Funny Stories, Preferably Completed or Over a Million Words 搞笑的（最好是完结或者字数100w以上的）

1. 601 疯 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 60Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 602 我 I Met an Immortal at a Diploma Mill 我在野鸡大学遇仙人 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Urban372k WordsOngoing Lighthearted, stress-relieving, and hilarious. The bustling city is full of ordinary people and everyday life. After four years of hard study, the male lead only realizes just before graduation that his college is a complete diploma mill. His degree is worthless and his future is ruined, leaving him at a dead end in the glittering city. Just when he has nowhere left to turn, an ordinary old man selling roasted sweet potatoes at a stall outside the school gate is revealed to be an immortal livi 44Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Inimitable nonsensical funny style. The sky is free and the ideas are still unfinished

3. 603 开 From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓 A Lifelong Pursuit一生追寻Eastern Fantasy457k WordsCompleted From the hidden secrets beneath a bustling city to a fantastical journey through a wondrous world. He walks with a hunting dog in one hand and a falcon in the other. He acts when it’s time to act, and knows when it’s time to back down. He’s charming and dashing, witty and funny, with a thoroughly roguish streak. She met him in a psychiatric hospital. Their fated bond was written in the stars, and she went from a spirited young woman to the darling of heaven. Together, they weather every sweetne 347Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 604 超 My Superpower Awakened, Shocking the National Superpower Bureau 超能觉醒，我震惊了国家超能局 A Crow Painted in White Ink白色墨水画乌鸦Urban107k WordsOngoing [High-powered martial arts + humor and comedy + passion + school life + System + alien beasts + hard-hitting action + apocalypse + sci-fi + wild imagination] My name is Zhen Lang. I just want to be a low-key high school student, but I never expected my superpower test results to alarm the National Superpower Administration. I'm able to awaken superpowers an unlimited number of times, and my very first ability was a Heaven-ranked one. Now they call me an unparalleled genius and the hope of humani —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   These books are okay

5. 605 沙 My Silly Junior Brother Is Strong and Totally Unhinged 沙雕小师弟，很强很疯癫 Han Hong涵鸿Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted and hilarious, exciting plot + satisfying wish fulfillment + fast-paced, quick power-ups + powerful protagonist + plundering the entire immortal realm + decisive and ruthless + come along for the ride.] The shameless Jiang Xiaobai is a ruthless fighter with monstrous power, crushing every enemy in his path. A gold-devouring beast named Brocade-Haired Pig: hilarious, with an astonishing treasure-hunting ability. No treasure can escape its nose. A sleazy, lecherous turtle named Guogu 10.7kReads8.5Score1.2kShelves

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   The plot is exciting, interesting and entertaining, the kind that makes people laugh to death without paying for their lives.

6. 606 人 The Human Emperor Has to Die, Aaaaaah! 人皇必须死啊啊啊啊啊 Young Master Xi席公子Urban222k WordsOngoing This book is also known as "The School Beauty's Personal Reaper", "You Bald Donkey, How Dare You Compete with Me for the Nun!", "Human Emperor, Your Mom Says Come Home and Raise Pigs!", "Big Sister: It's Best to Beat Up Your Little Brother Early", *My Fellow Humans, For the Sake of Peace, I, the Human Emperor, Have Decided to Sacrifice Myself and Marry into the Succubus Clan, Slurp~*, *Human Emperor, You Son of a ***, C***,* "I, Wang, Have Always Done as I Please. Why Should I Explain Myself to —Reads6.6Score—Shelves
7. 607 女 The Infinite Reset: A Side Character's Journey to Immortality 女配修仙，但是无限读档 Moon Facing the Sky月对空Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [No romance, an absolutely massive golden finger, carefree cultivation, fighting monsters and leveling up] What happens when a cannon-fodder supporting heroine gains the ability to reload infinitely... Bad spiritual roots from the start? Reload and try again. Can’t win the sect tournament? Reload and try again. A secret realm full of danger? Reload to avoid every danger and collect every rare treasure. Offended a high-ranking cultivator? Even with just a 1% chance of success, keep reloading thro 79kReads9.4Score10.3kShelves

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   The ending is hilarious. The heroine travels through the world of immortality and gains the ability to infinitely load files. Just like if you can't beat the opponent now because you are not strong enough, you will stop at this time point. When the opponent is far stronger than the opponent, you will immediately return to this time point to kill the opponent. The heroine is super decisive and ambitious. The golden-fingered grandfather of the destiny hero works for her, and she instigates rebellion in the harem, either as a subordinate or as a disciple. The heroine of Destiny's harem was either killed by her or her subordinates. It's really super funny, it made me laugh.

8. 608 异 Superpowers: Someone's Here to Buy Melons 异能：有一个人前来买瓜 White Hat白帽Urban783k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [System + Comedy + Spiritual Qi Revival + Urban] A man came to buy a watermelon and stabbed Ning Yi. As a result, Ning Yi awakened the [Pain-Devouring System] and shouted, “Go on, stab me again if you've got the guts!” Thug: I've never heard anyone make such a weird request. “Ding! Sustained 666 points of ordinary damage. Devoured!” “Ding! Sustained 666 points of ordinary damage. Devoured!” “...” Even the knife was nicked and blunted. Ning Yi grinned and said, “If that doesn't work, wa 758Reads8.6Score—Shelves
9. 609 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Really Can't Keep Hiding Anymore! 灵气复苏：我真的苟不住了! Hot-Tempered Steamed Bun暴躁馒头Urban114k WordsOngoing [Urban fantasy + System + Urban life + Comedy] After the spiritual qi revival, the world is at peace through nuclear deterrence, and humanity stands on the brink of extinction. Ye Fan, the last human alive, unexpectedly awakens the bloodline of ancient gods and demons and fights three thousand mutated monsters all by himself. When he wakes up, Ye Fan finds himself back in his school days, with the strongest System in history. From then on, beautiful women throw themselves at him, but he remains 5Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 610 丽 Lisi's Smuggling Adventure 丽丝偷渡记 Heavenly Path Bow天行弓7k WordsCompleted Lisi's Smuggling Journey 38Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I was so dazzled that one million seemed to be ten thousand, and it slipped away!

11. 611 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: What Kind of Ridiculous Skills Are These? 灵气复苏：这都是什么鬼技能 Crouching Dragon Scuba Diving卧龙潜水Urban312k WordsCompleted [Urban Superpowers + No Limits + Brute Strength] Spiritual qi revival swept across Blue Star, and people began awakening supernatural abilities! Ye Fan, who had dropped out of school to run a barbecue stall, awakened a mutated spatial ability: [Domain Space]. By a stroke of luck, he also obtained a System Lucky Wheel, but every spin gave him one bizarre skill after another. “What the hell is [Barbecue Domain] supposed to be? Do you want me to build a barbecue ecosystem across Blue Star?” 179Reads7.4Score—Shelves
12. 612 人 People on Earth Won't Have Kids, and Even the Gods in Heaven Are Panicking! 人间不愿生娃，天上神仙都急了！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓9k WordsCompleted People on earth don't want to have children, and even the gods in heaven are panicking! 50Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 613 我 I Just Arrived in the Naruto World, and the Rankings Have Revealed My Future 我，刚到火影，未来被排行榜曝光 Happy Little Crawler幸福的爬爬虫Anime Fanfiction374k WordsCompleted Leng Rui transmigrates into the world of Naruto! He had planned to secretly grow stronger with the help of a Simulation System, but then a huge upheaval swept through the shinobi world! [The Divine Ranking descends, taking stock of the myriad worlds] [The Heavenly Tribulation descends, uniting the shinobi world] The Divine Ranking exposed him before he had even come into his own! Madara: Why does Leng Rui outrank Kaguya on the ninjutsu list, yet not appear on the combat power list? The Akatsuki: 1.1kReads5.4Score—Shelves
14. 614 为 To Have More Babies, Even the Gods Go Wild (The Mortal Realm)! 为了多生娃，神仙也疯狂（人间篇）！ Heavenly Path Bow天行弓8k WordsCompleted Even Immortals Go Wild to Have More Kids (The Mortal Realm Arc)! 178Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 615 火 Naruto: The Daily Life of the Commentator 火影：神评君的日常生活 Salty咸Anime Fanfiction164k WordsOngoing [Comment on the video] [Comments will be rated] [The highest-rated comment will receive a generous reward] [Madara Uchiha: “Despair! This is Madara Uchiha, the power of a god!”] Rating: 3999 [Hiruzen Sarutobi: “The Will of Fire will burn on forever...”] Rating: 5332 Naruto looked at the “Greatest Comments Ever” he had picked up and quietly typed: [Naruto Uzumaki: “Minato Namikaze, you're quite fast. Does your wife know?”] Rating: 96945 [Hiruzen Sarutobi: “Minato, let me explain!”] 2Reads7.8Score—Shelves
16. 616 皇 Deep in the Imperial Palace: What Could a Eunuch Possibly Be Up To? 皇家深宫：太监能有什么坏心眼？ My Integrity Needs Recharging Again节操又得充值了Historical406k WordsCompleted He transmigrates through time and lands in ancient times, only to be so unlucky that the emperor shoots him in the crotch with a bow and turns him into a eunuch! Ye Xiuyuan, his eyes brimming with resentment, obtains the Top-Tier Fake Eunuch System and promptly turns the emperor into a eunuch in return! As the only great martial artist in the world, he becomes the chief eunuch of the Imperial Household Department and thrives in the imperial palace, enjoying every luxury and sharing the emperor’s 128Reads8.8Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    The last one isn't too funny but it's very interesting

17. 617 惊 Thriller Game: Starting with Saw 惊悚游戏:从电锯惊魂开始 Gold黄金Mystery469k WordsCompleted Lin Feifan joined a horror game to seek a cure, but stumbled upon the truth of this world... The Cthulhu Mythos turned out to be the ultimate mastermind... The horror game existed to hold back the Great Old Ones! Become an administrator... and purge every mystery in the universe! 6Reads9.3Score—Shelves
18. 618 守 Tomb Keeper: In China's Ancient Tombs, Even Gods Are Forbidden to Enter 守陵人:华夏古墓，神明禁行 Moonlit Sleeplessness月愁眠Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted After Zhou Sheng fails to confess his feelings to the campus beauty, Huo Yujie, his classmates mercilessly mock his summer vacation plans. Just then, the Tomb Guardian System awakens! Tomb Guardians protect the imperial tombs of the world and safeguard the dragon veins of China! What Zhou Sheng doesn’t know is that his beloved campus beauty is the heir to one of the nine great tomb-raiding families! The very first tomb he’s assigned to guard is already being targeted by her family! Zhou Sheng: “ 9.7kReads7.9Score1.1kShelves
19. 619 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Buddy, Listen to Me, Digging Up That Grave Is a Crime 直播算命：水友你听我忽悠，挖这座坟准刑 Little Daoist Lord of Cloud Seals云篆小道君Urban997k WordsCompleted Rich man: “Master, could you tell me how my finances are looking lately?” Zhang Wuwang: “Let’s put your finances aside for now. You’ve got a bit of green on your head...” Boy: “Master, what does my love life look like?” Zhang Wuwang: “Your mom wants you to come home and donate bone marrow.” Young woman: “Master, could you tell me how my love life is looking?” Zhang Wuwang: “Uh, would you believe me if I said your boyfriend has a kid?” Young man: “Master, could you tell me what my future holds?” 10Reads9.1Score—Shelves
20. 620 没 I Have No Superpowers, So I Scrape By Opening Mystery Boxes 没异能的我，靠开盲盒艰难度日 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban500k WordsOngoing [Meme references] [Hilarious and ridiculous] [Obliviously straight] Cao Diaiao was reborn in a world of superpowers years ago, but never awakened any abilities. He became a high school PE teacher. Then one day, he activated the "Surprise Blind Box System." Congratulations! Your blind box contains: Technique: The Limitless Path of Fitness, Agility, and Certain Victory Ultimate Skill: Black Funeral Coffin-Bearer Summoning Art Unlocked Character: A sweet little sister who only knows how to dote on 332Reads9.2Score—Shelves
21. 621 狼 Werewolf Game Space: I’m Always Full of Surprises 狼人杀空间：我总是出人意料 Xiaoyu's Whole World小羽的全世界Urban525k WordsCompleted [Mutant Infinite-Flow] [Plot-Focused] [One Heroine] [Don't think too hard while reading this. If you're coming in, don't be misled: the heroine only appears at the very end, so she's practically nonexistent. The male lead doesn't get a team until later.] I'm a lonely, starving wolf. With masterful disguises and formidable ninja skills, I carry out one killing after another. I'm never the cruel one. The world is cruel. All I want is to keep on living, forever and ever and ever and ever. I want to 476Reads9.0Score102Shelves
22. 622 火 Naruto: From the Start, Tsunade Boldly Confessed Her Love to Me 火影：开局被纲手强势告白 City Naruto Journey to the West都市火影西游Anime Fanfiction209k WordsOngoing Jiang Yuan, who had been childhood friends with Tsunade since they were little, chose to become a proud Ninja Academy teacher at the age of eighteen. Jiang Yuan: “My student Minato has what it takes to become Hokage!” Minato: “There’s something seriously wrong with our teacher!” Shikaku Nara: “With Teacher Jiang Yuan, being abnormal is perfectly normal!” Jiraiya: “Jiang Yuan's a good friend of mine. He helped me a lot with my writing.” Tsunade: “There's a rumor going around that I like you.” “I' 2.6kReads8.7Score139Shelves
23. 623 火 Naruto: The Story of My Two Souls in One Body 火影：关于我一体双魂那件事 Field Snail田螺丝Anime Fanfiction256k WordsCompleted Bai Kaede transmigrates into the world of Hokage and becomes Obito Uchiha. Just as he thinks he can spend his days idling in peace, he realizes something is wrong. Obito Uchiha's soul has appeared. One acts for the sake of his obsession and the person he loves. The other is a good-for-nothing who just wants to survive and keep idling forever. Watch as these two mismatched souls write a new future for Naruto. (A newbie writer here. Please forgive me if it's not well written. I'm no good at writin 956Reads8.9Score107Shelves
24. 624 网 Online Game: A Resource Satellite from the Start 网游：开局一颗资源卫星 Fang Hetaо方核桃Sports2.5M WordsCompleted The era-defining game Global War has launched. Starting from a thatched hut, players develop their settlements from the tribal stage, gather resources, train troops, recruit famous generals, and build armies to challenge the world’s top powers! The Great Song Duchy, the Great Qin Duchy, the Great Han Duchy, the Great Ming Duchy, the Mongols, the Xiongnu... The Empire of Alexander, the Holy Roman Empire, the Persian Empire, the Maurya Empire, the Egyptian Empire... Unemployed young man Chen F 12.4kReads8.9Score963Shelves
25. 625 魔 The Demon Cult: Everyone But Me Is an Undercover Agent 魔教，除了我全是卧底 Shallow Song浅歌Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted After transmigrating as the Holy Son of the demonic Sacred Spirit Cult, Ye Wushuang wasn’t happy at all. Because someone had poisoned him with over five hundred doses of more than a hundred different kinds of slow-acting poison. Even worse, everyone in the entire Sacred Spirit Cult was an undercover agent except him. The elders and disciples, the cult leader, even the Grand Supreme Elder: all of them were undercover agents. Ye Wushuang: This is too much! What are you undercover agents even after 351Reads6.9Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    The second one is really funny

26. 626 猛 After I Got a Buff, Girlish Voice, My Roommate Went Crazy 猛男萝莉音后，我室友疯了 Xue Is Not薛不是Urban168k WordsCompleted Wei Liang never imagined he could produce all kinds of feminine voices, much less unlock a breathy voice... What he least expected was that his new roommate would go crazy just five days after moving in. When his roommate went mad, he made a shocking statement in an interview: “Just from hearing his voice, how could I have guessed he was a man?” Reporter: “And how did you feel after finding out he was a man?” His roommate’s eyes lit up: “Even more excited!” Reporter: “!!!!!!!!!!!!” 462Reads9.2Score103Shelves
27. 627 秘 Secret Realm Expedition: From the Start, I Get SSS-Rank Appraisal 秘境探险：开局获得SSS鉴定术 Like the Wind, If It Could逆风如解Urban612k WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + Pets + Comedy + No CP + Spiritual Qi Revival] Jiang Bei transmigrates to a parallel world and chooses Appraisal as his ability from the start. Target: His 75-kilogram chubby deskmate Appraisal result: She's secretly in love with him! In his panic, he blurts out, “Oh my god!” And just like that, the world changes because of him! Secret realms? Clear them all! Powerful figures from other nations? Give them a hard time! Invading foreign races? If I tell you to sit, you'd better not 261Reads9.0Score—Shelves
28. 628 开 I Bullied a Female Ghost from the Start, Now She’s Crying at My Door in the Middle of the Night! 开局欺负女鬼，半夜跑我家哭！ Xia Shuaibi夏帅比Urban106k WordsOngoing Shen Xiaotian sticks his little hands in his pockets. He doesn't care about anyone! “That's right! I'm putting it out there!” “You bounty hunters dare kill the ghosts you kill? I dare kill them too!” “I'll even kill the ghosts you don't dare touch!” “Basically, if you dare, I dare. If you don't dare, I still dare!” “I've got the strength to back it up, so don't mess with me!” “I'm super fierce!” Female ghost: “Handsome, amazing big brother, I've warmed up the bed for you...” Roadblock ghost: “Ho 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Funny like this. Is there anyone who laughs to death without repaying his life?

29. 629 我 I Made a Million Cultivators Cry with Rage 我气哭了百万修炼者 Shopkeeper Ziyuan紫苑掌柜Eastern Fantasy3.2M WordsOngoing “I reached the Qi Opening Realm in three days! Can you do that?” “No!” hundreds of thousands of cultivators shouted in unison. Jiang Bei was reborn with an Anger System. Cultivate? There’s no way I’m cultivating. Why bother when I can just spend my free time making people mad and racking up points? That feels much better. Thinking of those people flying into helpless rages, Jiang Bei smiled faintly. More anger points! 354Reads8.3Score100Shelves

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