Novels That'll Make You Laugh Like a Worm Under the Covers at Midnight 求半夜在被窝里笑成蛆的小说

1. 1 别 Stop Picking It Up! The Country Has Run Out of Excuses! 别捡了，国家找不到借口啦！ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 24.5kReads8.8Score2.8kShelves

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   💚💚This book really made me laugh so hard that I couldn't stop laughing. It was explosive at the beginning. It was shocking and really super funny. I laughed every day while reading it. I was already short of books. This made me discover a new world. It's really funny. Who knows? Don't miss it if you haven't read it yet!

2. 2 素 Manners? I Don't Have Any! 素质？我没有！ Duck at the Door门前鸭Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities 155.4kReads8.8Score27kShelves
3. 3 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 168.7kReads9.7Score19.3kShelves

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   They are all about the entertainment industry. The first one has a lot of classic sentences, which Teacher Changmao should have heard. The second one is a little exaggerated, but the brain circuit is really interesting. The ratings of both books are very true.

4. 4 女 The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 52kReads9.5Score5.7kShelves
5. 5 太 The Crown Prince Is Muscular and Hot, and the Bad Girl Wants Him 太子爷又壮又欲，小渣女馋了 Sweetheart Candy酥心糖糖Modern Romance205k WordsCompleted She's a player, falling for one person after another, until she meets the strong, irresistible young master. Just as she's gradually falling for him, she discovers what his family is like~ Faced with this chaotic battlefield of love, she's the one who ends up bearing it all~ Sob~ 184.6kReads6.1Score11kShelves

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   Good looking٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ

6. 6 不 As Expected of Me, Gu Yongbingdie, the Magical Princess 不愧是我，魔法公主顾雍冰蝶 Little Lanlan小兰兰儿Modern Romance215k WordsCompleted She is the future heir to the world’s number-one conglomerate and a magical princess who wields a spellbook. Everyone loves her, every flower loves her, every blade of grass loves her! Birds sing for her, and even tigers and lions give up killing for her! Gu Yong Bingdie often asks the sky, the earth, and herself: Who am I, really? Why am I so irresistibly beautiful? But all three keep silent, unable to answer her questions. Then one day, a man descended like a god, slowly approaching from among 1.1kReads8.1Score166Shelves

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   Oh my, it will definitely make you unable to stop laughing.

7. 7 假 The Fake Heiress Just Gives Up and Goes Crazy! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 32.8kReads9.4Score3.9kShelves

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   Look! Laughing the whole time!

8. 8 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 39.2kReads9.6Score6.1kShelves

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   Every sentence is a joke, super funny, asking "I woke up my roommates with laughter in the middle of the night in the dormitory. They said I was crying like a ghost and howling like a wolf. What should I do if they want me to move out?""

9. 9 天 A Baby Falls from the Sky, and Daddy Says I'm a Dragon 天降奶包，爹爹说我是条龙 Cheng Cheng Qian橙橙千Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Everyone's Darling + Adorable Baby + No Romance] Fu Jinli is a dragon, but his father is human. The emperor of the Great Qi had ruled for six years without an heir, and everyone at court was worried sick. Then one day, the stern emperor sat high upon his throne, cradling a three- or four-year-old toddler in his arms. The little girl wore fine silk clothes and smiled sweetly at everyone she met. The ministers: Wonderful! Heaven has blessed our Great Qi. The little princess beat the Left Chan 28.5kReads9.5Score2.8kShelves

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   Little Lizi makes her father laugh or cry every time. Emperor Daqi was destined to have no heirs, so this girl was begged by all the ministers. The emperor protected the little dragon ball in his heart and hid it for three months before it transformed into a human being. Three months later, Emperor Daqi was speechless for a long time as he looked at the silver-haired nigiri with small dragon horns emerging from his shell.

10. 10 心 The Psychological Anatomist 心理解剖者 Bug Baby虫宝宝Mystery548k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] Genius Forensic Doctor VS Tough-as-Nails Police Captain [Mystery + deduction + sweet romance + high-IQ crimes + serial murders + criminal profiling + suitable for the timid] Original title: The Psychological Anatomist Schizophrenia, antisocial personality disorder, high-IQ crimes... This is a world overrun by psychopaths. The Cat-Fetus Man case, the Couple Butchers, the Angel of Death... Twisted fantasies of evil always burst into reality alongside violence. A corpse is 92.8kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves

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    🎊🎊When we met for the first time, Mu Mian asked sincerely: Hello, can you donate your body to me? Later Fang Rui: If I fell into the water with the victim's body, which one would you save first? Mu Mian: You! Fang Rui looked at her with some surprise. Mu Mian: Because the corpse will float by itself~

11. 11 嘎 I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 152.8kReads9.6Score17.9kShelves
12. 12 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 685Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    Only after watching it can you know how wonderful it is

13. 13 妖 Demon Bones Entwined with Buddha 妖骨缠佛 A Passing Guest in the Flow of Time往事流年稍作客Ancient Romance151k WordsOngoing 🔥 Unhinged dancer × celibate avenger | Two powerful, unhinged leads | Love and hate intertwined [Not for readers who require both leads to be sexually inexperienced · A treat for tragic-romance fans] [Faked death and impersonation × Reunion after amnesia × Twin mystery × Blood feud written in fate] I was once a nun, keeping watch over a ruined temple, reciting Buddhist sutras, and waiting for revenge. That is, until a man more bewitching than a demon lifted my curtain. He was the Shen family’s 162Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Cool][Cool][Cool][Love]

14. 14 夫 Blessings to the Lady [Fu] 夫人万福【芙】 A Tumbler That Won't Fall一颗不倒翁Ancient Romance524k WordsCompleted [Mind Reading + System + Transmigrate into a Book + Marriage First, Love Later + Devoted Couple] Jiang Fu transmigrated. The bad news: she became a cannon-fodder supporting female character. The good news: the female lead's father saved her. The bad news: the original cannon-fodder asked Jiang Fu to give her a different life. No more being cannon fodder: she wanted a lifetime of happiness and to marry well. The good news: Jiang Fu was rescued from the water by the female lead's father, making hi 25.7kReads9.2Score3kShelves

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    I came across this book on Douyin, and the more I read it, the more addicted it became. It made me laugh to death. Why didn't I discover it earlier? [Adoration][Adoration][Blowing kiss][Blowing kiss]

15. 15 这 This Prince Is Impossible to Kill. I Have to Tame Him! 这个王爷命太硬，得盘！ Noble Title for a Meal封侯拜饭Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted After toiling for a thousand years, Chi Rourou became a domineering queen whose roar could shake heaven and earth. Then, in a single moment, she croaked and opened her eyes as a young girl again... and a squeaky little thing with superhuman strength. Second Miss Chi: Squeak, squeak! Believe me, I can knock your head off with one slap! The bandit sneered. “Go ahead and try!” Second Miss Chi waved her hand lightly. Bandit: Where’s my head? The heir of the Prince of Yu’s household was a refined sco 1.7kReads9.3Score242Shelves

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    As a bookworm for more than ten years, these two funny books are serious.

16. 16 成 What Lies Beneath the Surface of Adulthood 成年人的里子 Nan Qingye楠青叶Urban264k WordsCompleted [Urban + Desire + Passion + Contemporary Romance + Mature Adults + Erotic Growth + Healing + Redemption] Every adult has desires. Face them honestly, and you’ll have truly grown up! Not everyone will understand this story. But if you do, you’ll be trapped in this cage of passion! 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Take a look at these books, especially the first one.

17. 17 囚 The Demon Lord Who Imprisoned Me Wants to Feed Me Every Day 囚禁我的魔主天天想喂我 Nan Qingye楠青叶Eastern Fantasy909k WordsCompleted A modern-day male protagonist transmigrates and discovers he’s been imprisoned by a female demon lord... She seems cold-blooded on the surface, but she spoils him rotten. Damn it! If you like angsty stories, imprisonment, hearing people’s inner thoughts, and strong women with weak men, come check this out! 27Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 18 圆 The Half-Immortal in the Circle 圆里半仙 Nan Qingye楠青叶Eastern Fantasy581k WordsCompleted [Two equally powerful leads + sweet romance + comeback + wish fulfillment + fantasy + Heavenly Dao + fate + 1v1 + HE + adult themes + dual cultivation + reborn + changing one's destiny + cultivation + romance] He is a despised divine consciousness; she is an existence marked for erasure. The path to enlightenment is not confined to a tiny space, and to love you is to remain within the circle. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 19 开 From the Start, I Was Murdered. I Rely on Resurrection to Dominate the Cultivation World 开局被弑我靠复活在修仙界横着走 Nan Qingye楠青叶Ancient Romance253k WordsCompleted [Resurrection + soul transmigration + powerful leads + useless nobody + cultivation + mutual conquest + satisfying revenge! + great + dual cultivation + master + immortal Venerable + fantasy + romance + tragic love] Fine, you. You’ve successfully made me angry... Told in first person for a more immersive experience. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 20 前 Past and Present: Rekindling a Thousand-Year Bond 前世今生：再续千年缘 Nan Qingye楠青叶Eastern Fantasy614k WordsCompleted [Past and present lives + political intrigue + plot-driven + beloved ideal + two equally powerful leads + devoted male lead + dual cultivation + fantasy + romance + wish fulfillment + reborn + Xuanming] He waited a thousand years for her, all to bring his beloved back to life. What? She says she's the only one who can be his beloved... 13Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 21 师 My Master Helps Me Cultivate 师尊助我来修行 Nan Qingye楠青叶37k WordsCompleted My Master Helps Me Cultivate —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 22 废 A Good-for-Nothing Cultivator Transmigrates Through Time to Protect a Ruthless CEO 废材女修穿越时空守护霸道总裁 Nan Qingye楠青叶Modern Romance11k WordsCompleted A Good-for-Nothing Cultivator Transmigrates Through Time to Protect a Domineering CEO —Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 23 重 Reborn to Become an Antique Mogul 重生逆袭成古玩大佬 Nan Qingye楠青叶13k WordsCompleted Reborn and Rising to Become an Antiques Tycoon —Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 24 重 Reborn, This Time I'll Love You 重生归来，这次换我来爱你 Nan Qingye楠青叶14k WordsCompleted Reborn, This Time I’ll Be the One to Love You —Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 25 学 Senior, Come a Little Closer 学姐，请再靠近一点 Nan Qingye楠青叶50k WordsCompleted Senior, Could You Come a Little Closer? —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 26 学 Senior, Please Teach Me 学姐请多多指教 Nan Qingye楠青叶Marriage & Romance45k WordsCompleted Senior, Please Show Me the Ropes —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 27 赘 The Legend of the Son-in-Law: Peppa Pig Battles Nezha, the Third Prince 赘婿传说小猪佩奇大战哪吒三太子 En Zuo Fa La Li恩佐法拉利Anime Fanfiction614k WordsCompleted The Legend of the Live-In Son-in-Law: Peppa Pig Battles Nezha, the Third Prince! After reading this novel, the Milky Way's famous five-star reviewer, MacArthur, praised it as “the first philosophy lesson every adult should read!” Warning: This is a serious work of social satire, not a children's story. Please read with caution and a critical eye. This work is not for young readers! Younger readers must be supervised by someone with at least an undergraduate degree in philosophy!!! For a mysterio 84Reads8.1Score—Shelves

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    Sometimes it's quite helpless to read alone

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