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1. 1251 模 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 An Engineer's Life工程师的生活Sci-Fi & Apocalypse299k WordsCompleted Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 14Reads—Score—14d adds
2. 1252 海 One Piece: One Superpower a Day 海贼：每天一个超能力 Tiger and Rabbit寅虎卯兔Anime Fanfiction736k WordsOngoing (A Straw Hat crew adventure) What would happen if someone who gained a random superpower every day entered the world of pirates and joined the main cast? Luffy: “Sugoi! Lin Bei, let's jump down from the sky one more time!” Coby: “Please, don't!” Zoro: “Every day at midnight, you have to leave Lin Bei's room!” Nami: “That bastard, the moment we meet, he makes me...” Akainu Sakazuki: “Damn you, Lin Bei! Turn me back into a man! Every time I use an ability, I get my period!” Big Mom: “Children, com 118Reads9.1Score—14d adds
3. 1253 爆 The Hilarious Young Lord’s Wife: My Lord, Stop Chasing Me 爆笑世子妃：爷，别追了 Liu Qibaizi柳七白子Ancient Romance2.8M WordsCompleted [Entry in the January 2020 Silver Ticket Contest] Tang Lele is the cherished daughter of a family of surgeons. Her father and brothers are all master surgeons, and her mother is a rich heiress. She has been doted on by everyone her whole life. Even after she transmigrates into the body of a universally despised illegitimate daughter, she remains optimistic and carves out a path for herself, winning over an arrogant, aloof heir and thriving in life. The young lord: “What sins did I commit over ei 5.9kReads9.3Score70514d adds

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   🌴❶ The female lead marries a man in a vegetative state, and the male lead can hear her thoughts. The female lead is definitely a comedic character, and the couple's interactions are hilarious; I laugh every time I read it. 🍀❷ Don't be fooled by the title; it's an ancient Chinese novel, but it's incredibly funny. 🍀💫 Both the male and female leads are virgins. The male lead is witty and shrewd, with a domineering CEO vibe but a refreshingly unpretentious one. Qingyin is exactly the kind of person I consider worldly-wise yet not cynical.

4. 1254 神 Tycoon: I'm Really the Big Villain 神豪：我真的是大反派啊 Brand-New Little Keyboard崭新的小键盘Urban4.3M WordsCompleted Qin Lang transmigrated into a world where several web novels had merged. His grandfather was one of the few remaining decorated veterans! His father was a government official with immense power! His mother was a businesswoman worth a fortune! And he was the Qin family’s sole heir! How could someone with such an all-powerful, wealthy background be the original story’s great villain? Was he destined to be relentlessly face-slapped by the protagonist, with his family reduced to a stepping stone for 36.3kReads9.3Score2.9k14d adds

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   Suppressing the chosen one is hilarious.

5. 1255 我 I Tread the Nine Heavens: Teasing the Forbidden Land's Holy Maiden 我踏九天：调侃禁地圣女 Writing Alone at Night夜下独作Eastern Fantasy126k WordsCompleted [Passionate high fantasy + transmigration and rebirth + System + comedy + invincible power fantasy + scheming protagonist + decisive and ruthless + swordsmanship] A young man should aspire to reach the clouds and honor the proud spirit he was born with. Ling Yun transmigrates from the modern world into the cultivation world as a cultivator of the Floating Cloud Sect. His memories from both lives merge, and he awakens the Chivalry System. Hoping to return to Earth one day, and to survive on a con 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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   One is a fantasy novel with a wildly imaginative plot, full of hilarious moments; the other is a traditional fantasy novel, set in a grand fantasy world where battles rage across the nine heavens. It's a comedy with romance, swift justice, and an exhilarating read. Highly recommended, definitely worth reading.

6. 1256 惊 Thriller: I'm Not Sick! I'm Just a Pervert 惊悚：我没病！只是变态而已 Support Your Majesty扶朕Mystery154k WordsOngoing Lin Yi has just escaped from a psychiatric hospital, only to end up in a sheep pen. Who can he even complain to about this? All he can do is play “The Grand Funeral March” and roam from one instance to the next with a chainsaw in hand. One day, during an interview, Lin Yi looked at everyone on the other side of the camera and said: “I can stand here today and have fun in the instances. Can you?” A profile of a rising star in The Horror Express: Lin Yi is a stubborn fellow who never cares what ot 3Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 1257 爆 Hilarious, Satisfying Tale of a Beloved Concubine's Daughter 爆笑爽文庶女宠妃 Sincere Twelfth Month真诚腊月Ancient Romance120k WordsCompleted A fresh new story is here, friends! Come read it while it’s hot. Chu He transmigrates into the body of a concubine-born daughter who was set up by her legitimate elder sister. She won’t put up with anyone’s nonsense. Her stepmother bullies her? She sends her a fake adulterous lover. Her elder sister bullies her? Chu He sends her straight to a desolate mountain. Her scumbag father wants to redeem himself? Forget it. A dog can’t change its spots. Chu He’s first meeting with the prince is a brawl u 4.5kReads9.2Score28914d adds
8. 1258 神 The Secret of God 神之秘 Writing Alone at Night夜下独作Eastern Fantasy542k WordsCompleted [Classic Fantasy, Revenge and Retribution, Explosive Action, Swordsmanship, Highly Recommended] A young man should aspire to reach the clouds, and never betray the proud spirit he was born with. Watch me, Ye Feng, battle the injustice of this turbulent world, prove the myriad Dao across all the heavens, pierce the firmament with a single sword, and tear open the secrets of the gods. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 1259 内 The Entertainment Industry's Street Drifter: I Took Bandits on a Wild Ride from the Start 内娱街溜子，开局带劫匪狂飙 I'm a Kitty是猫猫吖丶Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac 43.5kReads9.0Score5.8k14d adds

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   🌸🌸Lu Ling transmigrates into the body of a washed-up actress, starting with a cheating boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and rejected by directors. She decides to go crazy. In a live variety show, she acts like a street urchin. The director accuses her of eavesdropping and interrupting, while guests complain that she invades the live stream, photoshops pictures, steals things, and makes her lose money.

10. 1260 我 I’m Just a Driving Instructor, What Bad Intentions Could I Possibly Have? 我一驾校教练，能有什么坏心思呢 Autumn Moon, Purple Clouds秋月紫云Urban104k WordsOngoing Jiang He transmigrates and, from the start, becomes a driving instructor. In this world, driving instructors are meek and submissive. They can be fired for losing their temper with a student, or even just speaking a little too loudly. But Jiang He... He takes an unconventional path and becomes a force of chaos. “Don't turn off your indicator. We'll blow it out together in a minute!” “The sun's so bright. Turn on the wipers and fan me with them, thanks!” “The light's green and you're not moving. —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This is hilarious, come and see!

11. 1261 什 What a Rotten Jianghu 什么破烂江湖 A Pot of Old Dog温一壶老狗Eastern Fantasy572k WordsCompleted [Humor + lighthearted + funny + martial arts world + unreliable + sneaky tricks + gender transformation and marriage + the hilarious daily life of a bandit] Legends of the peerless sword immortal Li Erbai have long circulated throughout the martial arts world. They say her swordsmanship has reached the pinnacle, and that no one can defeat her. But she can't use a sword at all. This is the story of a shut-in who transforms into a Miao sacred maiden and wreaks havoc across the martial arts world. 691Reads8.4Score10114d adds

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    The first book will definitely be one you haven't read before. Once you finish reading three chapters, you'll want to read the whole thing.

12. 1262 我 My Granddaughter Is Livestreaming My Daily Immortal Cultivation 我的修仙日常被孙女直播了 Qing Hong青红Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Urban + Cultivation + Livestreaming + Everyday Life] Ye Feng, an Immortal Emperor of his generation, accidentally transmigrates into the body of a man in his seventies while undergoing tribulation. He also gains a sweet, devoted granddaughter. A casual act of his is captured on his granddaughter’s livestream, setting the whole internet ablaze. From then on, there’s no stopping him... 29Reads8.5Score—14d adds

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    These are all funny, you can check them out.

13. 1263 强 The Campus Hottie I Forced to Love Me Was Bitter and Cold, So She Stopped Chasing Me After Being Reborn 强扭的校草酸又涩，重生她不追了 Dao Shangxie刀上邪Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted [Reborn + devoted one-on-one romance + both leads are pure and each other's first + a long road to winning her back] In her previous life, Su Jiani fell in love with the campus heartthrob at first sight. She pursued him for years without success, then resorted to despicable tactics to get pregnant and marry him. Knowing he didn't love her, she gradually lost hope. Reborn before the college entrance exams, she no longer clings to him for help with homework. She gets high marks, but doesn't apply 50kReads8.9Score4k14d adds

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    I haven't been able to read any novels lately, but you absolutely must not miss this incredibly good one! I stumbled upon it by chance and it was such a pleasant surprise! It's so good, and the characters are super engaging. It's on-trend and will definitely make you laugh non-stop! 😀😀

14. 1264 我 My Seven Sisters Are Stunning Beauties 我的七个姐姐绝色倾城 Must-Read必看Urban7.2M WordsCompleted I have seven stunningly beautiful older sisters, and they all dote on me like crazy. They have no idea that I’ve already become a king who makes the world tremble... Fifteen years ago, you treated me like family. Fifteen years later, it’s my turn to protect you. 11.3kReads9.2Score2.1k14d adds

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    These are pretty good.

15. 1265 抓 Ghost Hunting: This Expert Gets the Job Done, He Really Takes On the Ghosts 抓鬼：这专家能处，有鬼他是真上 Whimsical Pen Tip笔尖奇思Urban113k WordsOngoing [Ghost hunting + hilarious comedy + undead knight + multiple heroines + pure exhilaration + shameless antics + everyday life] This is a world overrun by ghosts and haunted by monsters and demons. Shen Lang awakens the most powerful Ghost-Hunting System... The System gives him all kinds of modern ghost-hunting gear, and whenever he eats a ghost, he can randomly acquire one of its abilities. As a result, the ghosts, monsters, and demons that once ruled the world are in for a rough time. Shen Lang 33Reads—Score—14d adds

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    This book is especially funny

16. 1266 西 Journey to the West: A Nine-to-Five Job in the Celestial Court 西游：人在天庭，朝九晚五 Snow Mountain Atractylodes雪山白术Eastern Fantasy5.1M WordsOngoing “Your Majesty, disaster! All our Heavenly Soldiers and Generals have been beaten flat! Sun Wukong is coming for us!” “Your Majesty, there’s a turn of events! Chu Hao, the Prison God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong senseless. He’s even crushed the other demon kings!” “Your Majesty, the Prison God has suddenly stopped… He’s run off!” The Jade Emperor excitedly slaps the imperial dragon carriage. “What’s going on?” “It’s the hour of the rooster, Your Majesty.” “He’s… off work.” The Jade 1.9kReads8.8Score39014d adds

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    Qin Ye: Your self-criticism was well written, I'll give you special praise. Go back and write another 20,000 words. [I've learned something] Lai Ru: Heaven above, I, Duobao, hereby swear brotherhood with Haotian/Zhenyuanzi/Dizang/Taishang Laojun, sharing blessings and facing hardships together. [Awkward laugh] Zhou Yu: Classmates, please, please stop taking my food! [Crying] Chu Hao: Enough with the chit-chat →_→, I, Chu Hao, am sending the money. [Note] Jiang Yi: My roommate actually didn't stop me from badmouthing Jiang Shen! I'll punch him twice! [Angry]

17. 1267 典 Treasures of China: From the Start, I Talk with the Ten Greatest Emperors 典藏华夏：开局对话十大皇帝 The Flames of War Rekindle烽火重燃Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Jiang Yi transmigrates and becomes the most promising host at the national television network. From the start, he's hosting "Treasures of China" and plans to find actors to portray the great figures of history. Luckily, the System arrives, granting Jiang Yi the power to cross between past and present and speak with historical figures! Li Shimin asks, “If I sign the Treaty of the Wei River with the Turks, will it keep my empire and people safe?” Jiang Yi replies, “Your empire will survive, but yo 30.3kReads9.5Score4.6k14d adds
18. 1268 我 I’m the Villainous Ancestor! From the Start, I Hack the Female Emperor to Pieces 我！反派老祖宗，开局狂砍女帝 Wish-Fulfillment Sun Aotian爽文孙傲天Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted Also known as: Summon Villains and Make the Female Emperor Beg for Your Love; Lead the Villains in Trampling Every Prodigy and Genius Li Shanren transmigrates to another world and discovers that his predecessor had peerless talent and an overwhelmingly powerful background. Most importantly, he also has a fiancée who is a breathtakingly beautiful female emperor. Unfortunately, his predecessor was a hopeless simp. His fiancée set a condition: he had to have his innate immortal bone removed and his 779Reads6.6Score10414d adds

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    My family thought I had gone crazy in the middle of the night.

19. 1269 这 This Underworld Is a Little Unorthodox 这个地府不太正经 Yu Yu Yu Yu予雨妤鱼Urban150k WordsCompleted He Yu transmigrated, and on his very first night, a ghost climbed into bed with him. Desperate to pee, he pointed his catheter straight at the ghost. Afterward, He Yu was hired as a temporary underworld constable, and the underworld's whole style changed. Ever since He Yu joined the constables, whenever they went out to fight, each one carried a Gatling Bodhisattva with infinite ammo and blue flames blazing from its muzzle. They had merit-point bombs bought with their hard-earned merit tucked in 3Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I still have a tiny bit more

20. 1270 玄 Xuanhuan: From the Start, I Have Nine Fairy Masters 玄幻：开局九个仙女师傅 Han Xiangqu Bai韩想娶白Eastern Fantasy7.1M WordsCompleted From the start, Ye Xiu takes nine immortal beauties as his masters and awakens the Divine Eye, instantly reaching the peak of talent! “What? You spent tens of thousands of years cultivating the Ninefold Immortal Sword Art? Sorry, I took one look and mastered it!” “The Flame of the Phoenix? The Flame of the Vermilion Bird? The Soul of the Dragon God? One look, and they’re all mine!” “What? You say you’re the strongest in the universe? Sorry, I have a universe inside me!” In this boundless world, 15.4kReads9.1Score2k14d adds
21. 1271 西 Journey to the West: I Have a Billion Layers of Golden Body 西游：我有亿层金身 Panda No. 1熊猫1号Eastern Fantasy546k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into Journey to the West, I became Sun Wukong. Every time my golden body is attacked, it grows stronger. A hundred layers of golden body: immune to fire and water. Ten thousand layers: immune to all arts. Ten million layers: untouched by karma. A hundred million layers: the Great Dao endures forever! Guanyin Bodhisattva wept: “World-Honored One, that demon monkey is using my Pure Glazed Bottle as a chamber pot.” The Jade Emperor wailed: “The Haotian Sword can’t even cut off 26Reads8.9Score—14d adds
22. 1272 九 Nine God-Tier Beauty Sisters: I’m the Strongest Little Brother 九个神级美女姐姐：我是最强小弟 Wan Yuchen宛玉辰Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [The Hottest Feel-Good Story About a Sister-Loving Hero] Chen Yi was actually kidnapped and sold? One day, a line of Rolls-Royces stopped in front of him. Only then did he face reality: he had nine stunning, god-tier older sisters! Eldest sister Chen Xi: General Manager of Lingcheng Group! Second sister Chen Yan: Chief Specialist at the provincial hospital, hailed as a miracle-working doctor! Third sister Chen Liu: A leading figure in Chinese culture, master of music, chess, calligraphy, and pai 4.1kReads8.8Score45614d adds
23. 1273 被 108 Ways to Die at the Hands of Your Zombie Love Rival 被丧尸情敌咬死的108种方式 Buying Spicy Strips Takes Coupons Too买辣条也用劵呀Two Male Leads372k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + time loop + no female lead, straight man vs. yandere zombie] [Early: time loop; middle: development; late: unification; very late: interstellar] When the Apocalypse arrives, Shen Bai gains the ability to loop back in time. His rival in love, Lu Shijiu, becomes a zombie and spends all day thinking about how to bite him to death. To stay alive, Shen Bai has no choice but to distance himself from the campus beauty. But Lu Shijiu seems to have gone crazy and insists on sticking close t 2.6kReads9.4Score45414d adds
24. 1274 师 Junior Brother, Please Stop Cultivating 师弟求你别修炼了 Mu Han暮寒Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsOngoing Chen Ming has just transmigrated when Daoist Qing Shan tricks him into joining a sect. Mistaking the Qing Shan Sect for a powerful hidden sect, he throws himself into cultivating immortality. His senior brothers and sisters boast that they’re great masters of the sword, then hand him a lousy manual and tell him to practice swordsmanship. To their surprise, he comprehends peerless sword intent. They casually give him a big cooking pot, and he uses it to concoct peerless pills. He practices a litt 522Reads8.4Score10214d adds
25. 1275 塞 Seer: The Three Holy Spirit Gods 塞尔号：圣灵三幻神 The Wind Doesn't Understand Autumn风不解秋意Anime Fanfiction534k WordsCompleted [Video Games and Anime] [System] [ACG] [Funny] [Scheming] Wang Xiaoming (Halaqiti) cheats in a game and trounces the top-ranked player, only to have his account banned. “In a fit of rage,” he ends up in the world of Seer. From the start, he merges with the template of Yu-Gi-Oh!’s Three Egyptian God Cards and transforms into an elf. Then Wang Xiaoming (Halaqiti) takes the [Super Evolution System] and levels up and evolves across the universe. He shows off all the way, sweeps aside space pirates, 1.3kReads8.5Score10814d adds
26. 1276 无 The Undying Invincible System Levels Up Every Second 无敌不死系统每秒都在升级 A Life of Asceticism苦修人生Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted “Ding! Host was hacked to death. Experience +100.” “Ding! Host sneered at a powerful opponent. Presence +100.” “Ding! Host spent points and received one modern hand grenade!” You can hack me all you want, but could you please not hit my face? I make my living off my looks! Ye Fan transmigrated to a fantasy world filled with slaughter, and the System told him he could never die! You’re a powerful Earthly Dipper realm expert? Sorry, I’ll hack you to death! You’re an old monster in the Heavenly Dip 7.7kReads8.2Score74214d adds

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    He's serious about being funny.

27. 1277 全 Everyone, Stand Up and Give the Research Big Shot a Seat 全体起立，给研究员大佬让座 Autumn in a Leaf一叶之秋Sci-Fi & Apocalypse783k WordsCompleted Imprisoned here are a gluttonous rabbit that can chew through anything, a monkey that can talk, a lizard that can speak English... Wu Fan, an ordinary college student, accidentally stumbled into this world and became a researcher. It was originally considered a very low-ranking job, but... SCP-173, Little Peanut: Who, Wu Fan? That’s my big brother, my real brother. SCP-682, the Immortal Lizard: Wu Fan’s here? Oh crap, run for your lives... Everybody up, give the researcher boss your seat! 192Reads9.3Score—14d adds
28. 1278 直 Livestream: I'm a Nightmare Viewer! 直播：我，噩梦型观众! Little Giant小小巨人Urban1.9M WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Ye Yan was bound to the Ultimate Viewer System. The more popularity he gained, the more things he could exchange for. So Ye Yan kept traveling between livestreams and places all over the world. Then, when he became a viewer, something unexpected happened. In a street-interview livestream, the host berated a passerby: “You’re already in your thirties and don’t even have a million in savings. Why don’t you work harder? Saving money is a cheap way to live. Your wife deserves b 158Reads8.4Score—14d adds
29. 1279 熊 Bratty Kid: Social Butterfly Syndrome Shocks the Internet 熊孩子：社交牛逼症震惊全网 Constantine Needs to Quit Smoking康斯坦丁要戒烟Urban156k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + Wacky + Adorable Kid + School Life] Jiang Ning transmigrated into a parallel world as an adorable eight-year-old and activated a Fame System. One variety show made Jiang Ning’s outrageous people skills take the internet by storm! “My name is Jiang Ning. You can call me by my foreign name: Vish Momo Wozki Shoude Buyao Buyao De!” “Bing Xin’s original name was Extreme Cold Storm. Li Bai was a famous jungler in our country. You want to know why I say that? My dual pistols will give 899Reads8.3Score10114d adds
30. 1280 一 The Outcast: From the Start, I Played Qiao Feng 一人之下：开局扮演乔峰 Knows Magic会神通Male-Channel Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted From the start, he plays the role of Qiao Feng and displays his might in The Outcast world: Dragon-Subduing Skill, Dragon-Tail Sweep, and Dragon Regrets! 692Reads5.2Score—14d adds

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    These are all pretty good.

31. 1281 穿 I Transmigrated into a Cow, and I'm Done with This 穿越成牛，老子不干了 I'm Not a Confucian我不是夫子Eastern Fantasy607k WordsCompleted [Unconventional evolution + one heroine + comedy + absurd fun] Su Yun transmigrates, but he can't help feeling speechless. Other people transmigrate and become either the chosen one or a great villain. What the heck is he? He's turned into a cow??? If he has to be a cow, couldn't he at least be a divine cow? But what is he? Just an ordinary water buffalo??? Fine, he's a water buffalo. Su Yun can put up with that. But he's a domesticated one, and people even smack his backside??? Su Yun says, “Pl 3.3kReads8.7Score16314d adds
32. 1282 综 Wuxia Crossover: Storytelling in Qixia Town, Winning Yueyue's Praise 综武：七侠镇说书，邀月看赏 Toasted Oats炒麦片Eastern Fantasy242k WordsCompleted Su Bei transmigrates to the Nine Provinces Continent. He tries to eat without paying and unexpectedly awakens the Storytelling System. This is a comprehensive martial arts world that combines countless dynasties and sects. Su Bei receives a beginner's gift pack, awakening popularity draws and character cards. The draws can grant him: Xiao Feng's Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms manual; Murong Fu's Star-Shifting manual; The Eight Famous Swords of the Famous Sword Manor, along with the manual for Fl 260Reads5.2Score—14d adds
33. 1283 在 Days on the Job at the Seven Gates 在七扇门当差的日子 Still Holding On to My Worldview三观犹在Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted The Six Fan Gate launches a sweeping crackdown on the jianghu, plunging the Thieving Saint Sect into a business slump. To solve the problem, its leader, Ximen Chuideng, sends his reclusive disciple Su Youzai to infiltrate the Six Fan Gate, where he becomes embroiled in a shocking conspiracy. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 1284 熊 What a Jerk of a Panda 熊猫好贱 National Treasure国宝Eastern Fantasy3.9M WordsCompleted “Come on, hit me!” With the most punchable catchphrase in history and a built-in spirit-attracting aura, Tang Yuan doesn’t just talk back to people, demons, and divine beasts. He also flirts with heaven, earth, and the immortals! 2.1kReads7.0Score—14d adds
35. 1285 掰 Snap the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 掰开红线嫁魔尊 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊11k WordsCompleted Tear Apart the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 11Reads—Score—14d adds

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    [Fantasy Romance | Hilarious Unconventional | Cool and Resilient Heroine] The Matchmaker welded the red thread between me and Li Chengyuan shut three times, and I broke it apart three times. The fourth time, he used electric welding, sealing it perfectly. On the day I ascended to immortality, I casually shattered the marriage stone as well. Li Chengyuan waited for me for three lifetimes on the other side of the lightning tribulation, grinning like a fool. The Matchmaker chased after me, yelling that I was defying the heavens, and I said, "My destiny is my own to decide." Sweet? I bent the sky!

36. 1286 司 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 司命帝君欠我三十万 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊16k WordsCompleted The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 9Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 1287 分 After We Started Sleeping Apart, My Dao Companion and I Made an Ancient Curse Explode 分房睡后，我和道侣把上古咒印气炸了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted After We Started Sleeping in Separate Rooms, My Dao Companion and I Drove the Ancient Curse Seal Mad 16Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 1288 神 The Divine Emperor's Contract Beast Is Actually Female?! 神帝的契约兽竟是母的？！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted The God Emperor’s contracted beast is actually female?! 4Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 1289 掌 Sect Leader, Please Behave Yourself 掌门，请自重 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Sect Leader, Please Mind Your Manners 17Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 1290 剑 Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 剑尊别追了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊19k WordsCompleted Sword Venerable, Stop Chasing Me 2Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 1291 戴 With the Golden Band, I Can’t Love You; Without It, I Can’t Save You 戴上金箍不能爱你，不戴金箍不能救你 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Male-Channel Fanfiction17k WordsCompleted With the golden circlet on, I can’t love you. Without it, I can’t save you. —Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 1292 被 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡？反手骗哭整个修仙界 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 15Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 1293 深 The Abyssal Demon Lord Fell in Love with Me 深渊魔主爱上我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted The Abyssal Demon Lord Falls for Me 25Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 1294 三 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Young Man 三万九千岁后，我被小狼狗拿下了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance17k WordsCompleted After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Boyfriend 6Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 1295 师 Master, You Said the Three Realms Were at Peace 师尊他说，三界太平 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted Master Says the Three Realms Are at Peace 1Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 1296 我 I Accidentally Awakened the Myriad Demon King 我把万妖王嘤醒了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Ancient Romance19k WordsCompleted I Woke the Myriad Demon King with a Meow 5Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 1297 我 My Wife Collected Eight Hundred Years of Pay at Our Sect, Until I Discovered She'd Been Taking My Tribulations for Me 我老婆在宗门发了八百年工资，直到我发现她是替我挡劫 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted My Wife Has Been Drawing Her Sect’s Pay for Eight Hundred Years, Until I Realized She Was Taking My Place to Avert My Tribulation 13Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 1298 三 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 1299 这 This Man Has On-Screen Comments Above His Head 这个男人头上长弹幕了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted This Man Has Speech Bubbles Over His Head 1Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 1300 不 Oh No! It’s About to Become an Emperor! 不好！它要成帝！ Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted Oh No! It's About to Become an Emperor! 9Reads—Score—14d adds

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