Looking for a Hilarious Cultivation Novel That Stays Funny from Beginning to End 求搞笑修仙小说，从头到尾一直搞笑

1. 751 刚 I Just Joined the Constables, and You Already Caught a Notorious Bandit? 刚入职捕快：你就抓了江洋大盗？ Masked Superhero萌面超人Historical329k WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Fang Ping'an arrives in the Great Kang Dynasty, a place he's never heard of, and becomes a newly hired constable about to report for duty at the county yamen. Luckily, he awakens the “Ace Constable” System. From then on, Yunxiang County becomes famous across Great Kang as a place where people can leave their doors unlocked at night. On his very first day reporting for duty, he catches a notorious bandit. He visits his father in prison and discovers that the old man is a wan 2.5kReads9.0Score228Shelves
2. 752 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 11Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 753 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 279Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 754 一 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 11Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 755 罗 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction34k WordsCompleted Romeo and Juliet 2.0 —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 756 星 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 11Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 757 千 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷29k WordsCompleted A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 39Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 758 缘 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生，青春婚约的浪漫传承 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Modern Romance710k WordsCompleted A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 16Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 759 灵 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery450k WordsCompleted That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 760 跳 Diving 2.0 跳水2.0 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷21k WordsCompleted Diving 2.0 1Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 761 神 The Mysteriously Disappearing Pen 神秘消失的书写笔 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery7k WordsCompleted The Mysteriously Vanished Writing Brush 8Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 762 我 My Anti-Human System 我的反人类系统 Owl Table猫头鹰桌子Anime Fanfiction174k WordsOngoing My Anti-Human System is an open-world role-playing game developed and published by Chinese novel company Owltable. It was first released on September 28, 2020, and supports multiple platforms, including PC, PlayStation 4, iOS, and Android. A PlayStation 5 version was released in June 2021, followed by the Original Man Kai Dong version in February 2022. My Anti-Human System is beloved by players for its beautiful graphics, expansive open world, rich cast of characters, and system of elemental int —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The protagonist gets Peppa Pig at the beginning and goes directly to the vegetable market to sell pork to make money.

13. 763 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Mighty and Majestic 快穿：宿主她威武雄壮 Coconut Bread椰蓉面包Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No romance, weak logic, kind of funny, and the Host has a very unusual way of thinking] In a nutshell: The Host has a brick in hand and every plot in the world at her disposal. Breaking the plot? No big deal. Don't panic, it's all routine! In a modern CEO romance tragedy, the male lead tells the Host to spend three years behind bars. The Host thinks he's underestimating her: only three years? So she smacks him with a brick and sends him to the hospital, granting his wish to spend the rest of 87Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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    These books are all completed. They are relatively funny and easy to learn. If you like it, you won't lose money by investing in it. [Top post]

14. 764 破 The Bankrupt Exorcist's Haunted House Livestream 破产天师的凶宅直播间 Fengyuan砜元Mystery356k WordsCompleted “Congratulations. You've inherited a mansion worth a fortune, as well as... 200,000 yuan in deadly yin debt.” The lawyer's voice was like a scalpel, cutting through all my beautiful dreams. I'm Wu Suowei, a con artist who edits photos to pass myself off as a master of the occult. I was planning to pack up and run. But when I opened the doors of Jingxin Studio and saw the strange assortment of “family members” inside... I knew there was no escape. This wasn't a haunted house. It was an ancient se 93Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The male protagonist is a little Taoist priest who is mean-spirited. He becomes stronger and stronger through practice and becomes invincible in the end.

15. 765 刘 Liu Bei Transmigrates into King Zhou 刘备穿越成纣王 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Historical1.5M WordsOngoing The rating is low because it was only recently released. The story is definitely good, so read with confidence. Liu Bei has become King Zhou? That means he's the ruler of all under Heaven from the start. His enemy is the Western Zhou, renowned for its benevolence. Liu Bei couldn't help smiling. “Why am I being challenged in the one thing I'm best at?” Then memories of King Zhou flooded Liu Bei's mind, and he exclaimed in alarm, “Wait! This isn't the Shang and Zhou dynasties from history. There a 1.2kReads5.9Score129Shelves

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    Here comes the funny thing, let's take a look.

16. 766 曹 Cao Cao Transmigrates into Tang Sanzang 曹操穿越成唐僧 Where Does the Wind Come From?风来何处Eastern Fantasy624k WordsCompleted A downright hilarious book! “Wukong, let me be honest with you. I love this demon general to death. I don't care whose subordinate or mount he is, he has to join our westbound pilgrimage!” --------The demons have powerful connections early on, with little variation. Later chapters... bring a huge twist!! An offbeat, surreal Journey to the West! It also takes a look at the relationships and rivalries along the pilgrimage from Cao Cao's point of view. “Why has everyone taken all my demon generals? 282Reads8.5Score—Shelves
17. 767 读 After Ten Thousand Reloads, I’ve Broken the Cultivation World 读档一万次，这修仙界被我玩坏了 How About Some Baozi?吃包子不啦Eastern Fantasy154k WordsOngoing What kind of transmigrator gets grabbed by the crotch from the start? Chen Fan wakes up to find two thugs pulling down his pants. His virtue is about to be lost! [The Record of All Things’ Simulations has been activated.] [Current situation: Hell-level predicament (about to be physically castrated or frozen into an icicle).] [Start a simulation? Mental energy remaining: Unlimited (newbie gift pack)!] “Start it! Run the damn thing as many times as it takes!” From then on, Chen Fan embarks on a ma —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny articles, suitable for killing time when you are bored~

18. 768 开 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 My March Breeze我的三月清风Eastern Fantasy481k WordsOngoing Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 58Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    This book should meet your requirements, Sha Giaowen, each chapter has several laughs, I can't stop laughing at all.

19. 769 醉 Awake After Ten Thousand Years, I Won Over a Nine-Tailed Fox with a Jug of Wine 醉醒一万年，我凭一壶酒收了九尾狐 Nature Is Pure自然以纯11k WordsCompleted I Woke Up Sober After Ten Thousand Years and Won a Nine-Tailed Fox with a Jug of Wine 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I recommend a cool novel that I just finished and read it in one sitting. The male protagonist is drunk and invincible, while the female protagonist is a nine-tailed fox who has been tricked out of her true form. The whole process is funny and cruelty-free, suitable for dinner. ## Fantasy#Funny# funny than sand sculpture#multi-heroine#imagination#

20. 770 醉 Awake After Ten Thousand Years, I Rebuilt My Sect with a Jug of Wine 醉醒一万年，我凭一壶酒重建宗门 Nature Is Pure自然以纯11k WordsCompleted I Woke Up Sober After Ten Thousand Years and Rebuilt a Sect with a Jug of Wine 2Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 771 废 The Good-for-Nothing Sect Leader Ascends by Slacking Off 废柴掌门靠摆烂飞升 Drunk, Clasping the Passing Light醉挽流光Eastern Fantasy90k WordsOngoing This is a vast world of cultivation where everyone pursues immortality and competition has gone completely mad. It is called the Xuanhuang Realm and consists of three planes: the Mortal Realm, the Cultivation Realm, and the Immortal Realm. The Mortal Realm is where ordinary people live, and everyone dreams of entering the Cultivation Realm to defy fate and change their lot. The Cultivation Realm is crowded with sects of every kind, from elite immortal sects to third-rate schools, and they are al —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The full text is funny and relaxing, and I refuse 996

22. 772 一 A Leaf Enters the Dao: The Sages Battle for Heaven 一叶入道：诸圣争天 Master of Yunyu Mountain韫玉山主Xianxia477k WordsOngoing Other cultivators defy the heavens and seize spiritual energy to cultivate. He cultivates by starting a fire and brewing rough tea. This is a cruel cultivation world where the Sages use the universe as a game board and all living beings as their pieces. Lu Yu, an abandoned child of the Buddhist sect with no spiritual roots and a lifelong stutter, nevertheless comprehends a shocking path to cultivation in a traveling theater amid the bustling mortal world. While gods and Buddhas plunder the bount 15Reads6.7Score110Shelves

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    A new oriental fantasy book that exceeds expectations, the Nine Heavens Chess Saint single-handedly controls the fortunes and misfortunes of all sentient beings💥 "The Game of the Heavens"

23. 773 修 Cultivating Immortality: It All Starts With Tricking a Treasure-Hoarding Mouse 修仙，从忽悠一只多宝鼠开始 Lazy Glutton Daoist馋懒道人Ancient Romance665k WordsCompleted Original work, no romance. One is a fragile college student who loves staying home to play games; one is a housewife out of touch with society; and one is a treasure-hunting mouse raised by a powerful rogue cultivator. There’s also another treasure-hunting mouse, raised by the first mouse, who only knows how to eat. This little team of four has less than two and a half brain cells between them. Their half-mentor, a powerful rogue cultivator and enemy of the cultivation world who has been holed u 323Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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    This is a lighthearted and funny book

24. 774 修 Cultivation Community: I Manage the Property, and the Big Shots Line Up to Pay 修仙小区：我当物业，大佬排队交 Yu Chen Who Loves Corn and Chicken Breast爱吃玉米鸡胸肉的余晨Urban290k WordsCompleted On the day he is reborn, Qin Changsheng slaps a Nascent Soul grandmaster. The greatest rogue cultivator of his past life is now a property manager earning 3,500 a month. The residents' chat group is full of complaints: sword cultivators report exploding furnaces, while members of the Harmony Sect sob that their bellybands have been cut up. Qin Changsheng picks up a mop. “At Qingyun Tianjing, the property manager is king.” Eventually, even the Heavenly Dao has to pay property fees. 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The Immortal Emperor was reincarnated to take charge of the Xiuxian Community. His aura was comparable to that of water and electricity. The supply would be stopped if the payment was arrears. There would be fines for parking the sword indiscriminately and engaging in random fights. He gradually built the Xiuxian Community into a safe area that abides by the rules.

25. 775 姜 Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录 Purple Lily紫百合Eastern Fantasy511k WordsCompleted In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Laughing from beginning to end

26. 776 我 I’m Incomprehensible 我深不可测 Purple Lily紫百合Urban290k WordsCompleted A good-for-nothing office drone unexpectedly awakens the “Four Keeps” superpower: always leave yourself an out, hold back a little when you speak, keep a backup plan, and don't use up all your good fortune. He only wants to keep his head down and slack off, but the entire company mistakes him for a profound master. Thus begins his hilarious, forced rise to success. Li Buyi originally just wanted to keep being useless, but he discovers that the more he “holds back,” the more absurd things get: · 2Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 777 我 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Purple Lily紫百合Historical686k WordsCompleted Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 11Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 778 我 I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙 Summer Soaring to the Clouds夏日凌云Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea 55Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    The subject matter is novel, light-hearted and funny, and passionate.

29. 779 东 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsOngoing [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 135Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Always funny, can't do anything else

30. 780 边 The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒：从死囚营到冠军侯 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Historical1.5M WordsOngoing Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n 41Reads—Score101Shelves
31. 781 杂 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Eastern Fantasy456k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 150Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 782 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 6Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 783 三 Three Battles with the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 三打白骨精？俺老猪舍不得 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted Three Fights Against the White Bone Demon? I, Old Zhu, Can’t Bear to Do It 47Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 784 活 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction24k WordsCompleted I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 42Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 785 修 Cultivation: I Started as a Stone 修仙：我从一块石头开始 The Libra's Weights天秤座的砝码Eastern Fantasy201k WordsCompleted Lin Yu transmigrated, and from the start, he got the highest difficulty setting: he became an ordinary stone by the roadside. Just as he thought he would spend his whole life as a “scenery stone,” the System activated! But when he looked at the meager rewards on the interface, Lin Yu fell into deep thought: “You want a stone like me to fight monsters and level up? System, are you serious?” Faced with savage wild boars, powerful cultivators, and unfathomable demon beasts... Lin Yu's take: As 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cultivation, a stone

36. 786 穿 After Becoming the Cannon-Fodder Junior Sister, I Chose to Defy Fate 穿成炮灰小师妹后我选择逆天改命 Whatever, I'll Go Crazy无所谓我会发疯Fantastical Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Going off the rails + ensemble cast + overpowered Wen Ruanning discovered she had transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder character, and was about to be killed off by the male and female leads the moment she appeared. Behind her were the female lead's icy gaze, the male lead's livid expression, and a crowd of elders and senior disciples watching the fun! Desperate to survive, Wen Ruanning's mind short-circuited, and she blurted out, “Why does this grass get the senior sister's 815Reads—Score101Shelves

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    Everyone who has seen it says it's good

37. 787 重 My Body Was Switched on the Road to Being Reborn, and Now I'm Teary-Eyed 重生路上被换身，两眼汪汪 Yi Feng 6096一峰609632k WordsCompleted A body swap on the road to rebirth, leaving him wide-eyed and tearful —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A deep, genuine smile isn't better!!!

38. 788 杠 How to Become a Professional Nitpicker 杠精是怎么炼成的？ Yi Feng 6096一峰60966k WordsCompleted How Is a Nitpicker Made? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 789 少 A Shaolin Boy's Jianghu Dream, Shattered by Reality: An Ordinary Life Cannot Be Undone 少林寺崛起少年江湖武林梦，现实破梦，平凡人生不可逆 Yi Feng 6096一峰60966k WordsCompleted A young man's dream of becoming a Shaolin Temple hero in the martial world is shattered by reality. An ordinary life cannot be changed. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 790 嫦 Chang'e Tweaked Her Back, Zhu Bajie Was Exonerated, and the Mystery of the Vanished Moon Palace Was Solved 嫦娥被闪了下腰，猪八戒平反了，广寒宫消失之谜破解 Yi Feng 6096一峰6096Male-Channel Fanfiction6k WordsCompleted Chang'e's back got tweaked, Zhu Bajie was exonerated, and the mystery of Guanghan Palace's disappearance was solved —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 791 异 Mutation Upon Mutation 异变变中变 Yi Feng 6096一峰6096Eastern Fantasy194k WordsCompleted The bizarre changes are utterly captivating! A scheme laid over millennia, ten thousand people hunting one target, schemes within schemes, all brought to ruin! A life on the run through the martial world, an age-old plot unfolding, a phoenix reborn from the ashes! Heart demons cloud the mind, but fools can have their own kind of luck. The arrival of Zhang Zhangmei turns an otherwise ordinary martial world cold, while flashing blades expose every demon! The woman's openness, her stunning figure, —Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 792 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 705Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The plot is exciting. ➕A bookshelf. Excerpted from Chapter 131: I was an orphan in heaven and earth. I had no father or mother since I was a child. My two elders took pity on me and adopted me under their knees. There is also a young girl at home. My childhood sweetheart is the lotus flower. There is no money left in the humble house in Susukada, and the two elders work hard without complaining. The years have passed by and it has been eighteen years. Although the days of coarse tea and light food are bitter, the lotus flowers of my parents warm my heart. The little girl has grown up to be a talented and beautiful girl, and she is astonished to be the most beautiful woman in heaven. I am very happy with the lotus flower, and we have made a private commitment to never forget each other. One day, I met a cultivator by chance, and he said that I am extremely talented, and I want to be accepted as a disciple. The world is shocked when I get the Taoism. I have no intention of seeking immortality, but I want to be with the lotus flower until I grow old. But my family is poor and my parents are sick, so I have to pay my respects to my teacher. The elixir and elixir are delivered to my mouth, and my two elders are restored to their former glory. I went away with my master to seek the magic of immortality. We parted with tears, and swore not to forget each other in this life. We will live together forever after cultivating. We are reluctant to leave each other, and the fragrant grass knows my heart. I have been away for six winters and summers, and I think about the future every night. My master saw that my heart was moved, and ordered me to go down the mountain to pursue love. When I returned home, I sat paralyzed on the ground. The house was destroyed and the fields were empty. My two old men were dead and turned into bones. Lotus flowers cut themselves in mass graves. When I asked, I found out the reason. Anger arose in my heart, and I was greedy for women. I fell in love with the lotus flower and took it into my house. The lotus flower refused to follow me and ruined my appearance. The two old men were heartbroken and lost their lives. The lotus flower called me every day and I didn't respond. I sacrificed my life to follow him in the house. I searched for the lotus flower's broken body at night. The wolves and dogs bit me and destroyed my heart. The path to immortality has been cut off and I have no love. I swear to avenge my grievances as beauty. Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, the rich are not kind to me, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, the heaven and the earth are not kind, I will kill the sky, kill all the world without mercy, just for a soul of the lotus.

43. 793 一 A Dog Named Wang Meiju Can Actually Cultivate Immortality 一条名叫王美菊的狗竟然会修仙 Brother Sen and Ha Lulu森哥和哈露露Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsOngoing An ensemble fantasy with an Eastern setting + high-concept, multi-threaded storytelling + a rejection of fate + unflinching tragedy + a war epic + moral dilemmas + weighty literary style + vivid imagery + intense emotional tension + multiple perspectives Beneath the Red Lotus is not a wish-fulfillment story. It has none of the play-the-pig-to-eat-the-tiger tricks, none of the overpowered hero’s unstoppable domination, and none of the harem-collecting fantasies. It is a war epic with “love” as it 863Reads9.3Score—Shelves

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    "God's Turn, Top Fantasy" The seal of the abyss is loosened, and the capital of Ming Dynasty has become purgatory! Jiang Gen dug into the Wanji Divine Palace to cause trouble, Qin Ziche's abyssal transformation intensified, and while fighting against corrosion, he joined forces with Qin Yu. This feeling of apocalypse made my palms sweat! #AbyssInvasion #The End of the World Xiu Xian #Strong Join forces

44. 794 三 Judge of the Three Realms 三界判官 Cucumber Legend青瓜传奇Mystery7.2M WordsCompleted This is a horror, mystery, detective, paranormal, xuanhuan, transmigration, cultivation, and supernatural-creatures novel with multiple heroines. It’s as captivating as Jade Dynasty and as thrilling as 749 Bureau Asked Me to Catch Yaoguai. 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Future traffic king

45. 795 笑 Laughing My Way Through a Perilous Path to Immortality 笑闯凶险仙路 Holding Smoke, Sleepless in the Night执烟夜无眠Eastern Fantasy391k WordsOngoing Ye Bufan, a useless mortal unable to cultivate, obtains a Nascent Soul spiritual treasure. Traditional cultivation, slow-burn and cautious, no brainless decisions, no harem, no female lead, the Myriad Worlds, decisive and ruthless, and an invincible protagonist. The cultivation realms are Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Deity Transformation, and beyond… 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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47. 797 修 Cultivation? I Just Want to Clock Out on Time 修仙？我只想按时下班 Jerry Lewis杰瑞刘易斯Eastern Fantasy129k WordsCompleted I transmigrated into the cultivation world as a wage slave and acquired the Heavenly Dao Time-Clocking System. Practicing cultivation from nine to nine? Not a chance. I wrap up on time and clock out, then go into a closed-door retreat right on schedule. The sect leader rages, and my senior brother sneers, until they see the horrific sight of me working overtime until I go mad from cultivation Wait, why is my cultivation still skyrocketing while I’m lying down? 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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48. 798 都 Urban Cultivation: My Gorgeous Campus Belle 都市修仙之我的绝色校花 Cloud's Edge Scribe云涯笔客Urban1.9M WordsOngoing To cover my tuition, I take a high-paying job from campus beauty Chu Yuyan: pretend to be her boyfriend and fend off her many admirers. I think I’m just there to act as a shield, but she doesn’t know that I inherited an ancient immortal legacy. I’m the only cultivator in this city. A bothersome rich kid? One spell, and his family is bankrupt. An arrogant martial arts prodigy? One finger technique, and thirty years of training go up in smoke. I only wanted to cultivate in peace, but trouble keeps 4Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 799 沙 The Ridiculous Immortal Venerable: My Entire Villainous Sectmates Dance on My Grave 沙雕仙尊：满门反派陪我坟头蹦迪 Ink-Stained Backpack墨染书包Ancient Romance182k WordsOngoing Xia Mingli’s dantian is destroyed and her path to immortality is cut off, leaving her scorned by the world. In the Nine Heavens cultivation world, spiritual roots determine one’s fate, emotions are suppressed, and doctrines have stagnated. Yet the Netherworld Sect takes her in, and she becomes the final disciple of the Demon Venerable Ye Sha, surrounded by deranged fellow disciples and left with no one to rely on. By chance, she obtains a golden finger and awakens a “Goofy Dao Body,” drawing o —Reads—Score—Shelves

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50. 800 我 I’m Not the Blood Demon: Who Touched My Treasure Basin? 我不是血魔之谁动了我的聚宝盆 Moonlight Foot Soldier月光小卒Male-Channel Fanfiction615k WordsCompleted He Yuan, a third-generation disciple of the Jie Sect, fell into demonic tribulation after secretly practicing the Asura Path’s supreme scripture, the Blood God Sutra. With no other choice, he used the secret art “Escape into Nothingness,” passed down by his master, to take his own life. Fortunately, his remnant soul survived, and he was reincarnated... Years later, Lin Yu, a PhD who studied in America, transmigrates into The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber as Gao Zecheng, an inconspicuous disciple 246Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Please don't laugh. It is said that the author has obsessive-compulsive disorder, is a sailor born in the 1980s, and is an absolute fan of Jin Yong and Shushan Swordsman. During the voyage, I read through all 14 of Jin Yong's novels, just to fill every hole clearly. It's not a brainless novel. It's completely different from other fan fiction. This book is a very innovative adaptation of classic martial arts elements. Using the characters and plot of "The Legend of Heaven and Sword of the Dragon" as the basis, it cleverly connects elements such as the "Star-Absorbing Technique" and "Sunflower Book" of "The Swordsman", the dog brother Shi Potian of "Xia Ke Xing Xing", and the founder of the Xiaoyao Sect in "Dragon" to build a fused world view, giving the classic IP new possibilities. Later, a new unique setting of two Wudang Zhang Sanfeng was also proposed, which was seamlessly integrated into the cultivation system of "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman". In the serious narration, there are occasional dry humors that make people laugh. ... He Yuan, a third-generation disciple of Jie Jiao, died due to practicing the magic secret book "Blood Nerve" to attract demons, and his remaining soul is immortal... Many years later, the soul of Lin Yu, a doctor studying in the United States, traveled through Yitian Jianghu and became Gao Zecheng, a humble disciple of Kunlun Sect. Without a system or a golden finger, he relied on modern memory and scientific thinking to create a unique martial arts system by integrating the nine yin and nine yang, and opened the door to cultivation through martial arts. Taught White Ape to practice martial arts, took Wuji and others as his disciples, and had an affair with Zhao Min, who was more than 20 years younger than me, and Ye Bin, who was more than 200 years older than me...

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