I've Read Too Many Books and I'm Sick of Them. I Can Tell Where the Story's Going from the First Page. 看太多书了，腻了，一看就知道写什么。

1. 1301 重 Reborn, I Turn Myself In with the Stolen Goods 重生后带着赃物去自首 Fallen Butterfly, Fragrance Gone落蝶别香Mystery522k WordsCompleted No System No female lead No supernatural powers No cultivation No spiritual qi revival No transformation What will Lu Feng, reborn as a Labrador with human-level intelligence, do to return to the investigative work he once loved? 3.2kReads9.2Score323Shelves
2. 1302 烟EN Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.5M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 868.6kReads9.6Score70.4kShelves

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   Look at this explosive recommendation for "Yan Yu Lou"! Li Ziye, a seemingly useless character with all eight meridians blocked at the start, somehow manages to become the disciple of the number one swordsman in the Nine Provinces by feigning injury?! While others cultivate immortality by consuming elixirs, he defies fate with his sharp tongue and reckless actions, tearing apart the script with his bare hands during the Vermilion Bird Competition, and later even overturning the gods' chessboard! A quirky and muscular master, along with supporting characters who are all surprisingly intelligent, the action scenes are comparable to a high-budget IMAX movie, and the way the foreshadowing is resolved is mind-blowing! No harem, no system, a mortal's passionate journey pierces through nine heavens—Friendly reminder: Don't read this before bed, and don't ask me how I know (dark circles. Jpg)

3. 1303 斩 Slay Demons, Devour Sins, Drive Out Evil in the North! 斩妖吞孽，北极驱邪！ Aged Little Cabbage陈年小白菜Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing “The Great Emperor of the North Pole, Ziwei Yuxu, commands the stars above, governs the myriad laws in the middle, and rules Fengdu below. He is the lord of all the stars in the heavens, and the Northern Pole Exorcism Office is his duly appointed authority.” “Isn’t the Exorcism Office an internal Celestial Court department that judges matters involving ghosts and gods? Why call it a military bureau?” “Do you know what a ghost is?” “Isn’t a ghost just a ghost?” “The Taishang Tiantan Yuge says: ‘A 100.2kReads9.1Score10.5kShelves

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   Brothers, I'm having a reading slump.

4. 1304 徒 I Tear Dragons Apart Bare-Handed, and I'm Really a Qi Refining Practitioner 徒手裂蛟龙，我真是练气士 Food and Clothing in Five Cities衣食五城Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsOngoing A beam of light pierces the heavens, carrying everything to the ultimate destination. Slay wyrms and ghosts, destroy angels and demons. Have immortals and gods ever truly been beyond reach? Lu Ming looked up. It was all plain to see... (With my Enhancement Talent, give me a 128-fold boost to my comprehension first. Let me see how this works!) He treads across the Heavenly Court and the underworld, weighing the cosmos in his palm. The calamities of slaughter never cease, and neither do the battle 62.4kReads8.7Score5.6kShelves
5. 1305 新 New Ultraman: It Begins with Finding a Walking Stick Alien 新奥特：从捡到一个拐杖星人开始 Fifth Red Moon第五红月Anime Fanfiction973k WordsCompleted As a monster corpse disposal worker, owning a jeep is perfectly normal. But when that jeep can talk, things get weird. As a kind person, helping an elderly person who lives alone is perfectly normal. But when the old person is leaning on a cane and wearing red glasses, that’s very weird! Moroboshi Dan: “Once you put on these glasses, you’ll no longer be an ordinary mortal. In this world…” Long Qisheng: “Huh? No, these are the Golden Cudgel!” 11.4kReads9.2Score951Shelves
6. 1306 变 Mutated Wasteland: Exotic Delicacies on the Tip of the Tongue 变异废土，舌尖上的异种美食 Lin Tianjia林添加Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Mutant Disaster] [Gourmet] [Slice of Life] [Business and Farming] How many times more protein do mutated creatures have than beef? Having just arrived in this world, Liu Bi was shocked by his own thought. He awakened a Master Chef System on land polluted by spores. Was something wrong here? Could every kind of mutated creature be turned into a gourmet dish? Then hurry up and serve it! A specialty restaurant on the edge of the safe zone, serving unconventional comfort food in the midst of everyd 9.3kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves
7. 1307 八 The 1980s: The Cold-Faced Officer Is Wrapped Around the Sickly Beauty's Finger 八零：冷面军官被病弱美人拿捏了 Little Silly Goose小呆鹅Modern Romance571k WordsCompleted [Military Marriage + Sweet Romance + Mutual Devotion] Martial arts prodigy Jiang Nianzhi transmigrates into a book and arrives in an alternate version of the 1980s, where she becomes a delicate, frail beauty. Thinking she would run into one terrible person after another, she rolls up her sleeves, ready to beat them all into submission. But her feisty mother favors girls over boys, her white-lotus sister is a doting sister-con, her grandmother is a beauty enthusiast, and her little brother has 83kReads9.4Score13.3kShelves

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   [Attention][Attention] The female lead's cousin introduced her to his comrade, "Old Shen, my sister's a bit chubby, a bit dark-skinned, and a bit short, but she's incredibly well-behaved, perfect as a wife." Shen Cheng, uninterested in women, righteously refused. It wasn't until his family visited the military camp that he saw Jiang Nianzi, a beautiful woman in a cheongsam, red lips and black hair, who called out sweetly to his comrade, "Brother!" Shen Cheng suddenly grabbed his comrade's neck: "This is the sister you were talking about?"

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