I’m Out of Books to Read. Looking for Something So Funny I’ll Be Laughing Until My Face Turns Red 书荒了,晚上看的可以笑到脸红脖子粗的书
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Behave, Baby: Sit Still, and Your Bad Husband Will Kiss You to Tears 宝贝乖乖坐好,坏坏老公亲哭你
Late-Night Short Story Collection The female leads are delicate and soft, while the male leads are domineering and fierce. 1. [Little Erotic Fiction Writer × Hormonal Neighbor] 2. [Cool and Aloof Senior Disciple × Obsessive, Overpowered Dragon-Ao Protagonist] 3. [Confused, Clueless D-Lister × Beast in Fine Clothing Movie Emperor] 4. [娇软 Reborn Noblewoman × Scheming Regent] 5. [Timid on the Outside, Lecherous on the Inside Childhood Friend × Cold-Faced, Fatherly Childhood Friend] 6. [娇气 Mute Fema
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So Sweet! The Cold, Aloof Movie Emperor Fell for Me 甜爆了,高冷影帝爱上我
[Amateur heroine + love grows over time + mutual devotion + extra sweet + both leads' first love + entertainment industry + secret pregnancy and escape + winning her back] In public, he was Si Cheng, a cold, abstinent top-tier star. In private, he was a clingy puppy who constantly begged for kisses and cuddles. “Baby, this is more exhausting than hanging from wires... Can we learn another way?” “Everything's so hard... My tongue's about to tie itself in knots. Teach me, big sis...” “Baby... I m
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- 3 Quick Transmigration: Help! My Wife Is the Supreme Deity 快穿:救命,我老婆是主神大人 [Quick Transmigration] [System] [1v1, Both Leads Pure] [Beautiful Heroine] [Flirtatious and Alluring] [Super Sweet, Good Pregnancy Luck] Fu Qianjiao was left comatose after being injured in a great battle, and her soul wandered through the vast universe. One day, she was bound to something called the Red Star System. From then on, she entered various small worlds to complete missions... Once her soul returned, she was reborn. The domineering warlord's wife is flirtatious and wild The empress's c 1.6kReads8.0Score106Shelves
- 4 Master Fu’s Most Treasured One 傅爷的心尖千神 [Powerful leads + Ultra-sweet mutual devotion + Devoted couple with a happy ending + Flirting and doting on each other + Nonstop thrills + Childhood sweethearts forever] When four-year-old Qin Qian ran away from home and, by chance, rescued the badly wounded Fu Yaoting from a car full of assassins, the gears of fate began to turn. She thought she’d picked up a poor little stray, but he turned out to be a future business magnate. He thought he was protecting a sweet little girl, but she was the 255Reads—Score—Shelves
- 5 Half a Lifetime of Missing Qiu 念秋半辈子 [Everyone’s favorite + farming + building wealth + family squabbles + strong heroine] Shen Nianqiu’s husband died. He was stabbed to death by the husband of his lover. Because Shen Nianqiu is beautiful, shapely, intelligent, and capable, she is very popular. A rural doctor whose wife has died gradually falls for her; A butcher from the neighboring village has been secretly in love with her for a long time. A teacher assigned to the countryside admires her beauty and intelligence, and vows to mar 26.5kReads8.0Score1.8kShelves
- 6 Xia Guangnuan's First Book 霞光暖暖的第1本书 [Period Setting + Realistic Rural Life + Family Matters + Adultery + Beloved by Everyone + A Woman’s Growth] Hong Xing is a village doctor, twenty-three years old, and the mother of two daughters. Only after her husband dies unexpectedly does she discover that the man who always seemed so honest and quiet, a man who could hardly get a word out even if you beat him with three sticks, had betrayed her. Her whole world collapses. She had always followed the rules of a virtuous wife, respected her p 1.3kReads7.9Score131Shelves
- 7 The Beautiful First Half of Her Life 美艳的前半生 The story takes place in a rural village in Hebei in 1999. Meiyan has been sweet, beautiful, and clever since childhood, and everyone in the village agrees she's the local beauty. After failing her university entrance exams on her second attempt, she has no choice but to face the path fate has laid out for her. Swept up by Li Gangqiang's relentless pursuit, she gives him everything. But on the very day he steps through the gates of college, he gets together with another woman. Betrayed, Meiyan s 11kReads7.1Score248Shelves
- 8 The Charming Village Girl Doesn't Give Her Heart Away 俏村花她不走心 People say that a widow’s doorstep invites trouble, but Chunfang isn’t afraid. She goes out of her way to surround herself with men. After years of struggling in the dirt, she’s seen through it all: you can’t rely on a man’s heart, but you can rely on his money and connections. So she smiles as she plays several men against one another. One helps her come up with the cash, another finds her a market for her goods. The villagers call her shameless. Chunfang sneers. “How much is a reputation worth 21kReads8.0Score1.2kShelves
- 9 The Lingering Warmth of the Earthen Bed 土炕上的余温 The quarry in the hills behind Laojing Village buried the men from half the village. All that remained were a village full of widows and children crying from hunger. Thirty migrant miners moved into the workers' barracks, all strapping bachelors. The widows cursed men to their faces, then dug out their floral jackets at night and deliberately walked past the barracks. Each of the three widows had her own reasons: one wanted a protector to help raise her child, one hoped to get some rice and flou 12kReads8.9Score761Shelves
- 10 Tiezhu's Fate 铁柱的命 In the 1990s, the twenty-year-old Tiezhu, whose given name was Gao Fei, was handsome, dashing, and well educated. He studied hard, hoping to change his fate through knowledge and escape the countryside. But fate kept playing tricks on him, making him fail time and again. Disheartened, he found the courage to face life again with encouragement from Yanhua, the village beauty. His excellence always won him admirers. After meeting different women, he gradually realized who loved him most. Sadly, by 5.4kReads6.8Score210Shelves
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The Junior Disciple Who Treats My Poison Is Actually the Greatest Demonic Cultivator 用来解毒的小师弟竟然是魔修第一人
The junior brother who was supposed to help detoxify me turns out to be the greatest demonic cultivator of all.
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- 12 My Cool, Aloof Senior Brother Turned into an Incubus, and Now He's Irresistibly Tempting 清冷师兄变魅魔,他又禁又欲 The Cool, Aloof Senior Brother Turns into a Succubus: He’s So Forbidden and Seductive 69Reads—Score—Shelves
- 13 The Yandere Family Has Me Wrapped Around Their Little Finger 被病娇一家拿捏了 Taken in hand by an obsessive family. 24Reads—Score—Shelves
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Forced to Bloom: The Yandere Top-Tier Star Lures Me Back into His Cage 强制绽放:病娇顶流再诱我入笼
Just opened for submissions, climbing the charts [Forced love + possessive confinement + controlling obsession + ruthless pursuit + reunion after years apart + devoted couple, happy ending] Unhinged, dark-hearted top-tier star × stubborn, resilient yet soft-hearted canary A top-tier star with a double identity, a man of power who occasionally pretends to humble himself. * Two years after escaping her cage, Lu Ming happily pushed open the door to the script meeting, only to find the man who haunt
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The Charming Nanny and Her Spoiled Billionaire Husband 俏奶妈和她的首富娇夫
In the depths of postpartum desperation, Liu Zaozao lands a lucrative live-in nanny contract. When she opens the door, she’s stunned to discover that the employer is her ex-boyfriend, Jiang Yu, who once said he never wanted children. And the baby she’s supposed to care for is the son she thought had died at birth! To protect her child, she swallows her emotions and stays with the Jiang family, earning her place with her professional nanny skills. She keeps her top-level English qualification und
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- 16 Born with a Bewitching Charm and Overwhelmed by Desire, I’m Spoiled by Beijing’s Most Eligible Heir 天生媚骨遇上极度高热,我被京圈太子爷宠上天 Born with an irresistible allure and struck by a scorching fever, I became the pampered darling of the capital's most powerful young heir. 14.2kReads—Score123Shelves
- 17 Oh My God! My Parrot Shares Sensations with the CEO, and Now He’s at My Mercy 天了噜!我的鹦鹉和总裁共感,他被我拿捏了 Good heavens! My parrot shares sensations with the CEO, and I've got him wrapped around my finger. 1.9kReads—Score—Shelves
- 18 The Young Master and His Ring Share Every Sensation, So He Has to Keep Enduring It 太子爷与扳指共感,每天都在忍 The Young Master Shares His Senses with a Thumb Ring, and Spends Every Day Holding Back 1kReads—Score—Shelves
- 19 Why Should Adults Have to Choose? You Wouldn’t Understand How I Have Fun 成年人做什么选择,姐的快乐你不懂 Why should grown women have to choose? You wouldn't understand what makes me happy. 1.5kReads—Score—Shelves
- 20 My Secret-Crush Comic Went Viral, and the CEO Himself Is Begging for Updates 暗恋漫画爆火,霸总亲自催更 Her secret-crush comic goes viral, and the domineering CEO personally begs her for updates. 381Reads—Score—Shelves
- 21 After Reincarnating as a Seductive Fox Spirit, I Became the Beloved of Beijing’s Buddhist Heir 钓系魅狐穿成真千金后,我成了京圈佛子的心尖宠 After Reincarnating as a Flirtatious Fox Spirit in the Real Heiress’s Body, I Became the Apple of the Capital’s Buddhist Prince’s Eye 38Reads—Score—Shelves
- 22 Beautiful and Bold After Being Cast Aside, Four Top-Tier Stars Pursue Me 被休弃妇美又飒,四个顶流追着嫁 The Beautiful, Cast-Off Wife Has Four Top-Tier Stars Chasing After Her 449Reads—Score—Shelves
- 23 My Neighbor Says My Red Wine-Colored Slip Dress Is Distracting Her Son from His Graduate Exams 邻居说我晒酒红色吊带裙影响她儿子考研 My Neighbor Says Hanging Out My Wine-Red Slip Dress Is Distracting Her Son from His Grad School Entrance Exams 55Reads—Score—Shelves
- 24 A Scumbag Wants to Marry for My Money? I’ll Leave Him Penniless! 渣男想吃绝户?我让他倾家荡产! That scumbag wants to marry into my family and take everything? I’ll leave him penniless! 14Reads—Score—Shelves
- 25 The Poisoned, Mute Princess: The Regent Goes Mad, Begging Me to Keep Him Alive 蛊毒哑妃:摄政王疯魔求我续命 The Gu-Poisoned Mute Consort: The Regent King Goes Mad, Begging Me to Keep Him Alive 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 26 It’s Fine If You Pretend to Be Poor, I’m Only Here for a Baby! 你装穷没关系呀,我也只是为了求子! It's okay if you pretend to be poor. I'm only doing this to have a child, too! 51Reads—Score—Shelves
- 27 We Married by Contract, and My Chaste Husband Helped Me Take Down Seven Unhinged Groomsmen 契约成婚,禁欲老公帮我反杀了七个疯批伴郎 A Contract Marriage: My Abstinent Husband Helped Me Take Down Seven Insane Groomsmen 237Reads—Score—Shelves
- 28 I Disguised Myself as a Little Black Cat in the Demon Palace to Steal Treasure, So How Did I Become the Demon Empress's Favorite? 为盗宝在魔宫伪装小黑猫,怎么就被宠成魔后了? I disguised myself as a little black cat in the Demon Palace to steal a treasure. How did I end up being pampered as the Demon Empress? 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 29 Reborn as a Sickly Vampire, I Keep the Beastly Wolf King in Check Every Day 穿成病娇血族,野兽狼王他每天都在克制 Reborn as a sickly vampire, the savage Wolf King restrains himself every day 21Reads—Score—Shelves
- 30 I Took My Brother's Place in a Boy Band and Became My Rival's White Moonlight 顶替哥哥进男团,我成了对家的"白月光" I Took My Brother's Place in a Boy Band and Became My Rival's “Moonlight” 18Reads—Score—Shelves
- 31 The Spendthrift and the Miser 败家女与守财奴 The Spendthrift and the Miser 32Reads—Score—Shelves
- 32 The Handsome Boy Band Came Right to My Door, So Come On, Boys, Into My Arms 送上门的顶帅男团,都到姐的碗里来 All These Drop-Dead Gorgeous Guys Are Throwing Themselves at Me, So I’m Claiming Them All 248Reads—Score—Shelves
- 33 My Coworker Accused Me of Seducing Her Bald Husband, So I Went on a Rampage 同事污蔑我勾引她的光头老公,我杀疯了 My Coworker Accused Me of Seducing Her Bald Husband, So I Went on a Rampage 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 34 My Scumbag Husband Mortgaged Our Marital Home to Support His Ex, So I Sent His Whole Family to Prison 渣夫抵押婚房养前任,我送他全家吃牢饭 My scumbag husband mortgaged our marital home to support his ex. I'll send his whole family to prison. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Rugged Man Next Door Is Too Wild, and the Village Beauty Blushes in His Embrace 隔壁糙汉太野,村花害羞怀里娇
[Rugged Hero + Pure Romance + Marriage Before Love + Sizzling Chemistry + Sweet Married Life + Building a Fortune] [Delicate Village Beauty VS Cold, Rugged Neighbor] The night Song Qingshan returned to the village, he heard cries coming from next door before he had even entered his own home. He climbed onto a haystack and stole a peek. Poor Wen Sui was bent over a millstone, being beaten. She trembled with pain and sobbed pitifully, looking utterly heartbreaking. The sight set Song Qingshan’s bl
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A Slender Waist, a Hidden Beauty 细腰藏娇
[Historical romance + marriage before love + devoted couple HE + sweet romance + children later on + both leads speak their minds] Su Luoqian was the daughter of the richest family in the Great Jin Dynasty, cherished by her parents from the day she was born. She was lively and clever, bright and openhearted. But after a natural disaster exposed the Su family’s wealth, their prominence attracted envy and greed. Surrounded by wolves, Su Luoqian gritted her teeth and accepted the emperor’s arranged
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Master Si Won’t Leave Me Alone Night After Night 司爷夜夜缠宠
Marriage First, Love Later · The Sweetest Devotion | Spoiled to the Death Jiang Wanwan was forced to marry the second young master of the Si family, Si Mohan, who was supposedly lame, blind, and impotent. She had already resigned herself to spending her whole life as a wife in name only. But after they married, the man turned out to be neither lame nor blind. Every night, he teased her until her cheeks burned and her heart raced. “Be good, darling. Give me your waist, and I’ll give you my life.”
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The More They Fawn over Me, the More It Proves I Was Reborn for Nothing 她们越舔我,越是说明我白重生了
(The blurb doesn't do it justice) Back in 1984, returned to a time full of regrets, Chu Hao silently resolved that this time, he would give everything to make the family reunion a reality…
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- 39 You Wretched Disciple, Stop! I’m Your Master! 孽徒快住手,我可是你师尊啊! [Protagonist with no System] [Powerful golden finger] Lin Tianqi transmigrates to another world, thinking he’ll top the imperial exams, marry a rich beauty, and reach the pinnacle of life. Unexpectedly, he turns out to be a legendary cultivation prodigy with a Pure Yang Sacred Body. At the age of five, his beautiful master brings him back to her sect, and from then on, his life as a wicked disciple begins! “Heh heh heh~ Master, your disciple has a sleepwalking condition, you know~” 18.9kReads8.5Score1.5kShelves
- 40 A Woman Running a Prison? You Heartless Author, Don’t Do This to Me! 女子监狱长?无良作者别搞我! A massive spectacle, a huge production! Dad sends me off to a women’s prison! The author spent thirty years undercover in a women’s prison, pouring heart and soul into this work! My parents couldn’t stand that I didn’t have a partner, so they made up their minds and sent me to work as the warden of a women’s prison! Unfortunately, I’m under the control of the System! Dad, none of this is my fault! If you’re going to blame anyone, blame that unscrupulous author! Author: One day, when I hold power 20.1kReads8.1Score2.4kShelves
- 41 Reborn in a Shared Apartment, but the System Is in the Hehuan Sect! 重生合租房,系统却在合欢宗门! [Rebirth + lighthearted comedy + System] Reborn in a shared apartment, he lives with several beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back, Host, to the immortal cultivation sect...] Lin Yu: ?? I’m clearly in a shared apartment, so why are you saying I’m at an immortal cultivation sect? Watering flowers becomes [tending spirit plants]? Cooking becomes [studying medicinal pills]? Changing the bedsheets becomes [setting up an array]? This System is kind of interesting. 17.9kReads8.7Score1.7kShelves
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Wah! The Top Thug Kissed the Crybaby Socially Anxious Girl to Tears 呜!小社恐被顶级暴徒亲哭了
[Top-tier brute x Socially anxious girl] [Sweet romance, happy ending | One-on-one, both leads are inexperienced | A touch of coercive romance | Age and size difference | Ultra-wealthy family | Off-the-charts tension] Wen Xing: (breathing) Yu Xiaoye: “Quite the trick.” Wen Xing, blushing with anger: “Yu Xiaoye, you big meanie!” Yu Xiaoye's lips curled up. “Baby, keep scolding me. I like it.” After her shelter is destroyed, the socially anxious Wen Xing finds herself trapped in a restricted zone
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I Really Want a Divorce, So Why Won't You Agree? 我真要和离,你又不乐意了
I Really Am Going to Divorce You, So Why Won't You Agree Now?
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- 44 I'm the Princess, and I Can Do Whatever I Want. What Are You Going to Do About It? 本公主就是嚣张跋扈,你能奈我何? This Princess Is Just Arrogant and Overbearing. What Can You Do About It? 1.1kReads—Score—Shelves
- 45 Osmanthus Falls from the Moon, One Night of Passion 桂子月中落,一晌贪欢 Laurel Blossoms Fall from the Moon, a Moment of Stolen Pleasure 1.9kReads—Score—Shelves
- 46 I'm Just a Cannon Fodder! Why Is the Emperor Spoiling Only Me? 我是炮灰!为何皇上偏独宠我一人? I'm Just a Cannon Fodder! Why Does the Emperor Favor Only Me? 439Reads—Score—Shelves
- 47 Don't Mess with Her, Her Cultivation Is the Way of Slaughter 别惹她,小师妹修的可是杀道 Don't Mess with Her, Little Junior Sister Cultivates the Path of Slaughter 327Reads—Score—Shelves
- 48 I’ve Heard the Moon Is Lovely 听闻辞月甚好 I Hear Ciyue Is Quite Wonderful 261Reads—Score—Shelves
- 49 I Insist on Breaking Your Lofty Branch 我偏要折了你这高枝 I Insist on Breaking Off Your Lofty Branch 247Reads—Score—Shelves
- 50 I Accidentally Slept with My Heartless Dao Master, But I Really Didn't 一不小心睡了无情道师尊,我真不是 I Accidentally Slept with My Ruthless Daoist Master, but I Really Didn't... 114Reads—Score—Shelves
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