Any Horror Novels That Are Both Supernatural and Funny? 恐怖灵异又搞笑的小说有没有

1. 251 坊 The Three Scoundrels of the Market 坊市三贱客 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩17k WordsCompleted The Three Scoundrels of the Market 4Reads—Score—Shelves
2. 252 摆 A Laid-Back Golden Core, Refusing to Ascend 摆烂金丹，拒绝飞升 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩11k WordsCompleted A Laid-Back Golden Core Cultivator Refuses to Ascend 4Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 253 大 Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Arrives 大秦：雄主临世 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩Historical70k WordsCompleted Great Qin: The Heroic Ruler Takes the Stage 9Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 254 发 Captain of the Faqiu Order: The Lost Coffin of Mount Mang 发丘中郎将·邙山遗棺 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩19k WordsCompleted The Tomb Raider General: The Ancient Coffin of Mount Mang 6Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 255 重 Reborn One Month Earlier: The Heart I Gave Away Will Find Its Home at Last 重生一月前：错付的真心终有归处 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩7k WordsCompleted Reborn One Month Earlier: At Last, My Misplaced Love Finds Its Home 9Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 256 都 Urban Demon Martial Arts: Where Martial Arts and Monsters Coexist 都市妖武：武道和妖怪共存 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩28k WordsCompleted Urban Demons and Martial Arts: Martial Arts and Monsters Coexist 5Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 257 替 The Mad Consort by Proxy: Prince, I Hope You're Well 《替嫁疯妃，王爷别来无恙》 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩Ancient Romance16k WordsCompleted My Replacement Bride Is a Madwoman, Stay Away, Prince! 11Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 258 蒙 Wrongfully Imprisoned for Five Years, the Business World's Disowned Son Returns in Triumph 蒙冤五载，商界弃子强势归来 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩22k WordsCompleted Falsely Accused for Five Years, the Business World's Castoff Returns in Force 8Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 259 合 A Marriage Contract, and the Cold CEO Secretly Falls for Me 合约成婚，冷面总裁悄悄动心了 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩16k WordsCompleted A Contract Marriage, and the Cold-Faced CEO Secretly Falls for Her 8Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 260 1 In 1998, I Saw the Future at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 1998年，我在供销社看见未来 Just Writing for Fun in My Spare Time闲时写着玩Modern Romance9k WordsCompleted In 1998, I Saw the Future at the Supply and Marketing Cooperative 10Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 261 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: The Sanxingdui Mask's Hilarious Livestream 灵气复苏之三星堆面具爆笑直播 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban206k WordsOngoing [Feel-good power fantasy + livestreaming + urban cultivation + ancient Shu civilization + aliens] Spiritual qi revival! High school student Wu Yifu teams up with Liu Yinan, the “campus belle,” to livestream the sale of demon-slaying treasures, accompanied by his thunderous bristle boar “Wolong” and starry fox “Fengchu.” Their antics never fail to get laughs. After accidentally obtaining the [Ancient Shu Thunder Battle Beast System], he livestreams his cultivation journey, becoming the undisputed 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Stealing lace panties," "Stealing lace bras," and even smelling them... This smell is quite addictive! "The Hilarious Livestream of the Sanxingdui Masks in the Spiritual Qi Revival"! This book is simply the pinnacle of livestreaming, bursting with laughter non-stop. Wu Yifu and Liu Yinan's livestream of killing monsters is non-stop laugh-out-loud, and the supernatural abilities of their two battle beasts, "Sleeping Dragon" and "Phoenix Chick," are so bizarre they'll make you laugh until you're breathless—"Poop Grenade Level 3 Cannon," "Invisible Claws for Stealing Panties"—this setting is absolutely brilliant! The author cleverly blends urban cultivation with nonsensical comedy, the battle scenes are tense yet joyful, you won't be able to stop reading, it's a worthwhile investment, start reading now! 😄 [Kiss][Admiration][Admiration][Shy][Making a Face][Making a Face][Pouting]

12. 262 滚 The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Eastern Fantasy416k WordsCompleted [Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy! 156Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 263 都 The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记 The Enlightened One Said悟道子曰Urban162k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F 123Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 264 不 I'm Not Trying to Undermine the Military Statistics Bureau, I'm in a Hurry to Catch an Onmyoji 不是坑军统，是着急抓阴阳师 Eight Steeds of Dongchen东辰八骏Urban268k WordsCompleted When people act strangely, there must be a ghost about. When things go against the norm, there must be a monster at work. Qin Chuan transmigrates to the Republican era and becomes a combat vanguard in a cross-world struggle. A big shot from the Juntong asks him to catch Japanese spies. He says he has no time for now: the Japanese onmyoji are a greater threat, and they must be dealt with by burning everything, killing everyone, and taking everything. The onmyoji are divided into two branches. One 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    He transmigrated to the Republic of China era and became a vanguard in the resistance against Japan, crossing over from the realms of Yin and Yang. The head of the Military Intelligence Bureau asked him to capture Japanese spies, but he said he was too busy; the notebooks and Yin-Yang masters posed a greater threat and had to be burned, killed, and looted…

15. 265 雇 Hiring a Handsome Guy to Guard the House 雇个帅哥来镇宅 Zahari扎哈里Mystery1.1M WordsOngoing [Horror, one heroine] What do you do when you’re nearly broke? With no other options, Shang Yi reluctantly took a night-shift job, and it completely upended his worldview! The elevator, hallways, underground parking garage, bathrooms… Those places were already enough to give him a headache. But what troubled him even more was the attention he got from beautiful women… Strange incidents kept happening in the residential complex, yet the residents went on living there as if nothing were wrong. The 54Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 266 恐 Whispers from the Terrifying Deep 恐怖深海的低语 Zhe Yao晢矅Urban226k WordsCompleted I analyze audio for a living, and I took on a bizarre job involving a deep-sea recording. In the audio, a voice clearly predicted: Tomorrow at 14:30, at the intersection of Nanting Road, a truck will run over and kill a woman in a red dress. I didn't believe in the supernatural, but I reported it to the police anonymously. The next day, the news reported it right on time. The time and place matched down to the second. A notification chime from my inbox rang out abruptly. The title of the new aud 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Open this book and listen to the whispers of unknown creatures beneath the deep sea.

17. 267 我 My Wife Is the Asura King 我的老婆是修罗王 Xuan Ye Wuji玄夜无极Mystery338k WordsCompleted Enter a ghost marriage, command a hundred ghosts, recruit ten thousand immortals, return to Yuxu... A new disciple’s “Madman’s Diary” 40Reads—Score—Shelves

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    "Suspense and Supernatural" is a "real" novel. It tells the magical experiences of a shaman. The story is mysterious, amazing, eye-opening, and even relatable. It is worth reading carefully!

18. 268 异 Strange Tales: Notes from a Supernatural Investigation 异闻：诡事调查笔记 Lazy Huanglong懒煌龙Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted Enough talk. The show is about to begin. If you want to know what 1999 and the confidentiality agreement are about, turn to Volume Six, Revelation. If you’re interested in a genius’s downfall, Volume Five, The Twelve Movements of the Abyss, is a requiem. If you want to know what lies behind Midnight FM, read Volume Four, Leviathan of the Upside-Down City, and uncover its secrets. If you’ve been having trouble sleeping, or can’t fall asleep, take a look at Volume Three, The Sleepless Prison. It m 110Reads9.4Score130Shelves

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    It's super good! The theme is very novel, and the writing style is so immersive that you can feel your emotions rising and falling with the protagonist's experiences.

19. 269 怪 Tales of the Supernatural: Ghost-Hunting Venerable 怪谈之捉鬼天尊 Blue Forest Night Wind蓝林夜风Mystery176k WordsOngoing Eight severed-head mountains form a Nine Palaces Eight Trigrams Formation, imprisoning Song An’s first eight incarnations. To ensure that Song An can grow up safely in his ninth life, a mysterious eminent monk comes to the mortal world. Unfortunately, this time Song An is born on the night of the Ghost Festival, and is also a child of extreme yin, with all eight characters of his birth chart belonging to yin. Even stranger, nine days and nine nights of blood rain fall before Song An’s birth. For —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Then everyone should come and see this masterpiece.

20. 270 茅 The Maoshan Taoist-Buddhist Master 茅山道释 Heaven and Earth Dream of Butterflies天地梦蝶Urban5.7M WordsOngoing [Maoshan] + [Supernatural] + [Urban Cultivation] + [Stunning Beauties] The mighty Heavenly Emperor is reborn, only to be driven to the brink by a predatory loan contract?! In my previous life, I was Shiti Huan Yindiluo, the Heavenly Emperor. My merits complete, I should have ascended beyond the heavens, but I was ambushed by petty villains, and my divine soul fell into the mortal world! Fortunately, the power of the Sumeru Realm protected me, and I was reborn alongside a Maoshan Celestial Maste 759Reads—Score100Shelves
21. 271 弥 Maitreya Heavenly Emperor 弥勒天帝 Heaven and Earth Dream of Butterflies天地梦蝶Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Mortal cultivation + creation of the heavens and myriad worlds + fantasy + beauties galore] Citi Tianxing has already reached the peak of the Heavenly Emperor realm, yet he resolutely gives up his position as sovereign over all worlds and ventures toward an even higher, unknown realm. He seeks to question the heavens: What is the meaning of cultivation? What is the purpose of creation? Follow him as he battles across the Myriad Worlds, comprehending the great mysteries of darkness, light, life, 150Reads6.2Score—Shelves
22. 272 爷 Grandpa Appeared in My Dream: Burn Me a Gatling Gun! 爷爷托梦，给爷烧把加特林！ Gao Xiong Loves Cabbage and Glass Noodles Stew爱吃包菜炖粉条的高熊Urban427k WordsOngoing On the fifteenth day after Grandpa died, he came to me in a dream. In the dream, the old man was battered and bruised, clutching my leg and wailing: “Grandson! Stop burning paper money! The underworld doesn’t accept it!” “Those ghosts stole the welfare payment I just got!” “Get me a Gatling gun! I’m going down there to mow them all down!” The next morning, I woke up bound to the [Underworld Pinduoduo System]. The steel pipes I burned for him turned into pure-yang divine weapons. The drones I bur 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A country boy inherits his family's old house and discovers that he can communicate with his deceased grandmother by burning paper money. His grandmother has extensive connections in the underworld and constantly sends messages to her grandson to resolve misfortunes in the real world.

23. 273 雪 Life-and-Death Gambit in the Snowlands 雪域生死局 Trusted Washlet心腹大浣Mystery1.4M WordsOngoing [Chinese Folk Horror + Gods and Ghosts + Folk Legends + Secret-Realm Exploration + Mystery and Deduction + Strong Allies] At an antique fair in Lhasa, I stumbled upon an ancient Tibetan stone tablet. Curious about its contents, I accepted an invitation to join a merchant named Lao Gun and the team he had assembled to search for goods. Together, we ventured deep into the barren mountains of northern Tibet to investigate an ancient temple. I never expected the old temple to conceal such mysteries. 8kReads8.6Score1.2kShelves

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    This is a must-have! A suspenseful, supernatural, and adventurous story with brotherly love and plenty of moments to make you smile like a doting aunt! [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

24. 274 黄 The Lady Master of the Yellow Springs Express 黄泉快递的当家女先生 It's Prajna, Yeah是般若吖Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Plot-driven fantasy anthology | Deities undergoing tribulations × ten lifetimes of reincarnation | Spirit communication and fortune-telling | Subverting expectations | The early chapters focus on the heroine's growth. After experiencing supernatural events and schemes, she gradually uncovers more secrets about her past life and origins. Spoiler: the story is told in reverse chronological order. Take your time and enjoy! 63Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I was recommended this book, and it truly lives up to its reputation! It's captivating from the very beginning; the protagonist's extraordinary abilities are unique yet not off-putting. The plot is fast-paced and engaging, with frequent and natural humor, perfect for relaxing. I've already recommended it to all my fellow readers!

25. 275 玄 The Eccentric Daily Life of a Mystic Arts College Girl 玄门女大的奇葩日常 Three Little Chickens三只小鸡Mystery505k WordsCompleted [No CP + Occult + Comedy + Horror] At first: Bai Ling: I'm coming clean! I'm actually a Taoist master! Gu Xue: What's the school clinic's psychology department number again? Which department handles dissociative identity disorder? Wang Mumu: Save the daydreaming. Tell me what you think of this new shroud design. Later: The female ghost's rotting face twists in terror. “Are you a demonic cultivator?” Bai Ling grins, wearing a picture-perfect villain's smile. “You've found me out~ Guess I'l 53Reads7.9Score—Shelves

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    Friendly reminder: You won't get compensation for laughing so hard you choke.

26. 276 我 My Lady Doesn't Believe in the Supernatural 我家夫人不信邪 Young Master Fuling炥灵公子Mystery276k WordsCompleted I believe in metaphysics, but she doesn’t. We got married just to prove each other wrong. I wanted to hang a portrait of the Three Pure Ones, but she refused, so after a huge argument, I decided to write down all the true events that have happened over the years: my dad got into trouble after eating a snake, my grandma suddenly started eating pork knuckle and cursing, Gao Dabao lost a hand in an elevator accident, Feng Ershuang was grabbed by a ghost, and their cousin mysteriously went mad and d 91Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It contains many old rural customs, and you can learn a little something from reading it.

27. 277 我 Among the Otherworldly 我在异人间 Young Master Fuling炥灵公子Urban534k WordsCompleted I am descended from the Sage Yangming. When I was born, countless bolts of heavenly thunder circled our old family home and crashed down. Could it be because the last dragon and phoenix in the world died right outside my house, and now they want me to pay with my life? 17Reads6.9Score—Shelves
28. 278 第 Day 49: The Whole Internet Watches Me Tear Through the Horse-Shaman World 第49天，全网看我杀穿出马仙 Young Master Fuling炥灵公子Mystery318k WordsCompleted [The first novel online to tackle the “spirit-medium” genre from an opposing perspective] Before my dad died, he left me a blood curse: “If you meet a god, beat it. If you see an immortal, kill it.” Now the whole village is made up of spirit mediums, and I'm the only ordinary person left. They livestream “catching an old immortal,” so I report them and get their accounts banned. They stage “the Tragic King being killed,” so I expose their tricks on the spot. Then I rescue a snow-white fox, and i 13Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 279 开 From the Start, Cemetery Orders: I Awaken the Celestial Master System! 开局墓园订单，我觉醒天师系统！ Three Lives of Sang Sang三世桑桑Mystery263k WordsOngoing Zhou Mo delivers takeout at night. One evening, he gets an order from a cemetery, and from then on he's plunged into all kinds of bizarre paranormal events. “Uncle, there's a ghost!” “Male or female? Good-looking?” “A ghost! A ghost who hanged themselves! You're asking about that? Are you starving or something?” A child wants to play a game with him: whoever loses has to hang themselves. A widow ghost ambushes him in the bathroom, then comes to his door to claim his life. A math teacher, driven —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This is really interesting, please leave a review!

30. 280 我 There’s a Ghost Inside Me 我的体内有只鬼 A Black-Inked Blade一柄墨刀Mystery3.5M WordsCompleted Vengeful ghosts awaken, and a hundred ghosts roam the night. Jiang Xiao transmigrates into this world for no apparent reason and finds himself surrounded by demons and monsters. But then he discovers that his shadow can devour ghosts without limit and gain their abilities. [Successfully devoured the White Mist Ghost. Ability acquired: Mist Form] [Successfully devoured the Hanging Ghost. Ability acquired: Shackles] [Successfully devoured the Bronze Ghost. Ability acquired: Copper Skin] [Successfu 20.7kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves

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    This is quite interesting.

31. 281 我 The Deadbeat of Both the Living and Spirit Worlds 我在阴阳两界当老赖 Xu Wuxing叙雾行Mystery281k WordsOngoing [One female lead] + [temporary underworld worker] + [traditional supernatural mysteries] + [underworld turned into a state-owned enterprise] + [sharp-tongued and tough] + [reliably updated daily] My name is Lin Wan. I'm an embalmer at a funeral home and a part-time temporary worker in the underworld. Day job: putting makeup on the dead and listening to their stories. Side jobs: owing the underworld money, being hunted by a foundation, and getting sabotaged by the System. They all say I'm inve —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Supernatural but not scary, slightly sadistic on the surface, but humorous at its core.

32. 282 惊EN Terror: I Only Sell Haunted Houses 惊悚：我只卖凶宅 Nicholas Goudan尼古拉斯狗蛋Mystery1.5M WordsCompleted Rooms where unnatural deaths have occurred are collectively known as haunted houses. There are two kinds: “blue houses” and “red houses.” Living people can stay in blue houses without harm, but anyone who lives in a red house is doomed to die. I work as a real estate agent. One day, I accidentally sold a red house, and afterward, I began encountering terrifying things… 26.5kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves

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    OMG!! This book is absolutely amazing!

33. 283 手 With the Book of Life and Death in Hand, the King of Hell Makes Me a Judge 手拿生死簿，阎王让我当判官 Haha, Just a Little Dog哈哈是条小狗Mystery119k WordsOngoing Two names lie before Zhao Ming: Zhang Min and Wang Fuqiang. One of them will die in seven days! Who dies is up to Zhao Ming! Zhao Ming has inherited Old Man Leng’s legacy: a Judge’s Brush, a Book of Life and Death, and a volume called The Judge’s Notes. He has become a Judge personally appointed by the King of Hell. In the world of the living, he passes judgment on people’s fates on the King of Hell’s behalf! A correct judgment earns him an extra month of life. A wrong one costs him a year. Befo —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I absolutely have to recommend this book!

34. 284 让 You Told Me to Be a Corpse Stitcher, So I Stitched Up My Ex-Girlfriend? 让你当缝尸匠，你给前女友缝了？ I Still Dare我还敢Mystery256k WordsOngoing [Classic Supernatural Horror] + [Chinese Folk Customs] + [Corpse Tailor] + [Feng Shui Secrets] + [Forbidden Arts] To repay a debt of gratitude, Shen Xiao breaks the family rule against sewing up corpses after dark and accepts an exorbitantly priced job worth eighty thousand yuan. To his surprise, the corpse he’s asked to stitch up belongs to his high school first love! Only after that night does Shen Xiao realize what kind of taboo he has violated! Vicious ghosts hunting for lives, the Heibai Wu 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    So beautiful! So beautiful! So beautiful!

35. 285 大 The Grand Feng Shui Master 大相师 Feiyi匪夷Mystery2.4M WordsCompleted Ten years ago, nine snakes crawled into my bed. Grandpa said someone was trying to steal my life. To keep me alive, he arranged an engagement for me to extend my lifespan... 8kReads9.3Score984Shelves

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    The corpse carrier in the darkness: Since you won't let me live a lowly life, I'll overthrow you. The Great Celestial Being, dedicated to the poor and needy. A story of twists and turns, pure violence and aesthetics without a female protagonist.

36. 286 鬼 Mr. Ghost, Your Takeout Is Here! 鬼先生，你的外卖到了！ I'm a Good Citizen, Don't Shoot我是良民别开枪Mystery308k WordsOngoing (Note: Bizarre world, yandere, the female lead gradually becomes a deranged yandere, powerful male lead who hides his strength at first, horror, supernatural, ghosts and monsters, superpowers, celestial masters, a touch of comedy.) He delivers late-night snacks and slays a hundred demons and evil spirits. When the city sinks into a night of horrors, the spicy hot pot in his delivery box is still steaming, while the demons beneath his blade have gone cold. "When I twist the throttle all the way, 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Do you think everything under the neon lights is the real world? When the city loses its last vestiges of noise, those things lurking in the folds of civilization begin to gnaw at the remnants of light. On the last bus at dawn, a woman in red stands on tiptoe counting coins, the clinking sound mixed with the faint scraping of fingernails against metal, until you realize there's no shadow beneath her feet. A construction site spotlight sweeps across piles of steel bars, and a corpse child covered in faded runes is gnawing on the entrails of a stray cat, the sound of breaking bones like a child sucking on a lollipop. On the 28th floor of an office building, a cleaner mechanically wipes away bloody handprints on the glass curtain wall, but the five fingers are clearly from inside [smirk], and the entire building was emptied three years ago.

37. 287 我 My Years Running a Spirit Hall in Liaoning 我在辽宁领堂口的那些年 Pavilion Master Yingyuan应元阁主Mystery316k WordsCompleted When I was three, a Huang spirit knocked my soul loose, and by chance I became sworn brothers with another Huang spirit. A Ghost King let something slip by accident, and following the clues, I learned that this Huang spirit was actually a golden-armored deity. It was only when the Living Buddha of Haitang Mountain appeared that I discovered I had two souls in one body. The arrival of my wife from a past life gradually awakened my sealed memories. Atop Mount Tai, the majestic and magnificent scen 11Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Why does nobody read such a hilarious book?

38. 288 全 I’m the Only One in the World Without Powers 全世界只有我没有异能 Do Not Speak of Immortality莫道长生Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsCompleted The apocalypse arrives, and after destruction comes new life. Everyone gains special abilities, while Li Chang'an, who has none, lives like a beast. Some teach him to be kind to others; others teach him to fight his way to a better world. Little by little, he comes to believe that there is light even in the darkness. Though the road is hard, he still wants to become one of the strongest, standing at the very top. But one day, the light vanishes before his eyes. 5.1kReads9.4Score785Shelves

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    The Lin family, being relatives of the imperial family, has always been dominated by men. Having finally found a pampered young lady like Lin Qingyin, how could they not dote on her? 😜 Her background is incredibly powerful! The Emperor is her uncle, the Empress is her aunt, and the Crown Prince is her cousin. Everyone thought she would enter the Eastern Palace and become the Crown Princess, but unexpectedly, she turned around and became the carefree Princess Consort. This plot twist is like a mountain road suddenly turning a corner—completely unexpected!

39. 289 无 Infinite Anomaly Management Bureau 无限异常管理局 4587887Urban896k WordsOngoing (No heroine, mystery and the supernatural, original worldbuilding) Across the endless river of history and the vast star maps of the universe, civilizations rise and fall like flickering stars, shining brightly before fading away. The Anomaly Management Bureau, the secret guardian of order in the solar system, discovered the existence of anomalous entities while exploring ancient ruins and unknown mysteries. These entities were like hidden tumors in the darkness, quietly eroding the foundations —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    In the primordial era, at the dawn of the universe, time and space were like unhatched eggs, and the world was a vast, boundless, and profoundly dark sea of ​​chaos. This sea of ​​chaos was like a blasphemous cauldron, with raging energy vortices resembling the coiled body of the ancient serpent Jormungandr, churning and twisting within it. Each vortex was like a gateway to Azathoth's chaotic and insane dream, containing blasphemous power capable of reshaping the universe. The flickering, strange lights were like Nyarlathotep's cunning eyes peering into reality; each ray contained a magic that twisted the heavens and disturbed the mind. They flashed in and out of the endless darkness, adding an eerie quality to this sea of ​​chaos. The frequency of the flashing lights seemed to follow an ancient and sinister rhythm, like a heartbeat emanating from the depths of cosmic chaos, echoing the energy vortices and further agitating the energy of the sea of ​​chaos, making this dark abyss even more turbulent. Deep within the heart of this chaotic sea lies a forbidden land shrouded in eternal darkness, akin to the Abyss of Oblivion, cursed and sealed by the Great Old Ones. This place is like a forgotten corner of the universe, devoid of any material entity, starlight, or the flow of time. Even the concept of space is utterly distorted, reduced to a bizarre and absurd nothingness. It is an abyss untouched by the laws of the universe, the source of all terror and the unknown, the dark dream spat out by the great Cthulhu in his slumber. Here, darkness seems to possess life; it flows and surges like thick black blood, constantly shifting its shape, seemingly weaving one chilling nightmare after another, each a cruel torture of reason. These nightmares present a myriad of scenes: endless bloodshed, the collapse of the world under terrifying forces, and the despair of souls eternally imprisoned in darkness—each powerful enough to break even the strongest will. Legend has it that in the primordial era before the birth of the universe, there existed an ancient and mysterious group of Outer Gods and Great Old Ones. They were the embodiment of cosmic chaos, transcending dimensions and forms comprehensible to humankind. These beings were as vast as galaxies, their forms a terrifying mixture of geometry and flesh, reason and madness. Their very existence was a desecration of order, the source of cosmic chaos. Their bodies were covered with intricate patterns, like the codes of cosmic chaos, containing unknown powers. Some patterns shimmered with eerie light, while others resembled deep black holes, constantly devouring the surrounding energy. However, within the interaction of these terrifying beings, a more rebellious and profound primal force emerged. It was a dark flower born from the endless slumber and madness of Azathoth, a malignant tumor nurtured by Nyarlathotep's endless conspiracies—this force was the power of chaos. This chaotic force possessed a unique aura, a mixture of death, destruction, and madness. It spread rampantly in the primordial darkness of the universe, like black smoke, corroding everything it touched. This chaotic force was like countless tentacles reaching out from the abyss of darkness, relentlessly assaulting the fragile balance of the Great Old Ones. These terrifying beings discovered with horror that this force could not only corrupt the false order they had constructed, but also twist it into an even more horrifying form. To stop the spread of the chaotic force, the Great Old Ones and the Outer Gods reached a rare consensus, joining forces to perform a grand ritual that transcended time and dimensions. They collected materials containing mysterious powers from every corner of the universe, including star essences, mysterious fragments from spacetime turbulence, and the breath of cursed souls—each material possessing a unique origin and mysterious properties. The essence of stars, like the souls of cosmic celestial bodies, radiates a dazzling yet dangerous light; mysterious fragments from the turbulent flow of time carry information from different eras, like remnants of cosmic history; the breath of cursed souls is filled with resentment and pain, their wails seemingly still echoing around the materials. A colossal sealing tower was constructed. This tower soared into the clouds, its surface inscribed with countless blasphemous runes, woven from madness and reason, each shimmering with an eerie light. They intertwined and twisted, forming an unbreakable sealing force. The lines of the runes were complex and intricate, some resembling twisted creatures, others mysterious geometric patterns, seemingly constantly changing and moving, as if possessing their own life. The Great Old Ones sealed the power of chaos at the base of the tower, then buried it deep within the core of the universe—the forbidden land it is today. However, during the sealing process, Nyarlathotep's cunning schemes lurked in the shadows. He left a subtle crack in the seal, like a small but deadly thorn inserted into the heart of the universe. This crack faintly carried the aura of Nyarlathotep, an aura of deception and conspiracy, like a time bomb waiting to explode. As time passed, the universe gradually took shape, stars twinkled, and spacetime shifted. But in that forbidden land, the Tower of Seals began to show minute cracks under the erosion of chaotic power. The sealed chaotic power, like a shark smelling blood, slowly seeped from these cracks, intertwining with the surrounding energy. Some of this energy seeping from the seal resembled burning flames, yet possessed a chilling, piercing touch. Within these flames, one could vaguely see imprisoned souls struggling in agony, their wails a hymn to the chaotic power; the color of the flames was also extremely peculiar, a mixture of deep blue and dark purple, as if a fusion of the cold and darkness of the universe's depths. Some currents resemble flowing electricity, yet flicker with eerie, multicolored hues. Each current is like a twisted snake, hissing—a mockery of reason. Wherever these currents pass, space briefly distorts, like a shattered mirror reflecting dazzling images. Others appear as solid entities, yet deform freely like liquids, their surfaces revealing terrified faces, as if telling of sealed pain. These faces, in their distortion, display a curse upon the world; their expressions are lifelike—some filled with terror, others with anger and despair—as if telling the universe of the horror of chaotic power. They interacted in an ineffable way, enduring unimaginable ages. In an unprecedented burst of energy, the Heir of Cthulhu was born. It seems to be a product of chaotic power and Nyarlathotep's conspiracy, becoming the symbol of ω from the moment of its birth, representing the randomness and chaos of infinite power. In the theory of the Mathematical Box (I), ω is the first infinite ordinal number, equivalent to the Alephant number ℵ0, infinity ∞, and the set of natural numbers N. It represents a single universe, a box, an exponential tower. It carries the desire to destroy the order of the universe, an existence feared even by the Great Old Ones. When the Heir of Cthulhu was born, the surrounding space fluctuated violently, as if the entire universe was trembling for its birth. Its appearance was accompanied by a powerful energy shock that spread outwards, causing space and time to become disordered wherever it went. The special ability of the Heir of Cthulhu is first manifested in its distortion of reality. Its indistinct form, composed of countless shapes that violate geometric principles, is itself a desecration of space. When it moves, the surrounding space is as if it is being kneaded at will by an invisible giant hand, and the originally flat dimensions become curved and entangled. Wherever it passes, the orbits of stars suddenly become disordered, and the structures of planets exhibit bizarre distortions. It's as if the real world is a fragile canvas, and it is a mad artist with a paintbrush, recklessly painting colors of destruction and chaos. This spatial distortion ability echoes the concept of a multiverse (two-layered box) represented by ω*ω=ω^2=ω↑2. It seems that with a slight movement, it can forcibly pull the universe in a multiverse direction, triggering a chain reaction that causes the universe's structure to develop into more complex and chaotic levels, such as ω^3, ω^4, and infinitely more diverse (three-layered box, four-layered box, etc.). Moreover, as it moves, the degree of spatial distortion intensifies, like a chain reaction, gradually spreading from local spatial chaos to the entire spatial structure of the universe, making the universe like a jigsaw puzzle that can never be restored to its original state. Along its trajectory, space leaves behind distorted traces, like scars on the universe, emanating an aura of chaos and attracting more chaotic energy to gather. Its gaze is also a terrifying weapon. Its eyes, like black holes capable of devouring souls, are unfathomably deep, radiating malice as tangible as tentacles. When it gazes upon an area, the mere contact of its gaze is like initiating a mental apocalypse. Consciousness, under its gaze, shatters instantly like fragile glass. Those beings it observes, whether lower microorganisms or highly intelligent races, immediately descend into endless madness. Their minds are flooded with terrifying hallucinations, not only visual but also stimulating the extreme torment of all senses—hearing, touch, smell, and more. This mental attack is like releasing wave after wave of infinitely layered, infinitely complex boxes—(ω^ω)^2=ω^ (ω2)=ω↑ (ω2)=ω^ω*ω^ω—into the universe, plunging the victim's mental world into endless nesting and collapse, destroying their perception of reality from the depths of their souls. Moreover, the range of this mental attack expands with the emotional fluctuations of the Heir of Cthulhu. When enraged, its gaze can instantly devour all life in an entire galaxy, plunging them into an eternal mental nightmare. Under its furious gaze, the stars in the galaxy seem to dim, and the souls of living beings are pulled apart by countless dark hands, sinking into an endless abyss of fear. The whispers uttered by the Heir of Cthulhu are a terrifying curse that transcends dimensions. The sound seems to traverse countless dimensions and endless spacetime, cutting directly into the depths of the soul like sharp scalpels, defying the laws of physics. Each syllable is like a manifestation of the chaotic forces of the universe, carrying a terrifying power capable of disrupting the atomic structure of matter and instantly shattering the edifice of the mind. When it whispers, the surrounding spacetime undergoes complex energy level changes, such as (ω^ω)^ω = ω^ω*ω = ω^ω^2=ω↑ω↑2. These syllables transformed into ancient runes, shimmering with an eerie blue light in the air. Each rune possessed a unique shape, resembling a distorted face, a grotesque monster, or a mysterious symbol. They vanished into the darkness after a brief flash, but the fear they evoked was deeply imprinted on the souls of those who heard them. This whisper could trigger a chain reaction of cosmic energy. As the sound spread, energy levels represented by an infinitely layered exponential tower—from ω^ω^ω to ω^ω^ω^ω, then to ω^ω^ω^… (omitting ω times)…^ω=ω↑ω↑ω↑… (omitting ω times)…↑ω=ω↑↑ω, etc.—Emerged chaotically throughout the universe, plunging it into extreme chaos. Spacetime completely lost its original order; spaces overlapped, times intertwined, and the boundaries between reality and illusion became utterly blurred. Moreover, the whisper seemed to possess a magical power; even those who did not directly hear it were subconsciously affected, as if an invisible virus of fear permeated the universe, quietly eroding the sanity of every living being. Those beings far from the source of the whispers will feel inexplicably uneasy and fearful, a fear that deepens over time and may eventually lead to mental breakdown. Furthermore, the Heir of Cthulhu possesses the ability to control energy and matter. It can freely transform surrounding energy into various forms, whether converting the nuclear energy of a star into cold, dark power or cosmic rays into corrosive slime—all at its whim. Regarding matter, it can alter its fundamental properties, turning solid metal into fragile foam, and the flesh and blood of life into decaying dust. This ability is like possessing the source code of the universe, allowing it to arbitrarily modify the settings of matter and energy, manipulating the entire universe towards destruction. It's like pushing the terrifying energy levels represented by infinitely ordered, infinitely layered exponential towers like ω↑↑↑ω, ω↑↑↑↑ω, and super-exponential towers like ω→ω→ω, ω→ω→ω→ω, plunging the universe into an irreversible abyss of doom. Moreover, its control over energy and matter is contagious. When it alters the energy or matter properties of a particular point, this change spreads like a plague, gradually engulfing the energy and matter system of the entire universe and causing its fundamental structure to crumble. When it converts the energy of a star, the surrounding planets are also affected; their material structures begin to change, first cracking their surfaces, then gradually disintegrating, ultimately turning into cosmic dust. The faint, viscous fluid flowing over its surface is also a manifestation of its special abilities. This fluid shimmers with an eerie dark light, as if it were the primordial matter at the beginning of cosmic chaos, a corrupted part of Yog-Sothoth's endless knowledge. The fluid seems to possess its own consciousness, flowing slowly along its twisted body, leaving traces like snails crawling as it passes through complex shapes, only to vanish instantly, as if swallowed by the darkness and returned to the embrace of chaos. When this fluid comes into contact with other objects, it rapidly corrodes and assimilates them. Whether it's the crust of a planet, the outer shell of a spaceship, or the body of a living being, everything gradually loses its original structure under the corrosive influence of the slime, becoming part of the chaos. Just as the universe is gradually swallowed by the power of chaos under its influence, evolving from a single universe into a multiverse, an infinite multiverse, and even more complex structures—an evolution that is completely out of control and destructive. Moreover, the slime's corrosive speed accelerates over time; wherever it goes, everything is quickly reduced to nothingness, leaving only a chaotic void, like the universe being gradually swallowed by a dark maw, with nothing able to escape its erosion. The slime emits a pungent odor when corroding objects, a mixture of death and decay that permeates the surrounding space, further enhancing the terrifying atmosphere. Under the influence of all these special abilities, the Heir of Cthulhu becomes the most terrifying being in the universe. Every action it takes, every energy fluctuation it makes, is like playing a melody of destruction and madness on the strings of the universe, dragging the entire universe into endless darkness and chaos. Life in the universe trembles in its shadow, and civilizations crumble under its power. Those once glorious interstellar civilizations were instantly shrouded in fear; their technology and wisdom were as insignificant as ants before it. Their defense systems were utterly useless against the power of the Chosen One; neither energy shields nor physical barriers could withstand even the slightest bit of chaotic force. And those ancient, mysterious races, even with their extraordinary power and long histories, could only flee in panic under the Chosen One's rampage; their ancient traditions and mystical magic were utterly useless against this absolute terror. When the massive space stations of interstellar civilizations approached, their shields flickered and vanished, their structures rapidly warped, and the life within plunged into madness and death. The powerful magic wielded by the ancient, mysterious races was like a faint candlelight before the Chosen One's power, instantly swallowed by darkness. Even those once invincible Great Old Ones could only watch helplessly as the universe marched towards destruction under the Chosen One's onslaught. They attempted to reunite against this terrifying being, but their divisions and contradictions were laid bare at this moment. Some Great Old Ones feared the power of the Heirs of Cthulhu, worried about their own destruction in the struggle; others sought to exploit the opportunity for greater gain and power. This internal division prevented them from forming an effective resistance, leaving them to watch as the universe sank deeper into darkness and chaos. The order and balance they had built seemed so fragile before this chaotic force, like a fleeting illusion in the long river of cosmic history, destined to be swallowed by endless darkness. The Great Old Ones' meetings were filled with arguments: some advocated attack, others retreat, and still others secretly plotted their own schemes, while the destruction of the universe accelerated. In every corner of the universe, the weaker life forms and civilizations were utterly powerless, left only to await their doom in despair, becoming tragic notes in this symphony of cosmic destruction. On small planets at the edge of the universe, life watched the approaching darkness, their eyes filled with fear and despair; their prayers and pleas seemed utterly futile before this cosmic catastrophe.

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