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I’m Just a Mortal, So Why Do You All Worship Me as a Saint? 我只是一个凡人,为什么你们都奉我为圣
[Delusions of grandeur + ironic contrast + play the pig to eat the tiger + wild fantasy] Gu Heng transmigrated twenty years ago. A useless System ruined his life, leaving him with no hope of cultivating and no choice but to live as an ordinary mortal. Even as a mortal, he still wants to do good deeds. He casually helped a poor young girl, who would later become the famed “Snow White Sword Immortal,” renowned across the Three Realms. He found an injured kitten and cared for it for a long time, on
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The Snake Heavenly Emperor 蛇天帝
An old snake from the village accidentally swallowed a human elixir and gained intelligence, setting out on the path to immortality. With a mysterious little cauldron and a cultivation technique that can transform it into a dragon, the snake has only ten short years to live, so it must seize every moment. This is the story of an old snake becoming an immortal. [Original title: The Old Snake’s Path to Immortality (Snake Ancestor). A manga adaptation is currently being serialized.] [No System, tra
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Leaping Through the Dragon Gate 跳龙门
Original title: Leaping Through the Dragon Gate Leaping Through the Dragon Gate: The Struggle for Supremacy has premiered on Hongguo App. Song Yu, a senior at the Foreign Trade College, hits rock bottom after his girlfriend betrays him and a rich heir bullies him. Then his mysterious older brother, Song Chen, returns and arranges for "Old Wolf," a powerful figure in Yuncheng, to protect him from the shadows. Song Yu refuses to rely on connections. Using his grit and intelligence, he lands an int
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Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综:你惹他干嘛?他五行缺德啊
[Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h
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With No Talent for Cultivation, I Can Only Return to Martial Arts 没有修仙天赋的我只能重拾武道
[Carefully planned haymakers + overwhelming force + mind-blowing feats = brain storage area] “Locking your health bar? What are you locking? A little cheating doesn't count as cheating, get it?” Everyone knows that the highest level of competition often uses the simplest methods. In a fantasy world crawling with cultivators and teeming with countless races, Lu An is an ultimate being with a perfect six-sided stat sheet. He only excels at one thing: using his peerless wisdom to convince people th
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The Longevity Sword, the Immortal of the Mortal Realm 长生剑,红尘仙
[Steady even in the thick of things, sharp-minded, kind-hearted, skilled in both combat and scholarship.] [Upright values, a conscience, and unmatched strength. Keep a low profile to the extreme, and you can afford to live boldly.] A little Taoist priest who has not yet mastered his skills arrives on the Flowing Cloud Continent. True to his unwavering Taoist convictions, he slays demons, exorcises evil, and upholds justice. This book is also titled The Longevity Sword, the Immortal of the Mortal
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Immortal Travel of Longevity 长生仙游
An accident brings Chen Changsheng to a world of immortals and martial arts, but he is surrounded by a curse that lets him live only from dawn to dusk. From then on, he comes back to life for just one day every three years, then falls asleep again, trapped in an endless cycle. Yet because of this, immortals from all walks of life mistake him for a sage who has attained the Dao. By a fortunate twist of fate, he embarks on the path of cultivation, searching desperately for a way to break the mayfl
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I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统
“Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click.
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Livestreaming Pranks with the Campus Belle, Leaving the Whole Internet Clenching Their Teeth 直播带校花整蛊,全网后槽牙咬碎
[Comedy + livestreaming + System + campus belle + total sucker + shameless + Satan tattoo on his back] He Xiaobai transmigrates into another world and activates the Resentment System. Make people resent him, and he earns Resentment Points that can be exchanged for all kinds of prize bundles. To earn even more Resentment Points, He Xiaobai rides the livestreaming wave. On his streams: While everyone else is doing military training, he pairs a beautiful girl with a watermelon; While everyone else
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Rule-Based Horror? I Choose to Rebel 规则怪谈?我选择叛逆
[A short drama adaptation of the same name is now available. You can watch it on the platform. Thank you for your support.] [Subverting expectations + no heroine + hilarious + sly schemer + rebellious + eerie + national fate] Rule-based horror descends upon Earth. The uncanny invades reality. Those chosen are sent into horror worlds, where they represent their respective nations and face the horrors within. Su Xiao is chosen by the horror world and entrusted with the task of representing the Dra
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My Comatose Husband Woke Up After I Married Him to Bring Him Good Luck 植物人老公被我冲喜冲醒了
My Vegetative Husband Woke Up After I Married Him for Good Luck
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After the Intern Was Thrust into the Role, the Boss Begged Me on His Knees to Take Over 实习生赶鸭子上架后,老板哭着跪求我上位
After the Intern Was Thrown in at the Deep End, the Boss Wept and Begged Me to Take Over
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Don't Want to Work Overtime? Then Get Out! I Did, So Why Is My Boss Begging Me to Come Back? 不加班就滚?真滚了,老板又跪下来求我干什么?
“If You Won't Work Overtime, Then Get Lost!” I Really Left, So Why Is the Boss Kneeling and Begging Me to Come Back?
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1938: Purification 1938,净化
In the year 1938 of the Mercury Calendar, Li Chong’s soul traveled to a parallel world, where he became a six-year-old boy! He witnessed his homeland being invaded with his own eyes. So he took a Ghost Immortal as his master and embarked on the path of purification...
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Have You and Her Done It Three Times Yet? 你和她达到三次了吗
Have you and her done it three times yet?
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Quick Transmigration: Everyone Knows I'm a Good Person 快穿:所有人都知道我是好人
Across three thousand small worlds, there are countless wicked women. Shu Jiao’s task is to make things right for the people whose lives were ruined by all kinds of wicked women. From then on... [World One: I’m a spendthrift? The nation will support me.] She’s kind, generous, patriotic, and beautiful. So what if she likes spending a little money? Let her have it! [World Two: The marquis’s daughter who lies all the time.] Lies? What lies? She’s so gentle and kind. How could she possibly lie? [Wor
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Drink. Brag. Die. 喝酒.吹牛.死
Drink. Brag. Die.
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A Sage's HP Life 贤者的HP生涯
[Harry × Draco, romance comes later, Voldemort must die. If you don't like that, don't read.] After being killed in an explosives experiment of his own making, Harry returned to the year he was seven. His frail body couldn't contain the immense power of his soul and magic, and he started spitting blood as soon as he arrived. To save his own life, Harry decided to roam the world, preferably picking up a few servants to serve as vessels for his excess magic. He learned all about himself: the Boy W
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A Stunning Debut 一鸣惊人
A Stunning Success
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You Don’t Understand the Art of Being a Simp 舔狗的境界你不懂
You have no idea what it means to be a devoted simp.
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His, Hers, and the Thin Paper Between Them 他.她.窗户纸
He. She. The Thin Veil Between Them.
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Deception and Catching Them in the Act 欺骗.捉奸
Deception. Catching Them in the Act
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You Asked Me to Open a Pet Beast Shop, So Why Did I Create a Mythic Beast-Taming Era? 让你开宠兽店,你缔造神话御兽时代?
[Beast Taming + After the College Entrance Exam + Academy + God-Tier Talent + Pet Shop + Wild Imagination + Divine Beasts] “You’re selling a lowest-grade slime for three million? Are you crazy for money?” The girl glares at the young shopkeeper in front of her and fumes, “This place is a rip-off! You’re running a scam!” Lu Yu remains perfectly calm. “This is an incredibly special slime. It can devour resources and grow stronger without limit! Just imagine it: the weakest pet, a slime, beating up
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Poisoning 投毒
Poisoning
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Reborn in the 1990s: I Can Tame All Things 重生90年代:我能驯养万物
Lin Cheng is reborn in 1980 and acquires a Beast Taming System. In his previous life, Lin Cheng died alone in despair after his stepmother killed his three older sisters and younger sister. In this life, he swears to make up for his past regrets and give his sisters a happy, comfortable life. With the help of the System, Lin Cheng starts hunting to earn money. He'll make life better and better for his sisters!
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Conquering the Realm, Part One: The Jizhou Tripod 问鼎天下第一部之冀州鼎
Conquering the World, Part One: The Jizhou Tripod
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Villain: Get Lost, Heroine! My Demoness Big Sis Is the Best 反派:女主滚啊!魔头姐姐才最香
[High Martial Arts + Heaven-Defying Comprehension + Transmigrate into a Book + Beloved by a Sister Squad + Mythic Revival + Decisive and Ruthless + Making the Male and Female Leads Suffer] Su Yan transmigrates into a world made up of several urban power fantasy novels, becoming a young villain with an exceptionally high status. In his previous life, he chased after the melodramatic, scheming heroine Shen Xiaoran, made an enemy of the male lead Jiang Chen, and was manipulated by the pair. He drai
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After Meeting Qi Tongwei, Things Took One Wild Turn After Another 遇到祁同伟后,那真是跌宕起伏啊
After meeting Qi Tongwei, things took one wild turn after another.
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Starting with Dilraba, I Get a God-Tier Talent Every Day 从热芭开始,我每天一个神级天赋
[Apocalypse + power fantasy + female celebrities + all kinds of types + dual cultivation in martial arts and supernatural abilities + limitless supplies + anything goes] A red fog blankets Blue Star. Overnight, 90% of humanity dies and turns into zombies. Plants spread across entire cities, while animals transform into gigantic ferocious beasts and run rampant. After his girlfriend breaks up with him, Li Xiu awakens a Trait System. Every time he records a high-quality woman, he can obtain a tr
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I Thought I Was the Protagonist, but Turns Out I’m Just an Extra 以为是主角,谁知是个打酱油的
Thought I was the protagonist, but it turns out I'm just a bit player
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My Chickens Can Evolve Without Limit 我的鸡可以无限进化
[The print edition is now available.] After transmigrating to the final years of a dynasty, Chen Dao has no money to his name and is suffering from hunger and cold. Fortunately, just then, the only chicken in his household walks right past him. [Gray-Feather Chicken. Traits: Long growth period, lays few eggs.] [Gray-Feather Chicken evolution path one: Mate a female Gray-Feather Chicken with a male Redheart Chicken for a 50% chance of hatching a Red-Feather Chicken.] [Red-Feather Chicken traits:
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Siheyuan: Silly Zhu, We’ll Get Revenge for You 四合院:傻柱,这仇咱替你报了
Siheyuan: Silly Zhu, we'll help you get your revenge
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On the Brink of Death, the System Tells Me to Grow My Family 垂死病中,系统让我开枝散叶
[Invincible + Comedy + Multiple Heroines] If the food's no good, don't read this. We're worried you won't get enough nutrition. Li Changsheng transmigrates to another world and awakens the More Children, More Blessings System on his deathbed. To grow stronger, he has to marry and have children. Li Changsheng is delighted. “In that case, I won't hold back.” Years later, the entire continent is full of his own people. Then Li Changsheng suddenly discovers that the Heavenly Dao is a beautiful young
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Siheyuan: Our Damai Won’t Take This Lying Down 四合院:咱大茂绝不憋屈
Siheyuan: Our Da Mao refuses to be pushed around
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Villain: The Ice-Cold Campus Beauty Is Plotting Against Me 反派:冷艳校花竟对我图谋不轨
[Villain + invincible + ruthless + unconventional + satisfying read] Chen Beiyuan transmigrates and becomes the fated great villain with a terrifying background in a modern power fantasy novel. He also awakens the “Defy Fate” System. As long as he changes his own fate or that of an important character, he can earn generous rewards. Now, on his second day here, he's about to face the novel's favored son of fortune in their first clash of fate! Before Chen Beiyuan can even get his bearings, the ic
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Reborn in the 1960s, I Made the System My Godfather. Who’d Eat Rotten Meat Now? 重生60年代,拜系统为义父,谁还吃臭肉
Reborn in the 1960s, I take the System as my godfather. Who still eats rotten meat?
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I Threaten the Female Lead from the Start, and I'm Set on Being the Villain 开局威胁女主,这个反派我当定了
[Scheming, shameless, hilarious. Pure-love fans, beware] Jiang Che transmigrated into the role of a rich second-generation villain in a modern wish-fulfillment novel, and was bound to a God-Tier Choice System. From the start, he happened to catch the heroine trying to sneak a peek at the exam papers. A villain’s choice was triggered! [Choice One: Pretend you saw nothing] [Choice Two: Shout at her, drawing a crowd] [Choice Three: ...] And so, a perverted supervillain was born. To avoid being
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The Apocalypse Doesn’t Exist, Because I’m Mentally Ill 末日,不存在的,因为我是精神病
The apocalypse doesn't exist, because I'm mentally ill
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Reborn: I Quit Being a Rich Young Master to Become a Live-In Son-in-Law and Marry the Beautiful Village Girl 重生:不当少爷做赘婿接盘俏村花
{Multiple heroines, building wealth, bold and ruthless, wish fulfillment, System} When he was young, Su Handong endured contempt and ridicule from everyone around him. When his wealthy father finally found him, he abandoned his wife without hesitation and headed to the big city to live like a young master. His wife, several months pregnant, died unexpectedly. Xiao Min, his wife's village-beauty friend, a half-foreign beauty, was hounded to death over a huge debt. When Su Handong learned what had
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High Martial: System 250, My Qi and Blood Are Soaring 高武:系统250,气血嘎嘎涨
High Martial: System 250, my blood energy is surging
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I Asked You to Play a Village Committee Member, So Why Are You Acting Like Uncle Dong? 让你演村委,东叔不高兴是什么鬼
Xiao Yi transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers he’s taking part in a show where he must enter AI-generated film scenes and play a role! The production team gives the theme: [War of Resistance] While the other contestants are shocked that they’ll have to face the enemy’s main forces right from the start, elite troops among the elite, and wonder whether they should make a strategic retreat and attack from the rear, Xiao Yi immediately launches into a furious rant! “What the hell kind of e
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Siheyuan: The Simp Killed the White Lotus, All in the Name of Harmony 四合院:舔狗杀了白莲花,主打一个和睦
Siheyuan: The simp kills the white lotus, all in the name of harmony
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Infinite Fusion: My Bonded Gu Have All Become Immortals 无限融合,我的本命蛊都成仙了
A bloody catastrophe shattered a dynasty that had ruled for a thousand years. Li Yuan, its sole surviving prince, concealed his identity and fled to the southern frontier, where he joined the Gu Master lineage and unexpectedly awakened a Gu-Insect Synthesis System. Lords from every corner of the land, demons and monsters, and the various martial-world factions were all looking for him. They wanted to use his bloodline as the key to unlock the Martial God treasure left behind by the founding empe
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When the Game Descended, the Simp Awakened and Became Invincible 游戏降临,舔狗觉醒后无敌了
The game arrives, and after the simp awakens, he becomes invincible
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The Age of Declining Dharma: From the Start, I Blood-Sacrifice and Refine Corpses on Hong Kong Island! 末法时代:开局在港岛血祭炼尸!
In the age of declining magic, all arts have vanished, and cultivating the Dao is harder than reaching the heavens! In his previous life, Zhao Shan was a great demon of the unorthodox path. Reborn in 1990s Hong Kong, he discovers that this is still an age of declining magic. The orthodox sects are a dead end, and the unorthodox schools are no better, so he has no choice but to keep following his own wicked path. But gradually, he realizes that something about this world seems a little off. On Do
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Is Cultivating Immortality Hard? You Can Do It with Just Your Hands 修仙难吗?还不是有手就行
Is cultivating immortality hard? You can do it as long as you have hands
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Rui Guan: The Void 瑞冠虚无
I was born in the central Hebei plain in 1922. Ever since I was little, demons and monsters had their eyes on me, but luckily an old woman secretly protected me. On my seventh birthday, a cat's piercing cry rang through the sky... From that day on, I embarked on a strange and dazzling path into the void! This is my true story. You can also read it as a novel, but don't connect it to reality, because this is a parallel world.
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Apocalypse: The Slave System, Starting with Yang Mi 末世:奴隶系统,从扬蜜开始
“Zombie apocalypse, invincible power fantasy, System.” The apocalypse arrived, and zombies ran rampant. Luckily, Zhang Feng awakened the Doomsday Mission System. As long as he completes missions, he can earn extraordinary rewards. Zhang Feng thrived in the post-apocalyptic world.
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Global Class Change: All the Beasts I Summon Are Giants! 全民转职:我召唤的御兽全是巨型的!
The era of universal class changes has begun. The planes of the heavens are invading Blue Star, and class-changers have become humanity's defenders and rulers. Wang Chen changed class into a Giant Beast Tamer and awakened three divine-tier talents. Beast Pet Fusion: You can fuse beast pets. Put in three pets of the same species to create that pet's ultimate form, with no restrictions! Three first-tier common beasts, [Frost Lizards] Fuse into [Frost Dragon] Buy three [Little White Foxes] Fuse int
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Apocalyptic Downpour: My Warship Can Evolve Without Limit! 暴雨末世:我的战船能无限进化!
[Torrential rain + ocean + lots of female characters + stockpiling supplies + villain protagonist + spatial storage] A world-ending flood submerged 95 percent of Earth's land, leaving fewer than one in ten people alive. In his previous life, Mo Ye and his girlfriend were taken aboard a ship by his childhood friend's family. He thought they had been rescued, but who knew the ship itself was hell? Later, his girlfriend cruelly shoved Mo Ye into the sea to feed a sea monster, all for a single bite
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