Novels That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Can’t Breathe 可以笑到窒息的小说

1. 551 精 When the Mental Patient Shows Up, Even the Ghosts Don’t Know What to Do 精神病一来，给鬼整不会了都 Elephant Takes On Bear大象怼狗熊Urban556k WordsCompleted Qin Chu became the top celebrity at Mancang City Mental Hospital thanks to an achievement no other patient could match: he peed on the city’s largest transformer, causing a citywide blackout that lasted two days. He was practically cooked by the electricity, yet somehow came out just fine. 2.9kReads8.6Score305Shelves
2. 552 读 After Reading His Mind, I Tore Up the Obsessive Lover’s Tragic Romance Script 读心后，我撕了病娇的虐恋剧本 Mountain Traces山踪30k WordsCompleted After Reading His Mind, I Tore Up the Yandere’s Angsty Romance Script 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   On the day I tried on my wedding dress, I saw the little maid behind me smiling in the mirror. Her lips didn't move, but her voice seeped into my head: "You'll run away the night before the wedding, and then you'll get into a car accident. After you die, it'll be my turn to wear this wedding dress." My fiancé wrapped his arms around my waist from behind and kissed away the tears at the corners of my eyes: "Why are you crying?" He didn't know that I had just read the date of my own death.

3. 553 这 I’m the One Who Calls the Shots 这事儿，老子说了算 Cold Plum, Ink Fragrance寒梅墨香Two Male Leads714k WordsCompleted Xu Haodong was a lecherous rascal, and nobody wanted anything to do with him. He figured he was probably doomed if things went on like this. Why not put his best asset to use and latch onto a wife? At the matchmaking table, he laid eyes on Fang Zheng, the handsomest man in town. He was more than satisfied. He slapped the table. “Give me back my underwear! If you don’t, you’re going to be my wife!” 166Reads9.4Score—Shelves

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   You should check out this author's books; they're all great, funny yet touching, and especially enjoyable!

4. 554 规 Rule Horror: I Can Hear the Weird Things Complaining 规则怪谈：我能听到诡异的吐槽 I'm a Little Cub我是崽崽Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted (The dungeon arc is well underway, so enjoy without worry. There’s a main cast, and it isn’t horror. If that bothers you, you’ve been warned!) [Rules-Based Horror + Mind Reading + No Female Lead + Original Dungeons + National Fortune + Livestreaming + Lighthearted Comedy + No Romance] Why haven’t they picked me yet?! Su Bei woke up one day to find his dream had come true. After eight consecutive failures by Xia Country, Su Bei carried the hopes of its entire population. Seeing him greet them in 3.9kReads9.2Score515Shelves
5. 555 吃 The Gossip-Lover Wants to Stay Anonymous 吃瓜群众不想拥有姓名 Soy Milk Pudding Milk Tea豆乳布丁奶茶Modern Romance291k WordsCompleted Transmigrating into books is all the rage these days, and Zhu Yaya decided to get in on the trend. She transmigrated into the recent hit masterpiece, The Overbearing Him, Pure Love, along with a freshly launched, third-rate System. Transmigrating into a book was one thing, but she became a nobody with no screen time, just there to watch the drama unfold!! System: Your next task is to watch the drama. Zhu Yaya was secretly delighted. How hard could that be? So she started tailing the male and fem 990Reads9.1Score101Shelves

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   Synopsis: The female protagonist transmigrates into a Mary Sue novel, where she must witness the love story of the male and female protagonists and successfully become a gossipmonger—and she truly is a gossipmonger. Character traits: The female lead, Zhu Yaya, has a cheerful and somewhat silly personality. Highly recommended The only downside is that it's too short, only about a hundred chapters, which isn't nearly enough to read.

6. 556 穿 I Became the Overbearing CEO’s Younger Brother’s Wife, and from the Start I Slept in a Coffin 穿成霸总他弟媳，开局睡棺材 Mountain Traces山踪24k WordsCompleted Reborn as the CEO's Younger Brother's Wife, Sleeping in a Coffin from the Start 13Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 557 巫 The Witch Seeks the Veins and Calms the Soul 巫师寻脉镇魂 Leisurely Guest闲客人Mystery154k WordsOngoing A man in a red robe isn't necessarily a groom. He might be a shaman, known as a Duangong. The protagonist, Liu Chunqiu, is the youngest shaman in southwestern Hubei. Other people wear red to marry. He wears red to drive out ghosts. Other people pray to Buddha and beseech the gods. He invites the gods to possess him. His master asks him to find and recover the lost lineage of shamanic arts. From then on, the protagonist performs Duangong rites day and night to heal the sick and ward off evil, and 110Reads—Score—Shelves

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   In the late Qing Dynasty and early Republican era, supernatural novels circulated among the people.

8. 558 金 Mr. Jin, Your Wife Has Run Away with Your Daughter Again! 金总，太太又带小姐离家出走了！ Jin Er斤二Modern Romance355k WordsCompleted Prissy troublemaker x shameless rogue Childhood sweethearts x regret and redemption x happy ending In their third year of marriage, Lu Ying asked for a divorce. The man sat carelessly, his long, phoenix-shaped eyes nonchalant. “Is this because I went with her to the hospital but didn't go with you?” Lu Ying: “Yes.” “Fine,” he said, clearly not taking it seriously. “Then I won't go with you anymore.” Lu Ying: “I'll leave with nothing.” The unruliness vanished from his eyes. With the speed of 116.2kReads8.9Score11.9kShelves

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   This book is hilarious; the male and female leads have incredibly sharp tongues. [Learned something new]

9. 559 惊 Thriller Game: From the Start, I Helped Monsters Make Choices 惊悚游戏：开局帮鬼怪做选择 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Mystery2.6M WordsOngoing [Horror game dungeons + career-based progression + NPCs caught in a rat race + livestreaming + everyday-life style] Jiang Ye’s daily routine consists of working, studying, working... Then one day, he’s pulled into a horror game during class and awakens an all-career talent. He discovers that all his career skills are a little strange. From the start, he unlocks the career “Small-Town Exam Machine,” with an added skill that lets him make choices for ghosts and monsters. [A difficult choice has ap 67kReads9.4Score7.8kShelves
10. 560 被 After the On-Screen Comments Spoiled the Plot, I Tore Up the Script 被弹幕剧透后，我手撕剧本 Mountain Traces山踪19k WordsCompleted After the On-Screen Comments Spoiled the Story, I Tore Up the Script 4Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 561 穿 Transmigrating to a Female-Centric World to Set the City’s CEO Tyrants Straight 穿到女频，整顿满城霸总 Crunch Crunch嘎嘣蹦Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [Male-oriented novel] My name is Lu Jingxiu, and I transmigrated into a world of domineering CEOs. Everyone here is worth hundreds of billions. If they are not the richest person in the country, they control both the underworld and the legitimate world, and casually act like outlaws above the law. And I am, unexpectedly, one of them. However, I am a man who believes in the law. So I decisively called the police, reported them under my real name, and launched a crackdown on organized crime. Befor 43.8kReads8.1Score1.7kShelves

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    The novels I've been reading lately, putting aside the writing style, are quite enjoyable to read.

12. 562 随 I Set Up a Random Stall, and Every Customer Goes Quiet After One Bite! 随机摆摊，顾客一吃一个不吱声！ Prosperity Little Shark旺旺小小鲨Urban1.0M WordsCompleted The novel is complete! [Food + healing + villain + slice of life + cozy + delicious reads + comedy] No romance The spoiled rich kid Lin Mo is told by the System that he's actually a fake young master, and even worse, a villain in a book. To change his fate, the System assigns him a street-stall quest. This outgoing rich young man sets out on the path of running a street stall. Selling baked flatbreads at a cemetery, fried chicken at a psychiatric hospital? Stinky tofu at the marriage registry? R 6.8kReads8.6Score760Shelves
13. 563 萌 Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie, Her Top-Tier Star Sister Becomes a Sensation 萌宝三岁半，顶流妹妹爆红了 Jiu Yi久弋Modern Romance473k WordsCompleted Completed. Please leave a rating! A new story is underway. [Adorable child + sweet romance. A slow-burning style, not fast-paced wish fulfillment. If you’re only here for the variety show, you can choose what to read based on the chapter titles.] Ye Chen has tens of millions of fans, and a single post on Weibo can get a million reposts. He’s a top-tier star with a top-tier face and physique. Everything about him is top-tier except his acting. He’s long held the titles of “entertainment industry’ 3.8kReads8.0Score218Shelves

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    🌹A chubby, adorable three-year-old! The older brother put his backpack on the security conveyor belt, but accidentally put his little sister on it too! 🌈 Then, when the older brother was about to go through security, he suddenly realized that his little sister was gone!!

14. 564 快 Quick Transmigration: Starting by Staying Away from the Plot 快穿：从远离剧情开始 Moonflower No. 1月见一号Modern Romance1.9M WordsCompleted Original title: The Quick-Transmigration Cannon-Fodder Female Lead Doesn’t Follow the Plot [Quick transmigration + fictional worlds + some stories conclude in one chapter + varied lengths + doesn’t follow the original plot + absolutely no helping the poor + all male leads are virgins + personal space] [No fixed couple, but the male leads must be pure] The cannon-fodder female characters in the plot suddenly awaken. After growing a brain, Luo Yang refuses to follow the sucker’s script anymore. Sh 19.1kReads8.4Score1.1kShelves

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    Haha, I really like it!

15. 565 试 The Day I Tried on My Wedding Dress, I Saw Through the Plot 试婚纱那天，我看穿了剧情 Mountain Traces山踪14k WordsCompleted I Saw Through the Plot the Day I Tried on Wedding Dresses 2Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 566 这EN Something's Wrong with This Game: I Became a God by Mining! 这个游戏不对劲，我挖矿成神！ Dao Buyi道不易Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [The Divine Realm descends upon the entire world] Yang Ling, a professional gold farmer, only wanted to relax in the game Divine Realm, but discovered that the environment was harsh and logging off was impossible. With no other choice, for the sake of his own safety, he could only start mining constantly, grinding levels, assigning stat points, and fighting to stay alive! 2.4MReads9.2Score310.6kShelves
17. 567 让 You Were Put in Charge of a Zoo, So Why Did You Drive All the Animals Crazy? 让你接管动物园，你把动物都逼疯 Grand Preceptor of Immortal Qin仙秦太师Urban1.2M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to Blue Star, Yang Lin inherits an old, run-down zoo from his parents. The bad news is that the zoo barely has any animals. The good news is that he gets a talent-training System. Other people's Systems let them boost their own stats. His lets him boost animals' stats. Boost a chimpanzee, and it awakens incredible throwing skills, hitting any target within a hundred meters. Boost a gibbon, and it awakens an amazing talent for imitation, mastering singing, dancing, and rap. B 8.3kReads9.3Score939Shelves

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    These books are all hilarious [laughing emoji], highly recommended! 1. Although they're about animals, everyone in the zoo is a goofball, you'll laugh until you're breathless. 2. A shut-in is reborn as a cat, leading his meowing team to become invincible. 3. I don't need to say more, just look at the cover. 4. The protagonist picks up junk and finds a nuclear bomb, national defense fiber optic cables, etc., Going to the police station like it's home, it's absolutely hilarious.

18. 568 影 Don't Run, Big Brother Movie Star! I'm Serious About Being Your Devoted Fan 影帝哥哥别跑，当舔狗我是认真的 Branches of Years Past故年枝Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 530Reads9.2Score102Shelves
19. 569 攻 After Courting the Wrong Villain, I Can’t Get Away 攻略错反派后我跑不掉了 Mountain Traces山踪25k WordsCompleted I Courted the Wrong Villain, and Now I Can’t Get Away 84Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 570 谁EN Who Removed the Exit Button from My Xianxia Game? 谁把我仙侠游戏退出键扣了？ Mu Chun沐春Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing At first, I only wanted to create a fresh account for a holographic xianxia game... I had already selected the highest difficulty, simply to roll a better spiritual root and sell the account. But then... can someone tell me where the exit button is? Where did my enormous game exit button go? 371.1kReads8.5Score42.5kShelves
21. 571 神 The Mysterious CEO Spoils Her Night After Night 神秘总裁夜夜宠 Fish Doesn't Speak鱼不语Modern Romance3.0M WordsCompleted By day, she’s a sharp and capable saleswoman! By night, she’s her boss’s personal assistant, taking care of his every need! They agree on three rules: talk about money, not love. But... Rumor has it that she’s so pampered she lives like a princess. When it comes to dealing with scumbags, President Shang is there. When it comes to putting rivals in their place, President Shang is there. When it comes to making money, President Shang is there. She’s living a fairy-tale life of happiness. Meanwhile 11.9kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves

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    I'm already laughing so hard I can't go on living, so I came in to learn the male lead's sharp tongue techniques.

22. 572 重 Reborn as a Cat: The Internet Discovers I’m a Big Shot in the Cat World 重生成喵：我猫界扛把子的身份被全网曝光 The Cup That Loves Water爱喝水的杯子Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Lin Le was reborn as a cat and thought he would live like any other cat: basking in the sun, acting cute, and eating dried fish. But when a show called The Pet Headquarters was livestreamed across the internet, his long-hidden identity as the boss of the cat world was exposed. "Didn't they ban animals from gaining humanlike powers after the founding of the country? What's going on with this cat?" "He took in a pack of dogs as his underlings. This cat is so ridiculous that ridiculousness itself h 1.5kReads9.0Score219Shelves
23. 573 都 Urban Cultivation: I've Been Dug Up Again 都市修仙：我又被挖出来了 Three Big Steps, Leave a Few Pits三大步留点坑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and live-action audio versions are all available. Enjoy!] [Urban + Invincible + Immortal Longevity + No Hiding His Power + Big Shot] A rogue cultivator from the cultivation world happens upon the Heaven-Deceiving Secret Manual. Once his cultivation reaches a profound level, the Heavenly Dao can no longer sense him, so it stops sending down tribulation lightning. Though his power reaches the heavens, he is stuck at the 9,999th level of Foundation Establishment. After te 12.9kReads8.7Score1.1kShelves

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    This should have made you happy too.

24. 574 穿 After Reincarnating as a Background Character, I Was Disfigured 穿成路人甲后我毁容了 Mountain Traces山踪17k WordsCompleted After Reincarnating as an Extra, I Was Disfigured —Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 575 奥 Ultraman: Sign-In from the Start for the Plasma Spark 奥特：开局签到等离子火花 September Lazy Rabbit九月懒兔Anime Fanfiction1.8M WordsCompleted He transmigrates into the Land of Light as a blue Ultraman, only to get the worst possible start. After being burned by touching the Plasma Spark, he now faces expulsion from the Land of Light, or even imprisonment in the Space Prison. Luckily, he awakens a sign-in System and signs in at the Plasma Spark Tower from the start. And so he travels from place to place, signing in at each stop, becoming an Ultraman who just happens to pass by. Hikari: Aileluo, come back! The Land of Light won’t send y 15.5kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves

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    🎉🎉🎉 [Ultraman's Crisis]🎉🎉🎉 My darlings, today I'm bringing you a super exciting Ultraman story! This isn't your average adventure; it's a crisis triggered by a plasma spark! 🎉✨ "Tregear, please help me! They're taking me to..." Before Elero could finish speaking, Ultraman interrupted, "Tregear, you and Elero are close, come with us!" These words made Tregear realize the seriousness of the situation. He nodded, "Okay, let him go. I'll keep an eye on him; he won't run away!" The two Ultramen holding Elero seemed to have anticipated this, glancing helplessly at Tregear, "Alright, you keep an eye on this kid. He's caused quite a stir today!" They weren't worried at all about Elero trying to escape. Even if he could run, could he escape from them? 😭

26. 576 穿 I Became the Wicked Female Lead in a Yandere Novel, Then Courted Death Until I Became a Saintess 穿成病娇文恶毒女配后，我作死成了圣女 Mountain Traces山踪8k WordsCompleted After Reincarnating as the Villainous Side Character in a Sickly-Sweet Romance, I Died Trying to Become a Saint 1Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 577 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves

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    These books are hilarious and silly. In the second one, the female lead changes the plot, hahaha.

28. 578 我 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Urban648k WordsOngoing [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score102Shelves

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    These two books are extremely fun and worth having.

29. 579 小 Xiao Shi’s Home Got Raided Again 小尸又被偷家了 Snow Covers the Peach Blossoms桃花雪满Two Male Leads262k WordsOngoing 1v1, sweet romance, no cheating, male-male romance Before the apocalypse began, Sui An saw his neighbor stockpiling food in bulk. Having read plenty of apocalypse novels, he figured something had to be wrong, so he started buying supplies and stocking up, too. What he never expected was that he would have food stored away, only to turn into a zombie on the very first day of the apocalypse. Sui An forgot his memories of being human. One obsession remained in his mind: stock up on things, get on w 45.2kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves

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    Not suffocating but constantly laughing, a blue-haired corpse, shattering stairs with a single kick, a human trampoline, even the corpse has its own Mount Akina, the corpse pulls radishes one by one without a sound, the world's unsolved mystery: who is stealing the corpse's food?

30. 580 闯 Heading to the Northeast: Lin Erni's Bumpy Road to Happiness 闯关东：林二妮的颠簸幸福路 Liu Piao留飘Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [No contrived twists] [No cheat powers] [Traditional] [Realistic] [Period] [Rural] [Hardship] [Inspirational] Lin Erni was born in Heze, Shandong, and married into Harbin in the Northeast. She struggled to get by amid the freezing snow in the mountains, then later had no one to rely on and went alone beyond the mountains to make a living. The first time, she was tossed from one place to another like a bag of steamed buns, made a child bride, and beaten and cursed. The second time, her father sol 22.3kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves

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    Tomato recommends this deeply moving work, a story rooted in the black soil of Northeast China. The story is heartfelt, the atmosphere is vibrant, there are hilarious moments, and there are also moments of heartache and tears. It tells the story of independent, strong, and brave women who persevere through hardships and bravely walk towards a happy life.

31. 581 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score100Shelves

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    Hilarious! A collection of silly and funny stories, including sweet and funny ones.

32. 582 灌 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 Big Stuffed Sausage大馅肥肠Anime Fanfiction1.9M WordsOngoing If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 921Reads8.1Score—Shelves
33. 583 谁 Who Says She’s Average? Your Taste Is the Problem! 谁说她是普女，是你们审美不行！ Coffee Beats Up Lemons咖啡暴打柠檬Modern Romance362k WordsOngoing Zhou Yi is an ordinary-looking girl. Then one day, she gets a System. It's pretty useless: she has to win people's favor, and the higher their opinion of her, the more beautiful she appears in their eyes. She thinks it's beneath her, until one day she discovers a bug in the System. This thing can't tell positive feelings from negative ones at all!!! It's much easier to make people hate you than to make them like you. So... A director angrily fires back at viewers on her behalf: "If you think she 141.2kReads9.0Score34.9kShelves

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    This is hilarious! To this day, I still don't know just how angry Director Yi was back then. [Laughing and crying emojis]

34. 584 恶 The Wicked Junior Sister Won't Reform, So She Wreaks Havoc on Everyone in the Sect 恶毒师妹不洗白在宗门创死所有人 Jiu Yue Yu久月鱼Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo 69.8kReads9.4Score9.4kShelves

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    A novel that will make you laugh until you drop! ① I'm dying of laughter! What kind of cunning could a 3-year-old possibly have? She actually scared other kids at kindergarten and even brought a frog to school! Her parents were called in on her very first day! Unbelievable!!! She even made her childhood sweetheart take the blame for bedwetting! Hahaha, is that even possible?

35. 585 远 Farming in Ancient Times: Wildman Husband, Don't Get Carried Away 远古种田：野人夫君别乱来 Drunken Gaze醉凝眸Ancient Romance599k WordsCompleted [Proud, gruff hero, beast world, System, farming, hilarious!] After a great fire, Ai Ya’s soul transmigrates to the Beast World Continent, where Chief Yi Wan almost sends her packing by setting her on fire! She yanks off the chief’s tight little leather skirt and shows off her medical skills while she’s at it! She wins him over, but also makes an enemy of him in the process! Ai Ya is fearless. “Take down the chief, and I’ll be queen!” The goofy System: “Whoa! Someone’s gotten way too full of her 8Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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    The first book, my most treasured possession, is absolutely amazing! I laughed so hard I was pounding the bed. After reading it, all I could think about was skulls! The second book is hilarious and lighthearted. The parts where the second male lead has diarrhea and the female lead is drunk were absolutely hilarious! And the part about the big family reunion made me laugh until I cried. Highly recommended!

36. 586 沧 Remembering the Years as the Seas Changed 沧海桑田忆年年 Liu Piao留飘Modern Romance391k WordsOngoing My father and Uncle Wang Si, whom he had begged for help from among the neighbors, rode along an unknown little road dusted with snow, just as dawn began to break. Their whips cracked through the silent morning with a crisp, swirling sound. One cart carried the last of our corn kernels in burlap sacks, a few battered water jars, and four large geese. The other held pots and pans, the furniture that was still usable, and some clothes that had been worn by who knew how many children. All the quilt 1.9kReads8.9Score163Shelves
37. 587 开EN Starting as the Peak Master: Signing In for an Ultimate Emperor Armament! 开局成为首座，签到极道帝兵！ Egg-Breaking Expert拆蛋专家Eastern Fantasy6.5M WordsOngoing [Lighthearted daily life + invincible + Backer Sect + call for reinforcements when unable to win + schemer + no martial ethics + longevity] Because he had died once before, Hua Yunfei always put staying alive first. He had hidden away on Daoyuan Peak for a hundred years, performing sign-in for a hundred years. [Beep, congratulations to the Host on completing one hundred years of sign-in and obtaining the Ultimate Emperor Weapon: the Chaos Bell] The Dark Blood Era arrived, plunging Heaven an 135.6kReads9.2Score7.7kShelves

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    From the sect's patriarch down to the ordinary disciples, everyone in the sect is number six.

38. 588 纨 The Spoiled Couple’s Mutual Admiration 纨绔夫妻互捧日常 Aconite on the Snow雪上一枝蒿Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted Su Yu'an is forced to marry Jiang Qiyun, the eldest son of the Marquis of Rongyang and the leader of Kyoto's four notorious young lords. Everyone in Kyoto waits for the two of them to make fools of themselves, but instead, they see a couple constantly praising each other. Jiang Qiyun: My wife is clever and brilliant. She brings good fortune to her husband and keeps our home safe! Su Yu'an: My husband is as handsome as a jade tree, shielding me from wind and rain! Kyoto's nobles: Are you talking 18.7kReads9.1Score2.2kShelves

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    The author of this comedy really has no heart; how can they make people laugh until their stomachs hurt?

39. 589 在 Walking a Tightrope on My Yandere Husband's Heart 在病娇夫君的心尖上反复横跳 Three Inches of Snow三寸雪Ancient Romance366k WordsCompleted Psychotic obsession + sweet romance + comedy + absurd, satisfying fun + devoted to each other. Gongzi Jin was bloodthirsty and murderous, happiest when white flesh was stained red. People prayed to the gods, hoping Heaven would take him away. Yet someone once saw him at night, standing outside with a pitiful look on his face. “Xiao Deng'er, it's cold out here. Open the door and let me in. I'll kneel on the abacus, the washboard, or the thorny sticks. Any of them will do.” The obsessive version: 169Reads9.1Score—Shelves

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    These two books are hilarious; they'll make you laugh out loud in the middle of the night.

40. 590 七 1970s Space: A Transmigrated Daughter and Her Reborn Mother 七零空间：穿越闺女重生妈 Transmigration and Rebirth穿越加重生Modern Romance392k WordsOngoing [Period] [The 1970s] [Transmigration] [Space] [Reborn] [Mutual devotion] [A touch of ensemble cast] [Educated youth] [Two worlds connected] She opens her eyes and has transmigrated into a book set in the 1970s. Even the paper character's slap across her face hurts like hell. She has become a short-lived cannon-fodder character. Damn it! This woman is going to defy fate and change her destiny! 46.5kReads8.9Score3.4kShelves

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    666... ​​A great book from that era I found in the book famine relief market, a must-read for those who want to stay up all night! The author captures the atmosphere of that time so realistically, and the story is humorous, hilarious, and relatable!

41. 591 偏 The Paranoid Tyrant Throws a Tantrum, but the Empress Is Too Much for Me 偏执暴君无能狂怒，皇后欺朕太甚 See Fortune at First Sight, Meow一见生财瞄Ancient Romance999k WordsCompleted [The comic adaptation, with the same title, is now available on Tomato: “You Made Me a Palace Maid, So Why Did You Make the Tyrant Kneel on a Washboard?”] [Mind-reading + changing the plot + a cast of lovable idiots + laugh-out-loud comedy + one-on-one romance, both leads have eyes only for each other] After Ning Xiaoxiao transmigrated into a book, she unexpectedly gained the golden finger ability to change the plot. From then on, she began living the life of a feel-good heroine who could do wha 5kReads9.4Score828Shelves

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    Every episode is hilarious; it's a very unique novel.

42. 592 扑 A Hundred Ways to Win the Eunuch Chief’s Heart 扑倒督主的一百招 Three Inches of Snow三寸雪Ancient Romance645k WordsCompleted Wang Wanwan’s greatest dream was to make Bai Changling, the power-hungry Director of the Eastern Depot, fall in love with her, so she could find out whether the man beneath those alluring red robes really was a eunuch. But after she finally succeeds, she cowers in fear. When she tries to run away, Bai Changling catches her, lifts an eyebrow, and smiles wickedly. “Mm, just admit it. You like me.” 692Reads9.2Score102Shelves
43. 593 姐 I’m the Big Sister of Showbiz, and I Go Crazy Whenever I Feel Like It 姐在娱乐圈，没事就发癫 As If Spring Winds Came Overnight忽如一夜春风来Modern Romance587k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Transmigrating into a Book + Livestreamed Dating Show + Hilarious Shenanigans + One-on-One Romance] Yang Mimi, an office drone earning 3,000 yuan a month, has barely transmigrated into a book when she catches her boyfriend cheating. She reports him to the police for soliciting a prostitute, and when the scumbag tries to force a kiss on her, she gives him a hard slap. Don't you dare touch me! Her company's boss keeps pressuring her. Yang Mimi says, “Come on! Fire me! If you don't fire 91Reads8.0Score—Shelves
44. 594 修 A Guide to Cultivation Civilization 修真文明指南 Crispy Pork Belly香脆五花肉Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing The laws of physics in the world of cultivation, the periodic table of chemical elements along the path of cultivation, the theory of biological evolution among fantasy races... See how the protagonist uses his golden finger, a kaleidoscope of lives, to keep acquiring other people's cultivation realms and venture ever farther into an unknown world of cultivation. The book features a huge cast of supporting characters, including Lord Niu (Newton), Xiao Ai (Einstein), Lord La (Lavoisier), and Lord 9kReads—Score819Shelves

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    This book is hilarious, for example, the names of the supporting characters. And then there are the jokes that are very relatable to real life; I looked them up, and a large portion of them were the author's own creations.

45. 595 我 My Husband Is Too Frail to Care for Himself 我的夫君柔弱不能自理 Diligent but Silent勤不语Ancient Romance590k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] I saved the whole capital by slacking off! I conquered the world through sheer bluster! Excerpt 1: “Your Highness, the Consort has been completely taken in by the Princess Consort. His Majesty wants us to pay compensation.” Jiang Chonghua: “Tell Father that if he has the nerve, he can talk to the Princess Consort himself.” “Your Highness, His Majesty wouldn’t dare. He says he’s afraid he’ll get dragged into it too.” Excerpt 2: “Your Highness, our two nations are at war, 23kReads9.2Score2.4kShelves
46. 596 炮 How Did the Cannon Fodder Become Everyone's Dream Girl? 炮灰怎么成了万人迷 Yunzhong Jiujiu云中酒酒Two Male Leads470k WordsCompleted Everyone’s Favorite Sui Yuan transmigrated into an interstellar novel that was full of suggestive scenes that never quite went all the way. Just as expected, he became the fifth cannon-fodder male lead, who shared his name with the original character. In the original, the fifth male lead was a total creep and an obsessive simp. As expected, he was eventually killed off by one of the other male leads. But now: Sui Yuan: Simping is on pause. I’m going to be the number-one spectator for the protag 3.2kReads9.1Score463Shelves

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    It's really funny! The first book is very slice-of-life and perfect for watching while eating. The second book is a collection of illustrations and diaries, which is super cute!

47. 597 成 After Returning from Immortality, I Became a CEO’s Bodyguard 成仙归来后，我成了总裁保镖 Watching the Rain at Midmonth月中赏雨Urban373k WordsOngoing A vocational-school student is tricked by his childhood friend into joining a scam compound, where he meets Shu Wanqing. After making a clever escape, he is hunted by gangsters and falls into a rift in space, becoming a cultivator. In the immortal realm, he wipes out the demon clan and battles the realm's patriarchs. After reaching the pinnacle of cultivation, he returns to the human world. While seeking revenge, he meets Shu Wanqing again. She has inherited her family's fortune, and Ling Jue be 1.8kReads—Score103Shelves

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    The male lead is invincible, there are many female leads, and the story is witty and humorous.

48. 598 修 A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 1, The Prelude to the Mystic Thunder 修真文明指南——序章1，玄雷前传 Crispy Pork Belly香脆五花肉11k WordsCompleted A Guide to Cultivation Civilization: Prologue 1, The Prelude to Xuan Lei 2.2kReads—Score130Shelves
49. 599 推 Reading the Secrets of Heaven: Releasing the Prodigy Rankings from the Start 推演天机：开局发布天骄榜 Lang Lang Tianming浪浪天铭Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted Xie Chen transmigrated to the Tianchen Continent, became the master of the Heavenly Dao Hall, and awakened the Heavenly Dao System. To make the Heavenly Dao Hall famous in this world, Xie Chen created the Prodigy Rankings from the start. Gu Ling: “What? I’m the esteemed Demon Prince of the Demon Clan, yet I’m only third on the Prodigy Rankings?” Xiao Yan: “How is this possible? I’m recognized as the strongest prodigy in the Eastern Region, yet I’m only fifth on the rankings?” Dao Canghai: “Sigh, 20.9kReads8.0Score1.2kShelves

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    🍓🍓🍓 Hahaha, this book is hilarious! The male protagonist awakens a Heavenly Dao System and starts by creating a list of top talents, exposing the hidden masters of various sects. Even if they wanted to hide, they couldn't. I almost fell off the bed laughing; the jokes are so dense they're almost suffocating.

50. 600 快 Quick Transmigration: The Crazy Male Leads I Saved Have All Gone Off the Rails 快穿：拯救的疯批男主全翻车了 Little Cicada一只小蝉蝉Two Male Leads716k WordsCompleted (Quick transmigration + one-on-one romance + mutual devotion + sweet, satisfying romance) As a quick transmigration troubleshooter, Tang Tu's job is to clean up the messes left behind by quick transmigrators who fail their missions. To that end, he's played countless roles. After every mission, he follows the principle that if he dies fast enough, the crazed male lead can't hurt him, and manages to dodge one disaster after another. But one day, he wakes up to find the System gone and the crazed 7.2kReads9.4Score577Shelves

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