Novels That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You Pound the Bed, With Eight-Pack Abs!!! 能把人笑到捶床，八块腹肌的小说！！！

1. 301 网 Online Game: I Became a Parasite on a Wild Monster 网游：我成了野怪身上的寄生虫 Spicy Pickled Peppers and Pork Ribs糟辣椒炒排骨Sports1.3M WordsCompleted [No System, Complete] “Why is my character a parasite?” Chen Yuan stared blankly at his game character. It was way too tiny. Even a maggot was longer! “Ding! You attack a monster, dealing 0 damage!” Looking at the parasite’s stats, all of which were 0.001, Chen Yuan didn’t know what to say. “Who would even play a game like this?” In a fit of anger, he immediately chose to quit the game… 427Reads8.4Score103Shelves
2. 302 穿 I Transmigrated to Sell Fake Medicine, Losing Money to Save the World 穿越倒卖假药，亏本拯救世界 Here Comes the A-Ba-A-Ba Monster啊吧啊吧怪来喽Eastern Fantasy151k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted and Humorous + No Heroine + Farming + Scheming System + Getting Strong by Giving Up] After transmigrating into the body of a good-for-nothing abandoned by his sect, he was cornered at his door by a tyrant from the Pill Sect, who demanded protection money from the start. Jia Yi thought his life was over, but who could have guessed that the “loss-making System” he’d bound to would turn around and give him three Heart-Eroding Fruits? The tyrant snatched them and ate them. Purple flam —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   [I'm especially recommending this excellent fantasy novel with a fresh and imaginative plot] The opening of the story is truly original and refreshing. The writing is smooth and delicate, and most importantly, there are no flaws! Highly recommended!

3. 303 坐 The Lu Family’s Eldest Daughter Is Back After Ten Years in Prison 坐了10年牢的陆家大姑娘回来了 Heartfelt at Midnight深夜走心Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Lu Xiaoxia, who is serving a prison sentence, is reborn at the age of 19, on the very day her stepmother gives her to a scumbag as a present. Having killed, done time, and fought for her life against prison bullies, Lu Xiaoxia starts dishing out payback from the start. The scumbag is right outside the door? She cripples him right from the start. Her stepmother schemes to squeeze every last bit of value out of her? She makes her pay back every cent, with interest. The house is crawling with monst 36.8kReads9.1Score4.9kShelves
4. 304 玄 The Metaphysics Expert Is Back at Her Street Stall 玄学大佬她又去摆地摊了 Tomato洋柿子Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Original titles: The Fortune-Telling Street Vendor Is Actually a Mystical Arts Ancestor?! and The Mystical Arts Big Shot Is Back at Her Street Stall [Fortune-telling + ghost-catching + feng shui + powerful protagonist + no romance, thriving solo + gossip + episodic stories] The junior sister of the Zhengyang Sect, sealed away for a thousand years, wakes up reborn in the body of a girl whose parents don't care for her. The girl wants to go to school, so she'll have to earn her own tuition. So We 43.5kReads9.4Score6kShelves
5. 305 女 After My Sister Exposed My Identity as a Cross-Dressing Master 女装大佬身份被妹妹曝光后 Pig on the Iceberg冰山上的来猪Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Mo Yichen discovers that he has transmigrated, only to be forced by the Cross-Dressing Streamer System to take on a task that requires him to livestream in women’s clothes. [Ding! Complete the task “Gain 10,000 Followers on Livestream” to receive one Pure-Pink Dolphin Phantom account and 500,000,000.00 Dolphin Coins.] [Ding! Complete the task “Snipe G from 700 Meters” to receive one Pure-Pink Lykan supercar.] [Ding! Win the underground street race to receive one Pure-Pink Cross-Dressing Streamer 1kReads6.2Score135Shelves
6. 306 白 Daytime Passion 白日缠欢 Red Radish Umbrella红萝伞Modern Romance369k WordsCompleted [Print edition published] [Age Gap + Possessive Male Lead + Intense Push and Pull + Domineering Pursuit + Coercive Love] A ruthless, powerful ruler × a seemingly delicate, willful young woman That year, Ye Ning disguised herself as a pushover to infiltrate the wealthy Xie family of North City and make ends meet. Who could have guessed that the luxurious mansion would become her prison, and she its caged bird, left for one man to toy with as he pleased? One night, the man, reeking of alcohol, pu 11.3kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves
7. 307 满 A Max-Level Boss Turns into a Mental Patient and Lets Loose 满级大佬穿成精神病后放飞自我了 Knowing My Heart安知我意Modern Romance431k WordsCompleted (Overpowered protagonist + putting scumbags in their place + sweet romance + comedy) When everyone was acting crazy, Chu Wenye kept calling Sang Jiu “Uncle” every other breath. Sang Jiu also thought Chu Wenye was a good kid, just not quite right in the head. Until one day, Sang Jiu beat several scumbags so badly they were crawling on the ground right in front of Chu Wenye. Sang Jiu lied to him: “I’m actually a hidden master, burdened with the mission of restoring the martial world and passing on 21.7kReads9.2Score2.6kShelves
8. 308 从 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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   To be on the safe side, I decided to once again play the role of a sabotage team, deliberately slowing down the advance and fighting passively to buy time for the Allies to retreat. When my teammates charged forward, I deliberately shouted, "Slow down! Watch out for ambushes! Advance cautiously!" When my teammates were about to fire, I deliberately stopped them, saying, "Don't rush! Observe carefully first, avoid misjudgment!" The whole team was completely under my control, and their advance speed was reduced by half. I secretly gloated: Yes! That's it! Slower! Slower still! Give the Allies more time to retreat, preferably until everyone is gone, then we don't even need to fight this battle! But just as I was doing my best to stall and slow down the pace, something absurd happened...

9. 309 穿 Book Transmigration: The Yandere Villain Forced Me to Marry Him, and Now I’m Hooked 穿书：被病娇反派强娶后我真香了 Awake Before Dawn夙未眠Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate Into a Book + Mind Reading + Salted Fish System + Yandere + Villain + Redemption + 1v1, Both Chaste + Absurd Comedy + Sweet Romance] Transmigrating into the role of the most miserable villain’s concubine, Yun Miaomiao just wants to ditch the bad-luck magnet, latch onto the male lead as soon as possible, and be a salted fish who eats for free and waits to die! Who knew her request for a divorce would be rejected, and that she’d somehow become the crown prince’s consort? Thinking of 570Reads8.9Score102Shelves
10. 310 狼 The Year of the Wolf and Tiger 狼虎之年 Wild Fox野狐Urban186k WordsCompleted A panoramic survey of the raw emotional lives of people from different age groups and social classes in China today, vividly depicting the good and evil, beauty and ugliness of human nature amid the country’s rapid social transformation. It lays bare the conflicts and friction between people’s emotions and reality. 10.9kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves
11. 311 荒 King of the Wilderness 荒野之王 Continue Writing Spring and Autumn续写春秋Urban2.0M WordsCompleted On the deserted National Highway 318, a beautiful young woman flagged down Cang Yunfeng’s car. Any seasoned driver who regularly traveled through Tibet would know what was going on... 94.4kReads9.5Score9.1kShelves
12. 312 爆 Hilarious Transmigration: The Prince Is Such a Green-Tea Master! 爆笑穿越：王爷他是个绿茶精！ A Song of Elegance风雅一颂Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted She was a medical prodigy from the 21st century and a bona fide tomboy. Who would have thought she’d be literally killed by a scheming green tea bitch? After she transmigrated, Yun Nishang gritted her teeth and swore that this time she’d become an expert green tea bitch, raising hell and calling the shots to avenge herself! Instead, she married His Highness Prince Jin, who was said to be so frail a gust of wind could knock him over, and liable to drop dead at any moment... Then she accidentally 1.9kReads9.1Score252Shelves
13. 313 乡 The Rustic Little Miracle Doctor 乡野小医神 Lin Zhi Huo林之火Urban10.0M WordsOngoing [Countryside + miracle doctor + getting rich + farming + multiple heroines] Liu Ping'an of Qingshui Village gets beaten up for protecting his neighbor, but the misfortune turns out to be a blessing in disguise. From then on, he grows crops, raises fish, develops hot springs, builds a resort, and promotes tourism, transforming impoverished Qingshui Village into a thriving place. After that, Liu Ping'an enjoys a comfortable life in the countryside... 34.1kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves
14. 314 恶 The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人 Jiu Yue Yu久月鱼Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 69.8kReads9.4Score9.4kShelves
15. 315 快 Quick Transmigration: This Goofy Host Refuses to Do Her Missions 快穿：沙雕宿主就是不想做任务 Goodnight, Strawberry Jam晚安草莓酱Ancient Romance677k WordsCompleted System No. 99 was bound to a wacky Host. It thought it had gotten a weakling, but then... First world: Zhao Miaomiao wondered why she had to become the emperor's favorite consort. Wouldn't it be better to take the emperor on as her lackey? Second world: When Zhao Miaomiao saw people making money by selling her autographed photos, she came up with a plan to get rich: the hottest young star starts livestreaming signed photos for sale, guaranteed authentic, shipped out fast. Third world: Being the 340Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    These two books are absolutely hilarious, especially the second one where bodyguards shower cherry blossoms and pearls upon the characters' first appearance—it's absolutely brilliant, hahaha!

16. 316 星 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 15Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 317 瓜 The Melon-Field Writer's Epic Fail 瓜田写手翻车记 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽13k WordsCompleted The Melon-Field Writer’s Epic Fail 599Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Lighthearted and sweet short stories, humorous and silly, purely sweet with no angst, featuring engaging characters, perfect for a bedtime snack~

18. 318 山 Night-Blooming Jasmine in the Mountain Village 山村夜来香 Langya Swordsman琅琊刀客Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Mitao Village has beautiful mountains, beautiful waters, and even more beautiful people. There's a young man in the village named Tiezhu. This lucky fool unexpectedly gains an unparalleled inheritance, and from then on the mountain village is transformed. The roads improve, the people grow wealthy... 17.8kReads8.7Score1.3kShelves
19. 319 吃 The Gossip-Lover Wants to Stay Anonymous 吃瓜群众不想拥有姓名 Soy Milk Pudding Milk Tea豆乳布丁奶茶Modern Romance291k WordsCompleted Transmigrating into books is all the rage these days, and Zhu Yaya decided to get in on the trend. She transmigrated into the recent hit masterpiece, The Overbearing Him, Pure Love, along with a freshly launched, third-rate System. Transmigrating into a book was one thing, but she became a nobody with no screen time, just there to watch the drama unfold!! System: Your next task is to watch the drama. Zhu Yaya was secretly delighted. How hard could that be? So she started tailing the male and fem 990Reads9.1Score101Shelves
20. 320 系 The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband: Plaster and Ink Fragrance 系统逼我闺蜜给我换了个老公——石膏与墨香 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽12k WordsCompleted The System Made My Best Friend Find Me a New Husband, Plaster and the Scent of Ink 1kReads—Score—Shelves
21. 321 一 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 20Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 322 异 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Flower-Waisted Wanderer花腰浪子Eastern Fantasy638k WordsOngoing Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 954Reads8.3Score105Shelves

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    It pleases me greatly!

23. 323 废 The Useless Spirit Supporter: I’d Rather Die Than Dig Up Wild Vegetables 废材辅灵师：打死也不挖野菜 Pepper Monkey花椒猴Ancient Romance820k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + Otherworldly Continent + Hunting and Farming + Alchemy + Crafting] If talent falls short, good fortune can make up the difference. On the Continent of Shifeng, a year has three seasons: the warm season, the flood season, and the cold season. There are twenty-four months in a year. Men awaken as Martial Spirit Masters and hunt strange beasts; women awaken as Support Spirit Masters and practice alchemy, crafting, and farming. After transmigrating into the body of a useless you 51kReads9.3Score5.4kShelves
24. 324 只 As Long as They Have Health Bars, I'll Kill Even the Gods 只要有血条，神明也杀给你看 Don't Eat Fish Porridge不吃鱼粥Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Hunter: You can see the health bars of all things, and every attack is guaranteed to deal damage, even to gods!] [Stalker: Stealth through the darkness, hunt beneath the light!] [Executioner: The time for your sentence has come!] “Come on, come on, take a blade!” “Immortal? Once your health bar hits zero, you die!” “As long as it has a health bar, I can kill it, even if it’s a god!” The dark side of the world, a shattered map, strange creatures from the abyss... There is no light behind them, 130kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves

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    A smile and no sound

25. 325 酒 The Clingy Drunk 酒后粘人精 The Di Jiang Divine Beast, Who Has Everything Go Smoothly一切顺利的帝江神兽9k WordsCompleted A Clingy Drunk 11.5kReads—Score—Shelves
26. 326 震 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊！玄学大佬被读心了 Yellow Peach Tutu黄桃土土Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 378.3kReads9.5Score76.8kShelves
27. 327 暴 After Getting Rich, the Heiress Took on the Entire Entertainment Industry 暴富之后，大小姐怼遍了全娱乐圈 Riding the Wind and Breaking the Waves乘风破浪Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Rebirth + Silly Comedy + A New Kind of Scumbag-Taking-Down + Tons of Systems + There Really Is Only One Variety Show in the Whole Story] After being caught in a storm of scandals, losing her fiancé to another woman, and dying miserably, Fan Er learns that she's the one and only granddaughter the richest man lost years ago, and the original female lead of this world. Reborn, Fan Er first returns to her family and reclaims her heritage. What do revenge and face-slapping the terrible couple matter 755Reads9.3Score127Shelves

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    Both of these books are hilarious.

28. 328 春 Drowning Kisses on a Spring Night 春夜溺吻 Ling Jiang聆姜Modern Romance272k WordsCompleted Devoted to One Another | Mutual Flirting | All Heat, No Heart A shameless, leggy F1 driver vs. an aerospace expert who's drop-dead gorgeous Xu Zhouye, the young master of the Xu family in the capital, is a legend in the paddock and a three-time WDC champion. As famous as his driving skills are his ridiculously handsome face and an interview after a race. Before the podium, a reporter asked if he had a girlfriend. Looking utterly listless, he answered bluntly, “I'm spending my whole life with my 99.2kReads9.2Score19.3kShelves

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    The female lead is cool and the male lead is handsome.

29. 329 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 330 推 Reading the Secrets of Heaven: Releasing the Prodigy Rankings from the Start 推演天机：开局发布天骄榜 Lang Lang Tianming浪浪天铭Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted Xie Chen transmigrated to the Tianchen Continent, became the master of the Heavenly Dao Hall, and awakened the Heavenly Dao System. To make the Heavenly Dao Hall famous in this world, Xie Chen created the Prodigy Rankings from the start. Gu Ling: “What? I’m the esteemed Demon Prince of the Demon Clan, yet I’m only third on the Prodigy Rankings?” Xiao Yan: “How is this possible? I’m recognized as the strongest prodigy in the Eastern Region, yet I’m only fifth on the rankings?” Dao Canghai: “Sigh, 20.9kReads8.0Score1.2kShelves

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    Holy crap, holy crap 🌿🌿🌿, the male protagonist awakens a Heavenly Dao System, starts by creating a list of prodigies, and all the hidden masters of various sects are exposed, making it impossible for them to hide their true identities. I almost fell off the bed laughing, the jokes were so dense they were suffocating.

31. 331 八 1980s Military Marriage: The Madcap Days of Jiang, the Cannon-Fodder Chef 八零军婚：炮灰江大厨的发疯日常 Poor Sanqi!贫穷的三七呀！Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Period setting + pocket dimension + witty heroine + straight-man hero + scene-stealing kid Xie Yuanqing: Whatever you need, leave it all to me. Jiang Chang: Brother, you're such a great guy. How about we become sworn brothers? Xie Yuanqing: Why are you covering your nose? Jiang Chang: Bro, there's such a strong smell of the red-light district on you, it's choking me. Xie Yuanqing: You mean the smell of someone who's been traveling all day? Xie Yuanqing: Is my back smooth? Jiang Chang: That's 3.6kReads9.0Score425Shelves

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    ☘️This book is amazing! It's packed with laughs right from the start, the female lead's mouth is incredible, and the author's writing is superb! [Thumbs up] The female lead is a time traveler who was killed by her apprentice in her previous life. In this life, her apprentice is transported with her, and the female lead sees right through it all! The female lead is the comedian, and the male lead is the straight man; they have such great chemistry!

32. 332 将 The General Wants to Lay Down His Armor 将军要卸甲 A Mere Mortal in This World1984世间一俗人1984Ancient Romance915k WordsCompleted Before transmigrating, Lin Qi was the owner of a private company. Somehow, she ended up in the Great Qian dynasty, an alternate historical world ravaged by years of war, where the people were suffering and famine had struck. See how she turns her circumstances around and rises to the top… 5.3kReads9.0Score532Shelves
33. 333 笑 Laughter Fills the Martial World: The Cracked Pot and the Drake 笑满江湖：破罐与鸭公 The Forms of the Mystic Sea玄海辙形Urban370k WordsCompleted Cave abodes, deserted islands, tomb raiding, immersive settings, thrilling action, suspense, wild imagination, the System, variety... Hilarious, comical, relaxing and fun, endlessly clever and entertaining, with occasional unusual sentence structures, ingenious plots, and unexpected twists... Promotion has barely even started... Endless, relaxing fun is the main theme. The story depicts the absurd and embarrassing mishaps that befall Pot-Breaker and Duck-Head through sheer coincidence, then u 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A young man, leaving the barbershop and rubbing his head, overheard a child say, "You have a cat's head!" He couldn't vent his anger, and his already irritable temper flared, but he could only swallow his irritation. It was a child he couldn't argue with or hit, especially since he had such thick hair and a shaved head—a style he thought was very imposing. But that wasn't enough. The mischievous child, from who-knows-where, produced some white, dropping-like substance and flicked it from behind, landing bird droppings on the back of his head. The young man felt something on the back of his head, touched it, looked at it, and then smelled it. It stank so badly he fanned his nose repeatedly. Turning around, he saw the child who had called him a cat running away, shouting, "Haha! It's bird droppings!" The young man, momentarily hesitant, was enraged: This time, he wouldn't let him get away with it! Thinking of turning to chase after him, the child, though small, was surprisingly agile, moving quickly and nimbly through the streets and alleys. The young man, though large in stature, was clumsy, slipping and nearly falling several times as he turned. The two, so different in size and height, ran and chased each other through the streets and alleys, attracting surprised and reproachful glances from passersby. They chased each other to a large lawn. Just as the young man was about to catch the child, reaching out to grab the child's shirt, he stumbled, tripping over a protruding stone. Ignoring the sharp pain in his toe, he got up and continued the chase. They were almost neck and neck again when, at the crucial moment, the child climbed a large camphor tree beside a deep stream. The young man followed suit, and the child climbed to the other side of the stream using a small branch. Looking at the branch he couldn't lift, the young man could only blink helplessly. Just then, the child picked up a small stone on the opposite bank and said to the young man, "You idiot, give me twenty yuan to buy some candy, or I'll make sure you grow two crooked horns on your forehead!" The young man, already dumbfounded, panicked upon hearing this. His remaining courage instantly turned into angry curses: "You little beast, if I catch you, I'll teach you a lesson!" Before he finished speaking, there was a "snap" sound as if a leaf had been pierced. Before the young man could dodge, there was a "thud" on his forehead, followed by a sharp pain. He involuntarily cried out, "Ouch!" "Ouch, does it hurt?" The child mocked, mimicking the young man. "Still going to curse?" "I'll curse you, you brat! See if you won't learn your lesson until you're dead!" "You still dare to talk back! Take this stone!" The child then picked up another stone and threw it at him. As the slow-moving stone hurtled towards his chest, the young man, unable to dodge from the tree, could only watch helplessly. The stone struck his left chest, and he involuntarily cried out, "Ouch!" "How's that? Uncle! Still going to curse? Want to burn money to ward off bad luck or donate more to the hospital? You're in my hands now, don't move an inch! If the leaves even whisper, I'll make you bruised and battered—no, worse, your head will bleed!" The young man panicked, his hands and feet flailing about on the tree branch, unsteady on his feet. He knew that catching the little brat would require some chance encounter. Then, through the leaves, he saw the child picking up another stone, and he panicked even more, his hands and feet flailing wildly in the tree. Hearing the leaves, the child picked up the stone and flung it away in an instant. The leaves moved swiftly, tearing the bark of the branch beneath the young man's feet. "Fine, I'm scared, okay? Let me go, and we'll call it even!" The young man's voice was filled with the shame of bullying a big kid. He didn't want to be taken advantage of by a mere child; that would be both ridiculous and infuriating, a truly serious matter. "Don't speak!" The child shouted. "Here, I can do whatever I want! Do you think anyone's around? I only asked for twenty before, but now you're being so indecisive. Give me two hundred, or I'll draw blood immediately. I'll count to three, one, two..." "Okay, okay, I'll give it to you! I'll break off a twig, tie the money together, and throw it over." The young man's tone shifted from pleading to ingratiating, making the child laugh. He said, "Hurry up, I want candy, I can't wait any longer." The young man had no choice but to break off a twig, tie the money together, and throw it across the river. The little kid picked up the money and a stone, saying, "Thank you for sparing my life!" "Thank you for sparing my life! Thank you! Thank you so much!" The child turned and ran away, disappearing into the distance. Watching the little kid's retreating figure in the distance, the young man could only blink helplessly. He truly hadn't expected such a brat to exist in the world. A young man, a behemoth to a child, being bullied by a mere child—the thought was unbearable. Not wanting to spread the word, the young man could only curse inwardly.

34. 334 番 Notes from the Tomato Novel Team 番茄小说团队随笔 Tomato Novel Team番茄小说团队297k WordsOngoing Hello, dear readers! This book is an original work by the Tomato Novel team. The first volume will introduce you to Tomato Novel in the form of essays. The second will take the form of a novel and reveal the people behind this app and their stories. We hope this helps you get to know us better! 21.9kReads8.4Score27.6kShelves
35. 335 大 Great Tang's Number One Menace 大唐第一祸害 The Song Is Not Yet Finished一曲未完Historical2.3M WordsCompleted His Majesty Li Er was furious. “My machine-gun company has been lured away by that little menace again?!” A minister replied carefully, “Your Majesty, the Japanese envoy was a month behind on his liquor tab at Wangfujing, so the Crown Prince… the Crown Prince just…” Li Er looked disdainful. “Nonsense! Japan is a friendly neighbor of our Great Tang. They’re only a little behind on payment. Would he really go that far?” The minister answered cautiously, “Your Majesty… the debt is 108,000 strings o 46.5kReads8.4Score3.3kShelves

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    🔥 The Number One Scourge of the Tang Dynasty 🔥 2 million+ words (Completed) A scourge that harms heaven and earth, and everyone else! 😃😃😘😘😃😃

36. 336 全 Survival for All: The Top-Ranked Girl Never Watches Where She’s Going 全民求生，榜一她总是不看路 Sigh of Fufeng扶风叹Sports701k WordsOngoing Humanity on Blue Star was dragged into a survival game, and everyone collectively lost their minds. Who can relate? It’s just some lousy game, but it expects us to figure out skills on our own. It gives us a blueprint and expects us to gather materials and make things ourselves. If I could do that, would I be earning just 3,500 a month?! It was supposed to be a road survival game, but now it’s forcing us to learn stuff! Where’s the one-click learning button? Where’s the one-click crafting button 15.4kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves

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    [Laugh][Cool] It's so funny! I gave it a 9.9, But the 0.1 Left is because there were just too many jokes. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and I was pounding the bed! I stayed up until 3 a. M. Reading it, and my stomach hurt from laughing so much. A colleague recommended this book to me, and I was just trying it out, but the more I read, the better it got, and the more addictive it became.

37. 337 玄 Xuanxue Good-for-Nothing: I Read Minds and Fooled the Entire Internet! 玄学废柴：靠读心骗疯全网！ Year of the Red Hare赤兔年Modern Romance328k WordsOngoing As the only good-for-nothing in a family of metaphysical practitioners, Su Yixin was kicked out of the house. To make ends meet, she started livestreaming fortune-telling. She couldn't draw talismans or read feng shui, but she could read minds. "Master, my son is missing. Please tell me where he is!" Listening to the thoughts of the auntie on the call, Su Yuxin heard [Isn't her son hiding under my bed playing video games?] Calmly, she shook her tortoiseshell divination blocks. "Your son has a co —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's thrilling and hilarious, the female lead's acting is superb, and her emotional control is incredibly stable.

38. 338 惊 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚，我在诡异世界当圣父 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery594k WordsCompleted Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 10.5kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    Completely hilarious and excellent books, no filler content.

39. 339 随 The Man Who Joined the Army Is Married, So I Turn Around and Marry His Commander 随军男人已结婚，转头嫁他首长 A Few Days of Spring Chill几日春寒Modern Romance2.0M WordsCompleted 1970s + period setting + substitute marriage + military marriage + devoted couple Qin Shu opened her eyes to find herself on a train, held hostage by a criminal with a gun pressed to her forehead. Her life was hanging by a thread. From the memories she inherited, she learned that the original owner had been sent to marry a soldier in someone else’s place. First, she beat the criminal senseless and secured herself a job at the Public Security Bureau. Then she went to the military base to find th 19kReads8.7Score2.2kShelves
40. 340 我 I Feed Demons with My Own Body in the Demon Suppression Bureau 我在镇魔司以身饲魔 Six Gourds六个葫芦Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted [Get stronger when attacked by monsters + Transmigration + System + Invincible + Comedy + Villain + Demon Suppression Bureau] After transmigrating to a fantasy world overrun by monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a prison guard in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty’s Demon Suppression Bureau. From that day on, strange cases begin piling up in the prison, once known as a living hell and feared for its eerie, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the monsters in the prison scream every night? 69.1kReads9.3Score6.8kShelves
41. 341 为 A Commentary on This Wonderful Otherworld 为美好的异世界献上吐槽 Xiao Luo Wushuang小落无双Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Funny + lighthearted + witty banter] I’m Yun Shu, a transmigrator who loves peace and excels at witty comebacks! My dream is to find a long-haired, straight-haired goddess who’s equally at home entertaining guests and cooking, then live a quiet life with her. But in reality, all I get is a jerk of a System mocking me three times a day, sometimes even giving me an extra serving. So, to stop that thing from mocking me, I set out on a passionate journey to become the strongest in the world. Well.. 41.4kReads9.0Score3.2kShelves
42. 342 招 After Provoking the Villain, the Mad Tyrant Carried Me Off in My Bridal Sedan 招惹反派，疯批暴君掳我花轿洞房 Summer Dream Plucks Stars夏梦摘星Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Over-the-top doting + mad tyrant + farming + building wealth + food + everyday life] After transmigrating into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting actress, how can she extend her family's lives when they have only three months left? The killer is powerful and influential, and ordinary people like us can't afford to offend him. Find a random man and make him take the fall. Three years later, that scapegoat turns out to be a mad tyrant. Thousands of imperial guards clear the way, and on the day 62.5kReads8.8Score7.8kShelves

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    First, it's not recommended to watch this during class or at work. Second, it's not recommended to watch it when elders are around. Finally, it's not recommended for people with heart or respiratory illnesses. Holding back laughter was really difficult; I think I almost suffocated.

43. 343 灵 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery450k WordsCompleted That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 344 魔 The Demon Lord's Favorite Little Husband 魔君偏爱小娇夫 Tao Xichuan陶溪川Ancient Romance228k WordsCompleted Her soul transmigrates? After being struck by lightning and dying, her spirit wanders for days before transmigrating into the nearly dead body of the Demon Lord? But she's not the Demon Lord, and she doesn't have that terrifying power! No power? No problem. The Four Guardian Kings are fiercely loyal to her. They'll help her fight monsters and level up, and even find her a handsome immortal lord for a husband. She fights her way through countless hardships to become a true Demon Lord, then enjoys 2Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    Live your own life well, and don't flaunt your advantages everywhere, or others will be jealous. If you're happy, there's no need to shout it from a megaphone to let the whole world know. Your happiness eating pickles doesn't represent someone else's happiness eating a hamburger. Everyone has a different definition of happiness; in fact, contentment is happiness.

45. 345 读 Mind Reading: Help! Your Father-in-Law Is Impossible to Woo, Crown Princess 读心术：救命！太子妃你爹太难撩 A Tumbler That Won't Fall一颗不倒翁Ancient Romance524k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + System + Transmigrate into a Book + Marriage First, Love Later + Devoted Couple] Jiang Fu transmigrated. The bad news: she became a cannon-fodder supporting female character. The good news: the female lead's father saved her. The bad news: the original cannon-fodder asked Jiang Fu to give her a different life. No more being cannon fodder: she wanted a lifetime of happiness and to marry well. The good news: Jiang Fu was rescued from the water by the female lead's father, making hi 27.6kReads9.2Score3.4kShelves
46. 346 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 32.4kReads9.6Score4.5kShelves

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    This game is incredibly silly at the beginning. It gets really exciting later on. Personally, I think it's pretty good. Those who like a silly beginning followed by a powerful ending should give it a try.

47. 347 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 162.2kReads9.3Score17.1kShelves
48. 348 缘 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生，青春婚约的浪漫传承 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Modern Romance710k WordsCompleted A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 27Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 349 穿 Reincarnated as the Ball in a Runaway Pregnancy? What If I Miscarry from the Start? 穿成带球跑的球？开局流产怎么办 Blue Robes Like Me青衣似我Modern Romance520k WordsCompleted Shen Youjun is an utterly ordinary transmigrator. She has neither a golden finger nor a plot mission, so in a novel she’d only be an average background character. But her dad is a domineering CEO. Her mom is a runaway bride who’s pregnant with his child. Her grandma is an evil mother-in-law. Her grandpa is a business tycoon. She also has an older brother and sister, both genius babies who learned six languages at the age of three. And she was still wetting the bed at three. She’s so ordinary tha 3.7kReads8.0Score182Shelves

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    So hilarious, I can't stop laughing! ✨① The female lead, Shen Youjun, is the "ball" in a novel who ran away pregnant. Less than a day after transmigrating, she experiences her grandmother throwing five million at her mother, her parents' stomach aches and love triangle, her older brother and sister's genius hacker and business prodigy taking turns acting, and now her mother has fallen, and she seems to be facing a miscarriage crisis. ✨② Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Time and Space Administration, transmigrating into a tragic novel to correct the plot, becoming a third-rate nobody, and is also bound to a truth-telling system. From then on, a perfectly good tragic novel takes a sudden turn—during a variety show livestream, when asked why she works so hard... Guest 1: "It reminds me of my hardworking farmer grandfather." Guest 2: "My grandmother is a farmer, I miss her so much." Qiao Xi: "For the money! Two hundred thousand for one appearance, wouldn't you do it? Family, as long as you don't die, work yourself to the bone!" ✨③Original title: "A Street Scoundrel in the Entertainment Industry, Starting with a High-Speed ​​Trip with Robbers" [Entertainment Industry + Silly + Indecent + Memes + Face-Slapping + Mysticism + Illogical]

50. 350 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.2kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves

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