I didn't think this book was funny at first, but then I saw it became more and more funny. It turned out to be a mid-term book, and it really made me laugh to death. The head teacher immediately took away my cell phone and rushed over from behind the door just because the laughter was too loud. [Laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying][face covering]
The fighting descriptions have a strong visual sense, and the transition between offense and defense is crisp and clear. The hot-blooded competition combines the warmth and coldness of human relationships, and the plot is full of content and becomes more and more exciting as you go on.
It is a slow-burning story about the immortal universe that combines magic, fantasy and science fiction. The universe of immortality coexists with magic and technology. The world view is getting bigger and bigger, the characters are vivid and vivid, the daily life is warm but not boring, and the fights are exciting and not procrastinating. If you like slow-motion, exploration, and group portraits, don't miss it! [Laughing and crying]
After the two set up the tent, Gu Siying came over and patted An Wan on the shoulder, and said lightly: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, the one hundred I originally said was one million. Just now you negotiated with me to two hundred yuan, but I felt that two hundred yuan seemed too stingy, so I added a tip of eight hundred yuan." After hearing this, An Wan looked regretful, "Dad, you may not believe me when I tell you. I've been bad at counting since I was a child. Why don't you resend me and see if I can count how many zeros there are in a million?" Gu Siying had already gotten into the tent, "Can't count zeros? Are you from Chengdu, your hometown?" An Wan looked at the sky speechlessly. No matter how awesome Chopin was, he couldn't express her melancholy at the moment.
No system, no golden fingers, two bare buttocks at the beginning, even using leaves to cover their shame, both were stung by Mao Lazi [laughs]. It all depends on the battle of wits and courage between these two brothers and their hard work. Two male protagonists and two female protagonists, humorous, twists and turns in the plot, and strives to be real.
The first four books are definitely fine. They are very funny. Please feel free to read them. The last one I saw is a new one. I'm not sure if it meets your taste.
Mental illness awakens a broken system, and relies on cognitive misalignment to stir up troubles in a strange world. It is a serious nonsense, and it is a battle of wits and courage with the government, supernatural beings, plutocrats and other forces. It is a refreshing and funny story. You can try it if you like.
[Star Absorbing Technique] Since it can absorb power, and power is a form of energy, then... Can the intermolecular force be absorbed? Can metal keys be sucked? Just do it, Liao Ai grabs the iron
"That's wrong." Huaiyin thought of something, "Didn't He Xi say that his parents are both low-level workers? This white coat..." Huaiyin turned his attention to Yisi, and obviously handed him the microphone marked by the spirit. "I haven't considered this." "Then you really guessed?" "Didn't I say that I felt the aura of Gui Xu, and I didn't say that that person had something to do with Song Shijiu." "Look at it this way, this white coat is a big problem." Yihong leaned against the side of the ship, with a cynical smile on his lips. He exuded a sense of alienation from the whole thing, as if he was completely separated from the fate of the people in front of him, and he was just an outsider watching indifferently. Several people were about to condemn this neurotic ambient light. "Come with me." Song Eleven turned around and walked towards the gangway of the freighter. The corners of his white coat gently lifted in the sea breeze, leaving a clean figure on his back. The five of them looked at each other, and in the end, Xi took the first step - his fingertips unconsciously rubbed the fish bone fragment engraved with the omega symbol, and the breath of Guixu seemed to ripple in his heart again. This time, it was no longer roses and horses, but an almost familiar calm with the smell of rust. The interior of the freighter is much neater than imagined. There are many photos hanging on the walls on both sides of the corridor, most of which are images of deep-sea exploration. In one of the yellowed old photos, young Song Shiyi is laughing with a girl with a ponytail holding up a fish bone specimen. The girl has lively eyebrows and looks somewhat similar to He Xi. "That's nineteen." Song Shiyi's voice came from the front, as if he had guessed their gazes, "When she was fifteen, we found the first fish bone fragment in the Mariana Trench." "What a pity?" Huai Ji touched her arm, "What's wrong?" "Nothing." She shook her head and quickly followed the team, but her heart was in turmoil. "Does this memory always exist in my mind?" This sentence was not uttered after all. Instead, he blurted out, "Is the Omega organization really what we imagined?" Song Eleven led them into a spacious laboratory. A complete fish bone was soaked in the central glass container. Green mist flowed slowly in it, but was firmly locked by the blue light on the wall of the container. "This is the last main bone." He pointed to the instrument under the container. "Nineteen used [foresight] ability to calculate that as long as it is destroyed, the green mist around the world will lose its activity. But the core members of Ω have taken the replica to the Antarctic, where their last cultivation cabin is." Yihong suddenly sneered: "So you tied us here because you want us to go to the Antarctic to die?" "I'm asking for your help." Song Eleven turned around and looked at He Xi, "Especially you, He Xi. Nineteen said that only your [Paper Kite] can penetrate the Antarctic ice fog and find the location of the training cabin." He Xi raised his head suddenly: "How did she know my ability?" Song Eleven took out a notebook from the drawer. Five paper kites were drawn on the opened page, and a line of small words was written next to it: "Xi Xi's paper can fly over the glacier, just like my mother flew over the trench." The handwriting is beautiful, but it has a stubborn strength. "This is Nineteen's notes." His voice became softer. "Your mother was the exploration captain of Ω and the first person to discover fish bones. In order to prevent the research from getting out of control, she detonated the explosives in the trench, leaving only you and half of the fish bones." He Xi's hands began to tremble, and a new memory suddenly came to him - the day her mother disappeared, there was a green mist floating on the sea, and the fish bone specimen in her arms was as hot as a ball of fire. "So you arrested us not because of Nineteen's foresight." Huaiyin suddenly spoke. The passive skill of [Rain Kill] allowed her to hear the heartbeats in the mezzanine of the laboratory. There were at least ten people. "You need He Xi's blood to activate this last main bone, right?" Song Eleven's face changed for the first time: "I just wanted to..." At this time, He Xi's calm voice came: "What are you talking about? My mother is just a sand control person. How could she be the exploration team leader of the Ω organization?" She smiled, "So you made this up." At this time, Song Shiyi's face looked a little ugly. The boy next to him saw something wrong in Song Eleven's eyes: "How dare you have such an attitude towards the savior." Just as he was about to step forward to teach Yisi and the others a lesson, Song Eleven stopped him. "If you forget, it's okay... It's just..." "Sorry, I have no conscience and morals. Also, I don't know where the fish bones you mentioned are." He Xi obviously would not be passively deceived by others' words. "Really? Look at your neck." "Just look at it, I still don't believe you can conjure a fish bone on my neck out of thin air." As she said that, she touched her neck, "There are fish bones on my neck that won't smell fishy..." But when the soft touch on his hand turned into a tingling pain in his fingers, He Xi was stunned. She looked down stiffly while touching. "I'll go..." "You still don't believe it?" Song Eleven shook his head sadly. "Stop pretending!" He Xi sneered, obviously forgetting that the current situation was still too tense with the other party, "By the way - Huaiyin, you must remember, even if my memory has been manipulated by him, you must remember that the original thing on my neck is a strip of cloth with straw inside. Right?" He Xi waited for the other party's affirmative answer. Even Song Shiyi could detect the manipulation by himself, let alone... "Don't you have fish bones hanging around your neck?" "Listen, your method is right... Wait, what did you say?" He Xi realized something was wrong at this moment. "I said..." "Wait..." He Xi stepped forward and blocked Huaiyin's mouth, "I must have heard wrong." "I..." "Wait..." Huaiyin was about to say something but He Xi blocked her mouth, "Yisi, tell me, what is that on my neck?" Seeing the look on Yi's head that seemed to be about to speak but stopped looking at himself as if he was crazy, He Xi knew there was no need to continue asking. Look at the other two again - they also have expressions that feel like they are shocked. She clearly remembered that what she wore around her neck was the relic of her parents. The remaining warmth smelled of sunshine, and there were never any fish bones. But in front of him, Huaiyin looked confused, Yixi frowned slightly, Yihong folded his arms and watched coldly, and even Huaiji, who had always been gentle, showed a puzzled look. Everyone's eyes were telling her: You have this fish bone hanging around your neck. Since this doesn't work, we can only take the main route. But... "My amulet..." He Xi was very flustered now, "I hope this fish bone is just a cover-up, and my amulet is always around my neck." "I believe you." Huai Ji's words seemed to be redemption, but seeing the other person raising his hands like a primary school student, it was hard not to doubt that this was not the work of his unconventional mind. "Forget it..." He Xi wanted to continue with his plan. "Wait, shouldn't you regard me as the only light in the darkness?" "I'm not impressed." He said, "Let's discuss how to solve this fake Song Shiyi thing?" "No way, just lock in the conclusion and not give any other explanation?" Said Yihong, who suddenly had the upper hand. "That's not necessary. There must be something wrong with this world." "Why didn't you say there was something wrong with the world over at Guixu?" Yisi began to reason at this moment. "Obviously, what good thing could it be to take off my amulet?" "666." "So..." "Ah... Hey, why are you involved?" Huai Ji, who was just standing by sadly, couldn't sit still. "There must be something wrong with this world. I even doubt whether this world is our world." As soon as this assumption was made, it was the turn of those who were about to stop He Xi's mouth and were stunned. "Don't say..." Huaiyin groaned. "I didn't say anything?" He Xi answered. "That's not what I meant." "What is that..." "She means that you are a genius." Yihong stood aside and said calmly, pretending to be a master. "It makes sense why the identity does not match." "So what should we do next? Are we still going to take care of Storm Catcher?" "I want to find the amulet." Even though He Xi wanted to shut up at the moment, this was her inner voice. When she heard what she was going to do next, this was the first thing she thought of. "Isn't it true that there is such a thing..." "Help her find it!" Without waiting for the others to object, Yi seemed to put the final word directly. "Do you have any explanation?" Huaiyin asked. "Intuition." When the others heard this explanation, they unanimously approved it. I'll give it to you. What else can you say. But at this moment, Song Eleven felt very uncomfortable, because he only saw a few people winking there, looking shocked at one moment, and bored at the other. Do you know how terrifying this bystander perspective is? It's like a few mentally ill people communicating through their minds. But from another perspective, isn't this right?
Who knows? Duan Yayun said that he should wash his hands in a golden basin, but he saw through Shao Yiye's thoughts about Luo Huaichu at a glance and ordered him to wait until Chuchu went to college before falling in love. I have been able to accurately find the spicy strips hidden in my mind since I was a child. This kind of "control" is so visceral.
Chapter 187-Hoe Naming Conference! Wang Dachui recited a bunch of majestic skills, but Li Xufei said, "The essence is still a hoe" - but the aura of the hoe blade fluctuated, and it recognized the name! The full name is: Breaking the Sky, Breaking the Fan, and Binding the Earth, but the essence is still a hoe. Nickname: Ground-splitting hoe. Nickname: Hoe Hoe. Wang Dachui protested on the spot: "With such a long name, I got stabbed before the fight was over!" Chapter 188 - Two things. First, Li Xutian helped the second and third houses next door to collect the spiritual grains before dawn, but found out that they had deliberately not harvested them to catch fish! He admitted his mistake on the spot: "I made a mistake, so I will help you replant right away - the harvest will be divided equally!" Wang Yuanrui commented: Two old fishermen, they will be cheated instead of being lazy. Second, Senior Sister Zhou revealed the sect's rules: Anyone who forges a magic weapon can apply for material subsidies! Li Xu pulled up the Panda Eye King's sledgehammer on the spot, took a sack of waste mines and went straight to Jiange for reimbursement. Wang Dachui, how much you can earn depends on your performance. Master Lu: I already gave him one plus three punches for his performance last night, four stars!
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