My Name Is Zhu Chongba and He Starts with a Bowl

Name: My Name Is Zhu Chongba and He Starts with a Bowl
Author: Purple Lily

我叫朱重八开局一个碗

by Purple Lily (紫百合)

Status: Completed
Length: 686k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical & Ancient
Audience: Male
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Don't look at the title of the book as a joke, but the content is even more outrageous. My name is Zhu Chongba, a native of Fengyang, Anhui, and my profession: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, and emperor. Starting equipment: A bowl with a gapped mouth. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the room was filled with red light—actually, my neighbor's house caught fire, and my father lost three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and played "Hungry Awakening Song". The abbot said that I had a wise eye, and I said that I had a hungry eye. I married my wife because she gave me pancakes, which caused two big blisters on my chest - I cried, and she slapped me in the face. I had a water fight with Chen Youliang. He built a three-story ship. I set a fire and asked him if it would make waves or not. After I became emperor, I loved writing imperial edicts in vernacular. Civil servants said I was vulgar, and I said you know nothing. This is called having fun with the people. But don't laugh. I've starved my whole family to death, kneeled down before landlords, ate grass roots, and slept on graves. My best brother was killed by me, my favorite son walked before me, and the woman I missed the most could no longer carry me on my back. In this life, I come from the bowl and go to the bowl. The country is like a bowl - you have to hold it steady and don't drop it. It's okay if you drop it, just pick it up again. Our Lao Zhu family has nothing but a hard life.

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