What's the Most Absurd Novel You've Ever Read? Any Recommendations? 你看过最扯的小说是什么小说？有哪些？

1. 1 世 Worlds Collide, and Everyone Around Me Is a Main Character 世界乱入，我身边竟然都是主角 Tian Can Chen Xi天蚕辰西Male-Channel Fanfiction607k WordsCompleted Gu Beicheng transmigrates into this world with a Choice System, only to have the campus belle force him to be her boyfriend in front of everyone? Wait, this world is actually a magical one where countless universes have merged!!! The campus belle’s bodyguard beats up a King of Soldiers, a Dragon King, and a War God, then gets into a fight with superpowered beasts? The King of Soldiers hammers the Dragon King, then turns around and brawls with a Nether Demon? The War God returns with a hundred th 17.1kReads9.1Score895Shelves

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   That's absolutely ridiculous.

2. 2 天EN The Heavenly Eye Feng Shui Master 天眼风水师 Light of the Dao道之光Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [A feng shui novel] [Featuring feng shui, Daoist medicine, psychology, and economics; read faces and phone numbers] [Practical insights] [Explaining the esoteric with science] My master hastily taught me the art of divination and passed down a few books. Before I even had the chance to formally begin my training in the mountains, he sent me down into the world to help people... Where can I even go to complain about that? Amid the mortal world, I help others and cultivate myself. 672.6kReads9.6Score138.4kShelves

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   An incredibly authentic record. Mysterious yet not mystical.

3. 3 起 Getting to the Bottom of Mind-Reading 起底观心术 Bao Erri鲍尔日Urban1.5M WordsCompleted When I was five, a fortune-teller said I’d be able to read people’s minds when I grew up. My parents thought I was a genius and spent the whole family’s savings to send me to school. But I failed the college entrance exam and became a fried-noodle vendor. That vendor later became a “Walking Encyclopedia,” all thanks to the saying, “In books, there are houses of gold.” You are not just who you are. You can become a different kind of dazzling light. Read a comment on the first page, and you’ll get 230.7kReads9.6Score66.9kShelves
4. 4 家EN First Day of Family Exile: Rewarded with the Martial God's Physique! 家族除名第一天，奖励武神躯！ They All Call Me King Arthur他们都叫我亚瑟王Eastern Fantasy4.1M WordsOngoing (Guys, the physical book’s sample copy is ready and publication is just around the corner. I’m so excited!) Xiao Chen, the eldest son of Xiao Zhentian, the Northern Pacification Prince, was gifted beyond compare and should have enjoyed a life of privilege. But when he was fifteen, he took a strike meant for his younger brother from an enemy of the Xiao family. His dantian was shattered, and he lost all aptitude for martial arts. His father considered him a disgrace, and he lived forever in the s 32.7kReads7.5Score2.3kShelves

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   Xiao Chen was originally the eldest son of Xiao Zhentian, the Prince of Zhenbei. He lost his martial arts aptitude and was expelled from the family for protecting his younger brother. In his despair, he awakened the [Blind Box Selection System], gaining various rewards by making correct choices, such as a Martial God's body, top-grade royal weapons, and divine sword skills. With the system's rewards and his own efforts, Xiao Chen gradually overcame his difficulties, greatly increasing his strength, and ultimately becoming a Martial God, making those who once looked down on him deeply regret their actions. "From a family genius to a disgraced good-for-nothing, Xiao Chen's life plummeted to rock bottom. However, the awakening of the Blind Box Selection System brought him a chance to defy fate. Every choice was a leap in strength; every challenge was a reversal of destiny. 'First Day of Family Expulsion, Rewarded with a Martial God's Body!' Will show you how a good-for-nothing grows into a Martial God step by step through system rewards and his own efforts, making his former enemies and loved ones regret their actions and creating a legend!"

5. 5 关 The Little Matter of the Demon King Being the Previous Hero 关于魔王是上一任勇者这件小事 Surprised by Strange Sights见异惊闻Eastern Fantasy141k WordsOngoing That year, the Hero was twenty-three. He defeated the Demon King with ease, and received enough wealth to last a lifetime, along with the favor of the entire country. Over the next few years, the Hero witnessed the fall of the old empire and the rise of many new dynasties. He came to understand that although the Demon King was the embodiment of evil, that evil maintained the balance of humanity and kept people's actions in check. Once that balance was lost, anyone could become a Demon King. Huma 11Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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   The first name is ridiculous, and the second content is even worse.

6. 6 重 Reborn as a Cancer Cell 重生变成癌细胞 The Cat Who Doesn't Want to Wake Up不想睡醒的猫咪Sci-Fi & Apocalypse489k WordsCompleted A genius scientist is reborn as a cancer cell. Will he accept his fate? No! Even as a tiny cell, I'll reach the pinnacle of the cellular world! 50Reads7.0Score—Shelves
7. 7 史 The Strongest Qi Refiner in History 史上最强炼气期 Li Daoran李道然Urban14.5M WordsCompleted Fang Yu has been cultivating for nearly five thousand years, yet still hasn’t broken through the Qi Refining stage... “I really am only at the Qi Refining stage, but don’t mess with me!” 42.4kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves

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   These are all! Book 1: Completely different from those harem novels. Book 2: Love Rises in the East and Sets in the West, Romance Lasts Until Death Book 3: The Evil of Human Nature When Blinded by Desire Book 4: Like a combination of The Great Ruler and Yuan Zun

8. 8 烟EN Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.5M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 868.8kReads9.6Score66.1kShelves
9. 9 功 Seal of Merit 功德印 Green Robes in Misty Rain青衫烟雨Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted A thousand years later, the former demoness bears a Merit Seal and embarks on a new life, guiding people toward goodness and accumulating merit. Little does she know that the very first person she meets is so wicked he draws the wrath of both gods and men. Get him to mend his ways? Forget it. I might as well die again. 202Reads9.1Score—Shelves
10. 10 万 King of Myriad Forms 万相之王 Author126b03作者126b03Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsOngoing There are ten thousand aspects between heaven and earth. I, Li Luo, will one day become the King of Ten Thousand Aspects. Another epic fantasy from Tian Can Tu Dou, following Yuan Zun. 3.5kReads9.2Score250Shelves
11. 11 元 Origin Master 元尊 Author126b03作者126b03Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted Heaven and earth are the furnace, all things are copper, yin and yang are the coals, and creation is the smith. In the struggle for fortune, serpents and sparrows devour dragons. Will the serpent and sparrow reign supreme, or will the holy dragon rise and tower above all living beings? This is a world where qi rules the universe, vast and magnificent. With a breath of qi, one can move mountains, overturn seas, turn the heavens upside down, and command yin and yang and the cosmos. The world’s sou 5.4kReads9.2Score522Shelves

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    I recommend these two books 1. If you get injured as a child, find a great master to mentor you. 2. A sewn-up book, very serious, extremely serious, and very serious.

12. 12 全 I'm the Most Useless One in My Family, Yet I Suppress the Three Realms 全家最废的我，镇压三界 Pasture牧草Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [Traditional fantasy, slow-paced, not a power fantasy, not a power fantasy, not a power fantasy!] Other people's childhoods were full of adventure, but all he could do was play with a few battered swords and read a thousand volumes of Daoist scriptures. This world once had a Medicine King, a Sword God, an exiled immortal, and a peerless female demon... Now they're gone. They say they went into seclusion in the desert. They say they raised a child who couldn't cultivate. They say that one day, th 1.5kReads9.1Score137Shelves
13. 13 让 You Hired Me as a Security Guard, and I Became a General 让你当保安，你竟成了将军 Breaking the Rules for Ten Thousand Miles违章行万里Urban559k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + apprehending criminals + solving cases + joining the police + rising through the ranks] Lu Yu transmigrates and becomes a security guard at an emergency response squad, where he is bound to the [God-Tier Security Guard System]. As soon as the System binds to him, he receives a beginner's gift pack that lets him identify criminals within a certain range. Every arrest earns him points, which he can use in the shop to redeem all kinds of items and upgrade his four personal attribu 36Reads7.7Score—Shelves

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    That's all 🤮🤮

14. 14 让 I Asked You to Shoot a Promo, Not Make Me a Bright Sword 让你拍宣传片，你给我整亮剑 Cigarettes Are Poisonous香烟有毒Urban2.0M WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Ye Fan discovered that he had become a civilian director in the military. Before he could even react, his superiors assigned him a job on the spot: shoot a promotional video! Ye Fan braced himself and planned to do a quick-and-dirty job with his amateur skills. But then his System activated! He instantly gained master-level directing skills and the complete script for “Drawing Sword”! Battalion Commander: “I only asked you to shoot a promotional video. How did you turn it i 967Reads5.3Score103Shelves
15. 15 开 From the Start, the Red Cell Team Is Wiped Out 开局团灭红细胞小组 Qing Jiu清九Urban421k WordsCompleted Lu Chen transmigrated into a world where many universes had merged and became a special forces elite. Numerous elite special forces teams had gathered here: the Red Cell Unit, the Lone Wolf Team, the Fire Phoenix Special Forces, the Thunder Assault Team... They had to gather supplies and eliminate one another. In the end, there could be only one winner! The Iron Lion Squad ran into the Red Cell Unit from the start, and every member was eliminated except Lu Chen. At his most desperate moment, he 230Reads5.7Score—Shelves
16. 16 转 Reincarnated as the Female Emperor's Pet Snake 转生为女帝的宠物蛇 Little Poplar小小杨树Eastern Fantasy586k WordsCompleted My name is Yang Mo. I woke up one day to discover that I had become the Empress's pet snake! Precious armor! True dragon and flood dragon blood essence! I had it all! But even after awakening the Gluttonous Snake's Infinite Evolution, Yang Mo couldn't devour any of it! If I can't live off a woman, I'll just have to rely on myself! Then one day, the Empress's enemies appeared, and she was in grave danger! Yang Mo transformed into a true dragon and soared into the sky! The newly crowned lord of th 51Reads6.6Score—Shelves
17. 17 成 Jackie Chan Adventures: From the Start, I Edit Videos About the Talismans 成龙历险记：开局视频剪辑符咒 Qing Shang Feng青尚枫Anime Fanfiction120k WordsCompleted [Anime + games + animation + mythology + myriad worlds] After transmigrating, Lin Lu becomes a member of the Myriad Worlds Dimensional Network. On a whim, he edits a video titled [A Rundown of the Twelve Talismans from Jackie Chan Adventures]. Who could have guessed that the videos would actually play in the game and animated worlds of Jackie Chan Adventures? And so, the worlds of the Jackie Chan Adventures games and animation are thrown into an uproar. Uncle: “Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck! What 335Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 18 公 After Revealing I Could Transmigrate, I Debated Top-Tier Experts with Civilization 公开穿越后，用文明对话顶流专家 Drunk Beneath the Ninth Heaven醉落九天Urban318k WordsOngoing [Invincible power fantasy] + [clashing civilizations] + [public transmigration] “That's right. I'm Su Chen, and I'm a transmigrator!” After transmigrating to a parallel world, Su Chen takes part in a reality show called Lies in Plain Sight, where the System activates! The more popularity he earns, the more treasures of civilization from worlds in his previous life he can fuse with. Faced with questions and doubts from the entire world, China's classical poetry, the marvels of its ancient archit 819Reads7.9Score101Shelves
19. 19 百 Ten-Billion-Yuan Ranch: From the Start, I Break Up with a Brother-Supporting Demon 百亿牧场：开局分手扶弟魔 Crazy Rabbit疯狂的兔子Urban2.0M WordsCompleted His girlfriend is pregnant with another man’s child from the start, and he’s still a doormat. Heartbroken and disillusioned, he awakens a Ranch System! But Xiao He uses it to get into animal husbandry! Chick after chick, rabbits by the dozen... No one understands. “You’ve got land worth tens of billions, and you’re using it to raise livestock? Mr. Xiao, what’s gotten into you?” Xiao He smiles faintly. “You can’t imagine how much fun raising animals is!” 282Reads5.8Score—Shelves
20. 20 娱 Showbiz: An Actor’s Self-Cultivation 娱乐：演员的自我修养 I'm Little Niuniu我是小牛牛牛Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Liu Haozhe transmigrates to Hengdian as an extra and, with the help of a System, begins his rise from obscurity. From Dying to Survive to Chinese Paladin and Kill Zone, he can master roles of every kind! Cannes, the Oscars, Venice, Berlin: he is the only actor ever to win the grand slam of awards in consecutive years. “After watching Liu Haozhe, I finally understand what a true actor really is!” —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 21 女 Empress: My Senior Brother Is Far Too Laid-Back 女帝：我师兄太咸鱼了 That Person in My Memories记忆里的那人Eastern Fantasy940k WordsCompleted My name is Yan Luo, and I am an empress reborn. I meant to join any small sect and wait until my cultivation returned to its peak before reclaiming my noble identity. But to my surprise, the sect master and elders of this little sect didn’t want me? In the end, a senior disciple from some dilapidated little peak only took me in as a favor to his master, after seeing how stubborn I was. Do you think I can put up with that? Once I reclaim the throne and rule the world again, I’ll raze your s 471Reads6.2Score—Shelves
22. 22 穿 I Transmigrated as Lin Pingzhi and Printed Ten Thousand Copies of the Evil-Warding Sword Manual 穿越成林平之，印了万份辟邪剑谱 Shikelang史克狼Eastern Fantasy501k WordsCompleted The Evil-Warding Sword Manual, on sale! Come on over, have a look! Not 998, not 98, today it's only 9.8! Just ten thousand copies, so hurry and get yours! Any heroes who want one, don't wait! You unfilial brat! I'll beat you to death! Wait, wait, Dad, look at this! Holy crap, that's a mountain of silver! My son is so filial! My son is awesome! After the Evil-Warding Sword Manual became a bestseller, martial world bigwigs were left with a dilemma. Cut it off? Holy crap, I'll never have descendant 8Reads5.3Score—Shelves
23. 23 不 The Immortal God King 不灭神王 Guan Qi观棋Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted Wang Ke arrived on an alien planet where the righteous and demonic factions were locked in a fierce battle over their respective ideals. Wang Ke only wanted to make money, though, and was so stingy that he drove both sides to despair, making them curse him as a total fraud. At first, Wang Ke only planned to make enough to get by, then become an immortal and return to Earth. But his ancestral sword wouldn’t let him. It used the Great Sun Immortal Art to drag him into the heart of the conflict bet 4.4kReads9.0Score512Shelves

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    I think these two books are good! The first one is too touching, too exaggerated, and too funny. Secondly, the portrayal of human nature, psychological processes, and the promotion of goodness are all very well done.

24. 24 长 Immortality 长生 Feng Yu Jiuqiu风御九秋Eastern Fantasy2.5M WordsCompleted Ever since he was young, the boy Changsheng has inexplicably been struck by heavenly lightning time and again. He is saved by Daoist Lin, who takes him in as his final disciple. Daoist Lin was an abandoned disciple of Gezao Mountain, with the Daoist title Luoyangzi. For years, he explored tombs not for wealth, but to find treasures that could extend the life of the woman he loved. Before his death, he divides the secret manuals taken from the tomb among his five disciples and entrusts Changsheng 28.7kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
25. 25 大 Great Tang: I'm Li Ke, and I Win by Collecting People's Last Words 大唐：我，李恪，靠收遗言躺赢 Kong Qingluan空青鸾Historical1.5M WordsOngoing After 36 straight hours of overtime, Li Ke, a burned-out 996 office worker, dies suddenly. When he opens his eyes, he has become the most ill-fated prince of the Tang dynasty: Li Ke, Prince of Shu! He carries the bloodlines of both the Sui and Tang imperial houses, and history marks him as a high-risk figure who was wrongfully executed. It’s hell mode from the start! Fortunately, his golden finger, the “Kind Words App,” comes online. It senses regret within five zhang, and collecting it earns re 14Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This one is still acceptable.

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