Any Novels That'll Make Me Laugh Like a Worm in Bed? 有能让我在床上笑成蛆的小说吗

1. 651 斩 Slay the Gods: Madman? Con Artist? Is This Novel Even Serious? 斩神：疯子？骗子？这小说正经吗 Potato Sweeps for Landmines土豆扫地雷Male-Channel Fanfiction2.0M WordsOngoing (Daoist horror + the Myriad Worlds novel + haven’t decided what comes after the first Daoist horror novel yet + System + ensemble cast; don’t read if that’s not your thing) Li Zang transmigrates into the Slay the Gods world and binds to the Myriad Worlds Leisure System. He can’t cultivate by himself, but simply reading the novels supplied by the System makes him stronger, grants him the protagonists’ abilities, and can even let him summon those protagonists for help. The very first novel is Daoi 15.9kReads8.6Score1.7kShelves

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   I personally think it's okay.

2. 652 双 Dual Cultivation Makes You Stronger. Everyone Else Is a Prodigy, While I Slack Off 双修就变强，全员天骄，就我摸鱼 Afternoon Tea午后的红茶Fantastical Romance1.2M WordsOngoing [All male leads are pure + dramatic romantic entanglements + satisfying cultivation and power progression for the heroine + a touch of everyone falling for her] Yu Luoning binds herself to the Handsome Men Compendium System. Each time she dual-cultivates with a prodigy, she can copy one of their secret techniques and instantly master it. From the start, she’s captured and forced to humiliate the Feng family heir as a tool. She turns the tables, steals the Feng family’s signature Void-Crossing Ar 77.6kReads8.9Score8.9kShelves

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   I think it's a pretty good novel

3. 653 刚 Just Started High School, and I Can See the Colors of People's Emotions 刚上高中，我能看见情绪颜色 M0724Urban845k WordsOngoing 156.4kReads9.1Score17.4kShelves

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   This book is full of jokes, and it's very well written. I laughed like a baby in the middle of the night. It gets better and better the more you read, and you can't stop.

4. 654 快 Quick Transmigration: The Ordinary Passerby in a World of Mary Sues' Guide to Slacking Off 快穿之万人迷路人甲摆烂攻略指南 Ze Le则乐Ancient Romance2.8M WordsOngoing [Everyone's Favorite + A Useless College Student's Slacker-Style Conquest + Wild Imagination + No Fixed Male Lead + Love at First Sight] The hopeless Yu Qiao gets bound to a brand-new conquest System. Watching the System confidently tell her to conquer high-quality men in different worlds, Yu Qiao smiles. She thinks it's time to show the System what college students are really capable of. World One: She becomes a doomed palace consort who is bestowed upon a cuckolded man in a story about a ruler 95.1kReads9.0Score7.1kShelves
5. 655 契 Bound by Contract: My Grudge Against the Cursed Campus Belle Is Irreconcilable 契约绑定：我与怨种校花不共戴天 Stir-Fried Bangs爆炒齐刘海Urban626k WordsCompleted Synopsis: [Comedy + Cunning Schemer + One Heroine + Love-Hate Relationship + Power Fantasy + Symbiosis + Myriad Worlds] This is a parallel world overrun by strange beasts. Fortunately, humanity has awakened the ability to form symbiotic contracts and fight back. Contractual symbiosis: Two people are bound together. One enters another world to cultivate and adventure, while the other makes choices on their partner’s behalf. In the end, both grow stronger. While the other contracted pairs stand un 1.8kReads8.7Score189Shelves

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   The beginning made my face spit out of my nose.

6. 656 被 After My Spiritual Root Was Stolen, the Villainous Group Took Me In 被挖灵根后，我被反派团捡走了 Flowers on Stage台上花Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate-into-a-book body double + no romance + satisfying growth story + sect regrets too late] After transmigrating into a book, Sang Yao learns she's a disposable stand-in in a story about the unattainable ideal beauty. The ideal beauty is adored by everyone; Sang Yao is hated by everyone. The ideal beauty has countless admirers; Sang Yao has countless people hunting her. The ideal beauty is sweet and gentle; Sang Yao is just herself. To make matters worse, as soon as she transmigrated i 27.2kReads8.7Score4.4kShelves

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   There are cultivation stories, modern stories, and ancient stories. (Personally, I think they're all entertaining and hilarious [laughing and crying emojis])

7. 657 能 Once I Could Read Minds, Every Heiress Confessed to Me 能读心后，大小姐都向我告白 Witch Tianjiu魔女天九Urban200k WordsOngoing (Not a single heroine + love-triangle drama + inner thoughts + daily life + healing + sweetness) Lin En, the ultimate ladies' man... With the ability to read minds, he should have left his ordinary life behind and climbed to the peak of success. But that didn't happen. After all, he was no longer that chuunibyou kid. "It's just the ability to see through the world's hypocrisy. No big deal." Now a second-year high school student, he sat by the window in the second-to-last row, sipping hot wa 12.2kReads—Score2.8kShelves

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   These are all good books.

8. 658 我 My Brother's Blind Date Is the Guy My Boyfriend Has Taken for Foot Massages Three Times 我弟相亲对象，我男友足疗点了三次 Light Ink Paints Your Face轻墨绘君颜Marriage & Romance22k WordsCompleted My younger brother's blind date, my boyfriend's third visit to the foot massage parlor 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's funny, don't worry, the score will go up to 9.9.

9. 659 坏 Oh No! My Husband Has Entered the Beast World Harem Novel I Wrote!!! 坏菜了！老公穿进了我写的万人迷兽世文！！！ Fewer Werewolves, Please狼人少一点12k WordsCompleted Oh no! My husband has transmigrated into the beast-world harem novel I wrote!!! 133Reads—Score—Shelves

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   His breath hitched, and he turned his head with difficulty. Under the blazing sun, the man, wearing only a leather skirt around his waist, stood with his arms crossed, looking down at him with disdain. He was muscular and imposing, with a cold, stern face and eyes like unsheathed blades, making him afraid to meet his gaze. On his forehead, a gracefully drawn "" (king) character was faintly visible. An old… tiger demon??? Ruoge swallowed hard, and without a word, took off running. As he ran, he screamed in his mind: [Big Brother! Another new monster?!!!!] [Five is already my limit, please stop messing with me, it'll really kill people!!!] [This isn't how you boost sales! You can't just ignore people's lives like that! Killing the goose that lays the golden eggs is unacceptable; a steady, long-term approach is the way to go!!!] Unfortunately, he hadn't run more than a few steps when a tall figure leaped and tackled him to the ground. In a dizzying spin, he was hoisted up. His buttocks were slapped hard, and he swayed away, feeling dazed. When he opened his eyes, he saw a spacious cave. In his dazed state, he suddenly felt a slight tingling in his arm. Ruoge slowly turned his head, his pupils shrinking instantly. Beside him lay a half-naked man, with bronze skin, broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and beautifully defined muscles. A faint "king" character appeared on his full forehead. At this moment, the man was propping himself up with his hand, his gaze fixed on him with a deep, unfathomable intensity, like a hunter locking onto his prey. A chill ran through Ruoge, and he instinctively looked down. His tattered floral dress was nowhere to be seen; now, he was covered only by three thin pieces of fur, barely concealing the explicit scene. The next second, a long series of screams pierced the night sky, the echoes lingering long afterward. Tough guys and tough girls, fighting to the death, everything goes up in chaos, and the roar of tigers echoes...

10. 660 把 After I Turned My Home Into a Funeral Hall, the Thief Cried and Threatened to Call the Police! 把家装成灵堂后，小偷哭着要报警！ Youyou Needs a Basin to Eat柚柚吃饭得用盆6k WordsCompleted After I Turned My Home into a Funeral Hall, the Thief Cried and Threatened to Call the Police! 340Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I'm going to laugh myself to death after seeing this.

11. 661 末 Apocalypse: Supplies Used by Women Are Returned a Thousandfold 末世：女人消耗的物资，万倍返还 Loves Teppanyaki Most最爱铁板烧Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted The apocalypse arrives, supplies run scarce, and while everyone else struggles to survive, Jiang Fan enjoys life with beautiful women because the supplies they use are returned to him! [Invincible Hero ✚ Lots of Beautiful Women ✚ Storage Space ✚ Unlimited Supplies ✚ No Saintly Heroics ✚ Profit Above All] 33.9kReads8.1Score2.8kShelves

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    ⭐️⭐️⭐️My personal 9.9-Point masterpiece! [Admiration][Heart][Admiration] ① In the apocalypse, scarcity of resources is the norm, and people struggle for survival. But in "Apocalypse: The More Women, the More Resources," the protagonist Jiang Fan is different. He can live comfortably with beautiful women because the resources they consume are directly returned. An invincible setting combined with unlimited resources, no more saintly figures, profit above all else—exciting and entertaining! Come experience a unique apocalyptic journey!

12. 662 我 I’m Just Quiet, That Doesn’t Stop Me from Going Off the Rails 我只是不爱说话，但不耽误发疯 Unreliable Little Duck不靠谱小鸭Two Male Leads250k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads + Both Chaste + Transmigrate into a Book + Coercive Possessiveness + Over-the-Top, Sweet Romance] Ren Xi transmigrates into an ongoing comic, becoming the lackey assistant to the protagonist of a groveling-to-win-back-his-wife story. In the original comic, the protagonist is mentally ill. He imprisons the unattainable love of his life, who refuses to love him back, and plays out a substitute-lover trope. The plot is melodramatic, vulgar, and morally outrageous. As the protagonist 798Reads9.1Score106Shelves

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    I'm going to have problems holding my breath during class! [Facepalm]

13. 663 无 Mushoku Tensei: The King with Something Wrong in His Head 无职转生：脑子有病的王 Jyo Loves All-You-Can-Eat BuffetsJyo爱吃自助餐Anime Fanfiction1.1M WordsOngoing [Unhinged] [Chuunibyou] [The Eminence in Shadow] [First Person] [Devoted True-Love Warrior] [Fake System] [No Harem] If you want a harem, you can leave now. The protagonist is an extreme true-love warrior. This is my first novel, but I've already written 60,000 words outlining the plot and how it will unfold. Anyway, whatever happens, there will be an ending. I won't drop it or leave it unfinished. The story will end when it's meant to. When you're out in the world, you choose your own identity. 25.6kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves
14. 664 穷 The Broke Girl Raids a Powerful Family and Tears Apart the CEO Romance! 穷鬼奇袭豪门，女配手撕霸总文！ King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance817k WordsOngoing Original novel of the animated series, "Young Master, Stop Competing. Let's Team Up and Get a Job." [Sharp-tongued, broke working-class couple who constantly bicker] [The villainess awakens] [Don't mess with honest country folk] Zhai Ya has lived in the countryside for eighteen years when she suddenly discovers she's the villainess, the real heiress, in a CEO romance novel. Her next-door neighbor and fiance is the wealthy family's eldest son, who grew up away from home. He's going to the city to 48.1kReads8.9Score6.2kShelves

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    The first book, "Xie Jue Kills the Donkey," needs no further explanation. The second book is about Teacher Hu Yu. The third book is one I'm currently following; it's very interesting and quite novel. The fourth book is also excellent and I'm currently reading it as well.

15. 665 死 A Posthumous Curse and a Fake Resurrection: The Immortal Sect Is Filled with Regret 死后诈尸诅咒，仙门上下悔悔悔 One Meal a Day每天一顿饭Fantastical Romance615k WordsOngoing Guan Shanyue transmigrated at the age of ten and was taken in by her master at an immortal sect. At twenty, she was framed by her junior sister and sentenced to a brutal execution in front of the entire sect. She figured that if she died, she died. Maybe she’d transmigrate back to her own world. But the System only showed up after she was dead. What was the point of binding her to a System when she was already dead? Guan Shanyue was seething with resentment. Fortunately, the System made an excep 36.5kReads7.6Score3kShelves
16. 666 变 I Turned into a Girl, and My Roommate Took Advantage of Me 变成女生，室友竟然趁虚而入 Mr. Ouben欧本先生Urban410k WordsCompleted [Gender swap + roommate romance + university life + daily life + System] I turned into a girl, got bound to a System, and now my roommate bullies me relentlessly. Damn System! Give me back my accessories!! This is bullying! This is absolutely bullying! Boo-hoo-hoo… [Not yuri, not a shared heroine, not a harem, no NTR] 8.3kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves

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    I recommend listening to audiobooks, listen to my advice.

17. 667 教 I Taught My Husband a Love Line, and He Used It to Set the Court Straight 教夫君一句情话，他拿去整顿朝纲 Light Ink Paints Your Face轻墨绘君颜11k WordsCompleted I taught my husband a romantic line, and he used it to set the court straight 2Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 668 刚 Are My Newly Adopted Cannon Fodder Family All World-Destroying Villains? 刚认的炮灰家人全是灭世大反派？ A Gua Isn't a Melon阿瓜不是瓜Fantastical Romance451k WordsCompleted [No romance pairings, ensemble favorite, not a strong heroine] In her previous life, Sang Yao never earned her master's approval, because with her junior sister around, her fellow disciples never noticed her. Reborn, Sang Yao learned that she was a supporting character in a book, and supporting characters couldn't compete with the protagonist, who was blessed with destiny. Well, what was there to say? If she couldn't beat her, couldn't she at least run away? On the very first day her junior sist 62kReads9.3Score13kShelves
19. 669 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 20.5kReads9.4Score3kShelves

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    Everyone, please check out the first book! It's seriously hilarious, incredibly funny, and I laugh so hard I can't stop every day. I declare this to be the funniest and most entertaining book in Tomato's collection!!! Highly recommended!

20. 670 巨 The Ultimate Tycoon: I Can See Hidden Tags 巨爽神豪，我能看见隐秘词条 Xiao Ming Agassi小明阿加西Urban6.3M WordsOngoing [Multiple Heroines + Illustrations] [Beautiful Landlady + Heiress to a Financial Conglomerate + Campus Beauty + Underworld Heiress + Girl Next Door + Mixed-Race Beauty Director] Lin Lang transmigrates back to the year 2000 and unexpectedly gains an all-purpose prompt System. He goes from a poor nobody to Shanghai’s richest man, earning the nickname “Emperor of Shanghai,” and reaches the pinnacle of life. They all call him a playboy, yet they’re falling over themselves to throw themselves into hi 47.3kReads8.0Score3.5kShelves
21. 671 我 [Infinite] I Can Still Survive 【无限】我还能活 Honey Bun Dipped in Mustard蜂蜜小面包蘸芥末吃哦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No CP + Infinite Instances + Comedy + Livestream (with bullet comments) + Cultivation The heroine takes revenge for every slight! She’s ruthless and vicious! Completely unhinged! Bi Xia, a terminal-stage cancer patient, transmigrates to the cultivation world. Good news: Immortality might be within reach. She can keep lying low and living on. Bad news: She’s become a demonic cultivator. Hey :D Maybe that’s not bad news after all. Everyone knows demonic cultivation is fast. Bi Xia, terminal cancer 18.8kReads9.1Score3.8kShelves
22. 672 男 A Male Ghost Master? A Handbook for Raising a Lucky Cat 男鬼师尊？招财猫驯养手册 Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds浮云叹生Two Male Leads686k WordsOngoing [Transmigrate into a Book, Fake Villain Master, Everyone’s Favorite, No CP (Ship Whoever You Want), Cultivation Storylines Intertwined, Chaotic Mash-Up, Lighthearted Comedy] Light romance early on, clues planted in the middle, and every mystery resolved by the end! Tsundere catlike master × puppyish disciple with an overactive imagination Why has my perfectly good master suddenly turned nice? Why has a perfectly good life suddenly gone wrong? After his ninety-ninth brotherly friendship takes a r 4.1kReads8.9Score442Shelves

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    They're all hilarious! [Sending hearts] Come check them out! [Sending hearts]

23. 673 穿 Reborn as a Concubine-Born Daughter, I Skip the Scheming and Get the Whole Family to Reason Things Out 穿成庶女不宅斗，全府排队讲道理 Light Ink Paints Your Face轻墨绘君颜Ancient Romance15k WordsCompleted Reborn as a concubine-born daughter, she skips the family infighting, and the whole household lines up to reason things out 2Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 674 心EN Her Inner Thoughts Are Overheard, and the Entire Court Gossips Together 心声被偷听，满朝文武齐吃瓜 Carefree Young Master Zhao逍遥赵公子Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + mind reading + System + golden finger + spoiled heroine + play the pig to eat the tiger + comedy + gossip + big talk + sharp comebacks + goofy antics] In her previous life, Song Yaoyao was an orphan. After completing a combined bachelor's, master's, and doctoral program, she became a military doctor. Still young, she worked herself to death in the operating room and was then born into the fictional Tianfeng Kingdom. In this life, Song Yaoyao's father is a fourth-rank vice minis 59.5kReads8.8Score4.2kShelves
25. 675 开EN I Threaten the Female Lead from the Start, and I'm Set on Being the Villain 开局威胁女主，这个反派我当定了 A Hundred Years of Nurturing Benevolence百年树仁Urban2.2M WordsCompleted [Scheming, shameless, hilarious. Pure-love fans, beware] Jiang Che transmigrated into the role of a rich second-generation villain in a modern wish-fulfillment novel, and was bound to a God-Tier Choice System. From the start, he happened to catch the heroine trying to sneak a peek at the exam papers. A villain’s choice was triggered! [Choice One: Pretend you saw nothing] [Choice Two: Shout at her, drawing a crowd] [Choice Three: ...] And so, a perverted supervillain was born. To avoid being 79.3kReads8.9Score6.6kShelves
26. 676 疯 Are You Crazy? You're Robbing a Bank and Bringing Your Father-in-Law Along? 疯了吧，抢银行你还带上老丈人？ The Flying Bajie会飞的八戒Urban598k WordsCompleted Li Xiu was selected to take part in a safety drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That was bad enough, but just as he set out, his father-in-law showed up to demand money. Father-in-law: “You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or I’m not letting you leave.” With no other choice, Li Xiu decided to take his father-in-law to the bank. The moment he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: “You’re really ruthless. You’d rob a bank over a 200,000 6.4kReads8.0Score385Shelves

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    These four books are all hilarious and absurd, guaranteed to make you laugh until you drop in bed. You won't be able to stop reading once you start. I've read all four, and the quality is guaranteed. I highly recommend them; you should give them a try.

27. 677 穿 After Entering a Cultivation Game, I Fight the Male Lead to the Death 穿进修仙游戏后与男主相追相杀 Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds浮云叹生Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Straight male protagonist, unconventional cultivation, no official couples (ship whoever you like), one-sided crushes, comedic and a little unhinged, a redemptive ensemble cast, and everyone gets a funeral.] No official couples = ship whoever you like. He runs into a succubus as soon as he leaves the beginner's village, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist! “Ye Xingzhou, how many people do you consider the best in the world?!” Ye Xingzhou's very own M-class is now in session! A tsun 10.5kReads9.5Score1.7kShelves
28. 678 我 I Can See Through Supplies, and an S-Rank Catch Is Looking for a Teammate 我能看穿物资，S级优质男求组队 A Soft Breeze Over the River风软一江水Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow] [Train Survival] [Multiple Male Leads] [Drama Queen] [Feel-Good] When overworked office worker Song Yiqing woke up, she found herself in a carriage on an infinite train. Holding a ticket, she could only move forward, never backward. Every carriage was a scenario. The scenario creatures hunted for lives, and every step was a struggle. [Congratulations on obtaining a Black Market X-Rank starting skill: Third Eye.] (Shh, keep a low profile. This skill has a really lame name, and it' 29.1kReads9.3Score5.9kShelves
29. 679 你 You've Got Such a Strong Old-Mannish Vibe 你身上登味好重 Luosifen Is So Delicious螺蛳粉真好吃啊Modern Romance196k WordsOngoing [Switched Daughters + Goofy Comedy + Brain-Off Fun + Face-Slapping the Powerful + Little Devil Arrives] Wan Qianlan spent twelve years bedridden, thinking she'd lie there for the rest of her life. Then one day, she transmigrated into the world of a novel and became the real daughter who had been switched at birth in a story about the real and fake heiresses! The good news: She can run, jump, curse, and hit people. The bad news: Wan Qianlan is the bad news. Twelve-year-old Wan Qianlan's inner ch 3.9kReads—Score502Shelves

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    A rare find: a truly mischievous female lead, mischievous from beginning to end, capable of making everyone, regardless of age or gender, soar to new heights.

30. 680 双 Dual Transmigration: There Are Too Many Goddesses, So I Level Up at Lightning Speed 双穿：女神太多，我升级太快了 Homebody for Ages久宅Urban3.9M WordsOngoing [System + Original Worlds + Multiple Female Characters + Lighthearted Power Fantasy] During his internship, Ye Kai is deliberately pushed out by his department supervisor and quits. But he unexpectedly binds to a System, setting off on a journey through multiple worlds. Apocalypse: A wealthy young lady trapped at home, terrified of zombies and starvation, is tossed a pack of food. Then she begs him to stay! From there, things get out of hand, and he meets more and more beautiful women in the apo 27kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves
31. 681 别 Don't Mess With Her: The Junior Sister Plays It Safe and Goes Crazy, Specializing in Taking Down Heroines 别惹，小师妹她苟中带癫专克女主 Please Don't Add Cilantro千万别放香菜Fantastical Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation is now available] [Ensemble cast + Couples + Beloved by all + A little goofy] [Goofy troublemaking junior sister × beautiful incubus senior brother] Ye Su's vision went black. She transmigrated into a cultivation novel about a pampered wife, as a minor cannon-fodder character who was doomed to die from the start. The bad news: She'd only read the first chapter. Thanks a lot. Whoever wants this death sentence can have it. Ye Su turned around and joined another sect. The good 55kReads8.7Score9kShelves
32. 682 无 Infinite Parallel Worlds: Seven Eldritch Big Shots All Want to Eat Me 无限平行，七个诡大佬都想吃我 Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds浮云叹生Two Male Leads365k WordsCompleted He Xun transmigrated. Along with the Hyena System. Into an infinite array of parallel worlds, where he played the role of the infinite boyfriend. Break character and you're beheaded. What? The clear reward is fruit? Green apples, red apples, fragrant pears. There's even orange-flavored oranges? Then He Xun absolutely has to grab a bunch. (Censored version) 3kReads9.4Score391Shelves
33. 683 摊 The Chatterbox Beside Him Drove the Reclusive Young Master Crazy 摊上话痨同桌，自闭症少爷疯了 A Little You On The Right一只右子Modern Romance245k WordsOngoing [Campus | Entertainment industry | Healing | Meme humor | Fake autism | Wild, cathartic wish fulfillment] [Contradictory autistic Shen Siyue × sunny, warm-hearted An Jing] VS [Pretentious CEO Shen Siyue × down-to-earth, checked-out actress An Jing] An Jing had been mischievous since childhood. Her endless chatter meant she went through one deskmate after another, and even the big yellow dog at the village entrance would run away when it saw her. At the start of her second year of high school, 637Reads8.9Score100Shelves

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    These three books are undoubtedly authoritative; I laughed so hard my stomach hurt while reading them late at night ૮₍ •́ ₃•̀₎ა They were so sweet I rolled around in bed and even fell off...૮₍ɵ̷ɵ̷̥᷅₎ა

34. 684 沈 Mr. Shen, Your Little Nanny Went Off to Argue with Someone Again 沈先生，你家小保姆又去怼人了 Song Fan宋饭Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted The short drama has aired [Sweet romance + hilarious antics + healing + slow-burn love + mutual devotion in body and soul] [Bright, cheerful puppy-like heroine vs. gloomy, tsundere iceberg of a lucky-cat hero] Shen Yuqing was set up by a rival and got into a car accident. He barely survived, but has been confined to a wheelchair ever since. His younger brother hired countless caregivers to look after him, but Shen Yuqing drove every one of them away. Then he met Song Tinghuan. Song Tinghuan didn 17.7kReads9.2Score2kShelves
35. 685 绾 I'm Wanwan, Not Wanwan: We're All Reborn, So Why Should I Keep Indulging You? 绾绾不是晚晚：都重生了谁还惯你 Zi Wei He子薇河Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing [Soul Swap] [Face-Slapping] [Spatial Spirit Spring] [Ensemble Cast] [Fantasy] On her wedding day, Shen Wanwan is brutally murdered, pierced through the heart by a blade. Her soul follows her body downstream along the river. Meanwhile, Pei Wanning, trying to escape a ghost marriage to the Prince of Qin, jumps into the river to fake her death, only to actually drown. A thousand miles away, their souls meet on a riverbank. Shen Wanwan is horrified. “...Are you human or a ghost?” Pei Wanning can't h 32.1kReads8.9Score3.1kShelves

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    ① Wanwan is not Wanwan. She's returned after a soul swap, and no one can control her now!!! Hilarious and entertaining! The two swap souls and are reborn, joining forces to take down the scum and slap them in the face. It's full of exciting moments, you won't be able to stop watching! [I highly recommend it!][May you be blessed soon!]

36. 686 惊 Shock! The Entire Entertainment Industry Eavesdrops on My Gossip 惊！全娱乐圈偷听我吃瓜 Little Treasure财宝儿Modern Romance442k WordsCompleted [Gossip and Exposés + Going Crazy + Showbiz + Everyone’s Darling] Wen Jiu transmigrated into a book as the fake heiress and sacrificial side character in a pampered heroine story. In the book, the original owner was raised as a living blood bank. Once they had drained her of blood, they threw her out, and she eventually died miserably on the street. Wen Jiu: “In this pampered heroine story, am I the only one who gets tortured?” She tore up her sacrificial side-character script and got her hands 5.3kReads8.9Score613Shelves
37. 687 综 Across the Qing Harem Dramas: A Big Shot Reborn as Cannon Fodder Easily Turns the Tables 综清穿：大佬穿成炮灰，轻松逆袭 I'm an Old Antique我是老古董Female-Channel Fanfiction481k WordsCompleted [Multiverse Transmigration + Qing Dynasty Transmigration + Beautiful Heroine + Easy Wins] Shuang Yao, a veteran task-taker on semi-retirement, takes on the Qing-transmigration team's mess, traveling to one world after another to resolve the original hosts' grievances. [Empresses in the Palace] Transmigrated as Geng, Hongzhou's birth mother, she wants her son to live well? Open the door and send Prince Yi in! As long as he's alive, what does Empress Chun Yuan or a substitute for Wanwan matter? Th 8.1kReads8.9Score429Shelves

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    😍😍😍😍In the following years, Fuzhulonga practically became the face of the Qing Dynasty. He was sought out for any event requiring public appearances: receiving foreign dignitaries at the Court of Colonial Affairs, presiding over grand celebrations at the Ministry of Rites, accompanying the Emperor to entertain members of the imperial family at palace banquets… He was a perfect prop, going wherever he was needed; his symbolic significance far outweighed his actual talent. Of course, he himself possessed no real talent.

38. 688 神 The Abandoned Miracle Doctor Returns Reborn 神医弃女重生归来 Zi Wei He子薇河Ancient Romance522k WordsCompleted [Devoted to each other + reborn + pocket dimension + revenge + sweet romance] (A full-cast audiobook adaptation is available. Give it a listen!) In her previous life, she caught a chill after falling into the water and slept for six days, missing her coming-of-age ceremony. When she woke, she was told she would marry the Marquis's heir in a month. To please her family, she agreed. But the heir's heart never belonged to her. At the marquis's residence, she was constantly targeted and mistreated, 16kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves
39. 689 豪 A Bodyguard for a Tycoon, Treated Like a Baby by a Dark, Brooding Villain 豪门当保镖，阴湿反派拿我当宝宝 Splendor Fades了了繁华Modern Romance579k WordsCompleted Wen Ying transmigrates into a story about a real and fake heiress, becoming the real heiress who gets tortured to death. On her first day back with her wealthy family, the fake heiress gets hit by a car while saving her and is left disabled, becoming the family’s scapegoat. Wen Ying is expected to give up everything she has to make it up to the fake heiress. Having transmigrated into the story, Wen Ying exposes the truth on the spot and tears into the Wen family until they can’t raise their head 8.9kReads7.9Score1kShelves
40. 690 队EN Captain, Can I Pet Your Tail? 队长，尾巴给我摸一下？ Shi Yunyun拾运运Two Male Leads734k WordsCompleted [Fatherly team leader top vs. unruly, defiant bottom] Two male leads, post-apocalyptic, older top, one-on-one, both devoted to each other, powerful pairing, supernatural abilities, partial beast transformation, modern fantasy, playful and sweet. The top's beast form is a flying snow leopard [a gigantic kitty]. The bottom is a bit unhinged [an Alpha who thinks of himself as the top]. The snow leopard raises the Alpha as his little brother, doting on him like a spouse. The Alpha keeps the sno 8.6kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves

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    All are dual male protagonist stories. The first book's protagonist (uke) is rather abstract but full of quirks, while the seme (dominant partner) is a bit mentally unstable, but incredibly engaging. The two of them together are truly hilarious. As for books 2 and 3, the second book is essentially a sequel to the third book's supporting character; it's a story the author created specifically for him, and it's also very entertaining.

41. 691 谁 Who Says Middle-Aged People Can't Be Reckless! 谁说中年不轻狂！ Just Love Harem Novels就爱后宫文Urban611k WordsCompleted “Son, quit simping. Your dad's taking you out to see the world!” Just after divorcing the wife who had looked down on him for half his life, middle-aged Su Mu, down on his luck, obtained the Youthful Recklessness System. Seeing his son ready to die over a green-tea girl, in the past he would have delivered a long, heartfelt lecture. But now… Were lectures any use? He hauled his son out of bed and tossed him into a crowd of green-tea beauties. [Ding! The Host has turned conventional parenting on 31.1kReads8.4Score3.5kShelves

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    My mom asked me what I was doing laughing so happily in the middle of the night.

42. 692 我 My Wife of Convenience Is Surprisingly Fierce 我的闪婚老婆有亿点猛 Shi Yunyun拾运运Two Male Leads327k WordsCompleted [Original title: Whose Beta Is More Ferocious Than an Alpha? [An Alpha who gets clingy and sweet | A fierce, icy-beautiful Beta with long hair as the bottom] [Sweet romance] [ABO + 1v1 + mutually devoted and faithful + equally matched strong leads + campus + wealthy families + marriage first, love later + soul transmigration + play the pig to eat the tiger and face-slapping] A 193 cm Alpha, ferocious as hell on the outside, but blushing so hard he practically smokes if his wife so much as touche 8.6kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves
43. 693 偏 The Obsessive Female CEO Has Lost It, and the Villain Gets Kissed Until He Cries 偏执女霸总疯了，反派被亲哭 Fragrant Green Night青夜息香Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Devoted Romance + Lighthearted + Subverting the Usual Tropes + Two Strong Leads, Obsessive Female CEO X Adorable Rabbit-like Villain] A nobody transmigrates into a book as a female CEO, and the System actually wants her to play a pervert? Obsessive System 009: “Host, maintain your obsessive persona to complete your domineering-love missions. Fail, and funds will be deducted from your existing inheritance. Succeed, and you'll get money back.” Wait, money back? Well, money doesn't matter. She jus 775Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 694 末 Apocalypse: The Wicked Dodder Vine Has Clung to Her Ex Again 末世：恶毒菟丝花又缠上前任了 Snow Illuminates Rouge雪照胭脂Fantastical Romance163k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + dual villains + wicked heroine’s survival + rekindled romance + ability symbiosis + sweet romance with a touch of ensemble cast] [Spoiled, greedy bad girl × brooding, grudge-holding, penniless ex] Three days after dumping her poor boyfriend, Jiang Wu collapsed in the hospital and dreamed about how she would die. When the apocalypse arrived, she was the vicious supporting female character in a novel: a gold digger who clung to the powerful and was ultimately torn apart alive by zomb 458Reads—Score148Shelves

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    Sweet, refreshing, funny, and imaginative: 1. A truly wicked, clinging female lead × a ruthless, protective, and poor ex-boyfriend. A post-apocalyptic reunion of two villains! Jiang Wu, desperate to survive, clings to her ex-boyfriend. After awakening her superpowers, she needs to be close to him to "recharge." The female lead is spoiled, greedy, yet fiercely protective. The male lead, knowing her ulterior motives, still personally wraps the retreating golden vine back around his wrist: "You can use me, but you can't just run away after you're done." A thrilling post-apocalyptic adventure, strong symbiosis, and adult ambiguity and tug-of-war. Watch how these two love-starved bad boys fall in love while overturning their inevitable doom. 2. The entire capital can hear the narration, but the villainous couple defies the script: she uses her divine voice to unravel conspiracies, investigate relief supplies, and expose false evidence, while he supports her, protects her, and coldly and insanely jealous. During the day, they bicker and investigate, outwitting the mastermind; at night, they have serious heart-to-heart talks, apply medicine intimately, and share a conscious kiss. The adult ambiguity and tug-of-war is so sweet it'll make you roll around in bed. High-density hilarious narration + arranged marriage to love + city-wide gossip + political intrigue to break the deadlock, the stubborn and aloof marquis and the dramatic noblewoman get more and more swoon-worthy as they investigate the case! 3. Her aloof beastman husband takes care of her in everything, but never reveals his true form, secretly doting on her, with the bittersweetness of arranged marriage to love. She thought her husband was only half left after saving her, and cried as she bought a wheelchair, only to be discharged from the hospital with two complete husbands! The first half is filled with tears for love, the second half with two husbands vying to cook, fight for a bed, and peel shrimp to feed their wife, doubling the competition for affection, ridiculously sweet, and even more ridiculously funny. 4. She only shyly pushed her boyfriend away on the concert's big screen, but the whole internet fabricated her as a "promiscuous, gold digger" who "drinks, is promiscuous, and snobbish"; until she confronted the police, she pressed for answers, dismissing the "alumni revelations," "seeing through it at a glance," and "reasonable doubts" as "I was just saying it casually." The most ironic thing is that the apology went unheard, while the rumors were celebrated by thousands. And at the next concert, the same camera was pointed at another girl. What's truly terrifying is never a single rumor-monger, but rather that everyone thinks they only said one sentence.

45. 695 女 A Female Ghost Shows Up Pregnant, and You Say You're a Proper Daoist? 女鬼怀孕上门你说你是正经道士？ Fined Into Bankruptcy for Being Handsome因帅被罚破产Mystery4.1M WordsOngoing [Mystery Solving] [Ghost Stories] [Chinese Folk Traditions] Su Yun is an heir to the Yin-Yang School, one of the pre-Qin traditions. Introduced by an acquaintance, he went on a blind date and met his girlfriend. After they broke up, Su Yun prepared to turn her into a zombie. Just as the process was nearly complete on the seventh day, a policewoman burst in and arrested him for murder. Su Yun: “I'm innocent! My ex-girlfriend was a flight attendant, fair-skinned, beautiful, and long-legged. Why wo 221.3kReads9.1Score24kShelves
46. 696 全 The Entire Capital Can Hear the Narration 全京城都能听见旁白 Snow Illuminates Rouge雪照胭脂Ancient Romance235k WordsCompleted Also known as The Whole Capital Can Hear the Narration, and the Villainous Couple Goes on a Killing Spree [The Whole City Gossips + Villainous Couple + Marriage Before Love + Two Powerful Leads Who Scheme Against Each Other + Hilarious, Sweet Romance] On her elder brother's orders, Yan Mingshu sneaks into the Marquis of Wuling's residence to steal a map. Just as she offers him tea, a voice suddenly rings out from the sky: [Today, Yan Mingshu plans to seduce the Marquis of Wuling first, then stea 146Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 697 反 Villain: I Really Didn’t Mean to Get My Master Pregnant! 反派：我真没想让师尊怀孕啊！ Maple Seventh Month枫七月Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsOngoing [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Master] [Empress] [Rebellious Disciple] “Rebellious disciple, rebellious disciple, you’re completely out of your mind!” Faced with his stunning master’s accusations, Chu Xiu shrugs. “Don’t blame your disciple for being heartless. You’re just too alluring, Master. Aren’t villains supposed to do whatever they please and commit every evil imaginable?” In the Firmament Continent, might makes right. After arriving in this world, Chu Xiu came to understand a few things. A 37.9kReads9.1Score3kShelves
48. 698 全 Humanity’s Invasion Begins, and the Racial Trials Are Underway 全民入侵，种族试炼开启 Blue Wind蓝色的风Urban3.2M WordsOngoing An invincible body makes anything possible! Today, as I continued down the road of getting beaten up, I once again managed to make it through another day... A hundred years ago, a cataclysmic change struck the star sector! A higher civilization appeared in this galaxy, and trial stages emerged from thin air. Everyone could participate. By using a Star Key, they could be matched with and enter trial planets, searching, exploring, and killing, using every possible means to constantly improve thems 226.4kReads8.4Score20.6kShelves

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    These are the best of the best.

49. 699 录 The Demon Registry: I Can Tell at a Glance That You're Not Human 录妖司：本官一眼就看出你不是人 I Hope to See the Bright Moon我希望看到明月Eastern Fantasy100k WordsOngoing [Wacky comedy] [System-driven] [Coming of age] [Demon slaying] Also known as and After transmigrating to a world ravaged by demons during the Great Yin dynasty, I awakened a demon-slaying System. I thought I’d slay every monster from then on and rise to invincibility, but the gear the System handed out was completely absurd. A standard demon-slaying sword? No such thing. All I got from the System from the start was a kitche 16Reads—Score116Shelves

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    This new book is absolutely amazing, it made me laugh so hard I almost cried.

50. 700 F F-Rank Meme Talent: Even the Gods Bow Their Heads Before Me F级模因天赋，神明见了我也低头 Irascible Little Demon暴躁鬼尐妖Urban250k WordsOngoing A bottom-of-the-class high school senior awakens an F-rank good-for-nothing talent and uses livestreamed roasts to evolve it without limit. From the most mortifying moments at school to driving invading monsters crazy, he eventually faces alien gods with the power of humanity's shared civilizational resonance, becoming Blue Star's most absurd trump card in martial arts. When monsters start minding their manners and gods are trolled into shutting themselves away, you know Lin Mo's mouth is more u 86Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I stumbled upon a book that made me kneel down right from the start: *F-Rank Memetic Talent, Even Gods Bow Down Before Me*. It's the seventh day of my reading slump. I only intended to casually flip through a couple of chapters, but I've ended up reading non-stop until now, and my eyes are almost blind. The protagonist awakens an F-rank talent, "Meme Pollution," which the whole school says is the most useless talent ever, and even he himself thinks he's doomed. But on the day of awakening, the school bully corners him and demands he kowtow and apologize. He only needs to say one sentence, and the bully kneels down in front of the entire school of 1200 people, unable to get up. [Laughing and crying emoji] The premise of this book is truly amazing: talent isn't about shouting, it's about understanding—as long as the other party understands what you're saying, the rules take effect. The stronger the opponent, the easier it is to fall for it, because strong people all think they understand.

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