Sweet, Not Angsty, and Short 要甜不要虐，要短文

1. 1 亲 The Paternity Test Says 99.99%, but There’s No Way That Boy Is Mine 《亲子鉴定99.99%，但儿子绝不可能是我的》 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Paternity Test Says 99.99%, But There's No Way the Boy Is Mine 2.6kReads—Score3014d adds

   Reader note

   A beautiful short story! I recommend it.

2. 2 燃 Our Gas Bill Skyrocketed, and My Wife Was Hiding a Man at Home 燃气费暴增，老婆在家里藏着一个男人 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠13k WordsCompleted Our Gas Bill Soared, and My Wife Was Hiding a Man at Home 517Reads—Score714d adds
3. 3 水 The Water Bill Skyrocketed, So I Found Someone Else Hiding in My House 水费暴增，我查出家里藏着另一个人 Crystal and Shrimp Dumplings水晶和虾饺Marriage & Romance18k WordsCompleted Our Water Bill Skyrocketed, So I Discovered Someone Else Was Hiding in Our Home 26Reads—Score—14d adds
4. 4 全 A Full-Time Housewife's Livestream Exposes Her Husband Secretly Keeping His Ex-Girlfriend 全职太太直播曝光，丈夫在偷养前女友 Crystal and Shrimp Dumplings水晶和虾饺Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted A Full-Time Housewife's Livestream Exposes Her Husband Secretly Supporting His Ex-Girlfriend 21Reads—Score—14d adds
5. 5 婆 My Mother-in-Law Forced Me to Leave with Nothing, So I Married the Richest Man. Now She's Gone Mad with Regret 《婆婆逼我净身出户，我转身嫁首富她悔疯了》 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠24k WordsCompleted My Mother-in-Law Forced Me to Leave With Nothing, So I Turned Around and Married the Richest Man. Now She's Gone Mad With Regret 54Reads—Score—14d adds
6. 6 妈 Mom, They Won't Let Me Come First 妈妈，他们不让我考第一 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠12k WordsCompleted Mom, They Won't Let Me Come First 8Reads—Score—14d adds
7. 7 直 After My Livestream Disaster, the Whole Internet Begged Me Not to Get Divorced 《直播翻车后，全网求我别离婚》 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠35k WordsCompleted After My Livestream Disaster, the Whole Internet Begs Me Not to Get Divorced 4Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 8 离 On the Day We Divorced, He Begged Me Not to Sign 《离婚当天，他跪求我别签》 Crystal and Shrimp Dumplings水晶和虾饺16k WordsCompleted On the Day We Divorced, He Begged Me Not to Sign 114Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 9 半 A Life Half-Buried in Light (After Thirty Years of Marriage, I Smashed Leftovers in My Husband's Face) 半生埋光（结婚三十年，我把剩菜扣在丈夫脸上） Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠22k WordsCompleted A Life Half Buried in Light (After Thirty Years of Marriage, I Smacked the Leftovers Into My Husband’s Face) 1Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 10 守 After Guarding the Tomb for Two Thousand Years, My Boss Woke Up and Wanted to Pay Me 守陵两千年，老板醒了要给我发工资 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠13k WordsCompleted After Guarding the Tomb for Two Thousand Years, the Boss Woke Up and Wanted to Pay Me —Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 11 婆 The Day My Mother-in-Law Begged Me to Remarry, I Personally Sent Her Son to Prison 婆婆跪求我改嫁那天，我亲手把她儿子送进监狱 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠18k WordsCompleted The Day My Mother-in-Law Begged Me to Remarry, I Personally Sent Her Son to Prison 2Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 12 替 On My Wedding Night, I Saw My Paralyzed Groom Stand Up Against the Wall 《替嫁当晚，我看见瘫子新郎扶着墙站起来》 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠19k WordsCompleted That Night I Was Married Off in Her Place, I Saw My Paralyzed Groom Get to His Feet Using the Wall for Support 3Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 13 带 I Brought a 700,000-Yuan Dowry and Married a Terminally Ill Old Man 带七十万陪嫁，我嫁给了绝症老头 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠Marriage & Romance19k WordsCompleted I Brought a Dowry of 700,000 and Married a Terminally Ill Old Man 1Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 14 妈 Mom Is Flying on the Twelfth Floor 妈妈在十二楼飞 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠24k WordsCompleted Mom Is Flying on the Twelfth Floor 1Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 15 相 Humiliated at the Matchmaking Corner, I Married My Mom Off to Their Father and Son 相亲角受辱后，我带老妈嫁给了他们父子 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠13k WordsCompleted Humiliated at the Matchmaking Corner, I Took Mom and Married Their Father and Son —Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 16 直 After 108 Livestreamed Suicide Attempts, a Doctor Pulled Me Back 直播自杀108次后，医生拽住了我 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠13k WordsCompleted After 108 Livestreamed Suicide Attempts, the Doctor Grabbed Me 1Reads—Score—14d adds
17. 17 侯 The Marquis Is Reborn and Reads the Comments: Ex-Wife, Please Obey the Law 侯爷重生刷弹幕：前妻请守法 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠13k WordsCompleted The Marquis Is Reborn and Reads the Comments: Ex-Wife, Please Obey the Law 5Reads—Score—14d adds
18. 18 我 I Was the Price My Mother Paid to Trade Her Daughter for a Son 我是我妈用女儿换儿子的代价 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠9k WordsCompleted I Was the Price My Mother Paid to Trade Her Daughter for a Son 1Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 19 重 After Being Reborn, I Became the CEO's Beloved White Moonlight (Grandma Edition) 重生后我成了霸总的白月光（奶奶版） Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠10k WordsCompleted After Being Reborn, I Became the CEO’s White Moonlight (Grandma Edition) 2Reads—Score—14d adds
20. 20 婚 Reborn Before My Wedding, I Ruined My Scumbag Ex’s Reputation 婚礼前重生，我让渣男身败名裂 Fish, Cat, Mouse鱼猫鼠11k WordsCompleted Reborn Before the Wedding, I Ruined My Scumbag Ex —Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 21 老 The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend’s Marriage Died 老公变温柔那天，闺蜜的婚姻死了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The Day My Husband Turned Gentle, My Best Friend's Marriage Died 6.2kReads—Score6014d adds

    Reader note

    The plot is fast-paced, with frequent laughs; it's a great watch.

22. 22 我 I’m Sneaking Glances at Her, and She’s Sneaking Glances at Me 我在偷看她，她也在偷看我 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted I was sneaking a look at her, and she was sneaking a look at me too 1.5kReads—Score1714d adds
23. 23 权 No One Can Escape My Powerful Brother’s Obsessive Love 权臣哥哥的疯爱无人能逃 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted No one can escape the mad love of the powerful minister’s older brother 2kReads—Score—14d adds
24. 24 重 Reborn and Rejecting the Marriage, I Left the Scumbag and His Cousin Red-Faced 重生拒婚，我把渣男和他表妹的脸打肿了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Ancient Romance6k WordsCompleted Reborn and Refusing the Marriage, I Beat My Jerk Ex and His Cousin Black and Blue 223Reads—Score—14d adds
25. 25 我 I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought a Fiancé 我在二手平台花十块钱，买了个未婚夫 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚12k WordsCompleted I Spent Ten Yuan on a Secondhand Marketplace and Bought Myself a Fiancé 11.6kReads—Score9314d adds
26. 26 结 After Two Years of Marriage, I Grew Cold, and the Prince Went Mad 结婚两年，我冷淡后，王爷疯了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After Two Years of Marriage, I Grew Cold, and the Prince Went Mad 1.9kReads—Score—14d adds
27. 27 别 Stay Away from Me, or You’ll Become a Simp 别靠近我，会变成舔狗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted Don't Get Too Close to Me, or You'll Turn into a Hopeless Simp 34Reads—Score—14d adds
28. 28 我 My Whole Family Is Reborn, and They Battle It Out at Home Every Day 我家全员重生者，他们天天宅斗 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚10k WordsCompleted Everyone in My Family Is Reborn, and They Spend Every Day Fighting for Favor at Home 39Reads—Score—14d adds
29. 29 弹 The Comments Say I’m the Villainess, So I Drove the Male Lead’s Little Brother Wild 弹幕说我是恶毒女配，我把男主弟弟撩疯了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted The Comments Said I Was the Vicious Female Supporting Character, So I Drove the Male Lead's Younger Brother Wild 33Reads—Score—14d adds
30. 30 我 I Played the Crown Prince Like a Fish on a Hook 我把太子殿下钓成了翘嘴 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted I Lured the Crown Prince into Becoming a Pouting Fish 18Reads—Score—14d adds
31. 31 病 The Yandere Villainess Didn’t Want to Die, but She Drove Her Aloof Master Insane 病娇女配不想死，结果把清冷师尊逼疯了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted The Yandere Villainess Didn't Want to Die, but Ended Up Driving Her Aloof Master Insane 10Reads—Score—14d adds
32. 32 穿 After I Transmigrate into a Book, I Win Over the Unhinged Villain 穿书后我把疯批大反派给攻略了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After I transmigrated into a book, I won over the unhinged villain 186Reads—Score—14d adds
33. 33 怕 Being Afraid of the Dark Is a Lie, Wanting to Hold Me Is the Truth 怕黑是假的，想抱我是真的 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted I'm not really afraid of the dark. I just really want to hold you. 7Reads—Score—14d adds
34. 34 一 A Sweet Confession Born from a Misunderstanding 一场乌龙引发的甜蜜告白 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted A Sweet Confession Born from a Mistaken Mix-Up 36Reads—Score—14d adds
35. 35 系 The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Simped the School Bully into Becoming My Real Boyfriend 系统逼我当舔狗，我把校霸舔成了真男友 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The System Forced Me to Be a Simp, So I Turned the School Bully into My Real Boyfriend 57Reads—Score—14d adds
36. 36 全 Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the Real Rookie 全宗门都是重生大佬，只有我是真菜鸟 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚9k WordsCompleted Everyone in the Sect Is a Reborn Big Shot Except Me, the One Real Rookie 52Reads—Score614d adds
37. 37 被 My Neighbor's Parrot Insulted Me Every Day, So I Got a Crow to Teach Them a Lesson 被邻居的鹦鹉天天骂，我养了只乌鸦教他们做人 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted The Neighbor’s Parrot Insults Me Every Day, So I Got a Crow to Teach Them a Lesson 24Reads—Score414d adds
38. 38 系 The System Calls Me a Vicious Villainess, but the Host Keeps Flirting with Me and Breaking Through 系统骂我恶毒女配，宿主却天天撩我突破 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The System Calls Me a Vicious Supporting Character, but the Host Flirts with Me Every Day and Keeps Pushing the Limits 7Reads—Score—14d adds
39. 39 躺 Lie Flat Immortal Venerable 躺平仙尊 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Eastern Fantasy146k WordsCompleted [Rapid-fire laughs + lighthearted + no romance] Lin Xian transmigrates to a cultivation world gripped by cutthroat competition. His previous incarnation was the ultimate grind king, who worked himself to death from cultivating nonstop. Lin Xian binds himself to a System that rewards him with cultivation whenever he rests, lies flat, or slacks off, but punishes him if he cultivates seriously... 1.2kReads—Score10314d adds
40. 40 朕 I’m Dead, But Not Entirely 朕死了，但没完全死 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚11k WordsCompleted I Am Dead, But Not Entirely 2.1kReads—Score—14d adds

    Reader note

    The plot is fast-paced, packed with laughs, and it's super entertaining.

41. 41 本 I Planned to Stage a Broken-Engagement Scene, but He Took Me for Everything I Had 本想演一出退婚戏，反被他吃干抹净 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted I Only Meant to Stage a Broken Engagement, but He Took Me Completely 249Reads—Score—14d adds
42. 42 五 The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss’s Brother 五百块租来的男友，是我老板的哥哥 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Boyfriend I Rented for 500 Yuan Is My Boss's Older Brother 1.7kReads—Score—14d adds
43. 43 和 Three Months After Our Divorce, My Ex-Husband Came Back Wearing a Mask to Capture Me 和离三个月，前夫又戴着面具来抓我了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Three Months After Our Divorce, My Ex-Husband Came Back Wearing a Mask to Capture Me Again 155Reads—Score—14d adds
44. 44 愿 May You Ride This Horse and Come to Me Night After Night 愿君骑此马，日日踏夜来 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted May you ride this horse and come by night, day after day 643Reads—Score—14d adds
45. 45 攻 The Conquest Target Leaves, and My Husband Cries and Begs Me to Stop Pretending 攻略女退场，夫君哭着求我别装 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The conquest heroine exits the stage, and my husband cries and begs me to stop pretending. 7Reads—Score—14d adds
46. 46 买 The Furnace I Bought Is Obedient Yet Wild, and Dual Cultivation Boosts My Power 买来的炉鼎又乖又野，双修还能涨修为 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚7k WordsCompleted The human cauldron I bought is both obedient and wild, and dual cultivation can even boost my cultivation. —Reads—Score—14d adds
47. 47 被 After the Conquest System Bound Me, My Crazy Senior Brother Smiled 被攻略系统绑定后，疯批师兄笑了 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted After Being Bound to the Conquest System, My Unhinged Senior Brother Smiled 4Reads—Score—14d adds
48. 48 狐 The Fox Clan's Young Master Pursues His Wife to the Bitter End, and All Nine Tails Bloom 狐族少主追妻火葬场，九条尾巴全绽放 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚6k WordsCompleted The Fox Clan’s Young Lord Pursues His Wife to the Bitter End, and All Nine Tails Bloom 4Reads—Score—14d adds
49. 49 我 I Rescued Someone in the Wasteland, and He Insisted on Marrying Me in Return 我在废土救了个人，他非要以身相许 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted I Rescued Someone in the Wasteland, and He Insisted on Repaying Me with His Life 6Reads—Score—14d adds
50. 50 追 I Chased His Buddy for Half a Year Before Realizing He Was Right Behind Me 追他哥们大半年，才发现正主在身后 Singing at Dusk Among the Pines松间唱晚Marriage & Romance6k WordsCompleted After Chasing His Buddy for Half a Year, I Finally Realized the One I Wanted Was Right Behind Me 6Reads—Score—14d adds

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