Funny Cultivation Novels 搞笑修仙文

1. 1 金 Cultivating Immortality in Golden Spatula: The Fairy's Path 金铲铲修仙传，仙子的修行 One Lighter a Day一天一个打火机Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.7kReads8.3Score464Shelves

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   Perfectly meets the requirements, hilarious as hell

2. 2 开 The Cheat-Wielding Lad Takes the Cultivation World by Storm 开挂小子玩转修仙界 Silly Little Dog Yuanbao元宝小傻狗Eastern Fantasy6.5M WordsOngoing [Funny and lighthearted + Upgrade spirit stones + Refine pills + Humorous cultivation + No System] You rascal, you can upgrade spirit stones and pills? Confess everything and I won’t hit you! Yuan Xiao, a country boy, accidentally saves a divine thief from the immortal realm. With nothing but shameless audacity, he snatches the heaven-defying treasure, the Tianqi Pearl, and becomes a rich cultivator. Making money and upgrading are no problem at all! With two absurd, troublemaking spirit beasts a 36.9kReads9.0Score4kShelves

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   I must recommend this book, a super funny and light-hearted humorous novel about cultivating immortality. The protagonist is a sixth man. Opportunities go against heaven and make people laugh to death.

3. 3 师 My Senior Brothers Are Panicking: The Little Junior Sister Has Really Brought the Sky Down! 师兄们慌了，小师妹真捅破了天！ A Star's Wish星有愿Ancient Romance755k WordsCompleted (Completed) [Top-Tier Talent, Powerful and Thrilling, Master of All Six Paths, Strong Female Lead, Everyone Has a One-Sided Crush, Ensemble Cast, No Romance] “My name is Ning Xin. By the time you read this, I will have been dragged onto the Spirit Platform to have my spiritual roots tested in public, and drawn down seven blessings from the Heavenly Dao...” That day, the entire cultivation world was thrown into an uproar. “The Heavenly Dao has been silent for over a thousand years and never respo 13.2kReads8.4Score2.2kShelves

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   My name is Ning Xin. When you read this sentence, I have already been pulled up to the spiritual platform, tested my spiritual roots in public, and received seven heavenly blessings... That day, the entire world of immortality was shocked. Heaven has been silent for thousands of years, and has never responded. It has never been thought that once it responds, it will be a blessing from Heaven. "Who is that person who has been blessed by heaven?" In the personal inheritance ceremony, Ning Xin made the best Qingxin Pill for the first time, and everyone was in an uproar. 'Etc! Aren't you a Dan cultivator? Why did you come here to draw the talisman?! ' "Hush, of course it's because I'm still a talisman cultivator!" "??!" Since then, it has been known to the world that Tianyan Sect has accepted a top genius who can cultivate both alchemy and talisman. Everyone was envious. On that day, a mysterious girl parachuted into Nanzhao, awakened the divine beast Emperor Dragon, and resisted hundreds of thunder catastrophes that destroyed the heaven and earth, and purified the entire Nanzhao realm. Tiandao: "Thank you for helping me, taking back one tenth of my luck, and allowing me to get rid of my shackles." It was also that day that the mysterious realm came: "Spring comes out of dead trees, and flowers bloom out of dead trees." The invisible realm enveloped the realm, and evil spirits were frightened when they saw Ning Xin: "I heard that you want to kill me?" "What? Now I'm standing in front of you." "Why don't you come up and kill me?"

4. 4 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens 混沌补天录 Slender Willow in the Prose文中细柳Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [No System, no being reborn, cautious cultivation, sound logic, quotable lines, and hilarious comedy] Please don't expect this to follow the usual formula of some cultivation novels, where the protagonist becomes invincible and starts killing as soon as he begins cultivating. This story follows the protagonist's transformation from an ordinary person, and strives to stay closer to real life, with plenty of introspection and social criticism. Starting as a law-abiding citizen, the protagonist fir 5.7kReads8.6Score678Shelves

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   A mortal who cultivates immortality with frequent golden sentences, super funny [Like]: The protagonist obtains the top immortal cultivation inheritance, a treasure from the chaotic space, gets up and explores the journey of immortality all the way from the city, full of realistic criticism and philosophical thinking, everyone's IQ is online, and the psychological activities are described delicately

5. 5 沙 After the Wacky Old Ancestor Emerged from Seclusion, She Discovered She Was Invincible 沙雕老祖出关后，发现自己无敌了 My Name Is Huang Yougeng我叫黄有梗Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Invincible heroine + no romance + hilarious chaos + revenge against scumbags + team leveling] The heroine is greedy, lecherous, morally questionable, biased toward her own people, and utterly shameless. If that bothers you, don't read! Yao Hua was a well-known slacker at Floating Cloud Pavilion. She earned her sect contributions by having children and raised her cultivation by sheer luck. After being gravely injured and going into seclusion, she emerged one day to find that everyone stronger t 9.5kReads8.9Score1.6kShelves

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   It's finished. The heroine is a slut, greedy for money, lustful, and sneaky. Her children and relatives are all funny. The heroine is invincible at the beginning but also invincible at the end. A super nice group portrait story! No characters but she has children. It's very funny and not a joke. The heroine is stable, sinister and destructive. If you like silly comedy stories, you can read them without thinking [laughs][laughs][laughs]

6. 6 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 14kReads8.0Score1.3kShelves

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   This, this, is super funny. I suggest you not watch it while eating.

7. 7 重 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! 重回新手村？不！我是来养老的！ Tattered Immortal破烂仙人Ancient Romance3.2M WordsOngoing After completing 9,999 repair missions in minor worlds, Hua Yi decisively retires and chooses a world to spend her remaining years in. She seems like a fresh-faced newcomer who has just entered the world of cultivation, but behind the scenes, she’s a powerhouse who dares to go head-to-head with the Heavenly Dao! Along the way, she plays the pig to eat the tiger, picks up strays, and enjoys the gossip and drama. There’s the Child of Misfortune, sealed away by a powerful cultivator. There’s also t 7.9kReads9.1Score838Shelves

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   , On the surface, he looks like a newbie who has just entered the world of cultivating immortals, but secretly he is a big boss who dares to fight against the law of heaven! Along the way, he pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, picking up people while eating melons and watching the show. There are children of hunger and luck who are sealed by great power. There are those who had their sword bones dug out by the discarded golden elixir! The heroine is obviously a big boss who dares to fight against the law of heaven, but she pretends to be a novice. I don't know, I don't understand, I don't know anything, but she secretly holds a brick in the hand behind her back with big words "DE" written on it. I like to convince people with my "virtue" the most. "What should I do if I can't tell the truth?" "I'll give you some knowledge of fists and kicks!" There is no top quality, no vulgar plot, the villain is easy to kill, and he doesn't jump around in front of the protagonist. There is no male protagonist, there is a system, but the system is just too cute! Nothing works!

8. 8 满 The Whole Sect Has Turned Evil, and Only the Eldest Senior Brother Is Righteous to an Extreme 满门黑化，唯有大师兄正的极端 Huan Buyu欢不语Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn + lighthearted comedy + righteous to a wicked degree + cautious + no romance + anti-cliché] In his previous life, Lin Li discovered that his master had turned into a demonic fiend, his junior brother into a ghost cultivator, and his junior sister into an evil spirit in a cultivation game's instance. He raised his butcher's knife and slaughtered them all. By the end, Lin Li discovered that he, too, had been corrupted into a Heavenly Demon. He gave a cold laugh and immediately drew his swo 11.8kReads8.7Score1.6kShelves

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   The eldest brother is so evil that he even kills himself when he is upright. It is an anti-routine fantasy with no CP and is very funny.

9. 9 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban326k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 982Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Funny and cool writing about cultivating immortality

10. 10 公 Highway Survival: Why Is the Boss Inspecting Monster Supplies? 公路求生：大佬咋在验收怪物物资 Icebreaking Sledgehammer破冰大锤子Sports1.6M WordsCompleted [Road Survival raft + Infinite Dungeon Progression + Stockpiling] [Not an ensemble story, with a lone-wolf focus. Team battles only begin much later, after around chapter 450. Not a war-between-nations story, and not a rebirth story.] The early chapters borrow general elements from road-survival stories, such as vehicles, professions, and service stations. The story gradually opens up around chapter 100, combining an infinite-dungeon format with a road-survival setting. Current dungeons include 104.9kReads9.2Score11.4kShelves

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    Just hang up a favorite book recently and reply. Friends, have you seen the hilarious Immortal Sister's Transformation?

11. 11 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Made It Big Through Legal Education 穿越后我靠普法做大做强 Yuan Fu爰复Ancient Romance223k WordsOngoing [Transmigration + System + cultivation + strong female lead + growing heroine + ensemble cast] Practicing lawyer Lin Jian Yue transmigrates to a cultivation world and brings along a divine beast System that rewards her with magical treasures, pills, spirit stones, and more whenever she teaches people the law. Talk about a perfect match for her expertise! … Lin Jian Yue: “I don’t know anything about cultivation!! (•'╻'• ۶)۶ But nobody knows the law better than me ^_^. Hit a cultivation bottlene —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    You won't lose money if you invest ~ [Time Travel + System + Immortal Cultivation + Strong Female + Growth-type Heroine + Group Portrait] Practicing lawyer Lin Jianyue traveled to the world of immortal cultivation, and she also brought her own system mythical beast that can deliver magic weapons, elixirs, spiritual stones... By spreading the law. Isn't this a professional counterpart! Lin Jianyue: "I don't know how to cultivate immortality‼(•'╻'•۶)۶, but no one knows the law better than me ^_^. My cultivation is bottlenecked. I am short of elixirs, magic stones, and spiritual stones. If you meet someone who can't do it, don't panic. Let me teach you how to do it. ^_^ - Alchemy Association: "My alchemy cultivation has produced a young genius who has not been seen in thousands of years. Will they dare to look down on us in the Refining Alliance in the future? " - Weapon Refining Alliance: "There is hope for the revival of our Weapon Refining Alliance. With a genius like Ghost Ax Master, he can beat the Talisman Association! —— Talisman Association: "We in the Talisman Association have produced extraordinary geniuses. In the future, we will surely make Talisman a path that everyone aspires to follow!" " ——Lin Jianyue: Sorry, it's all me ╮( •́ω•̀ )╭ Head of Wuji Sect: "Did that shabby Tianyan Sect lead Wancangzhou to surpass us and become the largest economy? "Wuji Sect disciple: "I heard that their sect has formulated a general policy for the integrated development of law and economy..." Lin Jianyue: The system serves economic development. If the legal system is improved, economic development will of course be faster^_^

12. 12 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 167.1kReads9.5Score26kShelves

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    A variety of flavors, different laugh points, it depends on which one you like, choose it yourself.

13. 13 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 124.3kReads9.5Score19kShelves
14. 14 精 To a Lunatic, What’s a Ghost Anyway? 精神病面前，鬼东西算个球 Zoom Zoom Rabbit突突兔Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Hilarious + mentally ill protagonist + invincible + System] A world where ghostly energy has returned. Chen Zhuo is a patient at Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital. The System fails to cure him. System: Let him do whatever he wants. I only provide technical support. Ghost Realm Bounty Board: Chen Zhuo, male, severe mental illness. Whoever takes his life will receive a billionfold increase in ghostly energy, several mansions, and endless luxuries. 4.8kReads9.3Score787Shelves
15. 15 我 I Just Want to Destroy the Sect, So How Did I Become a God Against All Odds? 我只想毁灭宗门，咋逆天成神了 Moonlit Night明月夜色Eastern Fantasy7.5M WordsOngoing Reborn into the number one sect under heaven: it should have been a perfect start. But Chu Xinghe discovered that his cultivation path was a little unusual. Could he become invincible under heaven just by destroying his own sect? Building the number one sect under heaven wasn’t easy, but surely destroying it wouldn’t be hard? Chu Xinghe soon discovered that it really wasn’t easy. He racked his brains trying to bring down his own sect, but why did every attempt only make it stronger? Countless ye 85.6kReads9.3Score6.2kShelves
16. 16 没 The Cultivation World Is No Fun Without Me 没有我修仙界不热闹 Ye Zili叶自离Eastern Fantasy286k WordsCompleted Transmigrate + Golden Finger + Hilarious + Invincible + Cultivation Liu Mo merely shouted, “I really wish I could transmigrate!” and ended up doing just that, with a golden finger called the Furnace of Heaven and Earth. But the original owner had no money, no family, no noble status, and even his master had gone missing. So Liu Mo went looking for someone to rely on and joined the Carefree Sect. To his surprise, he wound up as its Tenth Elder. As a transmigrator, being invincible is his destiny, 108Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 17 修 The Cultivation World's Biggest Scoundrel 修真界第一大烂人 The Too-Late Jinx为时已晚的克夫Eastern Fantasy267k WordsCompleted [System + loopholes in the rules + comedy + comeback] Li Huaishui has zero cultivation, no spiritual root, and only a “Scoundrel System.” Substitute fighters are forbidden in the sect tournament? He pulls out some itch powder: “The rules don’t say you can’t use it.” The inner sect exam measures cultivation? He smears on some electric shock powder: “The rules don’t say you can’t glow.” An elder uses a blood test to check his background? He sneers: “Red blood cells burst when they come into cont 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is a funny fairy tale

18. 18 被 The White Moonlight Revived by the Male Lead of a Male-Oriented Novel 被男频男主复活的白月光 Eastern Orange东方香橙Ancient Romance268k WordsOngoing Note: The scumbag Xie Bufan, who appears first, is NOT the male lead! The heroine grows stronger over time and ends up terrifyingly powerful! Make her mad and she'll flip the table. A mildly satisfying read. The male lead, Xiao Bingchen, has his soul temporarily residing in a cat's body. He's super handsome, super powerful, and super cuddly! The heroine has the male lead completely wrapped around her finger. The heroine is the focus, and she won't be put through misery. The story has a strong fe 49Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This fairy tale romance is it! It's a light and funny short story with sweet cp. The female protagonist has a strong mind and a high IQ. She can completely control the male protagonist. She's a master at antagonizing people. The antagonism is super funny. She specializes in poking at pain points and can hit people. She's smart! The subject matter is fresh and not cliche! The author has a great imagination. The sect's assessment is not a routine of climbing mountains and crossing bridges, but... You will definitely not guess it.

19. 19 我 I’m an Honest Man. You Want Me to Cultivate Immortality? 我一个老实人，你让我修仙？ That Cat, That Dog那只猫那只狗Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted The story of an honest man who transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, fights the forces that seek to destroy it, and works tirelessly to rebuild it until he becomes invincible. Hao Youtian transmigrates to the Dongyang Continent, a world of immortal cultivation, and activates the Honest Man System. Hoping to live a peaceful, steady life as a cultivator, Hao Youtian embarks on a journey full of unexpected encounters. Thus begins his honest, easygoing, and hilarious cultivation adventur 23Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is good, nonsensical and funny, the more I read it, the better it gets.

20. 20 低 I Can't Afford to Cultivate in Low-Key, and the Old Six Turns Out to Be Me 低调修仙摆不起，老六竟是我自己 Bricklaying Coder搬砖码农Eastern Fantasy684k WordsOngoing All I did was watch a meteor shower. How did things get so melodramatic? A plane crash sent me plunging into the Pacific, where I was stranded alone on a deserted island. I struggled to survive for five years, clinging to hope. In the despair of my loneliness, I went mad, and rescue never came. In the end, I chose to throw myself off a cliff. I really did die, but my soul transmigrated to the source of the meteor shower: the Draco constellation. There was a continent called Tianlong there, and H 91Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cultivation, comedy, it's all there! There are also low-key daily routines, old six operations

21. 21 我 I Drove the Cultivation World Mad by Writing Novels 我靠写小说逼疯修真界 Ying Zhouzhou赢舟舟Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [This book has been signed for publication] [Strong female lead + transmigrate into a book + face-slapping + no CP + madcap story] Workaholic Ye Qingyan works herself to the bone until she gets her company listed on the stock market. Before she can enjoy her rich-lady lifestyle, a car accident sends her into a cultivation novel full of lunatics who are hopelessly obsessed with romance. As the cannon-fodder older sister of the original heroine, she gets abused while the male and female leads ar 32.3kReads9.0Score4.8kShelves

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    🍒Two little masters in digging holes, single-handedly led the entire world of immortality. 🍓Ye Qingyan, who could not survive for ten days, was accepted as the chief disciple by the elder of the first sect of Taoists. With extremely high talent, she practiced when others were looking at the sky, practiced when others were gossiping, and she was still practicing when others were on their way! The extremely fast cultivation speed made all the major sects strongly condemn her master, feeling that he was cheating. 🍓Ye Linglong, who was involved in life and death, brought the entire sect's senior brothers and sisters to get involved. After all, the biggest villain in the entire world of immortality was her sect. In order not to be beaten down, Ye Linglong urged each senior brother and sister to practice in turn.

22. 22 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 381.2kReads9.6Score43.2kShelves
23. 23 女 While the Heroine and Her Rival Fight, the Little Junior Sister Sobs and Snatches the Prize 女主女配互掐小师妹哭唧唧捡漏 Tomato Wan Chai番茄湾仔Ancient Romance1.7M WordsCompleted After a mutated white tiger tricked her into signing a "contract of indentured servitude," the baffled little dumpling Dou Dou suddenly landed in the cultivation world. Her first thought upon arriving: "Find a master to raise me!" - She got into Qingyun Sect thanks to her rare light spiritual root and became the disciple of a master who loved spanking her. Dou Dou angrily set herself a goal: "Ascend on the spot! Beat up my master!" - Her senior apprentice sister was the Chosen One. One sweep of 23.1kReads8.5Score2.6kShelves

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    A naughty child who cultivates immortality, has a dark belly and loves to flirt with porcelain.

24. 24 壕 So Rich It’s Absurd! My Junior Sister Plants Divine Herbs Like Vegetables 壕无人性！师妹她将神草当菜种 Meow Jinjin喵金金Ancient Romance417k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + sweet romance + everyone’s favorite + fictional setting!] Ye Jiulian transmigrates into another world, rubs her hands together, and gets ready to make a splash. But it turns out she has a useless spirit root, and the one System she finally gets is there to serve her senior brothers! Ye Jiulian: Whoever wants this life can have it! Show-off No. 1: Host, wait! You’re actually the legitimate daughter of the Ye family. Your parents left you a fortune! Ye Jiulian: ...Actually, th 2.8kReads9.2Score480Shelves

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    1️⃣The first great novel, humorous and without any negative emotions. The heroine has traveled through time, but she has a useless spirit. She brings a system to serve her senior brothers and earn money to support her family. The competition between sects is also lively and interesting, and the villains die quite quickly. During this period, he also regained his family property, renovated the sect, and expanded the sect. 🍃🍃

25. 25 不 Work Hard at Immortality or Go Home and Inherit the Throne 不努力修仙，就要回家继承王位 Miss A Li阿狸小姐姐Ancient Romance561k WordsCompleted [A hilarious, doted-on-by-the-whole-family story; everyone except the heroine has a secret identity] When Xiao Zhiyin was thirteen, she found a book and discovered that she was a bit-part sacrificial character in a million-word fantasy epic. "Huayin Mountain was destroyed. I heard a family of five surnamed Xiao lived there, and they all died in the disaster. Nie Yao watched the flames soar into the sky and smiled coldly..." Good grief, she didn't even have a name in the book. Xiao Zhiyin was so 1.6kReads8.9Score296Shelves
26. 26 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 30.8kReads9.4Score5kShelves
27. 27 反 My Senior Brother the Villain Is Unreliable, So I'd Better Rely on Myself 反派师兄不靠谱我还是自强不息吧 Watermelon Who Loves Meat爱吃肉肉的西瓜Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [A little silly, a little funny, a little too mischievous. If you want serious cultivation fiction, don’t read this] Chu Ge wakes up one day as a cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. In the early stages, when the heroine has no spirit stones, the cannon-fodder villainess becomes her walking cash pouch. In the middle, when the heroine’s spiritual root is damaged, the cannon fodder is made to give hers up. Later, when the heroine is targeted for assassination, the cannon fodder becomes 4.6kReads8.9Score541Shelves
28. 28 邪 How Strange! The Whole Cultivation World Is Fighting to Take Me as Their Personal Disciple 邪门！全修真界都在抢我当亲传 Jiu Yue Yu久月鱼Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 72.5kReads9.4Score9.6kShelves
29. 29 未 Cultivation, Futuristic Style 未来式修仙 A Little Longer久一分Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Centuries after the spiritual qi revival on Earth, spiritual technology reigns supreme. Cultivation no longer requires spiritual roots, talent, or insight. A miniature spiritual qi reactor can be implanted in the dantian, and a chip can be implanted directly in the brain to attain enlightenment. Even the Heavenly Dao is just something that can be observed and exploited by a supercomputer. Yet on this Earth, where even pigs can become immortals, the rampant proliferation of cultivators has caused 13.4kReads8.9Score1.5kShelves

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    Cyberpunk and the metaphysics of immortality are dreamily linked together! Immortals use VR to experience tribulations and draw talismans on mechas, and quantum fluctuations become secrets of cultivation. The author's imagination may not have been modified by alien technology. He laughed so hard that the neighbor called the police and said that I was engaging in a cyber pyramid scheme!

30. 30 修 There's a Fat Guy in the Cultivation World Who's Ridiculously Cautious 修仙界有个胖子超苟 Lucky Chubby Big Brother好运胖哥哥Eastern Fantasy903k WordsCompleted (Beast-taming cultivation, unlimited leveling, power fantasy, stronger against strong foes and stronger still against the weak) Zhang Baiwang is a very fat young man from a small frontier city in the Xia Kingdom. His father is a merchant who had him late in life and spoils him, so Zhang Baiwang is both ignorant and uneducated. However, having grown up around his father's business, he's picked up some knack for reading people. By a stroke of luck, he obtains an ancient divine artifact, the Demon- 437Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Cultivation of immortals, beasts and ghosts is a funny and invincible article

31. 31 身 Everyone Around Me Is a Liability. How Am I Supposed to Cultivate? 身边全是坑货，让我怎么修仙 Only Star in the Azure Sea苍海只星Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing “You bastard! I just won five million, and before I could even enjoy it, you blew my head off. What, you killed me and now you want to share my body? What about my money? My wife? You want it all? You son of a, ” A shameless protagonist, teammates who are a pain in the ass, unlucky enemies, and a mysterious world. Bai Jian picks up a minor character who even sabotages himself, then stages one hilarious and absurd adventure after another in a wondrous cultivation world, gradually uncovering its g 617Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is good. ➕A bookshelf. I was an orphan in heaven and earth. I had no father or mother since I was a child. My two elders took pity on me and adopted me under their knees. There is also a young girl at home. My childhood sweetheart is a lotus. There is no money left in the shabby house in Susotian. The two elders work hard without complaining. The years pass by and it is already eighteen years. Although the days are hard with simple food and simple meals, the lotus flowers of my parents warm my heart. The young girl has grown up to be full of talent and beauty, and is astonishing to heaven and earth. Lotus and I are very happy, and we will never forget each other forever. One day, I met a cultivator by chance, and he said that I am extremely talented, and I want to be accepted as a disciple. Once I get enlightenment, the world will be shocked. I have no intention of seeking immortality, and I want to be with Lotus until I grow old. Unfortunately, my family is poor and my parents are sick, so I have to pay tribute to my teacher. The elixir and elixir are delivered to my mouth, and my two elders are restored to their former glory. I go away with my teacher to seek immortal magic. When I say goodbye, the two of them burst into tears. I vow not to forget each other in this life, and we will live forever together when we return from cultivation. We are reluctant to leave each other, and the fragrant grass knows my heart. I have been away for six winters and summers, and I think about the coming day and night. My master saw that my heart was moved, and ordered me to go down the mountain to find love. When I returned home, I sat paralyzed on the ground. The house was destroyed and the fields were empty. The two old men were dead and turned into bones. The lotus flower cut itself in the grave. When I asked, I found out the reason. Anger arose in my heart and I was afraid. The rich family is unkind and greedy for women, so they take the lotus flower into their house. The lotus flower refuses to follow, and the two old men are heartbroken and lose their lives. The lotus flower calls every day, and they sacrifice their lives to accompany each other in the house. I look for the lotus body at night, and the wolf bites the dog and destroys my heart. The path to immortality is gone and I have no love. I swear to avenge my grievances as a beauty. Kill, kill, kill, kill, the rich are not kind to me, kill, Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, the world is unkind, I will kill the heaven, Kill the world without mercy, just for a wisp of soul of the lotus.

32. 32 最 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 Sprout of the Tusi King's City土司王城的嫩芽Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsOngoing (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 707Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    A hilarious start, I can't stop even one chapter

33. 33 师 Where Did My Junior Sister Go? 师妹去哪了 Dog Chasing Tiger狗捉老虎Eastern Fantasy156k WordsOngoing Chen Qing couldn't understand how something as unlucky as transmigrating could happen to him. Fortunately, although he had no System, he had a powerful sect and a beautiful junior sister. Even more fortunately, his junior sister, Li Yue, was actually a Great Ascension expert! And so Chen Qing began his cultivation career, clinging to her for support and living off her. The protagonist is an ordinary human, intelligent, optimistic, and guided by sound values. He may not be good at putting on an a 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Here is a good book, humorous, with many twists and turns, and super funny. Cultivation of immortality plus fantasy, female master plus male disciple, the world view is grand. The key is that IQ is online, IQ is online!!

34. 34 废 The Good-for-Nothing Heir Conquers the Three Realms with His Silver Tongue 废柴世子凭嘴炮，称霸三界 Adriano阿德里狄亚诺Eastern Fantasy147k WordsOngoing [System] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [Ancient Setting] + [Scheming] The Good-for-Nothing Heir Conquers the Three Realms with Trash Talk Core premise: Lin Chen, a burned-out office worker from Earth, dies suddenly and transmigrates into the good-for-nothing heir of the Prince of Jing’an’s estate in the Great Xia Dynasty. He binds himself to the ancient divine beast Taotie, Devourer of Heaven, who wears pink floral underpants and loves making snide remarks. He unlocks the “Trash-Talk-to-Get-Strong S 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "The useless prince dominates the three realms with his words" High energy is coming! Lin Chen, a social animal from the earth, is transformed into the loser prince of Prince Jing'an, and is bound to the Taotiant, who wears pink flowered underpants and loves to taunt others, and unlocks the "talking to get stronger system" - antagonizing people to earn anger, seizing opportunities to earn resentment, teasing girls to earn shyness, and the more quarrelsome you are, the more awesome you become. From being the laughingstock of the capital to counterattacking the Three Realms, he had to change his flower pants into gold ones for the glutton. It was full of laughs and full of pleasure. See how the loser prince swept across the three realms with one mouth and made a hilarious counterattack all the way. You can't stop at all!

35. 35 栖 The Rosy Cloud Sect's Guide to Surviving Debt 栖霞宗欠债求生指南 September White Blossom九月花白Eastern Fantasy218k WordsCompleted The moment he opens his eyes, Xiao Yu goes from the hell of writing a thesis to a world of cultivation. He starts out riding on an ox cart, working as a dishwasher, while his sect is so poor it's nearly bankrupt! Qixia Sect is a cultivation sect with a rather unusual style: the senior brother is a bookkeeper, the second senior sister chases people for their water bills, the fifth senior sister blows up the kitchen every day, and the fourth senior sister? She moonlights with the Embroidered Unifo 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The title of the book attracted me, and the article kept me. The sect of cultivating immortals is so poor that it goes bankrupt, relying on its disciples to make money to survive. Thesis hell → the world of cultivating immortals, and Xiao Yu, a laborer, starts in hell: 💥 The sect has a weird setting - the eldest brother works part-time as an accountant to settle accounts, the second senior sister is a professional accounting accountant, the fifth senior sister blows up the kitchen every day to put on a "fireworks show", the fourth senior sister is even more amazing, and the Jin Yiwei investigates murder cases to make extra money... 🌚 Xiao Yu's identity: Dishwasher! Poor foundation and bad qualifications? It doesn't matter, save the Zongmen Inn from bankruptcy first! The account book is in deficit, the senior sister handed over the "Bowl Examination Curse", and the kitchen is still smoking like crazy... From the bombing of the Shura field in the kitchen to the Jinyiwei investigation copy, the Qixia Sect's daily life of surviving in debt is crazy and exciting. There is a suspenseful undercurrent hidden in the comedy. The pursuit is more like opening a blind box, and you can't stop at all! For those who like anti-routine cultivating immortals and sects making money through comedy, let's see how a poor sect changes its fate against the odds and how Xiao Yu counterattacks as a dishwasher✨ #xiuxianwen #anti-routine zongmen # funny money-making literature #

36. 36 废 Good-for-Nothing’s Rise: I Cultivated to the Supreme Realm with Rare Characters 废材逆袭：我靠冷僻字修成至 Legend of the Six Swords六剑传奇Eastern Fantasy342k WordsCompleted Leng Yunxiao is electrocuted in a fire at a cultural center and transmigrates to the world of cultivation. When he wakes, he has become the useless young master of the Leng family in Yancheng: a spoiled heir with no spiritual roots. Then his parents die under mysterious circumstances, his engagement is broken off, his leg is crippled, and he is cast out of his home. The only ones who remain by his side are the ancient book he brought with him, the Dictionary of Rare Chinese Characters, and his m —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These two books are super cool and the plots are really interesting!

37. 37 四 Siheyuan: After I Transmigrated, I Became a “Supermom” 四合院：穿越后，我成了“超人妈妈” Legend of the Six Swords六剑传奇46k WordsCompleted Siheyuan: After I Transmigrated, I Became a “Supermom” 31Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 38 开 Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money! 348.1kReads9.7Score46.7kShelves

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    🍖🍖In the era of spiritual recovery, human beings have awakened their supernatural powers, but Jiangnan has taken a different approach and awakened the most powerful street stall system at the beginning! Powerful potions, detoxifying soybeans, lucky cherries and other exotic items are all available, and demand exceeds supply! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular anchors, and top men all came to buy it. Jiangnan said: "I'm not interested in money! I just want to cheat... Well, my wish is world peace!" Do you want to see how Jiangnan counterattacks with the street stall system and creates his own legend? Come and read "The Beginning of the Street Stall Sales Dali" together!

39. 39 江 A Gentle Breeze Rises by the River 江边柔风起 Mu Twenty-Nine暮二十九Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [System + family + one heroine + sweet everyday romance + lighthearted comedy] Su Jiang is a first-year university student who unexpectedly awakens a System. [Host, confess your feelings to someone of the opposite sex within thirty seconds. Fail, and you die immediately!] With no other choice, Su Jiang confesses to An Rou, the class beauty, in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: “An Rou, I like you. Would you go out with me?” An Rou: “What do you like about me?” Su Jiang: “Uh… your legs are real 59.3kReads9.4Score5.4kShelves
40. 40 疯 This Is Insane! One Question Made Millions of Students Cry 疯了！一道题难哭亿万学生 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He is elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most twisted question setter in the world! One exam wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, and a single question brought 200,000 students in Huicheng to tears! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions swirling through their head. [What color was Daji's bellyband?] [Did the King of Qin circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise?] [This is a Chinese exam, and 11.8kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
41. 41 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 42.1kReads9.2Score4.1kShelves
42. 42 三 Three Kingdoms: Ten Times Faster, and Diao Chan Says I’m Too Fast 三国：十倍速度，貂蝉说我太快了 Chosen Emperor天命帝王Historical2.8M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, Duan Yu opens his eyes to find that he has been taken in by Diao Chan, the most beautiful woman of the Three Kingdoms. Looking at the humble home and the beautiful woman, Duan Yu awakens the [Tenfold Speed] trait and decides to repay her with everything he has. [Ding! System notification: You have awakened the [Tenfold Speed] trait. Everything you do is now ten times faster!] [Ding! After diligently farming ten times, you have obtained 50.4kReads9.0Score6.4kShelves
43. 43 让 We Asked You to Hike Around the World, Not Catch People and Shake Them Down 让你徒步环球，没让你抓人薅羊毛 Update Beast爆更兽Urban2.4M WordsCompleted The comic adaptation under the same title is now online: They Said We’d Hike Around the World, So Why Am I Going Hungry Nine Times in Three Days? [Wilderness survival + crime-catching + comedy + sly tricks + action-packed + no female lead?] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers he is taking part in a show called Hike Around the World. The rules: All expenses along the way must be earned legally by the contestant himself. He thought it would be a miserable competition of sleeping 10.5kReads9.3Score2.6kShelves
44. 44 凡 The Mortal's Cultivation Diary: A Crafty Old Fox 凡人老六修仙记 Author Xiao Li作者小李Eastern Fantasy690k WordsCompleted The story's charm lies in its contrast: a weakling on the outside, a schemer on the inside. Lin Fan gets by with feigned weakness, exploiting loopholes in the rules and turning others' strength to his advantage. He lucks into a broken bowl artifact during the Lin family's trial, builds an intelligence network in the Qingniu Sect's servant quarters, establishes the “Lao Liu Pavilion” on the Dongzhou Continent, earns the title “God of Survival” on the northern frontier battlefield, and ultimately 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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45. 45 我 I'm the Biggest Schemer in the Cultivation World 我，修仙界头号老六 Author Xiao Li作者小李Eastern Fantasy288k WordsCompleted This is a feel-good cultivation novel built around comedy and growth that defies convention. It follows Li Hao, a protagonist who cannot cultivate but uses his wits to thrive in the cultivation world. With a lighthearted, humorous style, it tells the tale of how he rises to the top through “sneaky” tricks and finds profound bonds along the way. 1Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 46 修 A Cultivation Worker's Guide to Getting Promoted 修仙界打工人升职记 Author Xiao Li作者小李Eastern Fantasy214k WordsCompleted A cultivator from Lijia Village with a "waste spiritual root," he is optimistic, resilient, and blessed with an unconventional way of thinking. He has all the practicality and snark of a wage earner. After binding to the System, he steadily improves his cultivation by completing missions, and uses workplace skills to defuse crises in the cultivation world. He may seem ordinary, but he always manages to deliver a surprise. 2Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 47 只 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 Fortune Cat發财猫猫Eastern Fantasy229k WordsOngoing System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's a fantasy novel about cultivating immortals. The protagonist travels through ten years and lives for ten years. After a gold finger dies in an accident, the money is received. It turns out that the gold finger is a bit unreliable. He needs to be embarrassed repeatedly to earn merit. The merit pills obtained in exchange for merit have unknown side effects.

48. 48 电 An Electric Rice Cooker for Alchemy, One Stinky Pill Nearly Destroyed the Sect! 电饭锅炼丹，臭丹差点毁了宗门！ A Bandit on Mount Buzhou不周山上有个匪Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to the cultivation world, I use a rice cooker to make the entire sect gag. When I force a pill into the Sect Master's mouth, he gags as his aptitude improves. “Quick… urp… give me another spoonful!” From then on, the immortal pills unlock cilantro, natto, spicy, numbing pepper, and other flavors... Enemies tremble at the mere mention of them, while fellow cultivators weep bitterly. Until one day, I pull out a spicy Realm-Breaking Pill, and everyone panics: “Fellow Daoist! Le 734Reads—Score103Shelves

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    Funny cultivating immortality, easy to read! It's fun, that's it! 😂

49. 49 修 Cultivating Immortality: It All Starts With Tricking a Treasure-Hoarding Mouse 修仙，从忽悠一只多宝鼠开始 Lazy Glutton Daoist馋懒道人Ancient Romance665k WordsCompleted Original work, no romance. One is a fragile college student who loves staying home to play games; one is a housewife out of touch with society; and one is a treasure-hunting mouse raised by a powerful rogue cultivator. There’s also another treasure-hunting mouse, raised by the first mouse, who only knows how to eat. This little team of four has less than two and a half brain cells between them. Their half-mentor, a powerful rogue cultivator and enemy of the cultivation world who has been holed u 350Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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50. 50 我 Me, a Menial, Cultivating into an Immortal Through Lies and Scams 我，杂役，靠坑蒙拐骗修成仙 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMEastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing No System, no transmigration! This book is absurd and hilarious! Li Ergou, a shameless country boy, stumbles upon immortals fighting in the back hills. He avoids getting mixed up in the killing and settles for looting, scoring a space stone that can hold living creatures and a storage ring for free. From then on, he becomes hooked on cultivation. A fortune-teller tricks him into going to the Yihong Brothel to sell himself as a servant. Instead, he meets a down-and-out immortal maiden and learns 47.5kReads8.7Score4.7kShelves

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    There is no bitterness and hatred, no internal fighting within the sect, no transmission and no system, a history of war and immortality where mortals rise up [Like][Like][Like]

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