Looking for Bandit Stories, the Kind That'll Make You Laugh Yourself to Death at Midnight. 求悍匪类作品，半夜笑死人的那种。

1 带 The Dog-Walking Judge: Money Makes the World Go Round! 带狗判官，有钱能使我推磨！ Minotaur Knight牛头人骑士Urban2.5M WordsCompleted [The rating has been deliberately pushed extremely low, rock-solid and steady!] [The Douyin comic adaptation has over 100 million views and ranks 31st in Hongguo’s comic history. The quality speaks for itself, so enjoy with confidence!] (Villains, bandits, human nature, and a realistic writing style. Saints are welcome.) God created light, and you insist on picking a fight with Him? If you’re wondering who God is, then whoever has the biggest fist is God, damn it! Shu Yinghui: A man with flexibl 56.9kReads7.2Score4.9kShelves

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Believe me, I think this is the most enjoyable book!

2 凶 That Criminal Acts Too Well: The Special Police Asked How Many Years I’d Been Inside 凶犯演太好，特警问我蹲过几年 Meow Meow Neil喵喵尼尔Urban360k WordsCompleted (Criminal mastermind + showbiz + a little bit of people imagining things) Li Si obtains the [Crime System], and from then on, the entertainment industry gains an oddball. When other people's new movies come out, their fans cheer with excitement. When his new movie comes out, his fans only ask one thing: “Boss, the special police still haven't hauled you off to jail?” Film Emperor: “The first time I acted opposite him, I thought the crew had hired someone straight out of prison. But it turned 16.8kReads9.2Score2.2kShelves

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It's good to read, the plot is very interesting, and the pace is brisk. But the only flaw is that there is no ending qwq (although it seems that he has written the ending, the last chapter is actually not over yet... (Uh-huh, for me personally, I am lucky that I didn't read this book before Shi Tong. It's so easy for me to get into trouble with this name.) (Kneel down, Prime Minister)

3 我 Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧？ Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 193.7kReads9.7Score23.6kShelves

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This series must include our Nanjiang gangsters! Very beautiful, no cost!

5 开 A Phoenix as a Starter Gift 开局就送凤凰 Shocking Rainbow Moon惊虹月Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Goofy + lighthearted + absurd + hilarious, enter at your own risk] Spiritual qi has revived, and humans can cultivate. Some plants and animals have also evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest Spirit Pet System from the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that shoots lightning? Ever seen anything like that? The powerful figures of every nation give Wei Xuan a wide berth as he leads his army of spirit pets to conquer the world! Powerful 4.8kReads9.0Score427Shelves

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This book is worth reading. If you don't laugh, hit me.

8 高 Beast Taming in a High-Martial World: My Bandit Days Before Becoming an Emperor 高武御兽，我成帝前的土匪生活 Cloud Peak, Dawn Moon云峰晓月Urban2.0M WordsCompleted Spiritual qi revival sweeps the world. Drawn by an unknown region of the universe, Earth breaks away from its original galaxy and enters a new expanse of space. In this era, everyone joins the military to fight off alien races and defend humanity from outside threats. The ancient martial arts begin to rise again. Humans awaken the bloodlines of their ancient ancestors, while countless powerful warriors shed blood and sacrifice their lives to carve out a battlefield for the myriad races in the en 11.4kReads9.0Score737Shelves

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Story summary: The whole family is a gangster

10 高 The Wall Is Four and a Half Meters High 高墙四米半 Carefree LXY乐逍遥LXYUrban207k WordsCompleted The author is a grassroots police officer who drew on personal experience to write this story. Using a detention center as its starting point and major cases once reported by CCTV as its basis, the novel recreates the reality of life inside a detention center and the process of investigating cases. Its greatest strength is its authenticity: this is a realistic novel that reads more like literary reportage. 136Reads6.8Score—Shelves

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I recommend "Four and a Half Meter High Wall". I'm afraid it's not good for your health. It's not that funny, but it's an absolutely pure gangster. He shoots at any disagreement and kills his family. The key is that this book is adapted from a true story, an autobiographical novel by a grassroots jc. Before reading, please Baidu Baidu Li Huancheng's armed robbery and murder case and Li Huanwen's murder case. This is not a novel, but more like reportage. Comments and corrections are welcome.

11 土 A Bandit Family's Cross-World Path to Greatness 土匪一家子的跨界大佬之路 Guan Shuming管书铭Ancient Romance472k WordsCompleted After transmigrating, a family of three found themselves cast as bandits who had just been recruited into the service of the Great Shun Dynasty. They were sent off to join the army as soon as they arrived. No problem. The family rolled up their sleeves and got down to business Their father, Yun Yi, was in charge of winning the army’s loyalty. “How hard can it be to become a great general?” Their mother was still in charge of winning the people’s hearts. “Being a miracle-working doctor who brings 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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New book, a family of three travel through time and become bandits, taking the system to counterattack

12 快 Quick Transmigration: The Obsessive Big Shot’s Flirty Little Darling Is Untamable 快穿：偏执大佬的小撩精野翻了 Milky Candy-Flavored Qi奶糖味的柒Modern Romance666k WordsCompleted The fallen goddess Xianyu sets out to wreak havoc across three thousand small worlds in order to restore flesh to bare bones. She only wants a physical relationship, not a heartfelt one, but the big shots just won’t leave her alone. Fierce school heartthrob: “You’re not allowed to look at anyone else. Only look at me!” Cold movie star: “For the rest of our lives, it’ll be just you!” Aloof young marshal: “For you, I’d give up everything!” Adorably sweet zombie king: “Big sis, I’ll be good. Please 93Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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There is a bandit dimension in it. It made me laugh to death. I lost my head in laughter.

13 抽 A Book of Drawing Curtains 抽布摇帘的一本书 Pulling Cloth, Shaking the Curtain抽布摇帘Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted A new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1.5kReads8.3Score103Shelves

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The gangsters and the like are all funny, some are fantasy and some are modern [face covering]

18 只 As Long as I'm Ruthless Enough, Ghosts Can't Touch Me 只要我够凶，鬼就耐何不了我 Young Master Feng公子枫Urban347k WordsCompleted Chen Ziye came out of prison “reformed” and was planning to do something bad to make some money. But he never expected to kidnap a female ghost! Chen Ziye: “Hello? Police? I kidnapped a female ghost, and now I have no idea what to do!” The police showed up, said he'd done the public a service, and rewarded him with ten thousand yuan! You can make money by kidnapping ghosts? And so… Female ghost: “Hello? Police? I'm the female ghost who escaped earlier. I've been kidnapped again!” Zombie: “You lo 7.5kReads9.2Score703Shelves

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Story synopsis: Gangster

19 剿 I Went to Suppress Bandits and Found My Own Daughter, Sending Her Chancellor Father Into a Breakdown 剿匪剿到亲闺女，丞相爹爹崩溃了 A Hint of Warmth in Early Summer浅夏微暖Ancient Romance493k WordsOngoing | Wacky, No Romance | The Heroine Shines on Her Own | High-Energy, Feel-Good Fun from Start to Finish | Just Released and Already Soaring | Rating Continues to Climb In her previous life, Song Chuyi was a notorious top-tier bandit who did whatever she pleased! Her enemies sent eleven whole trucks to surround and hunt her down, yet they couldn't even take half her life! Reborn into a new life, she becomes an orphan girl with no name, displaced by war and stranded in a poor, remote village. Bo 4.4kReads6.4Score660Shelves

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Modern gangsters are awesome! He was sent across by 17 large trucks sent by his rival, and he ended up as a poor and lonely rural boy~ His adoptive parents died early and he had no one to support him, so he decided to start a family and become a king on the spot, robbing the rich and giving to the poor, which is arrogant and funny! Unexpectedly, the government sent troops to encircle and suppress the enemy, and the commander in charge was actually the father of the prime minister! When the two armies met, they immediately recognized their relatives. The gangster mountain girl turned into the prime minister's daughter in an instant, and the whole process was full of fun and laughter.

20 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Somehow Became a Bandit Chief 穿越后我竟成了土匪头子 Mythical Ancient Heavenly Court神话古天庭Historical141k WordsOngoing Jiang Yang, a good-for-nothing college student who couldn't even get the hang of advanced math, woke up as the bandit chief of a mountain stronghold. When hunted down, he escaped through a dog hole. When it came to construction, he made a half-baked version of "concrete." When faced with the stronghold's lady, he was too timid to even touch her hand. When faced with martial arts masters, he bluffed his way through with his shaky knowledge of modern life. From a mountain stronghold to the imperia 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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This is not bad, the male protagonist is careless [laughing]

21 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Live Off Women and Play at Cultivating Immortality 灵气复苏：我恰软饭玩修仙 Invincible Tong, Quack瞳无敌鸭Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + System + Humor + Spiritual qi revival + Nonsense] The first 24 chapters have some rough spots. At first, readers criticized Du for being too saintly, so I changed his characterization based on their comments. After I changed it, I got criticized for having warped values. Whether he’s saintly or has warped values, I changed him according to what some early readers wanted. The novel is already complete and can’t be revised, so read it if you can, and give it one star if you can’t~ 82Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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These four books are a must!!! 1There is an unknown feeling in serious time, which is very refreshing. 2It's a lot of fun and you can learn some tricks to make people angry. 3Husky among wolves, funny and invincible 4There is a good brother who is devoted to his life

25 开 From the Start, I Had an Infinite Troop-Spawning System and Swept Through Cambodia 开局无限爆兵系统，血洗柬埔寨 li Li Gongzili李公子Urban241k WordsCompleted [For the guys] + [Hot-Blooded Wish Fulfillment] + [Modern Weapons] + [No Goody-Two-Shoes Heroine] + [System Novel] + [No Being Pushed Around, No Holding Back, Just Slaughter] After the scam compounds in northern Myanmar were swept away, Phnom Penh, Cambodia, became the next target of public outrage! On the surface, this place looks dirty, chaotic, and run-down, like a third-tier city in the 1990s. But in secret, it is becoming Southeast Asia’s most notorious dark horse capital! Westerners tre 1kReads5.7Score101Shelves

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Amway Amway, this book is very good, very enjoyable, killing all the way, from beginning to end,

26 恐 Terror Descends: I Am the Creator of the Supernatural 恐怖降临：我，诡异造物主 Thousand Gold Beans千金豆Urban262k WordsCompleted “Hello. There have been reports of strange occurrences involving the police in the building where you live. Do you know anything about them?” “Sorry, I don't know anything. I'm just an illustrator.” Chen Yuan introduced himself this way, then handed his sketchbook to the investigators. As the investigator flipped through the pages, his earpiece kept crackling with his subordinates' panicked shouts. “Chief, that man-eating sea of Bianan flowers is spreading again!” “Chief, that building full of t 234Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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The protagonist didn't know that he was very strong at first, but later he found out, and then he met someone of the same level as himself and said something that the protagonist could complain about, which made me laugh so hard that my jaw cramped and I couldn't close it.

33 开 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤，差点笑死观众 Blending Into the Dust浑光同尘Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 16.9kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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The next one is Bandit Soul Penetration, [laughing], the main theme is a man who can't laugh until he dies, but he will not pay for his life [shy]. When people question me, I reply: reputation is good or bad, it was before and it is now. [Lick the screen][lick the screen]

37 最 The Ultimate Comedy System 最强搞笑系统 Wu Shen舞肾Urban1.2M WordsCompleted A quirky System that asks you to guess a girl’s underwear color without using nouns... “System, if the policewoman catches you streaking, choose one of two ways to defend yourself: One, Sage Mode, make her understand you have your reasons; Two, admit you’re a pervert...” Tasks like these are driving Ou He to the brink of madness. But because of the mistakes he made in the past, this man, who was already very “serious,” has no choice but to force himself to become funny. 19Reads5.9Score—Shelves

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Book 1: Life experience at the base of the pyramid, incredible good luck Book 2: Show off your professionalism but leave no opportunity for mercy at all times

38 头 Alpha Wolf II: One Hand Shrouds the Sky 头狼Ⅱ只手遮天 Xun Fei寻飞Urban3.1M WordsCompleted For the sake of the goddess, I crossed the big shot in the county. To stay alive, I fought my way up, one step at a time, until I became the boss... One day, the hidden dragon will find the rain it needs. With a single roar, it will shift the mountains and rivers and move the Big Dipper. Stories of the underdog rising to the top will always set the blood racing. 26kReads9.0Score2.7kShelves

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Give this book a try, I hope you like it. There is no lag or ink in the whole story. You can cut with the sword and do it with the sword. The characters are white within the black, and black within the white. The little character is forced into the underworld by real life. After experiencing a series of ups and downs, open and secret struggles, and many brothers and sisters, he finally becomes the pride of his father. . .

39 大 Grand Entertainment: The Second Life of a Directorial Godfather 大文娱：导演教父的第二人生 Pineapple Beans菠萝豆豆Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Outlaws + director + no System + comedy] What you’re about to read is the passionate story of a film-industry genius and six men from the bottom of society fighting to make their way up. Su Nan, a young man of unknown origins, woke from a coma only to discover that he’d been rescued by six hulking outlaws. Coerced and cajoled, he was forced to join them and become one of their own. “Su Nan, we’re outlaws! We’re getting famous way too fast! This isn’t right!” “Too late, boys. We’re already famou 1.4kReads8.3Score103Shelves

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The meeting between you and me is fate. I hope my book can save you from the book shortage. To be honest, I really don't read too many books like this. Take a look at the following five books and see which one fits the bill.

43 让 You Were Supposed to Be a Prosecutor, So How Did You Become South Korea's President? 让你当检察官，你成南韩总统了？ Song Wuming123宋武鸣123Male-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted [K-Drama] [Prosecutor] [Celebrity] [Sister-in-Law] [Multiple Female Leads] [Ruthless] [Satisfying Read!] "If you fail, it's a rebellion. If you succeed, it's a revolution!" Lee Seung-hwan transmigrated to South Korea and became an undercover agent raised by the massive criminal organization the Geumgang Group. On the surface, he was an enviable prosecutor of the Republic of Korea! But life as a prosecutor was deeply frustrating for him! The mob boss made him work like a beast for the organizatio 3.4kReads8.8Score181Shelves

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More violent than a gangster, the protagonist becomes a darkened prosecutor. During the day, he uses the "Criminal Procedure Law" in the court to teach the capital bosses how to behave. At night, he transforms into a "shadow prosecutor": he uses hacking techniques to check the books, and relies on beauty fishing to collect evidence to enforce the law. Even the villain lawyer can't help but sigh: "Is this guy holding the nuclear bomb button of the judiciary?" "I want all the rats hiding in the dark to taste the feeling of being penetrated by the law and bullets at the same time!" - Under Lee Seung-hwan's prosecutor's robe, the beastly heart of a blackened prosecutor beats!

46 察 Chahar Will Never Forget 察哈尔不会忘记 Endless Drizzle毛毛雨下不停Historical583k WordsCompleted This book recounts what happened to my great-grandfather after he left home in 1929. He was a bandit and fought the Japanese invaders. You could call him a good man, but he was also a bandit who robbed homes. The Japanese soldiers who died at his hands were beyond counting. After fighting his way to Jining County, he was stationed near the Da Xiaogou and Xiao Xigou ravines around Danaoshan, under the command of the Eighth Route Army's Manhanshan Guerrilla Detachment. He launched attacks along th 1Reads7.0Score—Shelves

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The two-mile-and-half-handsome Erdan has been a gangster all his life, and all his wives are as beautiful as flowers. Let's go and watch his war of resistance. On Douyin, Toutiao rated the work with a high score of 9.5, Which was first published by Tomato. There is no rating yet!

47 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 945Reads6.3Score101Shelves

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Absolutely, the toughest gangster among gangsters, super capable of doing things, and constantly making cool moves