Any Scary Yet Hilarious Stories That'll Make You Laugh Till You Drop While Reading at Midnight? 有没有又恐怖又搞笑的半夜看能笑抽的那种
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- 101 Unbelievable! From the Start, I Was at a Crime Scene 离谱！开局就是案发现场 [The rating has just been posted; it will rise later] When Xia Zhu woke up, she had become the prime suspect in a dismemberment case, and the victim's head was in her refrigerator. She was the unluckiest person alive! While others panicked and rushed to prove their innocence, she stayed at the crime scene to examine the details. Drawing on her forensic expertise, she pieced together the clues, investigated the inconsistencies, cleared her name, and helped the police identify the real culprit. Sh 6.7kReads6.9Score80614d adds
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The School Bus Goes to the Cemetery? So What? 校巴开到墓地就开到呗，那咋了
[Infinite Flow]➕ [Werewolf]➕ [Horror] Gou Yizhi is a sophomore at Baisheng University. Her usual labels: spacey, slow on the uptake, and easy to bully. Nobody knows that beneath this “naturally airheaded” exterior is a mind sharper than anyone else's. She is used to hiding in the crowd, answering everything with a silly smile and dodging trouble by pretending not to understand. It's the survival strategy she's followed for twenty years: don't stand out, don't attract attention, and stay safe.
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The Metaphysics Master Is Reborn as the Villainous Brat’s Evil Stepmother 玄学大佬穿成反派崽崽的恶毒后妈
[A touch of the supernatural + adorable child + everyone dotes on her + sweet romance] When the metaphysics expert Ruan Qing ran into trouble while cleaning up her master's mess for the Nth time, she woke to find herself transmigrated into the wicked stepmother of a deranged, sinister villain in another world. Looking at the adorable four-year-old in front of her, so tiny a gust of wind could carry him away, she thought of how he would one day lose his father and family, become a demon, kill his
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Laying Low in the Apocalypse, the System Forces Me to Become a Big Shot 苟在末世装孙子，系统逼我做大佬
#System-driven #Post-apocalypse #Comedy #Multiple Heroines #No Saintly Savior #Ruthless and Decisive #Always Pick C #Master of Staying Alive #Feel-Good Fiction #Comedic System The apocalypse arrives, and zombies run rampant. I get bound to an absurd, nonstop-talking System. Other people's Systems give them billions' worth of supplies. Mine makes me pick ridiculous options every day, and half the rewards are useless while the other half are god-tier! The Black Snake gang tries to seize our terri
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- 105 Eerie Descent: My Dad Is the Chief of the Ghost Suppression Bureau 诡异降临：我爹是镇诡司司主 #Horror and suspense #The whole family are big shots #Ghost Suppression Bureau #play the pig to eat the tiger #supernatural game #powerful dad (New chapters every day, so read without worry.) The supernatural descended, and horror games swept across the globe. Everyone was on edge. Lin Ye was pulled into a death instance from the start, only to discover that every supernatural being in the world was afraid of him! Nurses called him “Young Master,” BOSSes scrambled to give him gifts, and even t 5Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Perfumer of the Tongyou Fragrance Shop 通幽香铺的调香师
First comes the incense marrow, second the incense skin, third the incense flesh and fourth the incense soul… Fifth, greed; sixth, wrath; seventh, delusion; eighth, gratitude… Ninth, burning away… the anguish of reincarnation… The tenth incense… is the void she wrenched from her own soul… My name is Shen Heng, and I run an incense shop on an old street in Yingkou. I sell incense by day and ferry souls by night. Nine kinds of incense, exchanged for nine kinds of obsession. Greed, anger, delusion
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Born of a Corpse, Carried in a Ghost's Coffin 尸生子，鬼抬棺
In ancient, remote places, all kinds of strange and terrifying things are bound to happen. And these things happen around Hua Jiunan. In fact, Hua Jiunan is part of them. For instance, he was born from a corpse!
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A Hundred-Year-Old Villager’s Tales of Ghosts and the Supernatural 农村百岁老人口述鬼怪奇谈
I grew up in the countryside, and whenever I had free time, I liked listening to centenarians in the village tell strange tales of ghosts and other uncanny events from days gone by. I have collected, recorded, and adapted these folk stories. There is no overarching plot. Each chapter is a standalone horror story. Not for the faint of heart!!!
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The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录
A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi
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The Ghostly Wedding: Yinshui Town 冥婚诡事：阴水镇
Ghostly Wedding: Yinshui Town
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- 111 Feast of the Undead: Slaughtering My Way Through the Apocalypse in the Tang Dynasty 盛世尸宴：我在大唐杀穿末日 A Feast of Corpses in an Age of Prosperity: Slaying My Way Through the Apocalypse in the Tang Dynasty —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 112 Sewing Skin on a Rainy Night: The Last Face 雨夜缝皮.最后一张脸 Stitching Skin on a Rainy Night: The Last Face —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 113 Transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty to Escape the Zombies, Only to Find I Brought Them 穿到大唐躲丧尸，丧尸竟是我带的 I transmigrated to the Tang dynasty to hide from zombies, only to discover that I was the one leading them. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 114 Strange Happenings on the Lantern Festival: The Dead Man in the Coffin Is Clutching My Name 上元诡事：棺材里的死人攥着我的名 Lantern Festival Mysteries: The Dead Man in the Coffin Clutches My Name —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 115 Who Wore That Blue Robe? 谁穿了那件蓝衫 Who Wore That Blue Shirt? 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 116 The Last Corpse Handler 最后的赶尸匠 The Last Corpse Driver —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 117 The Curtain Rises: Humans and Ghosts Share the Stage 幕启·人鬼同台 The Curtain Rises: Humans and Ghosts Share the Stage 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 118 Paper Doll Hauntings: A Living Person's Funeral 纸人诡事：活人出殡 Paper Figures and Strange Happenings: The Living Hold a Funeral 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 119 The Bloodied Hole Beneath the Red Veil 红盖头下的血洞 A Bloodied Hole Beneath the Red Bridal Veil —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 120 The Ghost Wedding Palanquin, Carried by the Living 阴婚轿，活人抬 The Ghost Wedding Sedan, Carried by the Living —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 The Chewing Sounds in the Abyss 深渊里的咀嚼声 The Sound of Chewing in the Abyss 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 122 Don't Panic, the Hot Pot's Still Hot 莫慌，火锅趁热 Don't Panic, Eat Your Hotpot While It's Hot —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 123 Tonight at Eight, I'll Be Waiting for You in the House 今晚八点，我在房子里等你 I'll Be Waiting for You in the House at Eight Tonight —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 124 The Hand Reaching Out of the Coffin 棺材里伸出的手 The Hand Reaching Out of the Coffin —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 125 The Secret of the Buddha Mother 佛母的秘密 The Buddha Mother's Secret 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 126 Terror at the Luxury Estate 豪苑惊魂 Terror at the Grand Estate 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 127 The Debt Beneath the River, Billed in My Name 河底那笔账，记在我名下 The debt at the bottom of the river is in my name 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 Red Lanterns Beneath the Pagoda Tree 槐阴下的红灯笼 Red Lanterns Beneath the Pagoda Trees 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 129 Shangyuan Plague Register: I'm on the Last Page 上元疰簿：名册最后一页是我 The Shangyuan Curse Register: I'm on the Last Page 2Reads—Score—14d adds
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What's the Point of Reincarnation? I Want to Be a Vengeful Ghost 投胎算什么，我要做厉鬼
What's Reincarnation? I Want to Become a Vengeful Ghost
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I Picked Up a Calligraphy Brush and Ended Up as an Underworld Errand Boy 捡了一支毛笔，结果成了地府牛马
After unexpectedly finding a divine brush from the underworld, a mother and daughter are drawn into a strange world between yin and yang. With a stroke of the brush, they can draw talismans to suppress evil spirits in every direction. It can also forge a blade, creating a divine weapon that devours souls. Armed with their brushes, the mother and daughter embark on a unique supernatural adventure.
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Tianxuan Paranormal Affairs Office 天玄灵异事务所
- [Infinite Flow + Urban Supernatural + Chinese-Style Horror + Folk Legends and Hauntings + Celestial Master Exorcists + Heirs to the Daoist Tradition + Heterochromatic-Eyed Heroine + Haunted House Tales + Episodic Stories + Folk Taboos] - Hidden deep in the bustling streets is an inconspicuous supernatural affairs office called Tianxuan. - No one dares touch the folk taboos of this world. Haunted houses are plagued by unsolved horrors, abandoned villages and ancient mansions seethe with resentm
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The Scoundrel Immortal's Eight Gates and Generals 贱仙千门八将
[Comedy + Fortune-telling + Sleazy antics + Con artist + Flashy face-slapping + Demon-catching + Ghost-slaying + Cunning schemes + Outrageous stunts + Memorable one-liners] Wu Xuanye, Blue Star’s “Prince of Trash Talk,” stays up all night in a fierce battle and transmigrates into the cultivation world, where he becomes “Wu the Half-Immortal,” a third-level Qi Refining cultivator from Backing Mountain Village. Armed with an ancestral tortoiseshell that works only some of the time, and carrying a
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- 134 Even a Swindler Has a Code 老千亦有道 [Gambling tricks + the underworld + multiple female leads + setting traps + breaking traps] Wu Qi is a seven-year-old orphan who catches the eye of Hong Liuzhi, the gambling king known in the underworld as Ghost Hand Hears Heaven. Hong takes him on as his last disciple, teaching him six great gambling techniques, including the Cloud-Shadow Illusion Hand and Dice by Sound. Starting out as a street kid in the Dark Star Pavilion, Wu Qi follows his master's teaching, “Gambling has its own way, and t 1Reads6.9Score—14d adds
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Tales of Strange Happenings in the Countryside 乡村诡事录
The strange happenings in a mountain village. I was born and raised in the countryside. Deep in the mountains, there are always ghosts and spirits, and my village was no exception. Heaven, earth, black, yellow, the cosmos vast: demons and ghosts send shivers down your spine. One year, the start of spring fell on the fifteenth day of the eighth month. That year, so many strange things happened. Just bringing them up is enough to scare people. Meeting the Black and White Impermanence on a night wa
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- 136 The Midnight Ghost Market: Living People Keep Out 午夜鬼市，活人回避 [Mystery + supernatural + ghost market + narrow escape from death] My name is Tang Chao. I’m a broke young man scraping by in the antiques business, with hundreds of thousands in debt hanging over me. An ordinary porcelain-buying deal led me to pick up a strange Jun ware bowl at an unexpectedly low price. I thought I’d found a bargain. Little did I know, it was the beginning of my nightmare... On a bus, I met a burly man calling himself Jue Mingzi, who warned me that “a calamity is sure to befal 3.5kReads9.1Score21714d adds
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I’m Just Slacking Off, Who Accused Me of Usurping the Throne? 我一摸鱼的，谁污蔑我摄政？
[Lighthearted comedy] + [alternate history] + [one heroine] + [nearly invincible] My name is Ling Chen, and I'm in ancient times. To obtain citizenship in the Great Zhou dynasty, I was forced to volunteer for the Vanguard Battalion and go chop people up on the battlefield. By a twist of fate, I rescued an old geezer from the enemy. It was the best investment I ever made. I thought I had latched onto a powerful patron. But... Why am I the MVP when the results screen comes up? That's when I final
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- 138 The Richest Man in Great Liang and His Sweet Young Wife from the Martial World 大凉首富和他的武林第二小娇妻 [Lighthearted comedy] + [Alternate history] + [Turn stone into silver] + [One heroine] + [Invincible] “People say money makes the world go round, but I have so much money I can make the world go round the other way.” What do you mean, a minister who plots to seize a kingdom? I’m just an arms dealer! “I admit you’re impressive, but I can spend money faster!” “Those with money don’t have a higher rank than me. Those with higher ranks aren’t younger than me. And those who are younger aren’t ric 319Reads6.9Score—14d adds
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Transmigrated to Farm, the Chubby Girl Just Wants to Lie Flat 穿越种田，肥妞只想躺平
Is it her fault that she’s beautiful? Framed. Jealousy? Transmigrate! Fine, fine, so that’s how you want to play? No problem. I love a brutal start from the start. Weak parents, a timid younger brother, awful relatives, and a house bare of everything? No problem. She loves a challenge. But what’s with the pitiful man following her around? She just wants to shine on her own, okay?
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- 140 The Chinese Streamer 华夏女主播 A slow-paced story. If you like fast-paced novels, you may want to think twice~ My name is Ye Qingruan. I was born in a mountain village that favored sons over daughters, and my biological father abandoned me on the mountain behind our home as soon as I was born. A passerby who became my adoptive father found me and took me in. But when I was seventeen, someone broke his hand, and my whole world came crashing down. Desperate to scrape together money for his medical bills, I gritted my teeth and 1Reads—Score—14d adds
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Hall of Ten Thousand Immortals: A Rich Kid's Life as a Spirit Medium 万仙堂：富二代的出马生活
[Second-generation shamanic heir + copper-industry heir + incredibly powerful guardian spirits + face-slapping satisfaction + real-life supernatural events] (P.S. Set in real locations in Shuangyashan. No saintly heroine, no frustrating setbacks, face-slapping from the start, and high-octane action all the way through!) Your girlfriend publicly looks down on you and demands 388,000 yuan in bride price? I let out a cold laugh and drove off in the BMW M4 I'd bought for her. “Go marry your mother,
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Baby Lantern 婴儿灯
When I was five, I fell into the water and my soul left my body. With my own eyes, I saw the legendary baby lantern said to lure away souls. I initially thought it had come to harm me, but that wasn’t the case. As I continued to investigate, a sinister layout targeting me slowly came to light...
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The Harem Sect's Playboy Has Ten Spiritual Roots 合欢宗海王他十灵根
So what if he has ten useless spiritual roots? The humiliation of being publicly jilted turns out to be his chance to bind himself to a Celestial Maiden. From then on, pure yang energy flows quietly, and alluring scents drift through a battlefield of romantic rivals. From the Acacia Sect to the Fallen Star Wasteland, he refines chaos amid tenderness and deadly danger, and attains the Dao amid beautiful women and calamities. This is not one man’s rise to glory, but a romantic journey of cultivati
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- 144 The Whole Sect Thinks I'm a Useless Junior Sister 全宗门都以为我是废物小师妹 Lin Wanwan is the sect-wide laughingstock of Qingyun Sect, a good-for-nothing with no spiritual roots who spends her days slacking off. Everyone thinks of her as the junior sister who survives by sheer luck. No one knows that in the stillness of every late night, beneath the light in the woodshed, a soul from the modern world is turning economics into a cultivation method, rebuilding the sect’s foundations with management theory, and manipulating events with psychology. When the apocalypse arriv 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 145 Suspended from the Start? I Join the Discipline Inspection Team Instead 开局停职？我转投纪委调查组 His superior was under investigation, his girlfriend was cheating on him, and after being targeted by office rivals, he was forced onto leave. Yang Dong hit rock bottom from the start, never imagining that a phone call would change the course of his life. He was seconded to the Discipline Inspection Commission's investigation team to save his superior, only to inadvertently trigger a massive storm. Yang Dong had this to say: "No need to panic. I'll have a cigarette and calm down first!" (No hare 531kReads9.3Score28.7k14d adds
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What Kind of Haunting Is This? Come Help This Daoist Master Cultivate! 什么诡异？来助道爷我修行吧！
Books can be trash. Don't confuse the book with its author. They are two completely different things. Want to find out what “Happy Water Tonight” is? Want to see what happens when you have “the runs all day”? How to make a whole temple full of monks suffer explosive diarrhea. How to discuss a patient’s condition with someone in a mental hospital. See a different kind of “resistance against Japan.” Keep an open mind and come on in! Filial piety is power! Read without using your brain, and just ha
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This Ghost Is Sick and Needs Treatment 这鬼有病，得治
[A cool, sharp-tongued miracle doctor × a hot-tempered, feral soldier king] While everyone else fights to survive, he’s updating medical charts. He not only heals a broken world, but also tames its wildest mad dog. “Look at this S-rank Corpse King, folks. Bloodshot eyes, biting everyone it sees. Traditional Chinese medicine says that’s ‘heart fire from toxic heat.’ A couple of acupuncture needles should cool it down.” After the spiritual qi revival, S-rank disasters sweep the globe. While all of
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Happy Foundation: Don’t Be Greedy, I’m Really Not an Inspector 欢乐基金会：别贪，我真不是纪检
[Original Foundation setting] + [Official site expert] + [Top-tier mind games] + [A little comedy] + [Jaw-dropping twists] P.S. The author knows their stuff. This is a great read, and I guarantee it's the Foundation story most faithful to the official site that you've ever read. Synopsis: At three in the morning, researcher Ji Qiren, a corporate drone, tears into his deputy supervisor and instantly becomes a legend. Then he's kicked straight into corruption-ridden Site-CN-20 to work undercover
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Police Academy Cadet from the Start: Bridging the Worlds of Yin and Yang 开局警校生，阳执阴渡
[Police Academy] [Mystery and Supernatural] I thought my life would follow the usual path: graduate, pass the joint recruitment exam, and start working. But an accident let me glimpse the divide between Yin and Yang and awakened my Yin-Yang Eyes. With mortal eyes, I could pierce the veil between worlds and face ghosts and evil spirits head-on. I inherited the secret art of thunder, and can summon lightning with my bare hands. Yin creatures flee at the sight of me. I glimpsed the secrets of fate
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After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产
[Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food
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