Any Scary Yet Hilarious Stories That'll Make You Laugh Till You Drop While Reading at Midnight? 有没有又恐怖又搞笑的半夜看能笑抽的那种
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The Terrifying Online Celebrity 恐怖女网红
Ning Ruoyu is bullied and framed by the people closest to her. To stay alive, she has no choice but to catch ghosts for money. She never expected to become an online sensation with tens of millions of followers... I’ve started a new book and hope you’ll show it some love. Please recommend it and send me some diamonds. Don’t forget to tap “Follow”! During the new-book period, there will be one update a day until the story reaches 30,000 words, posted at noon. After that, there will be two updates
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Horror Camgirl 恐怖女主播
My name is Yuan Junyao, a name that doesn't suit me at all. I've had a chronic illness since birth, and I'm so hideously deformed that tumors started growing on my face when I was little. My father left me when I was just three months old. At fifteen, I was blamed for my mother's death. Only my grandmother raised me and my stepbrother, who shared neither parent with me. But after an accident, I was offered up to a man who should never have crossed my path. To get revenge and see justice done, I
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What's the Point of Reincarnation? I Want to Be a Vengeful Ghost 投胎算什么,我要做厉鬼
What's Reincarnation? I Want to Become a Vengeful Ghost
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Bureau 747: Special Affairs Division Nine 747局之特殊事物处理九科
Do you really know the colleagues around you? What about your classmates and family? The person you've lived with for years, the one you know best, might not even be human! In this world, humans and demons coexist. Demons can live among you in all sorts of ways. “They” might be the man selling jianbing on the street, or they might be your boss! If a top special forces soldier hadn't awakened his family's bloodline in a panic while carrying out a highly classified special mission, and then joined
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The Last Female Mystic 最后一个女玄术师
When Ye Simei was five, a fortune-teller told her she was born with a bewitching beauty and destined to become a canary in some powerful man's cage. Ye Simei: Have the powerful gotten too cocky, or do you think I, Ye Simei, can't wield a blade anymore?
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Live-Streaming Illegal Parking Checks: My Zombie Got a Parking Ticket 直播查违停:我的僵尸被贴罚单
A livestream tracks illegal parking across the internet. Qin Feng, a corpse driver, leaves a zombie parked by a deserted roadside, only for a constable to slap it with a ticket. The incident sets the internet abuzz: does this count as illegal parking? Commenter: A zombie gets a parking ticket? Do you pay the fine with ghost money? Commenter: Please welcome Zhang San, the master of getting away with anything, to weigh in. Zhang San: Class, here’s how we should analyze this question...
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Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒:这个罪犯连鬼也不放过
In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra
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Hello, Psychopath Hello,心理变态者
Funny Female Detective VS Sharp-Tongued Psychology Expert. When he confesses, Jiang Yijin says, “I only had to glance at you a few more times in the crowd, and the water in my brain turned into dopamine. Ever since then, my sex hormones have been above normal.” Ji Miao: “You talk too fancy. I don't get it.” Jiang Yijin: “I love you. I want to sleep with you.” Ji Miao: “Jiang Yijin, you're under arrest. My heart is your prison, and I'll keep you locked up for life!” Case highlights: cooking bodie
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Born with the Phoenix Fate, They Use Me as Bait to Lure Ghosts. How Can I Put Up with This? 凤命魂,钓鬼拿我打窝,这能忍?
After Chen Zhenzhen fails the college entrance exam three times in a row, she unexpectedly discovers the truth: her own grandmother has been stealing her luck. As it turns out, her grandmother is a snake demon who has cultivated for five hundred years. To ascend to immortality, she hasn't just stolen Chen Zhenzhen's luck: she also wants the spiritual essence of every Chen family man... To stop her grandmother, Chen Zhenzhen is forced to follow an old Taoist priest and somehow ends up joining the
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Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿:虐文女主好像有那个大病
[Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin
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A Timid Beauty Is Doted on by Vengeful Ghosts in Horror Movies 怂包美人在恐怖片被厉鬼宠爱
[Infinite Horror Sets + Growing Heroine + Thrills and Chills + Sweet Romance + Multiple Versions of the Male Lead] Shen Biezhi is chosen to be a paranormal actor and must continually enter horror films to play different roles. [The Haunted Hotel] In the 1920s or 1930s, a speculator brings his newly married concubine home to visit his family. Their car breaks down on the way, leaving them stranded at a terrifying hotel… Shen Biezhi plays the beautiful young concubine. She knows that before she wa
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Hilarious Nonsense: You Call This a Public Education Show? 爆笑沙雕:你管这叫普法节目
[Based on hilarious real-life cases + absurd oddballs + System + current events + no female lead] The police station wants to break with tradition and launch a comedy account on Douyin to promote legal awareness. Rookie police officer Lin Yi is entrusted with the task at a critical moment, and the account’s style soon takes a wild turn! Explosive! In the dead of night, ferocious robbers keep showing up, robbing people naked! Absurd! A man reports that the counterfeit money he bought is so fake h
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Cultivating Immortality by Raising a Horde of Monsters: What Are You All Panicking About? 修仙,我就养群妖怪,你们慌什么
[Transmigration! Reborn! Lighthearted + lively + satisfying + funny + leveling up and fighting monsters!] Lin Chuyi failed her tribulation and was reborn in a tiny mountain village where they ate just two meals a day. With her soul damaged, she spent years in a daze. Then she suddenly rose to prominence, leaving everyone dumbfounded! She raises spirit beasts, takes in monsters, and leads her family in leveling up as they fight monsters! When her adoptive father returned from the army, he stared
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Hello, Charlatan 你好,神棍
Zhao Yijiang was trying to make a living in the capital when his girlfriend and older brother framed him, forcing him to flee in disgrace. He returned to his hometown to take over his father's job and began watching over the hospital morgue, only to discover that it was anything but peaceful. Strange things kept happening. Just as he was at a loss, fate brought him back together with his childhood best friend, Shang Gan. To his surprise, Shang Gan had become a famous local master who made a livi
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The Haunted Memories Estate 诡忆小区
Zhao Jingyue and his girlfriend Lele finally moved into Ping'anli, an apartment complex where rent was only 1,000 yuan a month. Their new, fully furnished two-bedroom apartment even had a sea view. They thought they'd found a bargain, but as soon as they moved in, all kinds of strange things began happening. As everything around him grew stranger by the day, Zhao Jingyue gradually realized that the complex wasn't meant for the living at all. His already bizarre neighbors were hiding unbelievable
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How Is He a Simp? Even Female Ghosts Are Throwing Themselves at Him! 这哪是舔狗?连女鬼都在倒贴他!
This book has multiple female leads. If that’s not your thing, proceed with caution! After swearing he’d never be a simp again, Chen Zhen somehow becomes a “Grim Reaper of the Six Realms.” Humans, ghosts, demons, gods, devils, and immortals: Beautiful women from all six realms throw themselves at him, and his life becomes one where he’s the one being pursued... “What do you do when a female ghost tries to force you into marriage? Asking online, and I’m in a real hurry...” “Miss, my cultivation
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A Hundred Ghosts on the Run: Solving Human Cases and Judging Spirits Between Yin and Yang 万鬼出逃:断人案判阴鬼守阴阳
[Ghost Hunting + System + Mystery + Crime Solving + CP + Horror] Because of a momentary oversight by the King of Hell, the seal on the Hall of the King of Hell shattered with a crash, and ten thousand evil ghosts broke free of their shackles and fled into the mortal world. Evil spirits ran rampant, and one bizarre, inexplicable murder case after another broke out, throwing the mortal world into chaos. The King of Hell, who had caused this catastrophe, had all her memories erased and was banished
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The Yin-Walker 巡阴人
Applying makeup to the dead, reading the winds and assessing the land, preparing bodies for burial, and performing rites on the seventh day after death. Scorched corpses: cleaning the body, applying rouge, painting the features! Bodies cut in half at the waist: removing the organs, filling the cavities, and stitching the body back together! I was born into a family that made its living from the dead, so I grew up dealing with corpses. I’ve seen all sorts of bizarre ways to die and countless inex
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Online Game: Confessing to a Noble Lady from the Start 网游:开局表白贵族千金
[Fake Villain + Lighthearted + Invincible + Online Game = Maximum Thrills!] After playing a game all night, he suddenly died and transmigrated into the game as a notorious villain. He confesses to the noble duke’s daughter right from the start, only for the duke to decide he wants him dead? He had thought he’d only made one enemy, but when Victor came to his senses, he realized something. Everyone around him wanted him dead. The aloof Valkyrie boss was dead set on taking his head, while the all-
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I'm Zhang San, and I Want a Word with the Rules of the Paranormal! 我张三,要和规则怪谈谈谈!
[Horror + eerie + hilarious + satisfying + national fortune = a serious novel] The Supreme Rules descend, selecting multiple people at random from each country to become Ascenders and take part in the Ascension Exam! Those who perform well earn high scores and even extra rewards. They can improve their own abilities and bring unexpected ascension to their country. But fail the exam, and death may be waiting for you, along with endless torment. Even your country may be beset by supernatural event
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I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神
The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa
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After the Taoist Nun Came Down from the Mountain, She Ran Wild 道姑下山后,野翻了
[Fantasy, paranormal, secret identity, sweet romance, urban romance] [Bai Ran = Ling Yuanzi] Everyone assumes Bai Ran is a Taoist nun at Yinshan Temple who trims dead branches and clears weeds. In truth, she is Celestial Master Ling Yuanzi of the Upper Sect of Yinshan, and at her master's command, she has come down from the mountain to marry Mo Lin. [Upper Sect of Yinshan] Ling Yuanzi's thirty-five senior brothers: Junior Sister, we heard you're coming down the mountain to get married? Who's bol
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Rules of the Paranormal: The Horrors? They're All Family 规则怪谈,诡异?都是一家人
[Rule-based horror + national destiny + no romance + livestream + original scenarios + mild scares + warm and healing] Three years ago, rule-based horror arrived, launching a game that put the fate of nations on the line. Every month, chosen players are randomly selected from various countries to enter the horror world and clear its challenges. Clear a challenge, and you earn generous rewards. Fail, and the chosen player dies, while the horror descends upon their country. The Xia Kingdom has alr
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Rule Horror: I’m an Eight-Year-Old Little Heavenly Master, and I’ve Been Chosen 规则怪谈:八岁小天师的我被选中
[Rule Horror] + [National Fate] + [Eerie] + [No heroine] + [Comedy] + [Wish fulfillment] Completed arcs: [Happy Apartment], [Late-Night Convenience Store], [Ghostly Sea Horror], and [Virtual City Horror]. Eight-year-old Lin Xuan is chosen to take part in Rule Horror. As a successor of the Daoist tradition, Lin Xuan discovers that killing the Eerie earns him merit, which he can use to upgrade Daoist techniques. Deity Summoning, Divination, Daoist Thunder Arts, Illusion Techniques… While contestan
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I Brought This on Myself, but Now the Escape Boss Won’t Leave Me Alone 作死的我被逃生boss缠上了
[One-on-one romance + Two powerful leads + Infinite-flow + Comedy + Yandere] Some people enter the escape game with a bug built right in. Lu Wu is one of them. While everyone else is seriously trying to escape, Lu Wu treats the escape game as nothing more than a game. Most outrageous of all, the escape game’s boss confessed his feelings to Lu Wu. The players, who risk their lives and wade through blood just to survive, are depressed. They’re going to report Lu Wu for cheating! Lu Wu: I didn’t, I
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Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师
Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he
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The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种
Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest
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You Won't Divorce Me? You Won't Leave Even Someone as Mentally Ill as Me Alone? 不和离?我一个精神病你都不放过
[Genuinely mentally ill heroine, mysticism, causing trouble to people’s faces, doted on by everyone, irresistible charm] Lin Yu'er is a mental patient who suddenly transmigrates into the role of the Marchioness of Zhaoping! Everyone in Shengjing knows that Lin Yu'er is crazy! She screams herself hoarse, talks to thin air, contorts her face with rage, and hits anyone she sees! Even the entire Imperial Medical Bureau was helpless, but then word suddenly spread that the Marquis of Zhaoping said his
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If I’m Right, I’m Right. If You’re Right, I’ll Beat You Up 姐行姐有理,你行姐揍你
A new book is out! Check out the hilarious power fantasy next door. Come give it a try! “No CP + strong heroine + power fantasy + comedy + decisive and ruthless” Content warnings: 1. Everyone is evil, including the heroine. 2. Everyone is crazy, especially the heroine, who is cruel and merciless. 3. A brainless power fantasy about a lunatic. Don’t read if that’s not your thing. Feng Xianxian, a madwoman who’s a master of both unhinged rants and snide remarks, draws her blade at the slightest pro
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I Sought Beauty and Ended Up Flirting with a Yandere Evil God [Infinite] 贪图美色却撩到病娇邪神【无限】
[A beauty-loving heroine × an incredibly! handsome, fragmented evil god hero] Luo Yu is obsessed with good looks, and even entering a survival game hasn’t cured her of this bad habit. She argues confidently, “I only like people who are incredibly! good-looking. Ordinary handsome guys just don’t do it for me. So the more obsessed I am with looks, the less obsessed I am with looks.” But after entering the survival game: “What’s this? Kinda cute. I’ll flirt with him! What’s this? Kinda cute too. I’
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Rule Horror: I Can See Hidden Clues 规则怪谈:我能看到隐藏提示
The world of supernatural tales has arrived, and everyone must follow the rules! After hundreds of years, the world of supernatural tales has appeared once more. Sun Kai accidentally transmigrates into it, becoming one of the first contestants representing his nation’s fate. They carry the fate of Xia Nation on their shoulders! If they win, they survive, Xia Nation’s fortunes rise, and its people all benefit. If they lose, they die, the nation’s fortunes fall, and supernatural tales invade the
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The Spirit Medium Who Eases Worries 解忧通灵师
[Metaphysics · reborn · sweet romance · mutual salvation] When people die, they leave behind thoughts and resentment. If fate grants them the chance, they can become ghosts and monsters. Ghosts and monsters cannot enter the underworld or be reincarnated. Gu Yousheng inherited a bloodline legacy and was born a spirit medium. Before she turned six, she cried and tried every way she could to get rid of her gift. After she turned six, she worked diligently to resolve grievances and troubles, becomin
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Livestreaming to the World: I Revealed My True Form in the Movie Emperor's Arms 全球直播:我在影帝怀里现原形
[Adorable pet transformation + laugh-out-loud comedy + everyone’s favorite + unconventional, offbeat xianxia] Yu Baibai fails her tribulation and gets struck by heavenly lightning, turning into a Chinese alligator. She freeloads as a pet in the home of an aloof movie star, mooching meals, treats, and Wangwang Snow Cookies. The movie star hugs her in her alligator form and says with eager hope, “Wouldn’t it be wonderful if you could turn into a beauty like Yu Baibai!” One day, Yu Baibai can’t
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The Metaphysics Master Is Reborn as the Villainous Brat’s Evil Stepmother 玄学大佬穿成反派崽崽的恶毒后妈
[A touch of the supernatural + adorable child + everyone dotes on her + sweet romance] When the metaphysics expert Ruan Qing ran into trouble while cleaning up her master's mess for the Nth time, she woke to find herself transmigrated into the wicked stepmother of a deranged, sinister villain in another world. Looking at the adorable four-year-old in front of her, so tiny a gust of wind could carry him away, she thought of how he would one day lose his father and family, become a demon, kill his
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The Entire Nobles' Academy Heard My Thoughts and Spoiled Me Rotten 全贵族学院听我心声后,宠疯我
Shi Li transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious supporting female character who was pathologically obsessed with the male lead. During class, she was either plotting how to win over the male lead or wondering what fate awaited her classmates in the original story. [It seems that Director Wei will get into a car accident in the next few days.] The heiress who heard Shi Li’s thoughts sprang to her feet. [But after Director Wei dies, his mistresses number three, four, and five will show up w
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My Dads Are the Evil God and the Supreme God—Want to Compare? 拼爹吗?邪神和主神都是我爸
[Two male leads] [Powerful pairing + one-on-one + horror + character growth + lots of sweetness] [Ruthless, cold-blooded drama queen + quiet, action-oriented big dog] Yin Chao had known since childhood that he was different from other people. He had two dads and a whole crowd of bizarre friends. There was a little girl who lived in a cupboard, pale all over, but loved crunching on potato chips, and a tall, thin shadow who often lingered outside the window and loved listening to rap… The neighbor
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I’m a Dual-Personality Surgeon, Professionally a Ripper 我,双面手术师,职业开膛手
Some call him Miracle Doctor Lu, while others call him Lu the Skinner. Some owe their battlefield dominance to the mechanical limbs he fitted them with; others have breathed their last beneath his surgical knife. He can save someone on the brink of death, or make a corpse disappear without a trace. By day, he is the warmest kindness in the world; by night, he is a terror that makes the whole world tremble. A scalpel rests between his fingers: one side is a demon, the other an angel. His name is
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Thriller Game: This Doctor Is More Terrifying Than Ghosts 惊悚游戏:这个医生比鬼恐怖
The paranormal is on the rise, and horror games are invading reality. The genius doctor Li Fei is accidentally drawn into a game. With the Ghost Doctor System at his side, he devotes himself heart and soul to medicine, gradually building his clinic into a thriving business. The Slit-Mouthed Woman: “I only went in for a checkup for a cold, and he sewed my mouth shut the moment I walked in!” The Red Wedding Dress: “I only turned him down, but he insisted I had a fear of men!” The Ghost Lady: “He t
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The Haunted Teahouse: I Only Sell Objects of Ill Omen 恐怖茶馆:我只卖大凶之物
The world is divided between yin and yang. Some people do business with the living, while others trade with the dead. I deal in the business of the dead, but I don’t sell coffins, paper money, funeral clothes, or paper effigies. What I sell are things you’ve never seen before, things far stranger still…
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Horror Tavern: I Only Raise the Most Ferocious Creatures 恐怖酒馆:我只养大凶之物
Tucked away in a quiet alley is a strange tavern that can grant your wishes, as long as you’re willing to set up a terrifying idol in your home...
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