Looking for Hilarious Books, Preferably the Funniest Ever 求巨搞笑的书，最好第一搞笑

1. 1051 九 Nine Star Hegemon Body Art 九星霸体诀 Ordinary Magician平凡魔术师Eastern Fantasy18.7M WordsOngoing Was he an Alchemy Emperor reborn, or had he fused with another soul? Long Chen was a talentless youth whose spiritual root, spiritual blood, and spiritual bone had been stolen. Relying on the divine alchemy techniques in his memories, he cultivates the mysterious Nine-Star Hegemon Body Art, pierces through layer upon layer of mystery, and uncovers a world-shaking plot. He commands the universe in his palm, treads upon the sun and moon, and suppresses evil spirits and wicked gods. Rumor has it in 210.1kReads9.3Score11kShelves

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   If you're looking for something to read after finishing "Dali and the Demon," you absolutely can't miss this hilarious book! A 20-year veteran reader highly recommends it; you'll laugh until your stomach hurts at night. With over 5,000 chapters, you'll never be short of reading material again.

2. 1052 糟 Oh No, the Male Lead Heard the Villainess’s Inner Thoughts 糟糕恶毒女配的心声被男主听到了 Little Taro Boba芋泥小啵啵Modern Romance260k WordsCompleted The short drama is now streaming. [No-brainer comedy + doting romance + transmigration into a book + female supporting character + mind reading + office worker life + slice of life] Fu Jiaojiao transmigrates into an early-era CEO romance novel as a doomed female supporting character: Jin Lihan's secretary and the story's wicked villainess. “The story hasn't started yet. I still have a chance!” Fu Jiaojiao pats her chest, but how did the story turn into a disaster? An accident binds together two 14.9kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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   Book 6️⃣: Four years ago, the female protagonist chose a handsome and dignified man who met her aesthetic standards to have a child with. After the baby was born, she immediately left the father and kept the child. Four years later, she reunited with the child's biological father on a variety show.

3. 1053 异 A Different Ming Dynasty: I Became a Saint with a Hundred Lives 异世大明：我用一百条命成圣 Zi Yang紫炀Historical1.5M WordsOngoing Alternate-history Ming Dynasty / Fighting for the People / The Art of Toppling Dragons / Loyal Ministers Who Risk Their Lives to Remonstrate / Rules Horror Lately, the atmosphere at court in the Fengtian Hall has grown rather grim. For several days in a row, officials from one particular residence have been risking their lives to remonstrate, and they really do die on the spot. “I stake my life on this remonstrance!” Here we go again. But Emperor Zhu Chongba has changed his approach, too. “Do yo 9.9kReads9.2Score755Shelves
4. 1054 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 69.1kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves
5. 1055 带 Transmigrating to Honghuang with Doraemon's Fourth-Dimensional Pocket 带着小哆啦的四次元口袋穿越洪荒 Jiangliu Caizi江流才子Eastern Fantasy247k WordsOngoing [Primordial World and Journey to the West] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cross-Dimensional] [Doraemon] [Wild Imagination] [Buddhist Conspiracy] The protagonist transmigrates into Journey to the West and uses Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket To send over a thousand monks in Chang'an to prison, give Sun Wukong Memory Bread so he learns the truth behind the Journey to the West calamity, and use 404 Anywhere Doors to humiliate Guanyin on the spot and ruin her reputation. He nearly erases the Queen Moth 56Reads—Score—Shelves

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   A modern-day good-for-nothing who can't keep his mouth shut stumbles into the chaotic world of Journey to the West, where gods are fighting, with Doraemon's pocket in his pocket. He relies on his imagination rather than his fists, and manages to overwhelm all the gods and Buddhas.

6. 1056 颠 Upside-Down Dragon 颠阳倒龙 World of Blossoms繁花世界31k WordsCompleted Upside-Down Yang, Dragon Reversed 32Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 1057 神 Divine Emperor Daddy 神帝奶爸 Picking Up Time with a Silent Pen拾光笔默Urban2.5M WordsCompleted The merciless God Emperor Yun Mo wields the heaven-defying divine artifact, the Mount Yanfu Residence Painting, in the Boundless Realm… One thousand years: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Tribulation Crossing, then ascending to the Boundless Spirit Realm. Two thousand years: Void Refinement, Body Integration, Great Ascension, then ascending to the Boundless Immortal Realm. Three thousand years: True Immortal, Golden Immortal, Dao Ancestor, 5.6kReads8.9Score687Shelves

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   This is the funniest and most heartwarming thing I've ever seen, I wanted to share it with you.

8. 1058 恶 The Villainess Changes Careers to Become a Top Tycoon's Dotting Daughter 恶毒女配转行，做顶级豪门妈宝女 Xian Mi仙米Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The reality show A Hundred Careers premiered to great fanfare. Among all the different professions, viewers spotted a particularly unusual one: pampered rich girl? That’s a career? * After Su Jinli fell into a swimming pool and nearly drowned, countless memories inexplicably appeared in her mind. She was the wicked supporting actress in a novel, constantly used by the heroine as a foil, bullied, face-slapped, and left with nothing, before meeting a tragic end that dragged her wealthy family down 7.3kReads8.1Score797Shelves
9. 1059 这 This Protagonist Won't Take Orders, So I'm Done 这届主角不服管，老子不干了 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit! 101kReads9.6Score11.4kShelves
10. 1060 惊 When Terror Descended, My Insane Social Skills Shocked the World 惊悚降临:社交牛x的我震惊世界 Zun Yu尊臾Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Qin Xiao, a world-class sales trainer and proud holder of a Social Skills Expert certificate, transmigrated into a parallel world where a terrifying game had descended. As it turned out, you could do anything you wanted as long as you had great social skills. Affection: 60 Rakshasa: “From now on, you're my brother, Lao Luo!” Affection: 90 Ghost King: “Big bro, take a look! Take a look at the kingdom your little brother conquered for you!” Affection: 100 Ghost Teacher: “Little brother, stay the n 482Reads9.4Score122Shelves

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    All three books are hilarious; you'll find yourself laughing out loud in the middle of the night while reading them.

11. 1061 末EN Apocalypse: Stockpiling a Billion in Supplies from Day One 末世：开局先囤十亿物资 Hate Being Young and Naive恨年少无知Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left 117kReads9.3Score9.6kShelves

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    It's a text about laughter, but please don't read it while eating, sleeping, or in class, you'll really burst out laughing! [Angry][Admiring][Admiring][Smirking][Smirking][Shy][Facepalm][Facepalm]

12. 1062 大 Great Tang: The Imperial Preceptor Is Lacking in Virtue 大唐：国师大人五行缺德 Green Tea Who Picks Up Bottles at Construction Sites工地搬砖捡瓶子的清茶Historical656k WordsCompleted [Great Tang] + [Transmigration] + [Power fantasy] + [Analects-style fighting] April, the second year of Zhenguan. A thunderous crash rang out, and this young master made a dazzling entrance. Wondering where the crash came from? Sorry, that was the sound of this young master smashing a hole in the roof of the Taiji Palace. Si Huainian fell from the sky and punched a hole in the Taiji Palace roof, but he wasn't worried. As a transmigrator, there was no way he'd get thrown into the imperial prison 5.6kReads7.7Score307Shelves
13. 1063 仙EN Immortal Martial Emperor 仙武帝尊 Six Realms, Three Paths六界三道Eastern Fantasy9.4M WordsCompleted Nine thousand years ago, the Immortal Martial Emperor led a million divine generals into the ancient primordial wilderness. Not one of them returned, and only a wisp of true fire remained in the world. Nine thousand years later, Ye Chen, a discarded disciple, was driven from his sect and left with nowhere to go. By a twist of fate, he came into possession of the true fire and set foot on the path of immortal martial cultivation once more. This is a world where gods, demons, immortals, and Buddha 60.5kReads9.1Score14.3kShelves

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    The truly hilarious book is Immortal Martial Emperor. It's the funniest book I've ever read.

14. 1064 他 He Can Knock Lü Bu Out with One Punch, and You Call Him a Strategist? 他一拳能打死吕布，你管这叫谋士 Chancellor, Don't Go Wild丞相别浪Historical3.6M WordsOngoing Synopsis: Wang Xiao transmigrates to the end of the Han dynasty and obtains the Peerless Strategist System. But its reward is maxed-out combat ability, and he can only keep it permanently by becoming a strategist. With no other choice, Wang Xiao goes to Cao Cao to apply for a strategist position. On his very first day, he beats Dian Wei to a pulp right in front of Cao Cao. Dian Wei: "I knew I might lose, but I never thought I'd lose to a strategist!" Lu Bu: "Cao Cao's forces must really be short 24.2kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves

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    The first book is a Three Kingdoms-themed book that will absolutely overturn your understanding of historical figures. The latter two books are both set in courtyard houses, especially the second one, where the protagonist turns Jia Zhangshi's soul-summoning ritual into a form of street performance.

15. 1065 天 The Four Rebellious Immortals of Heaven Are Here, Make Way! 天庭四大反骨仔驾到，通通闪开 Joyful Words Through the Years岁语长欢Ancient Romance367k WordsCompleted [The animated series is now streaming] Today's front-page headline in the Immortal Daily: “Attention! Heaven Has a New Rebel!” Sources say this person is the newly adopted sidekick of the Great God of the Three Altars and the Sea. People call her “Fourth Auntie.” Great Sage Sun rebels in the open, Erlang Shen rebels in secret, the Third Prince is ready to rebel at any moment, and Fourth Auntie rebels whenever I do. Wherever I go, she follows. These people do nothing but sit around and chat, yet 32.5kReads9.2Score5.5kShelves

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    Outrageous and intoxicating! The Gods Daily is trending with a headline featuring the newly minted "Fourth Aunt," who advocates following the crowd in rebellion. Lacking a distinguished family background, she only has a working-class grandfather, and the old patriarchs constantly bicker and argue, creating a hilarious spectacle within the Gods' circle.

16. 1066 快 After Returning from Quick Transmigration, I Set the Dating Show on Fire 快穿回来后我在恋综修罗场爆火了 Xi Xun希浔Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + sweet, exciting, and satisfying + entertainment industry + variety show livestream] After completing her quick transmigration missions and changing her fate, Yu Xia successfully returned to her original world. In the story starring her fiancé and the woman he loved, she was cannon fodder. She returned just as she was about to appear on a dating show. As soon as the show began, her fiancé's crush was caught in a love triangle. The heir to a wealthy family, her childhood friend wh 2.6kReads8.9Score352Shelves
17. 1067 三 Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Offered Cao Cao a Plan and Founded the Tomb-Raiding Corps 三国：开局献计曹操，成立摸金校尉 Twinkling Stars闪闪繁星Historical1.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, Yang Ling originally planned to assist Liu Bei and accomplish great things. But their views clashed, and after they argued, Zhang Fei gave him a sound thrashing. In a fit of anger, Yang Ling chose to join Cao Cao, who had only just started building his power. From now on, I, Yang Ling, have only three things to do: eat, sleep, and beat Liu Bei! Liu Bei: If only I had known Yang Ling was such a genius, I wouldn't have let him go so easil 6.2kReads8.9Score806Shelves
18. 1068 开 From the Start: The System Locked Me Up Until I Became Mentally Ill 开局：被系统关成了精神病 A Little Chicken一条幺鸡Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsOngoing [Invincible + Sword God + beating up the System + fast-paced] Lu Chuan was supposed to transmigrate to a high-martial world, but a screw-up by his goofy System sent him to a world of cultivation instead. To keep its Host from getting killed, the goofy System forcibly locked Lu Chuan away for a hundred thousand years. Unable to find a suitable template for the cultivation world, the goofy System could only have Lu Chuan practice swordsmanship from the high-martial world. A hundred thousand years. 116.9kReads9.0Score9.7kShelves
19. 1069 奇 A Strange Haha 奇怪的哈哈 Little Zuo Is at a Loss没招的小左Two Female Leads275k WordsOngoing In Wuyun Country, there’s this strange girl who’s always running into bizarre things in her everyday life. Yet in every one of these strange encounters, she somehow meets someone who loves her beyond measure. Isn’t that strange? 136Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's quite good-looking and interesting.

20. 1070 四 Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things Under Heaven 四合院：垂钓诸天万物 If I Become the Azure Emperor One Day他日我若为青帝Male-Channel Fanfiction7.3M WordsCompleted Lin Shaowen got drunk at a class reunion. After sleeping and waking up, he inexplicably arrived in the world of Love in the Courtyard, becoming Lin Shaowen, an outstanding graduate of Beijing College of Chinese Medicine. He had just graduated from university and now faced a choice: should he become a promising full-time doctor at Union Hospital, or an obscure factory doctor at a steel mill? Without a second thought, Lin Shaowen chose to become a factory doctor. There was no helping it. Sending a 90.7kReads8.5Score2.5kShelves
21. 1071 大 Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts 大唐：开局传国玉玺砸核桃 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical1.3M WordsCompleted [Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Kid] [Sign-In] [Funny, Hilarious] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, Li Ke becomes an eight-year-old boy. He has been signing in for eight years from the start and has received countless rewards! One day, Li Ke uses the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts. Li Shimin: TAT Ke'er, don't, don't smash it! Li Ke: Come on, Father. Give me a dog’s bark! Li Shimin: Ah!!! I am the emperor, and you want me to bark like a dog? Li Ke: If not, then how about letting me 17.1kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
22. 1072 女 A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士？ Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Mystery4.1M WordsOngoing [Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo 221.3kReads9.1Score24kShelves

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    Don't be misled by the first book title; it will let you experience the charm of words [shy]. All three books are funny and interesting.

23. 1073 一 A Poor Scholar of Noble Character 一品寒士 Beyond the Mountain山的那边Historical1.6M WordsCompleted [Single heroine, semi-fictionalized Tang Dynasty] In an era when the great aristocratic clans looked down on the imperial family, Zhao Quan was born to a farming family and entered school carrying the hopes of his parents and six older brothers. Farming was out of the question: even the village head’s family had no food to spare… So he had no choice but to take the imperial exams and become an official. 10.3kReads9.3Score872Shelves

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    I've read a lot, and these few seem to have some comedic elements, but the humor isn't forced. I wouldn't recommend the others.

24. 1074 霍 Hogwarts: Somehow, I'm the Only Cultivator 霍格沃兹：居然只有我是修仙者 Tomato Fish番茄鱼Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsCompleted “Ye Feng! How many times have I told you not to use the Flying Sword spell to fly on your broomstick! And you’re absolutely not allowed to steal Hermione’s wand and use it as a chopstick along with your own wand!” This is the story of a transmigrator who single-handedly turned Hogwarts upside down; the story of Hogwarts' top brass frantically revising the school rules just to keep our protagonist in check; this... should be an interesting story. 16.5kReads9.0Score2kShelves
25. 1075 告 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？ Surely Not a Couch Potato怕不是咸鱼Urban413k WordsCompleted Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 11.8kReads9.0Score1kShelves

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    It's a text about laughter, but please don't read it while eating, sleeping, or in class, or you'll burst out laughing! 😠🥰🥰😏😏😳🤦🤦

26. 1076 影 My Actor Ex Became a Sensation on a Parenting Show by Doing Everything Backward 影帝前任在娃综靠反向带娃爆火了 Liang Chujiu凉初九Modern Romance524k WordsCompleted [Showbiz Parenting Variety Show + Flirty Sweet Romance + Goofy Comedy + Lighthearted] Four years ago. Su Xian, a young dragon who had been asleep for many years, chose to descend from the mountain. With a goal in mind, she picked the most handsome human man, the one who best matched her taste, and lured him into her clutches. After having a little dragon, Su Xian heartlessly kept the child and dumped the father. Four years later. Because of her little dragon, Su Xian descended from the mountain 1.4kReads9.1Score162Shelves
27. 1077 沃 Gold Grows from Fertile Soil: He Returns to the Countryside 沃土生金：禾归乡野 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩12k WordsCompleted Golden Harvests from Fertile Soil: Grain Returns to the Countryside 25Reads—Score—Shelves

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28. 1078 大 Great Tang: Stop Pretending, You’re a Peerless Master 大唐：别装了，您就是绝世高人 The Jumping Mouse跳跳的鼠Historical2.1M WordsCompleted Su Yu transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty, awakens a System, and builds a secluded paradise where he can be a carefree young master, living off others and waiting to die. In the first year of the Zhenguan era, a noblewoman trespasses into his estate and is caught red-handed by Su Yu. The noblewoman is shocked: “Everyone is starving. Why does your Ah Huang get meat to eat?” “The Turks are causing trouble and the emperor has suffered humiliation. What’s your plan?” “The great clans hold the governme 28.4kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves
29. 1079 四 Siheyuan: Sunshine and the Joys of Life 四合院：阳光的快乐生活 Ten Years of Lingering Dreams十年殘夢Male-Channel Fanfiction464k WordsCompleted Yang Guang, a devious, sharp-tongued punk, transmigrates to the 1960s and becomes part of the cast of the TV series Courtyard House. He activates a lucky draw System and enjoys a happy life. The First Master wants to guilt-trip me into supporting him? I'll start by undermining the people he expects to care for him in old age. The Second Master wants to throw his weight around? I'll send him inside early to pick up the soap. The Third Master wants to take advantage of me? Let's see who ends up ta 17.3kReads8.6Score832Shelves
30. 1080 大 Great Qin: The First Emperor of Qin Video Calls Me 大秦：秦始皇与我视频通话 Old Tangerine老柑橘Historical1.1M WordsCompleted The good news: I lost my phone. The bad news: Qin Shi Huang found it. “How is my Great Qin doing?” “It's doomed! It falls after just two generations!” “Young man, save Great Qin!” “I've got three hundred ways to live a healthy life. Study them carefully, and preferably make it to seventy or eighty!” “Young man, I'll take your word for it!” “Take out Zhao Gao!” Was what Great Qin lacked really a map of the world? Could killing one Zhao Gao really make Great Qin last? Hidden murderous intent, 5.2kReads9.1Score532Shelves

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    This is a book far superior to 95% of similar works! I absolutely adore the character "happy"—the Qin bamboo slips unearthed from his tomb miraculously cleared Qin Shi Huang of the stigma of being a "tyrant." It's hard to imagine that a minor historian would encapsulate his life's beliefs in bamboo slips related to the Qin Dynasty. Qin Shi Huang laid the immortal foundation for Chinese civilization, yet he is harshly criticized and labeled by later generations. No one at the time could understand his vision, and many novels portray him as a mindless brute, which is truly a pity. But this book depicts the Qin Dynasty as I envision it: it not only allows niche historical figures like "Xi" to shine, but also transcends black-and-white stereotypes, revealing the logic behind the characters' actions. Enough said, I'm hooked!

31. 1081 瓜 The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽13k WordsCompleted The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail 599Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These lighthearted and humorous cookies are perfect for relieving stress and a relaxing bedtime treat.

32. 1082 整 Unorthodox Martial Arts: I Sweep Aside Fierce Beasts with Ridiculous Tricks 整活武道：我靠骚操作横扫凶兽 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩21k WordsCompleted Martial Arts Mayhem: I Sweep Aside Ferocious Beasts with Outrageous Tricks 11Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 1083 开EN Immortal from Birth: Everyone Thinks I'm Invincible 开局长生不死，谁都以为我无敌 No Longer So Young以非当年少Eastern Fantasy7.3M WordsOngoing Chen Changan stayed by his beautiful master's side for ten thousand years. He neither aged nor died, yet he was never able to cultivate. In the end, his master drove him away, and he traveled through the mortal world with his companion, the qilin Da Huang. After returning to the Chen family, he obtained a natural embryonic pearl and finally acquired a method of cultivation. Even Chen Changan never imagined that his cultivation talent had actually been lying in the womb all along? 165.2kReads9.0Score10.5kShelves
34. 1084 女 The Goddess's Roommate, a Divine Conman 女神的合租神棍 Apache阿帕奇Urban4.2M WordsCompleted A fortune-teller comes down from the mountains, carrying an extraordinary legacy and a host of skills. With a mysterious art of reading the heavens, Qin Ning arrives in the dazzling city. He reads fortunes, makes a little money, and occasionally defies fate to change someone’s fortunes. See how he enjoys life in the city and begins a wonderful life sharing a home... 16.9kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
35. 1085 都 Urban: The Prodigal Turns Over a New Leaf, and the Nation Calls on Me to Crack a Major Case 都市：浪子回头，国家请我破大案 Codonopsis-Stewed Chicken党参炖鸡Urban1.1M WordsCompleted They say that nine times out of ten, life doesn't go as planned, and that people are born to suffer. But Zhang Yang doesn't agree. He was abandoned at the gate of an orphanage as a child, but fortunately, he met a kind-hearted director. Fate had other plans, though: to make a living, he became a universally despised pickpocket. Then, by chan 27.2kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves

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    [Cool][Cool] This is a masterpiece by Tomato! This book is truly amazing. Every chapter is either funny or on its way to being funny. I feel like I'll laugh my abs off after reading this book, hahaha! This is really the pinnacle of comedy, and it's my absolute favorite novel that I've ever read on Tomato.

36. 1086 大 The Tang Dynasty’s Eldest Grandson: Grandpa, Want a Chicken Cutlet? 大唐皇长孙：皇爷爷！你吃鸡排吗 Jackfruit Sheep菠萝蜜多羊Historical2.7M WordsOngoing Li Yi transmigrates into the past and becomes Li Shimin’s eldest grandson! He gets the Old Geezer Treasure Chest System, which binds him to Li Shimin. All he has to do is get under Old Li’s skin to trigger a treasure chest drop! Li Yi: “Grandpa Emperor, do you want some chicken?” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, Grandpa Emperor doesn’t eat any.” Li Yi: “Then I’ll eat it!” Li Shimin: “Good grandson, do you want some lychees?” Li Yi: “Sure!” Li Shimin: “Grandson, how have your studies been going lately? 153.2kReads8.1Score18.2kShelves
37. 1087 大 Great Tang: An Eight-Year-Old Brat Who Drives Li Shimin Crazy 大唐：八岁熊孩子，气疯李世民 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Historical1.2M WordsCompleted Li Ke, the third prince of the Great Tang, gets a sign-in System and does countless reckless things, driving Li Shimin mad. Li Shimin: “You little brat! What the hell have you done now?!” Li Ke: “QAQ Father, why are you yelling? I only tried on an outfit.” Li Shimin: “Oh, you were trying on clothes. Then that’s fine. What clothes?” Li Ke: “The imperial robe.” Li Shimin: “?? I, your father, I, the emperor, I… I’ll kill you!” Their loving father-son life is all here. [Great Tang] [System] [Bratty 10.5kReads8.9Score746Shelves

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    Despite their genre, these two books are packed with laughs—the kind that will wake you up laughing in the middle of the night.

38. 1088 沙 The Goofy Female Side Character Can't Hang On Anymore. I'm Done, I'll Run You All Over 沙雕女配苟不住，麻了，创飞你们 Pause and Forget且停且忘Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r 11.2kReads9.1Score1kShelves

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    I found the third book quite funny, and importantly, the whole thing didn't make me feel awkward at all; it was genuinely funny in a serious way~(￣▽￣~)

39. 1089 和 My Best Friend and I Became the Fake and Real Heiresses, and the Big Shots Begged to Cuddle Up 和闺蜜穿成真假千金，大佬求贴贴 Narcissus Studies Hard纳西斯好好学习Modern Romance291k WordsCompleted [Best friends transmigrate together and join forces | Both couples are chaste | Silly and hilarious] Lazy, sharp-tongued biological heiress heroine x overachiever, bargain-hunting fake heiress best friend My best friend and I transmigrated together and became the real and fake heiresses of a wealthy family, sworn enemies on the surface. The whole capital's social circle was waiting for us to tear into each other, while our scumbag rich dad put us through one test after another to make us fight. 865Reads—Score100Shelves

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    Haha, this book is so much fun! [Heart][heart]

40. 1090 系 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽12k WordsCompleted The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 1kReads—Score—Shelves
41. 1091 灵 The Supernatural Constable Gu Tiandao 灵异捕快古天刀 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩Mystery621k WordsOngoing The winding smoke of everyday life rises through the city's urban villages, concealing countless human joys and sorrows, while wronged spirits of the dead roam the streets. Gu Tiandao, a food delivery rider, unexpectedly gains the ability to communicate with spirits and ends up moonlighting as a paranormal detective. He has to keep up with the rent, deliver food, and put up with his station manager exploiting him, all while handling one bizarre case after another: unjustly dead spirits, lingeri 46Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 1092 厨 The God of Cooking and the Demon Beasts: Oh No, We're the Ingredients! 厨神，妖兽：不好，我们成食材了 Jiu Yu九语Eastern Fantasy6.8M WordsOngoing A chef transmigrates to a fantasy world and awakens the strongest Chef God System. Whenever someone praises a dish he makes, his talent, physique, and insight improve. Well, this is an instant takeoff. What's more, his dishes have special effects: they can strengthen the body, nourish one's health, and clear away hidden injuries… The entire sect goes wild. From the Ancestor, Supreme Elders, and Sect Master to the servant disciples, everyone goes crazy for a taste. The Sect Master say 67.1kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves
43. 1093 放 He Gave Up a Trillion-Dollar Fortune to Enlist, and Now the Goddess Is in Tears 放弃万亿家产，入伍后女神急哭了 Climb a Tree to Catch a Cat上树逮猫Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Explosive, Satisfying Read + The Army's Ultimate Trickster + Passionate Military Life + Lighthearted Comedy + High-Energy Twists] Qin Luo transmigrated into the body of a super-rich heir who rinsed his mouth with bird's nest every day and ate lobster as an appetizer. His billionaire father had only one requirement of him: spend a hundred million every month. But the life of throwing money around every day had gradually grown boring. By chance, Qin Luo ran into the woman of his dreams. He decide 19kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
44. 1094 快 Run! The Hilarious Heiress Is Taking Everyone Down Equally 快跑！沙雕千金她平等创飞所有人 Four Times Four Is Sixteen四四十六Modern Romance501k WordsCompleted [An Unconventional Real-versus-Fake Heiress Story + Everyone’s Favorite + No Brains + Romance Included, but Very Little] She transmigrates as a fake heiress, and from the start the real heiress accuses her of pushing her into the water. Yu Fuyi considers herself a considerate person, so she kicks the real heiress straight into the water. Her fake dad tries to slap her, but Yu Fuyi strikes first and teaches him a lesson with a slap of her own. The original owner was a spoiled troublemaker, so Yu 2.1kReads9.3Score280Shelves
45. 1095 乞 No Beggars, Monks, Big-Footed Women, or Dogs Allowed 乞丐和尚大脚女人与狗不得入内 Old Huang老黄Historical533k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the Ming dynasty, Chen Lin got the good news that he was born into a landowning family, and the bad news that his parents had both died, his inheritance had been seized, and he had ultimately been kicked out of the house. Fine, fine. If you won't let me live, then we'll all die together. The System said that if Zhu Yuanzhang kills me, I can return to the modern world. Let's see how this goes... Chen Lin: Esteemed guest, this dish is called Pig Yuan Palm. It comes from Fen 4.3kReads7.2Score183Shelves
46. 1096 冥 Underworld Leaderboard Mission Guide 冥界榜一任务攻略指南 Fewer Werewolves, Please狼人少一点Fantastical Romance286k WordsCompleted [One-on-one romance | A flexible, survival-minded, drama-loving heroine × a distant, devoted, and steadfast male lead | Several secondary couples with tragic romances | The second male lead's pursuit of love ends in heartbreak] After a disastrous turn of events, Meng Jiang transmigrates to the Underworld a thousand years in the past. What? Save all living beings? (You've got to be kidding. I always keep a low profile; empty fame means nothing to me.) What??? I only have a year of yin lifespan, a 90Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Without exaggeration, the powerful spiritual energy flowing into her body felt incredibly exhilarating. Compared to the little spa treatment Brother Long had given her with spiritual energy before, this was a hundred or even a thousand times more pleasurable! The vast spiritual energy within her surged and churned, and Meng Jiang felt an unprecedented sense of power. In that instant, it was as if she were the supreme being of this world, the controller of all living beings! In her mind, some voice chuckled eerily. "Hahahaha, Chu Li, you did very well!" "Continue to absorb souls, refine them, and you will possess ever-growing power!" "You will become the most powerful being in the world, obtaining everything you desire!"... Meng Jiang suddenly snapped back to reality, her back drenched in cold sweat. Unparalleled power, a seductive voice. She had only experienced it briefly, yet she had almost become addicted, unable to extricate herself. Just then, a sudden change occurred. Streaks of black veins, as if alive, instantly covered Chu Li's entire body with lightning speed. Even his cheeks were covered in crisscrossing black veins, resembling a demon. A sudden burst of crimson light flashed in Chu Li's eyes, and countless voices screamed wildly in his mind, engulfing his consciousness like a tidal wave. With a "thud," the black soul banner seemed to lose its support, crashing heavily to the ground, the screams within abruptly ceasing. Everything went black, and Chu Li collapsed onto the bed. At the same time, almost without thinking, Meng Jiang quickly recited an incantation. A flash of white light, and Meng Jiang opened her eyes. Since her previous ordeal with Sister Peacock, Meng Jiang had carefully examined Old Zhang's cheat sheet of incantations. It was truly impossible to guard against; she hadn't expected there to be a few lines of small writing on the back of that paper. "In case of any unforeseen circumstances, recite the following incantation to interrupt the empathy..." The despair and collapse Meng Jiang felt at that moment were indescribable. Old Zhang's thrifty instincts were truly pervasive; he even tried to save money on a single sheet of paper! Once bitten, twice shy. This time, Meng Jiang was prepared; seeing the situation was unfavorable, she immediately interrupted the empathy and escaped unscathed. Hesitating for only three seconds, Meng Jiang rushed out of the room like a gust of wind, heading straight for the Yaoming Pavilion. Her path was unimpeded. Meng Jiang had already unlocked the right to freely enter and exit the Punishment Department before, let alone now, with her rising through the ranks, things were completely different. Standing before the painting, Meng Jiang hesitated for a moment, then slowly extended her hand. A flash of white light, and Meng Jiang crossed the boundary again. But as soon as she entered, Meng Jiang was struck dumb, frozen on the spot. In the dim candlelight, two figures had appeared in the secret chamber, seemingly out of nowhere.

47. 1097 蒙 Wrongfully Imprisoned for Five Years, the Business World's Disowned Son Returns in Triumph 蒙冤五载，商界弃子强势归来 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩22k WordsCompleted Falsely Accused for Five Years, the Business World's Castoff Returns in Force 8Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 1098 穿 I Transmigrated into a Blond Delinquent and Resolved to Stay Away from the Heroine 穿越成黄毛的我决心远离女主 May the Wind Carry Me Away希望能被大风吹飞Urban1.4M WordsOngoing Lin Yu doesn’t understand why he transmigrated here. When other people transmigrate, they either end up in a cultivation world, where one sword can overwhelm ten thousand enemies, or in a historical dynasty, where they can change history and hold power over the court. At the very least, they might transmigrate to a few decades ago, use their knowledge of the future to get rich, and build a harem. Who would transmigrate to a place like this?! 34.5kReads8.7Score2.2kShelves

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    The story of the blond guy's redemption is hilarious and full of funny moments.

49. 1099 假EN The Fake Heiress's Thoughts Are Leaking—So She's Giving Up and Grabbing Popcorn 假千金心声泄露后，彻底摆烂吃瓜 Zong Li纵里Modern Romance670k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Mind-Reading While Following the Gossip + Silly Jokes and Memes + Wild Imagination + Everyone’s Favorite] Ye Xunzhi, a modern college student with a fragile heart, transmigrates into a book. The good news: Even though she’s the fake heiress and gets kicked out of the wealthy family, her grandfather’s family seems pretty powerful, especially her several older brothers, each of whom is a major asset. The bad news: No one in this family meets a good end. Maybe because they’re all bound b 26.3kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves

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    This is hilarious! Everyone's such a goofball, it made me laugh so hard I almost got rich! Even my kid says I look like an idiot laughing. [Laughing and crying emojis]

50. 1100 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 10.6kReads8.8Score958Shelves

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    The funniest one I've ever read, the kind that makes you laugh so hard you fall over.

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