Looking for Hilarious, Silly Novels That'll Make You Die Laughing 求沙雕文，笑死人不偿命的那种

59 科 Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊 Tomato, You Little Salad番茄你个小沙拉Eastern Fantasy836k WordsCompleted [What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just 909Reads—Score—Shelves

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This is very funny. Don't try it easily. I'm afraid you will be like me and won't be able to stop.

60 缺 Broke, Shameless, and Clueless: The Fake Heiress Goes Viral on a Variety Show 缺钱缺德缺心眼，假千金爆火综艺 Four Times Four Is Sixteen四四十六Modern Romance501k WordsCompleted [An Unconventional Real-versus-Fake Heiress Story + Everyone’s Favorite + No Brains + Romance Included, but Very Little] She transmigrates as a fake heiress, and from the start the real heiress accuses her of pushing her into the water. Yu Fuyi considers herself a considerate person, so she kicks the real heiress straight into the water. Her fake dad tries to slap her, but Yu Fuyi strikes first and teaches him a lesson with a slap of her own. The original owner was a spoiled troublemaker, so Yu 2.1kReads9.3Score299Shelves

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Hi, today I recommend to you "Run!" The book "Shadow's daughter, she makes everyone fly equally"~! Modern imaginary story. When you travel to become a "fake daughter", you have to be beaten by the fake father. The heroine is not a vegetarian. She beats the fake father so hard that he cries. Facing the scumbag Bai Lian and the audience, he uses one set of curse words after another, which makes you speechless. They have said that the best way to go crazy is to create equal opportunities for everyone. Her biological father, mother, four brothers and one younger brother dote on the heroine. The author is really interesting. He has a lot of sarcastic words that will make you laugh out loud after reading it.

61 嘎 I’m Going Wild Without a Care, Let Me Enjoy My Idleness in the Imperial Ancestral Temple 嘎嘎发疯不内耗，老娘摆烂享太庙 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 139.8kReads9.6Score15.9kShelves

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I deserve to enjoy the Ancestral Temple. The heroine is super slutty, domineering and not sloppy, nor is she a Mary Sue. How can the plot be so domineering in the early stage and just slander it in the later stage? Then there are tearful and sentimental parts, but the sentimental part is about the sadness of Brother Yinzi during his lifetime. Of course, most of it is funny. It's common to hold back laughter until your stomach is sore in the middle of the night. Anyway, it's very exciting for me. Although it is a rebirth novel, there is no Mary Sue in it at all. Recommended! Recommended! Recommended!

62 陪 On the Night of My Burial, I Brought the God of War Prince Back from the Dead 陪葬夜，我让战神王爷起死回生 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted Short drama adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors" Animated adaptation: "A Doctor’s Graceful Colors: The Prince’s Beloved" [Hilarious + Transmigration + Sweet romance + Obsessive love + Devoted pairing + Imperial physician heroine + Palace and household intrigue + Inspirational] I was a military doctor with a PhD when I transmigrated, only to find myself about to be buried alive as a sacrifice for the dead God of War, the Prince? I grabbed the burial offerings and ran, planning to live in luxu 25.5kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves

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She was buried with him at the beginning. The female military doctor woke up after traveling through time and saw the corpse of a beautiful ancient man in the coffin. I wonder if the corpse smelled... She laughed and laughed at the ancient sweet words, and her stomach hurt from laughing in the middle of the night.

63 末 Apocalypse: Why Pick on Her? She’s Got Cheats 末世：你惹她干嘛，她开挂了 Lousy Uncle辣鸡的uncleSci-Fi & Apocalypse912k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Natural Disasters + Powerful Protagonist + Satisfying Read with No Logic + No Romance + Word Spirit] Ling Ran, a powerful word-spirit master, unexpectedly transmigrated into a book set in an apocalypse, and she found the new world fascinating. When surrounded by zombies, Ling Ran: “God says I can fly.” The ability users watched as she rose into the air, despite having no wings, and slowly dropped their jaws. When they needed to retrieve research materials but the ability users were 37.7kReads8.9Score4.5kShelves

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Shuangshuangshuang: The heroine is good enough to be called a boss, and she is not a virgin. In the face of strength, she can follow her words and travel all over the world. As long as she has enough energy, she is here to play in the apocalyptic world. It is good-looking, but there are too few. The companions around the heroine are also interesting. They don't just like strong and capable men of the opposite sex. True love is for strong and super strong heroines. They compete for favors every day. In the later stage, they will definitely be the heroine's younger brothers, hahahahaha (｡ò ∀ ó｡)

64 发 Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综，嘴在前飞脑狂追 Fine Night良宵Modern Romance588k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov 7.6kReads9.2Score1.3kShelves

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1. Su Mu turned out to be a slut covered in black stuff, and she was already in love with a variety show at the beginning. Someone else was in love with a variety show king, and he was afraid that he was too frivolous. Su Mu glared, stretched out his legs, and went crazy on the spot. [Laughing] Su Mu didn't expect that he was crazy and crazy, but became an instant hit on the Internet. [Shocked] Su Mu's mental state is very good. Jiang is the most gentle to the heroine and polite and distant to other members of the opposite sex. The two of them are funny and sweet.

69 超 Unbelievably Wild! Six Uncles Protect the Little Firecracker, So Who Dares Mess with Her? 超野！小疯批六个舅舅护着谁敢惹 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 147.9kReads9.6Score17.9kShelves

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Lifting the table, I suggest you read it with your mind free. After reading it, I feel much better. The way Chi Qian is alive is what I want to be like. She is sick and can go crazy, and has a beauty that doesn't care about people's life and death. The novel also made me laugh so much that I rolled on the bed. Chi Qian is also a very good girl. Sisters who are in a bad mood can go and read it. I highly recommend it! Even if life is really unsatisfactory, just watch Chi Qian temporarily forget about your worries, clear up your bad mood, and solve problems with a good attitude. The effect will be much better.

70 渣 The Scumbag Demoted His Wife to a Concubine, Then She Married Up and Became Empress, Leaving His Whole Family on Their Knees 渣男贬妻为妾，高嫁为后全家跪 Young Master Lan公子兰Ancient Romance565k WordsCompleted This book is now available as a full-cast audio drama, and it’s hilarious! Give it a listen! [Hilarious Transmigration + Medical Space + Sweet, Satisfying Romance + Power Struggles + Palace and Household Intrigue + Mutual Devotion and Strength] A genius in medicine and poison transmigrates to ancient times with a medical space. She wakes up in a coffin, only to have a bewitching man try to steal it? Her ex-husband favors his concubine, abuses his wife, and shamelessly claims her dowry? Her fathe 5.2kReads8.9Score467Shelves

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The idiot laughs like a pig. Crazy, funny and nonsensical, hilarious mind-reading + melon-eating system. The prince is so angry that he vomits blood every time he eavesdrops on the princess's voice. He laughs from beginning to end. ,,

72 我 I Survived from the Creation of Heaven and Earth to the Modern Day 我从开天苟到了现代 Little Jiu小小九Eastern Fantasy606k WordsCompleted Ni Ye transmigrates to the dawn of creation and awakens the Survivalist System! The First Tribulation of Dragon and Han? I’ll lie low! The War of the Liches? I’ll lie low again! The Investiture of the Gods? I’ll still lie low! “Warning! Warning! If the human race demotes itself to having a Son of Heaven, it will lose its right to invest the gods. Host, take action and defend humanity’s standing, preserving the rights of the Human Emperor!” Ni Ye: “I’m not going! I’m only a Taiyi Profound Immorta 1.8kReads8.0Score116Shelves

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A strange thing that can make you laugh out of the dirt. He almost took away my cell phone during class.

76 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 11.5kReads8.6Score1kShelves

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The novel is just for fun, just read it! It's super funny, super good at making things happen, and it's not less scary. I'm obsessed with it and can't stop watching it. If you don't believe me, give it a try. [Smile][almost crying][roll eyes]

77 反 My Rebellious, Black-Hearted Host Excels at Wrecking the Plot 反骨宿主黑心肠，创翻剧情她在行 Sui Yuan岁圆Modern Romance995k WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + goofy and brainless + no romance + satisfying read + meme-filled + unhinged fun] There are countless worlds, and half the people in them have something wrong with their heads. Shi Xia's job is to travel between planes and fulfill the wishes of unlucky supporting female characters. From then on, perfectly good angsty romances go completely off the rails and never look back. World One: A wealthy couple married for appearances. Her husband just got dumped. What should she do 3.7kReads9.2Score461Shelves

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Sha Giaowen, a super funny article is here!! It's not a loss if you invest [Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss] ①This is a fast-traveling comedy and comedy novel. The heroine goes to a small world to fulfill the female supporting character's wish, but here the heroine has grown from a sadistic novel to a comic novel and a crazy novel. It's super nice [Adoration] ②This book is super funny. The heroine is super powerful and can call many animals. The heroine wants to be a very lazy little salty fish, but her family won't let her. The heroine gets a headache when she sees her homework [laughing]. She is a powerful but lazy funny beauty, but she is not tall [laughing]

81 沙 The Goofy Side Character Loves Stirring Up Trouble, Then Runs After Wrecking You 沙雕女配爱添堵，创飞你们就跑路 Pause and Forget且停且忘Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r 15.7kReads9.1Score1.6kShelves

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There is an article about the entertainment industry. The character awakens. She has been such a charlatan since she was a child. She is the favorite of a wealthy family. The whole family is all out of their minds. She has lost her mind. She kills everyone with her strength, but she has a backer behind her. The most correct thing in the whole article is that if she were not born in this family, she would not be able to protect her. The bed in the dormitory is shaking in the middle of the night when she wants to laugh but dare not laugh.

82 福 Blessed with Endless Luck, the Beloved Little Imperial Aunt 福运绵绵，团宠小皇姑 I'm Brother Monkey我叫猴哥Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The little toddler, Mianmian, was rejected by her own parents and sent back to Great Qin. Though she was tiny, her rank in the family was extraordinarily high: the princes had to call her Great-Aunt, and even the emperor respectfully addressed her as Little Imperial Aunt. She was the Taishang Emperor’s sister. Who in the whole capital would dare offend this formidable aunt? They must be tired of living. The three-and-a-half-year-old was small but gifted, skilled at catching ghosts, fortune-tell 15kReads9.3Score2.1kShelves

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🌸Come on, come on, kids, take a look at this book. There is a soft and cute baby baby lying on the back of a big turtle on the road. The baby baby is sleeping soundly, with drool at the corner of its mouth. The turtle's thick limbs walk very slowly, and a pair of black mung bean eyes are staring at the carrot in front of it. But the carrot is hanging, it moves forward, and the carrot also moves forward. It can't eat it hahaha

83 大 A Tale of Western Qin 大话西秦 The Strange Tales Archive怪谈档案馆304k WordsCompleted With humorous, witty prose and a gossipy archaeological flair, this book chats about the mighty Qin Dynasty, from the lowly “Stable Master” to the First Emperor, tracing its rise and fall! It includes all my favorite battles in which Qin went on the offensive or defended itself against other states. I originally planned to start writing this book next year, since historical sources are incredibly hard to find, and what I could find online was scattered all over the place. Fortunately, AI is here 21Reads—Score—Shelves

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I don't know if it counts as a sand sculpture! But you can get a critical hit at the beginning [laughing] [laughing]

84 穿 After Becoming the Vicious Fake Heiress, My Whole Family Can Hear My Thoughts 穿成恶毒假千金后全家都能读我心 Fu Jiuyin浮九音Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + System + mind-reading + everyone’s darling + fake and real heiresses + entertainment industry + both leads are virgins. The print edition of I, Too, Chase the Light is now available on major shopping platforms. Search for it to buy a copy!] One day, Lu Xiaoxiao accidentally transmigrates into a book, becoming the fake heiress in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine, whose ending is tragic. Well, she’s already had a disastrous life, so she plays the wicked suppo 23.8kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves

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[Almost crying] I can't help it, life is over after it's over

86 裤 Drop Your Pants and Dance, Even the Immortal Emperor Must Kneel 裤子一脱社会摇，仙帝也得跪 Xi Fengyue西枫月8k WordsCompleted Drop your pants, bust a move, and even an Immortal Emperor will kneel —Reads—Score—Shelves

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A collection of funny short stories

91 搬 I Empty the Family Fortune, Then the 1960s Apocalypse Boss Goes on a Rampage 搬空祖产，末世大佬六零嘎嘎乱杀 White as a Grain of Rice米粒的白Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [The audiobook, narrated by a real person, is now available. Go give it a listen! Transmigrates into a book + 1960s setting + laugh-out-loud antics + spirit spring space + crazy and ruthless heroine + face-slapping the scumbags + clearing everything out] End-of-the-world powerhouse Lei Qingyu transmigrates into a novel set in the era. The original owner was raised by her stepmother to be timid and submissive, and didn’t want to accept her arranged marriage and join the army. Her biological fathe 16.7kReads8.2Score1.9kShelves

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There is a real anchor narrating a book, a hilarious piece of writing that goes through the book, the heroine empties a professional house, she is crazy and damaged, the villain leads the way, and the heroine is behind her all the way, and it is fun all the way, the scumbag is slapped in the face, the villain is tortured to the point of death, the plot explodes and flies, it is so funny, I laugh until I doubt my life in the middle of the night

92 房 The House Is on Fire, So I Take a Photo; The Film Emperor's Humiliation Is My Pride 房子着火我拍照，影帝社死我骄傲 Branches of Years Past故年枝Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 842Reads9.2Score116Shelves

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The cover says it all

93 别 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了，王妃一心要作死 Snowball Cub雪球崽Ancient Romance389k WordsCompleted Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 1.7kReads—Score150Shelves

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94 全 Everyone in the Sect Is a Villain, but I'm the Only Laid-Back One 全是反派的宗门只有我是咸鱼 Jing Yu鶄羽Ancient Romance113k WordsOngoing [Everyone’s favorite + ensemble cast + power fantasy and face-slapping + devoted-dog male lead + male lead has a dark turn later on + happy ending] During summer vacation, Shen Zhitao read a cultivation novel to pass the time. She hadn’t even finished it, and she’d already transmigrated into the book? The supporting character who shared her name was the eldest disciple of Qingyun Sect. One day, the heroine Su Nuannuan snatched away the sect reward she had won, and she ended up being expelled fro 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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[Group pet + group portrait + cool article slap in the face + loyal dog male protagonist + he] During the summer vacation, Shen Zhitao read an article about cultivating immortals to pass the time. Before you finish reading, you actually read the book? The female supporting character with the same name as herself is the senior sister of the Qingyun Sect. However, the heroine Su Nuannuan forcibly robbed her of the sect rewards she had won, and she ended up being kicked out of the sect. Shen Zhitao was stunned. The rule that people with the same name and surname can travel through time actually came true for her. Shen Zhitao packed up his baggage and joined another supporting sect. But she didn't expect that the sect was actually full of villains. She originally planned to come here to take care of herself, but she was swept up in the sect and became unconscious. The senior brother's eyebrows were sharp and divine, but his tone was extremely serious: Junior sister, I have practiced the moves of your magic weapon in advance. Come, I'll teach you. The second senior brother has a beautiful appearance and casual eyes: "Little junior sister, how come you still can't learn it? Let's continue to practice more." The third senior sister was bright and picturesque, she looked arrogant but actually said awkwardly: You can use the elixir I made, and I will make it again after you finish eating it.

95 修 Why Has This Shameless Creep Turned Up in the Cultivation World? 修仙界怎么来了你这缺德玩意？ Little Chicken, I Eat, Eat, Eat小鸡我吃吃吃Eastern Fantasy122k WordsOngoing [Goofy] [Lighthearted] [Self-Sabotage] [Pranks] [Absurd] [A fun, goofy cultivation story. Relax and enjoy the ride!] The good news: Li Jin transmigrated to a world of cultivation. The bad news: he got bound to a System that makes him stronger whenever he does something wicked. Li Jin: System, you're slandering my good name! When have I ever done anything wicked? System: Host, I already recorded that nasty thing you just did. ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ ‧̣̥̇) Sect Elder: Who on earth let this menace into our 35Reads—Score—Shelves

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I haven't read a book in a long time, so I opened it and flipped through a few chapters. I think it's pretty good so far. Good luck, author. I haven't read a book in a long time, so I opened it and flipped through a few chapters. I think it's pretty good so far. Good luck, author.

96 空 Spatial Ability's Biggest Slacker: Stockpiling Ten Thousand Tons of Pork Before the Apocalypse 空间系老六，末世先囤一万吨猪肉 Hate Being Young and Naive恨年少无知Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.3M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Spatial Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Ruthless, No Saintly Savior + Building a Faction] “Mr. Chen, your one hundred family buckets of fried chicken have arrived.” “Mr. Chen, your one hundred roast ducks have arrived.” “Boss Chen, your ten thousand tons of pork have arrived.” Chen Luo, known as the Void King, relied on his unmatched ability to lie low until every survivor had died. In the whole world, only monsters remained; there were no humans left. With nothing left 127.8kReads9.3Score15kShelves

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🍅🍅🍅Chen Luo, known as the King of the Void, relied on his unparalleled power to survive all the survivors, and there were no humans except monsters in the world. Chen Luo, who was bored with life, found a trap to bury himself. However, when he woke up, he was surprised to find that he was reborn a month before the end of the world, and the supernatural space opened up in his previous life also followed. I haven't mentioned anything yet, let's stock up on one billion supplies first! Chen Luo said that he wanted to change the gameplay in this life, build his own gathering place, play as the boss, and see if he could overcome this doomsday. The novel contains elements such as the end of the world, rebirth, space powers, hoarding supplies, killing the decisive mother, and establishing power. 84,000 People rated it a high score of 9.4, And the word count is close to 1.34 Million.

97 京 The Capital’s Unhinged Tough Guy and His Chaotic Daily Life 京城滚刀肉癫癫日常 Zi Lu子璐Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Meme humor + Absurdity + Unhinged antics + Lighthearted daily life + Invincible heroine + No official couple, ship whoever you want] Jiang Miao: Stop trying to help people. Just laugh at their fate. But then again, if the money's right, I'll gladly give your fate a couple of extra stabs! After dumping three High Gods, Jiang Miao is exposed and flees to the mortal realm. She takes over the body of the Xuan Yuan Marquis household's fake heiress, who has lost her memory. The marquis household is s 32.4kReads9.2Score4.1kShelves

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It's super hilarious and nonsensical, it's logical but not brainless, the writing is super immersive, the heroine is extremely smart, wicked, and tricky, a little bit fantasy, there are ghosts and gods, everyone is having fun!!! It's really fun!! The plot is very interesting!!

98 那 The Cultivators We Used to Chop Up Together 那些年，我们一起砍过的修仙者 Squirrel Under the Mushroom House蘑菇屋下的松鼠Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted (Everyman’s cultivation + no System) Unlike traditional xianxia, don’t read if that’s not your thing. That year, a seven-year-old boy took his little sister into the cultivation world. Then all the cultivators went crazy! When you set out to cultivate, it doesn’t matter if you have talent, treasures, or lucky opportunities. But there’s one thing you must remember: there’s one person you must never provoke. Even though this person isn’t a cultivator at all. His blade is faster than light, so fast 155.7kReads9.3Score16.5kShelves

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Looking at the two children in front of him who were shouting at him with sticks, the corners of the middle-aged monk's mouth twitched slightly. After all, he was also an elder of the Emei Zhaixing lineage, and now he was robbed by two little kids! If other elders in the sect knew about this, they would be laughed at. Patting his forehead, he said with a bit of laughter and laughter: "You two little friends, please make way for me." "Stop talking nonsense and hand over the silver coins wisely, otherwise grandpa, the rolling pin in my hand will not recognize anyone!" The middle-aged monk felt a little helpless listening to this childish voice. The child in front of me looks like he is no more than seven years old, and he still has a runny nose! I even imitate others by wearing a black eyepatch and pretending to be one-eyed. I really think I am a big thief. He said angrily: "You two little kids, do you know who is here!" "I don't care who you are!" The boy with a runny nose and an eyepatch hummed while carrying a rolling pin: "Let me tell you, this is Winter Melon Village! I am the blood-handed man who kills Lin Xiaolu, the tyrant of Winter Melon Village! I kill without blinking an eye!" "That's right!" The little girl with sky-high braids and a red bellyband next to the boy said pretentiously: "My eldest brother is very ferocious. He kills people every day. If he doesn't kill people, he won't eat!" "Yes, my mother used to beat me every day when she was still alive, but I didn't even eat when she beat me. I had to kill people before I could eat. I'm asking if you're afraid of that!"

100 我 I'm a Goofball, So Being a Little Invincible Is Totally Reasonable 我一个沙雕无敌亿点很合理吧 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Top rich kid Lin Bei becomes intellectually disabled after a car accident, commonly known as an idiot. At the same time, the world undergoes a global upheaval: demons and monsters return, and danger keeps closing in. Lin Bei: You don’t actually think I’m a moron, do you? [Ding! System warning: Host, please don’t use your mental impairment as an excuse to do whatever you want…] 22.1kReads9.3Score2kShelves

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Family, who knows, this book is so interesting... Lin Bei, the second generation of the top rich, became mentally retarded due to a car accident, commonly known as: mentally retarded. At this time, the world is changing, monsters are resurrecting, and dangers are coming. Lin Bei: You don't really think I'm a fool, do you? ...😊 😀 😚 😮