No Romance, Just Ridiculously Hilarious Stories 无CP，特别沙雕搞笑的

1. 51 我 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷36k WordsCompleted My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 319Reads—Score214d adds
2. 52 千 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷29k WordsCompleted A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 61Reads—Score214d adds
3. 53 高 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 32Reads—Score114d adds
4. 54 落 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 9Reads—Score—14d adds
5. 55 缘 Destined Across Three Lifetimes: A Romantic Legacy of Young Love and Marriage 缘定三生，青春婚约的浪漫传承 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Modern Romance710k WordsCompleted A sweet promise spanning their youth, sealed by an engagement. Surrounded by the warmth of family and the passion of youth, they keep their vows and write a romantic story together, full of amusing moments from school and everyday life. From Lin Shimin's admiration for Luo Yimo, to their wondrous chance encounters at all kinds of events, and the hilarious, heartwarming episodes that follow, their story is sure to make you smile. The novel has playful banter between best friends, the warm support 30Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 56 灵 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery450k WordsCompleted That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 57 魔 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction35k WordsCompleted Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 58 清 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance35k WordsCompleted A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 5Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 59 穿 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 60 星 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷11k WordsCompleted Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 13Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 61 剪 The Matchmaker Who Cut My Red Thread Is Now Running a Street Stall with the God of Wealth 剪断我红线的月老，去跟财神摆地摊了 Stray Cat in the Alley2巷子里的野猫229k WordsCompleted The Matchmaker Who Cut My Red Thread Went to Set Up a Street Stall with the God of Wealth 2Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Help! What an amazingly imaginative short story! The God of Love, forced to resign by modern youth, partners with the God of Wealth to set up a street stall. In a moment of madness, he cuts the red thread of fate that the female lead has secretly loved for three years, only to find her an even more perfect match! The first half is hilarious, the second half is so sweet it'll make you stomp your feet. The God of Love's workplace burnout perfectly reflects my own experience, and the God of Wealth's witty remarks are spot-on! A perfect blend of sweet romance and a hilariously imaginative plot, this story is absolutely addictive!

12. 62 六 The Sixties: A Loony Old Trickster and a Pathetic Brat 六十年代：癫癫的老六，废废的崽 Sunflower in the High Tower高阁向阳花Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted [No Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Period Setting + Everyday Family Bonds + Guilt-Free Power Fantasy + Female Lead Has Few Scruples] The third installment about Chang'an and Gu Laoliu “Your dad fell off. Go pick him up.” In the middle of her sleep, Chang'an is kicked flying by an old man with a “Whoosh!” When she wakes again, she looks up at the lunatic squatting on a tree branch, a red pair of underwear on his head. Chang'an says nothing, only sighs. “Daughter, I brought the brigade’s pig 6.7kReads9.1Score70514d adds

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    This hilarious four-part series features a father and daughter who are both incredibly unreliable, and this is a must-watch for anyone feeling down.

13. 63 父 A Father and Daughter Who Are Both Old Foxes Keep Tricking Each Other 父女都是老六，他们互坑 Sunflower in the High Tower高阁向阳花Modern Romance617k WordsCompleted [No CP + pocket dimension + fake and real young master trope + adorable-kid variety show trope + a touch of mysticism + puppet’s laid-back revenge] [Family slice of life, with no major twists, drawn-out drama, or endless angst and revenge.] Unreliable dragon dad VS little schemer dragon cub, book four A single ‘old’ dad raising his child. Bad news: His daughter has gone missing. Is there anything more ridiculous than opening your eyes and finding a baby dropped into your lap? Good news: He recei 2.3kReads8.6Score28914d adds
14. 64 快 Quick Transmigration: The Dragon Cub Gets Read Like a Book, and the Protagonists Lose Their Minds 快穿：龙崽被读心后主角们缺德了 Sunflower in the High Tower高阁向阳花Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Quick Transmigration: The Dragon Cub Gets Read, and the Protagonists Become Shameless. [No CP + space + System + modern day + period setting + apocalypse + doesn’t maintain a persona + doesn’t follow the plot] This is the second book about Chang An and Gu Laoliu. (Content warning: This is a silly story with loose logic. Its values may be questionable at times. If you care about details, please don’t click. It may not be what you’re looking for.) Chang An is a little dragon who follows her unreli 1.2kReads9.1Score15214d adds
15. 65 穿 I Transmigrated to a Famine Year: Fleeing with My Laid-Back Dad 穿越荒年，我和老六爹的逃荒路 Sunflower in the High Tower高阁向阳花Ancient Romance515k WordsCompleted [No romance + fleeing famine + farming + pocket dimension] Note: Don't compare this novel to reality. It's not a documentary. No romance, no romance, no romance. Important things must be said three times. The first novel starring Chang'an and Gu Laoliu. If you don't like it, close the page and go read something you do like. Don't leave nasty comments. Writing isn't easy, so please be respectful. Thank you! When she opened her eyes, Gu Chang'an had transmigrated from an apocalypse, where she had 13.7kReads9.1Score1.6k14d adds
16. 66 女 Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的 A Lifetime of Xiuer秀儿一生Ancient Romance627k WordsOngoing Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t 1.9kReads—Score12714d adds

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    It's incredibly silly. And hilarious, the best part is that even when the boasting goes too far, it manages to back down.

17. 67 罗 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Female-Channel Fanfiction34k WordsCompleted Romeo and Juliet 2.0 3Reads—Score114d adds
18. 68 一 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Marriage & Romance30k WordsCompleted One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 17Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 69 跳 Diving 2.0 跳水2.0 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷21k WordsCompleted Diving 2.0 —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    My tactics were simple: completely slack off, mess up the mission, drag the team down, let the team lose, and then surrender naturally! The French positions ahead were ablaze with gunfire, bullets whizzing by, and artillery fire exploding constantly. My teammates were all incredibly brave, using tank cover to advance relentlessly, unstoppable. Only I remained at the back, gun pointed downwards, firing blanks the entire time, not firing a single shot, primarily engaging in passive resistance...

20. 70 神 The Mysteriously Disappearing Pen 神秘消失的书写笔 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Mystery7k WordsCompleted The Mysteriously Vanished Writing Brush 13Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 71 天 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical84k WordsCompleted Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 25Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Instead of rashly submitting a memorial, he chose a gradual approach, first spreading rumors as a prelude. Jiang Chong dispatched dozens of retainers and recruited a group of sorcerers who were loyal to him, dividing them into districts and sending them to various parts of Chang'an. One group mingled among the palace maids and servants, deliberately spreading the rumor that "the concubines in the harem have secretly planted curses to make His Majesty's illness incurable"; another group traveled to the residences of princes and nobles, implying that anyone with connections to the Wei family secretly possessed cursed items; and yet another group infiltrated the towns and villages, creating a terrifying atmosphere among the common people that witchcraft would bring disaster, deliberately amplifying all...

22. 72 八 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 12Reads—Score—14d adds
23. 73 别 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥，太平公主渣翻全大唐 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 19Reads—Score—14d adds
24. 74 王 Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者：别人穿英雄，我穿峡谷小兵摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction25k WordsCompleted Honor of Kings: Everyone else becomes a hero, but I become a minion in the Rift and slack off 13Reads—Score114d adds
25. 75 赤 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance37k WordsCompleted The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 74Reads—Score—14d adds
26. 76 西 Journey to the West: Everyone Lands in the Kingdom of Women, the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Just Wants to Cry 西游：全员掉进女儿国，满街美人猪八戒却只想哭 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction23k WordsCompleted The Whole Journey to the West Cast Falls Into the Kingdom of Women, and the Streets Are Full of Beauties, but Zhu Bajie Can Only Cry 33Reads—Score—14d adds
27. 77 杜 The Old Sword of Duling: The Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 杜陵故剑：汉宣本纪 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical37k WordsCompleted The Sword of Duling: A Chronicle of Emperor Xuan of Han 26Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 78 玄 The Eccentric Daily Life of a Mystic Arts College Girl 玄门女大的奇葩日常 Three Little Chickens三只小鸡Mystery505k WordsCompleted [No CP + Occult + Comedy + Horror] At first: Bai Ling: I'm coming clean! I'm actually a Taoist master! Gu Xue: What's the school clinic's psychology department number again? Which department handles dissociative identity disorder? Wang Mumu: Save the daydreaming. Tell me what you think of this new shroud design. Later: The female ghost's rotting face twists in terror. “Are you a demonic cultivator?” Bai Ling grins, wearing a picture-perfect villain's smile. “You've found me out~ Guess I'l 53Reads7.9Score—14d adds

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    No romantic pairing. [Sending hearts][Sending hearts][Sending hearts]

29. 79 东 The Eastern Han Dynasty's Greatest Harem Strategist 东汉第一后宫棋手 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance42k WordsCompleted The Eastern Han’s Top Palace-Harem Strategist 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Even Aunt Wang next door would peek over my shoulder every time she passed by and exclaim, "Chen Sheng's wife is as beautiful as a fairy who stepped out of a painting!" At first, I was just as smitten. For the first few days of our marriage, we were incredibly loving and sweet. Looking at my beautiful wife's face, I felt smug and thought my life had been perfect. But our good days didn't last long; strange things started happening one after another. The first to suffer were the chickens I kept in my yard.

30. 80 一 I Woke Up Without My Legs, So I Quit the Rat Race on the Spot 一觉醒来双腿没了，卷王当场放弃内卷 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学31k WordsCompleted He wakes up to find both his legs gone, and the workaholic immediately gives up on the rat race 1Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 81 新 On Our Wedding Night, the Fox Demon Bared Her Fangs. I Pulled Out a Peachwood Sword, and She Immediately Started Acting Cute 新婚夜狐妖露獠牙，我掏出桃木剑她当场撒娇 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance48k WordsCompleted On our wedding night, the fox demon bared her fangs, so I pulled out a peachwood sword. She immediately started acting coy. 7Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 82 离 Unbelievable! My Father Was Angered to Death by Sun Quan, So I Turned Around and Secured Eastern Wu for Ten Years 离谱！我爹被孙权气死，我反手保住东吴十年 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance70k WordsCompleted Unbelievable! My father was angered to death by Sun Quan, so I turned around and kept Eastern Wu alive for another ten years. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 83 追 I Followed a Beauty into a Cave, and Ten Years Later I Became a Monster 追美女进山洞，十年后我成了妖怪 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学37k WordsCompleted I followed a beauty into a mountain cave. Ten years later, I became a monster. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 84 乱 A Valiant Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Sea of Blood 乱世烈女：孤刀报尽血海仇 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted A Fierce Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Blood Feud 3Reads—Score—14d adds
35. 85 新 A Fox's Claw Marks Appeared on the Bride's Back on Our Wedding Night 新婚夜，新娘背上现出狐伤 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学48k WordsCompleted On their wedding night, a fox-shaped wound appears on the bride's back. 19Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 86 冷 Six Years in the Cold Palace: I Nurtured an Emperor for the Ages with My Life 冷宫六年，我以命养出千古明君 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Six Years in the Cold Palace, I Nurtured an Eternal Wise Ruler with My Life 4Reads—Score—14d adds
37. 87 芦 Clear Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried on the Wind for Twenty Years 芦叶藏清词，风吹二十年 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance22k WordsCompleted Pure Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried by the Wind for Twenty Years 1Reads—Score—14d adds
38. 88 隆 The Longqing Murders: A Scholar's Wrongful Conviction, and I Set His Spirit Wife Straight 隆庆奇案：秀才冤狱，我判灵妻归正 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学11k WordsCompleted The Longqing Mystery: A Scholar's Wrongful Imprisonment, I Rule That His Spirit Wife Be Set Right —Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 89 我 I Didn't Kill My Best Friend, But He Did Die Because of Me 我没动手杀挚友，但他确实因我凉透了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical13k WordsCompleted I didn't kill my best friend, but he did end up dead because of me. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
40. 90 洪 Hongwu's Wrath: A Lowly Clerk Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Lose Their Heads 洪武怒：小吏抗天，三百户枭首 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical30k WordsCompleted Hongwu's Fury: A Petty Official Defies Heaven, Three Hundred Households Beheaded —Reads—Score—14d adds
41. 91 绝 The Tang Banner in the Far Reaches 绝域唐旗 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical21k WordsCompleted The Tang Banner in the Forbidden Lands 1Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 92 逍 A Carefree Fairy Descends to Earth and Takes the Internet Giants by Storm 逍遥仙女下凡，卷爆互联网大厂 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Urban23k WordsCompleted A carefree fairy descends to earth and takes the internet giants by storm 4Reads—Score—14d adds
43. 93 笺 Ink and Tang Style: The Biography of Xue Tao 笺染唐风：薛涛传 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学21k WordsCompleted Ink on Silk, Tang-Era Style: The Story of Xue Tao 3Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 94 焚 Burning the Manuscript at Qingzhi Cove: The Southern Song Poetess Refuses to Cross Over 焚稿青芝坞：南宋才女不肯渡 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted Burning the Drafts at Qingzhi Dock: The Southern Song Talented Lady Refuses to Cross the River —Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 95 西 Pines and Cypresses at Xiling Betray Our Promised Time 西陵松柏负佳期 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学22k WordsCompleted Pines and cypresses of Xiling, missing the promised day 2Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 96 逍 Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scrounging Meals 逍遥仙：下凡后，我靠蹭饭飞升了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学35k WordsCompleted Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scoring Free Meals 1Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 97 穿 I Became Fahai and Discovered Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 穿成法海，发现白素贞是我前女友 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated as Fahai and Discovered That Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 11Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 98 大 The Unluckiest Young Master in the Great Song Dynasty 大宋第一倒霉少爷 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance40k WordsCompleted The Song Dynasty's Unluckiest Young Master 7Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 99 乱 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神：我，杨忠，奠基大隋万古江山 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical34k WordsCompleted War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 5Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Even Aunt Wang next door would peek over my shoulder every time she passed by and exclaim, "Chen Sheng's wife is as beautiful as a fairy who stepped out of a painting!" At first, I was just as smitten. For the first few days of our marriage, we were incredibly loving and sweet. Looking at my beautiful wife's face, I felt utterly content, thinking my life had been perfect. But our good days didn't last long; strange things started happening one after another. The first to suffer were the chickens I kept in my yard!

50. 100 鹊 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了，牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷26k WordsCompleted No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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