Beast Taming and Beast-Taming Legions, with Smart Humor 御兽，御兽军，带着脑子搞笑

1. 51 御 Beast Taming: Are You Sure This Blind Box Can Give Me a Wife? 御兽·你确定这盲盒能开出老婆？ Nine Seven Seven九七七Urban686k WordsCompleted [The abstract illustrations in this novel may cause discomfort. Please read while accompanied by friends or family!] A struggling web novelist transmigrates to the Beast Taming Continent and unexpectedly awakens a pay-to-win System. Mei Yingxue, the young mistress of a brothel, can see the details of any beast tamer at a glance. … 141Reads6.8Score—Shelves

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   This is good.

2. 52 开 From the Start, a Shanhai Scripture Wastrel Commands Ten Thousand Demons and Slays the Nine Heavens 开局山海经废体御万妖寒门弑九天 Meng Wuge梦无歌Eastern Fantasy181k WordsOngoing [Classic fantasy]+ [Classic of Mountains and Seas]+ [Beast taming by family clans]+ [Rising from humble beginnings]+ [Satisfying evolution] At the spirit aptitude test from the start, all spirits resonate with him, yet he is branded a “crippled vessel”? Zhou Yi awakens the Chaos Sacred Body, only to be mocked by the royal clans of the seven kingdoms as a “cultivation black hole.” The clan's totem pillar collapses because of him, and the High Priest spits blood and faints... Everyone thinks the Z —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   When scientific thinking collides with the mythology of the Classic of Mountains and Seas, gene editing × Chaotic Holy Body × Contract of All Spirits! 💡 Synopsis: Zhou Yi, originally a genetic scientist from Earth, transmigrates and becomes the "cultivation black hole"—the Chaotic Holy Body—at the Spirit Testing Ceremony. Others tame beasts with spiritual power, he relies on databases; others break curses with talismans, he relies on gene editing. He activates the Classic of Mountains and Seas at the start, lights up the Seal of All Spirits, contracts with a soul egg, and hatches the Evil Eye! Others raise demonic pets by feeding them pills, he relies on a virtual ecological simulator! When he deciphers bloodline curses as "genetic locks," when demon kings become his battle pets—the entire cultivation world begins to tremble! 🌟 Key Highlights: ✅ Cyber Cultivation: Solving cultivation problems with scientific thinking, gene editing + spiritual root modification ✅ Classic of Mountains and Seas IP: Zhulong, Kunpeng, Nine-Tailed Fox... All spirits return to their rightful place, a real virtual world ✅ Beast Taming Revolution: Not taming, but contracts; not raising pets, but symbiotic evolution ✅ Rise from Humble Beginnings: From a lowly ninth-rank member to slaying the Nine Heavens, an explosive and exhilarating cheat code 🧬 Classic Scenes: "Your curse is nothing more than a gene chain waiting to be edited." "Others achieve Foundation Establishment through meditation, I achieve it through spiritual springs + myriad spirits algorithm deduction." "Soul Egg: Dad... I'm hungry..." — The strongest "child" who almost drained its master dry If you like: "I Build a Heavenly Court in the Apocalypse," "Raising All of Humanity," "My Genes Evolve Infinitely," then you absolutely shouldn't miss this mind-blowing masterpiece that blends [Cyber Cultivation] + [Classic of Mountains and Seas Mythology] + [Gene Beast Taming]!

3. 53 我 I Hunt Down Transmigrators in Ancient China 我在古代抓捕穿越者 Evergreen Greens长青菜菜Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted The protagonist, Long Chen, transmigrates into an ancient world. But it turns out that world is full of transmigrators. They belong to many different factions. Long Chen, himself a transmigrator, receives a mission: eliminate every other transmigrator. … 3.4kReads—Score172Shelves

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   I recommend a good book.

4. 54 御 Beast Taming: From Today, I’m the Clan Leader 御兽：从今天开始当族长 Can't Get Out of Bed Syndrome起床困难症Eastern Fantasy147k WordsOngoing Beast Taming + Family + Clan Leader + Farming Lin Anfeng transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the head of a family. The pressure is immense, and every day he has to scrape together resources for the younger generation. He keeps working hard, then suddenly realizes that his family has become the most outrageous one in the world. Even emperors and empresses treat him with the utmost respect. —Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 55 我 I’m All About Taming Beasts 我一心御兽 Fortune-Teller Li神棍李Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [No female lead, political intrigue, high-stakes action, beast taming, evolution. Not a pure wish-fulfillment story. Hardcore. Don’t read if that’s not your thing.] In the middle of a nap, Yang Ye suddenly felt something warm and wet on his face. He opened his eyes and saw that he’d drooled all over his exam paper. Embarrassed, he smiled at the proctor and pulled out some tissues to wipe it clean. But as he kept wiping, he realized something was wrong. What category does the Flame-Patterned Croc 5.8kReads8.8Score577Shelves
6. 56 御 Beast Taming: I Can See the Paths of Evolution 御兽：我能看到进化方向 ZK.Urban358k WordsCompleted A new century dawns, and the world undergoes a transformation. The native plants and animals of Blue Star mutate wildly and revert to their ancestral forms, while monsters from another world draw near. A brand-new profession emerges on Blue Star: Beast Tamer, commonly known as a Tamer. People rise to power by capturing, raising, and training monsters. Wang Peng is about to enter this golden age, and in his eyes, even a loach can be raised into a nine-clawed golden dragon. With cheats like these, 53Reads6.1Score—Shelves
7. 57 全 Beast Taming for All: A Green Snake Becomes a Divine Dragon with Ten-Thousandfold Cultivation Returns 全民御兽，万倍返修为青蛇变神龙 Black Scholar in Ink墨下黑士Urban651k WordsCompleted In the age of universal beast taming, all my beast companions are divine beasts! Form up in the east, Azure Dragon, take command! Form up in the west, White Tiger, take command! Form up in the south, Vermilion Bird, take command! Form up in the north, Black Tortoise, take command! The four sacred beasts, the four great fiends, the four divine apes... all under my command! Slay ten thousand gods, destroy hordes of demons, sweep across a thousand mountains, and shake the four seas! As the gods awa 2.5kReads9.0Score273Shelves
8. 58 我 My Beast Companions Have Mutated 我的御兽变异了 Aged Fine Wine陈酿老酒Eastern Fantasy270k WordsCompleted This world was formed after the deaths of Origin Beasts. Influenced by a mysterious force, humanity arrived in this realm and gained the ability to shape soul orbs. By forming contracts with Origin Beasts and becoming Beastmasters, people could take their first steps on the path of cultivation. Yang Xing transmigrated here and struggled for two years before finally turning eighteen. While forming a contract with a golden-haired monkey, he awakened his golden finger: the Beastmaster Enhancement S 6Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 59 大 The First Great Clan of the Great Wilderness 大荒第一世家 Milky Steamed Bun奶香馒头Eastern Fantasy314k WordsOngoing [Not invincible]+ [No System]+ [Traditional fantasy]+ [A clan's rise] The Li clan is forced to flee to the Great Wilderness. Li Daoqi, the clan head, unexpectedly awakens the strongest cultivation talent among the human race. Should they stay tucked away in a corner, keeping their heads down? Or should they take bold risks and seek fortune through danger? Watch as Li Daoqi leads his clan through the perilous Great Wilderness and the human world of rival dynasties, building an unprecedented legac 4Reads7.4Score—Shelves
10. 60 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: The Sanxingdui Mask's Hilarious Livestream 灵气复苏之三星堆面具爆笑直播 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban206k WordsOngoing [Feel-good power fantasy + livestreaming + urban cultivation + ancient Shu civilization + aliens] Spiritual qi revival! High school student Wu Yifu teams up with Liu Yinan, the “campus belle,” to livestream the sale of demon-slaying treasures, accompanied by his thunderous bristle boar “Wolong” and starry fox “Fengchu.” Their antics never fail to get laughs. After accidentally obtaining the [Ancient Shu Thunder Battle Beast System], he livestreams his cultivation journey, becoming the undisputed 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hey guys, I absolutely rave about "The Spiritual Qi Revival: The Hilarious Livestream of the Sanxingdui Masks"! This book is the pinnacle of livestreaming, non-stop laughs. Wu Yifu and Liu Yinan's livestream of slaying monsters is absolutely hilarious, and the supernatural abilities of their two battle beasts, "Sleeping Dragon" and "Phoenix Chick," are so bizarre they'll make you laugh until you're breathless—"Level 3 Poop Grenade" and "Invisible Claws That Steal Underwear"—these settings are absolutely brilliant! The author cleverly blends urban fantasy with nonsensical comedy, making the battle scenes both tense and joyful. You won't be able to stop reading once you start! A must-read, start reading now! 🩷❤️🧡

11. 61 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 123Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 62 天 Heaven's Chosen Beast Tamer 天命御兽师 Yin Cai寅才Urban580k WordsOngoing Beast Taming + Slow Burn + One Female Lead + Team-Based Adventures + Black-Hearted The tiger of destiny, campus supremacy, a healer who cannot heal herself. A lucky, fortune-bringing cat welcomes every hardship. The proud feathered serpent ultimately fails to become a dragon. The loyal dog ultimately becomes a red-skinned wolf. The simple-minded bear becomes a simplehearted guard. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Using your brain

13. 63 战 Age of Battle Spirits: I Become a Godlike Battle Spirit Master 战灵纪元：我成了超神战灵师 Heavenly Kun Wolf King天坤狼王Urban1.8M WordsOngoing [Blazing battles + raising divine beasts + battle spirits taking human form] In an era of beast taming where the strong prey on the weak, Leng Zifeng suffers scorn and bullying at every turn. Cornered and desperate, he unexpectedly awakens the System, and the story of Leng Zifeng begins. He summons a Jade-Eyed Spirit Fox with his left hand and wields a Golden Dragon Spear in his right. The spear sweeps across the battlefield, its brilliance shining in every direction. The aloof geniuses of prest 35Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This novel, combining beast taming elements with high-level martial arts, solves the problem of unbalanced power between beast tamers and their beasts in previous works of the same genre. It's definitely worth reading.

14. 64 这 This Beast Tamer Is a Little Strange 这个御兽师有点怪 Subject Two Gone Mad步入癫狂的科目二Urban251k WordsOngoing [Beast Taming] [Curses] [Lighthearted] [Funny] [Absolutely Outrageous] Xiao Jian transmigrates for no apparent reason into a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme. But the "Will of the World" forcibly labels him an invader and places a curse on him. [Curse Effect: Status Reversal] [Training: Beast-Taming Power -1, -2, -1, -1...] [Beast Temperament: Diligent-Lazy, Clever-Foolish, Kind-Underhanded...] Watching the values change before his eyes, Xiao Jian makes a decision that goes again —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I recommend this book. The overall style is humorous, and the characters' actions are always unexpected. Basically, they're unconventional and eccentric; the protagonist does all sorts of things, which is quite interesting and entertaining. Therefore, I'm recommending it.

15. 65 我 I'm a Beast Tamer, So Beating Beasts Is Only Natural! 我一个御兽师吊打御兽很合理吧！ The Invisible Little Octopus看不见的小章鱼Urban131k WordsOngoing [Beast Taming + Lighthearted Humor + Spiritual Qi Revival + Transmigration + System + Item Exchange] A member of Earth's Wolf Fang Special Forces suffers an accident, and his soul transmigrates into the body of a young man named Li Ye. At a moment of danger, a God-Tier Exchange System appears just in time to help Li Ye overcome the crisis... The ordinary black blob he contracts turns out to be an extinct Devouring Beast! The little yellow monkey he contracts turns out to be a rare Chaos Demon —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Systemic flow, not saintly.

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