Xian, obedient and gentle, offering him her whole heart, only to be casually cast aside." After finally coming to her senses, Qiao Zhen was crushed and left without
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No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了,牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房
No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments
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I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死!八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班
I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame.
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The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪,八戒在高老庄当牛马
The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang
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You Won't Let Me Eat at the Table? I'll Flip It Over! 不让我上桌吃饭,我直接掀桌子
You won't let me sit at the table? Then I'll flip the whole table over.
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After the Baby Reads Minds, the Tyrant Catches the Man Pretending to Be the Empress Dowager 崽被读心后,暴君黑脸抓出男太后
[Everyone Hears Her Thoughts and Gossips Together + Beloved by the Entire Court + Adorable Baby + Silly, Lighthearted Wish Fulfillment] She transmigrates into a book. The lucky part is that she has a System, and the mission rewards are fantastic. The unlucky part is that this is a prank System. Which emperor would willingly get stuck with needles? Which court official would willingly wear women's clothes? Which prince would willingly roll around in a mud pit? Even worse, she transmigrates into t
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Delivery Rider, Where’s My Takeout? It’s in Prison. Please 骑手我外卖在哪?外卖在牢里,请
[Short drama adaptation released] [Livestream antics] [Lighthearted comedy] [So funny I’m laughing my ass off] Jiang Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and joined a reality show. By random draw, he got a job as a food delivery rider. Carrying two boxes of [everyday umbrellas], Jiang Chen knocked on a customer’s door. Female customer: “You’re late! Because you’re late, my place reeks of flowers!” Jiang Chen gave it a careful sniff. “Nice!” Female customer: “No discussion. I’m filing a complai
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After Being Diagnosed with a Terminal Illness, the Heir’s Wife Lets Loose 得绝症后,世子妃她放飞自我了
[Short drama now streaming, also known as The Female Big Bad in Disguise as a Man: Wherever She Flees, Chrysanthemums Bloom] [Absurd comedy + Love-Hate Relationship + One True Pairing, Short Story + Woman Disguised as a Man + No Palace Intrigue, No Defying Heaven; Down-to-Earth Leads] [Crazy and ridiculous. Don’t read if that bothers you!!] Chu Feiyang dies while working to buy her boss a Maserati. Reborn with her memories intact, she decides to lie flat and coast through life. She starts drinki
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The Broke Girl Raids a Powerful Family and Tears Apart the CEO Romance! 穷鬼奇袭豪门,女配手撕霸总文!
Original novel of the animated series, "Young Master, Stop Competing. Let's Team Up and Get a Job." [Sharp-tongued, broke working-class couple who constantly bicker] [The villainess awakens] [Don't mess with honest country folk] Zhai Ya has lived in the countryside for eighteen years when she suddenly discovers she's the villainess, the real heiress, in a CEO romance novel. Her next-door neighbor and fiance is the wealthy family's eldest son, who grew up away from home. He's going to the city to
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I’m a Master Procrastinator, and My Crazy Antics Stun Rich Beauties 我,摸鱼达人,骚操作惊呆白富美
Qin Xun, a university student doing an internship, joins a newly founded marketing company and becomes a proud assistant planner. On his first day, he binds to a slacking-off System. As long as he goofs off at work, he can accumulate slacking points and earn rewards. Just as he’s making the most of his time slacking away in an unnoticed corner of the office, all while sporting the title of Outstanding Employee, a cool, aloof new female colleague is assigned to sit beside him by the HR manager. “
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A Miserable Life for Villainous Spouses: Where Should We Cause Trouble Today? 反派夫妻百事哀,今天在哪搞破坏
[Troublemaking drama queen heroine vs. villainous big shot who cleans up after her] Su Zhi became the newlywed wife of the villainous big shot Huo Wujiao. In the story, she was a wealthy family's fake heiress who had done every kind of evil. One day, she was thrown out of the house, and on the street she found the “fallen and powerless” villain Huo Wujiao. Each had something the other wanted, so they got married. To earn enough life points to survive, she joined forces with the big shot and they
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Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子,劫个色
[Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin
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Villain Couple, Stop Losing It! Your Daughter Has Traveled Here! 反派夫妻别疯了,你们闺女穿来了
[Father-daughter rivals] [Three-year-old sharp-tongued daughter in a fake rebellious phase x seventeen-year-old father in a real rebellious phase] Pei Li is a three-year-old mermaid princess. Her father is a major villain whom the author casually killed off, while her mother left her home alone to go find him. One day, a System comes to her and says that her dad has gone to star in the author's sequel as a tragic villain. His corruption will destroy the world, and her mother has lost her memory
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I'm the Villainous Dragon King? From the Start, I Give the Heroine a Hundred-Pull Draw 我反派龙王?开局送女主一百连抽
[Multiple heroines, godlike male lead, absolutely invincible, no dropped ending, transmigration] [The rating just opened, and it may not go up later.] My name is Ye Shu. I'm twenty-one. Right now, I'm the Dragon King and part-time bodyguard to Liu Ruyan. I have thirteen yuan and twenty-two cents in savings. I'm 67 million in debt. Today is the day my employer, Liu Ruyan, gets engaged to the Luo family. The engagement banquet is lavish, and the pig trotters and pork knuckles are delicious. This s
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Beloved by All, the Fearsome and Adorable Young General 团宠农门女将军又凶又萌
☾Ensemble cast + steady power progression + no romance + academy + passionate + hilarious + decisive and ruthless + gets better the more you read☽ "The heroine is tiny and sweet, but she kills without mercy and without hesitation" Ming Ying transmigrates straight into a deadly predicament. Her body is that of a frail four-and-a-half-year-old. Her parents have just died in battle, her family is dirt poor, and she and her three young brothers can barely hope to survive the winter. To make matters
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I’m a Con Artist in One Piece 我在海贼当神棍
Binter, an ambitious young man who couldn't even recognize the simplest characters, arrived in the world of the Pirate King and became a charlatan and salesman... “Miss, would you like your fortune told?” “Ten thousand berries per reading.” “And you get free underwear with your fortune. What a bargain, right?” “Sorry, that's my husband. He ran off and is embarrassing himself. Pay him no mind.” Then two big guys carried Binter away...
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Konoha's Crazy Dave 木叶的疯狂戴夫
Reborn in the world of Naruto, I become the son of the Second Hokage of Konoha? My name is Senju Dave? I can grow plants, and I’m really good at it! I’m classmates with Hiruzen and Danzo, and I help Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen becomes Root? “Uncle Madara! You’re old now! Let me carry you!” “Brat! You want to dance?”
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I'm a Villainous Officer, and My Little Sister Is on the Hero Team? 身为反派干部,妹妹是战队成员?
New book out Mayhem + tokusatsu + Super Sentai + invincible protagonist + fun-loving troublemaker. Steady updates, at least 8,000 words a day. Earth is a nexus connecting countless other worlds, and a stage for all kinds of civilizations, evil organizations, and superheroes. Bai Yu spent ten years becoming the branch director of the evil organization, the Apostles of Chaos. His branch is called Dreamland. He creates fear and despair, weaving dreams that make righteous heroes lose their way. He i
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Hong Kong Films: Three Years in Prison! Boss Jingkun Has Been Killed 港片:苦窑三年!大佬靓坤被杀了
[Wish Fulfillment + Hong Kong Crime Drama Crossover + Multiple Heroines + Ruthless and Decisive] “Three years, then another three years? When my grandpa died, I was undercover in prison. It was Boss Keung who kept vigil and carried the funeral banner for him. Now my boss has been killed. I don’t care if I live or die. I’m going to make you all pay!” The day before his release from prison, Li Qing received the devastating news that Boss Keung had been killed. As an undercover cop, he finally went
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Reborn as a Coal Tycoon: Making Reba Famous From the Start 重生煤老板,开局捧红热芭
[System + Power Fantasy + Reborn + Showbiz + Celebrities] Chen Mu was reborn, inheriting sixty coal mines from his father and becoming the coal magnate everyone envied! After awakening the golden finger of an entertainment System, Chen Mu decided to break into showbiz! At eighteen, Dilraba was unsure of what the future held; At nineteen, Liu Yifei had no acting roles; At twenty, Yang Mi was still a fresh-faced young woman; At nineteen, Tang Yan was completely unknown... With a wave of his hand,
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Reborn: I Opened My Eyes to a Gorgeous Woman. What a Rush! 重生:睁眼见到美艳的女人:爽飞
My new novel is out! You can read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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Young Girls Aren't Scary, but Women at Forty Are 不怕年轻小妹妹,就怕女人40岁
I'm about to graduate from university. Male, 22, fit and healthy! I'm looking for a kindred spirit to be my wife. She must be at least 18. Local women from Jiangcheng preferred… If the woman is exceptional, I'm also willing to marry into her family. Also: I can do homework for middle and high school students, and tutor them in math, physics, and chemistry… Price negotiable.
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Wan Ruo Shen Qiu's 11th Book 晚若深秋第11本书
[001: Pingchuan Huimeizi] [Age: 38] [Affection: 10] [Female lead’s wish list:] [1. Hopes her son can rank among the top students (X)] [2. Hopes to find someone she can rely on in Tokyo (X)] [3. Hopes to find a stable job in Tokyo (X)] Years later, a journalist from World Media conducts a live interview with Takagi Gokudo: “Today, we’ve invited the world’s number-one entrepreneur and philanthropist. What would you say is the key to your great success?” Facing an online audience of hundreds of mil
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