After Ten Thousand Reloads, I’ve Broken the Cultivation World

What kind of transmigrator gets grabbed by the crotch from the start?

Chen Fan wakes up to find two thugs pulling down his pants. His virtue is about to be lost!

[The Record of All Things’ Simulations has been activated.]

[Current situation: Hell-level predicament (about to be physically castrated or frozen into an icicle).]

[Start a simulation? Mental energy remaining: Unlimited (newbie gift pack)!]

“Start it! Run the damn thing as many times as it takes!”

From then on, Chen Fan embarks on a mad god’s path, using his brain to charge through anything and everything!

[Simulation 1: 3 seconds. Cause of death: Pathetically useless.]

[Simulation 666: 5 seconds. Cause of death: Played dead and got finished off.]

[Simulation 1231: Plan locked in! Success rate: 99.8%!]

In the blink of an eye, Chen Fan rolls like a lazy donkey, grabs a brick, lands a finishing blow, and loots the bodies, his movements as smooth as flowing water. Even a passing dog is stunned.