Hilarious, Ridiculous Stories That'll Make You Laugh Until You Pound the Wall 爆笑沙雕文笑到锤墙

1. 1001 快 Quick Transmigration: When a Funny Girl Meets a Yandere 快穿之当搞笑女遇上病娇 Li Er栗二Modern Romance444k WordsCompleted [Warning: The yandere tendencies grow more intense over time. The first world doesn't count as yandere.] Jiang Zhi unexpectedly acquired a System, along with the chance to experience all kinds of different worlds. Each world came with its own missions and clear rewards and punishments. Jiang Zhi: Since I'm already here, what have I got to be afraid of? But nobody told her the main characters would all be this messed up, okay?! After going through all sorts of things, Jiang Zhi learned one thing: 2.3kReads9.0Score191Shelves
2. 1002 小 Little Plum Blossom, Can I Kiss You Again Today? 小青梅，今天能不能也亲一下？ Strange Fruit奇异的果Modern Romance252k WordsCompleted [Blunt, goofy ray of sunshine × Scheming, tsundere fake tough guy] [Childhood sweethearts + Mutual devotion] When Lu Lin was a kid, he was such a menace that even dogs were afraid to wag their tails in front of him. But at some point, a soft little girl started following him around... along with her cat. Lin Yang trotted along behind Lu Lin every day. To his face, she called him “Boss” with the utmost enthusiasm, but really, she was just looking for free food and lodging. At first: “Boss, give m 30.1kReads9.4Score4kShelves

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   The female protagonist started hanging out with the male protagonist when she was seven years old. She followed him every day and called him "boss". Others would carry bags for him👜to check in. When he came to his place, it was the boss who carried his bags and bought him snacks🍧, cheating the boss's pocket money. 💰

3. 1003 智 The Wise Don't Fall in Love, They Only Serve Their Country 智者不入爱河，只爱报效祖国 Exquisite Delicacies珍馐美馔Modern Romance628k WordsOngoing [No romance + strong heroine + lighthearted wish fulfillment + wild imagination + maxed-out combat skills] The founding emperor died halfway through his great endeavor, and Yun Xiao was transmigrating halfway through hers... Yun Xiao: Thanks for asking. I wasn’t on a plane. I’m in another world, and I’m freaking out. After years of struggling in the workplace, Yun Xiao had finally gone from employee to boss. She opened a huge warehouse supermarket and was ready to lie flat and enjoy life. But ju 184Reads9.5Score—Shelves
4. 1004 全 Dragged Online? The Transmigrated Side Character Turns Her Fate Around with a Sharp Tongue on a Dating Show 全网黑？穿书炮灰上恋综毒舌改命 Fish Lying on the Beach瘫在沙滩的鱼Two Male Leads418k WordsCompleted (The rating section has just opened, so the score will rise gradually. Don't miss out!) [Two male leads + transmigrate into a book + showbiz + wealthy families + mind-reading + gossip and face-slapping + absurd antics and wild behavior + sweet romance and satisfying wish fulfillment + marriage before love] [Sharp-tongued, unhinged bottom whose voice and expressions never match + domineering CEO top with plenty of tricks, who loves watching the drama even more than acting in it] Shen Que transmig 2.2kReads8.6Score323Shelves

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   It's relaxing and funny, you can check it out [Sending Hearts]

5. 1005 穿 I Got Trapped in a Cliché Novel, and This Office Drone Has to Take the Road Less Traveled 穿到套路文，社畜被迫走小众赛道 Fish Lying on the Beach瘫在沙滩的鱼Two Male Leads261k WordsCompleted Plot-focused: dual male leads + System + mystery and deduction + lighthearted comedy + trope subversion + gossip After Shi Qing dies suddenly, the System selects him to complete missions in a series of novels. He becomes a minor cannon-fodder character who has barely even seen the protagonists, but he’s still a penny-pincher. Tempted by the mission rewards, Shi Qing works hard every day to rewrite the same old plots, hoping to earn higher ratings and claim the biggest rewards. System: “Would you 149Reads8.0Score—Shelves
6. 1006 权 Power and Favor in the Capital 权宠京华 June六月Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation of the novel of the same name, The Glory of Power in the Capital: The Glory of Power 3: The Glory of Power in the Capital, is now open for reservations on the Hongguo app. It premieres on April 30. Everyone says Yuwen Xiao, heir to Prince Su, is a cold-faced military commander with ruthless methods, and that he was born under a lonely star, destined never to find love. Everyone in the prince's residence was left dumbfounded. Wasn't he supposed to have no romantic ent 10.8kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves

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   My stomach hurts from laughing so much, recommended! The more you watch, the more addictive you become.

7. 1007 穿 After Transmigrating as the Hero’s Stepsister 穿成男主继妹后 Year After Year, No Fish年年不吃鱼Modern Romance217k WordsCompleted Yu Qian transmigrated into a novel her best friend had written for her. But she wasn't the heroine. She was the unwanted tagalong who moved into the male lead's home when her mother married his father. Yu Qian didn't care about any of that! What mattered was that in the book, her mom was still alive. She finally had a mother again! All she wanted in this life was to be a good little mama's girl, occasionally watching the male and female leads fall in love. What could be better? But then Hey, are 52.3kReads9.4Score4.7kShelves

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   Dear friends, I must share such a funny book. It's so funny, especially the first twenty chapters. I laughed so hard in the middle of the night that I twitched. It's quite short. I can read 86 chapters in one day. I highly recommend it!!!!!!!

8. 1008 爆 The Hilarious Empress: I'm Getting Remarried 爆笑皇后：本宫要改嫁 Mu Mulan木木兰Ancient Romance526k WordsCompleted “You beast, stay back!” His beloved consort had cowered in the corner of the bed again, looking utterly aggrieved. The emperor silently rubbed his forehead. He was a mighty ruler, wise and valiant, handsome and charming, yet he had married an empress who did nothing but get into trouble every day. Not only did he have to clean up her messes and take his mother’s scoldings on her behalf, but she also went around accusing him of being a beast who forced himself on her. If she still wouldn’t let hi 2.2kReads8.5Score310Shelves

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   This is so funny, don't read it at night!!! ( ˃̶̤́ ꒳ ˂̶̤̀ )

9. 1009 熊 A Brat Smashed My Collectible Figure, So I Demanded Ten Million in Compensation 熊孩子毁我手办，反手索赔一千万 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban772k WordsCompleted A relative's brat sneaks into Tang Zhuo's room and wrecks a pile of his figurines. The outrageous relative then turns around and demands that Tang Zhuo apologize to her kid. Tang Zhuo activates the Fight Petty with Petty System and demands ten million in compensation on the spot. From then on, whenever he encounters a jerk, he can trigger a mission, punish them, and earn Justice Points to exchange for all kinds of rewards. Steal my takeout? I'll treat you to Lao Ba's secret-recipe pig intestines 13.8kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves

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   These are really funny [laughing evilly]

10. 1010 鄙 I, for One, Specialize in Getting Myself Killed 鄙人独善作死 As Long as the Green Hills Remain苟得青山在Urban2.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating to another world, he obtains a Hatred Absorption System. He has to absorb hatred to increase his combat power. Well, then, my apologies, everyone. Hey, sis over there! Have you eaten? If not, take this punch! 26.8kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves

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    I personally feel that the first book is completely comparable to Dali, with passion, humor, and bottom line. Anyone who has read the second book will understand Lolita control.

11. 1011 一 I Opened My Eyes Divorced, Rich, and Surrounded by Admirers 一睁眼，我离婚暴富千娇百媚 Lan Ruo Qingqing蓝若倾倾Modern Romance371k WordsCompleted [Complete] Short story about getting rich after divorce + absurd, hilarious plot + ex-husband chases his wife to win her back A dazzling beauty who loves handsome men, a newly rich investment boss vs. a handsome, wealthy, arrogant and narcissistic business tycoon After an accidental car crash, she is reborn as the wife of business tycoon Bo Beicheng, who loves him with painfully low self-esteem. Her husband is cold and heartless, and wants a divorce. Wait! A billion in divorce compensation! Divo 203Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    Oh my god, the heroine of this book is really a genius, super charming, sassy, ​​good-looking, and charismatic. She got divorced and became extremely rich, focusing on pursuing a career and chasing puppies, which made her ex-husband so angry. Promise me, you must read this book! If you don't look at it, I will be sad! When I feel sad, I feel empty, lonely and cold!!

12. 1012 异 Another World: My Life Has Cheat Codes! 异世界：我的人生开了挂！ A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy5.9M WordsCompleted [Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes 138.3kReads9.6Score16.8kShelves
13. 1013 系 System Stew Is a Recipe for Fun! The Ultimate Trickster Plays by His Own Rules 系统乱炖欢乐多！最强老六路子野 Great Demon King Badu巴豆大魔王Urban123k WordsOngoing Also known as: “A Sneaky Guy Like Me Gets a New Hilarious System Every Day” “The Strongest Spoilsport, Copying Other People’s Golden Fingers” (“The Crap God Is Here!”) [Shameless trickster + lighthearted comedy + not entirely serious] On the eve of a great crisis, in an era when “Hosts are as common as dogs and Systems are everywhere”... Yuan Man, a shameless young man with an SSS-rank talent who was hooked on pretending to be a useless slacker, got bound to a mysterious trash can that fell from 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious new book, I can't stop thinking and making fun of it [laughs]

14. 1014 他 He's a Goofball, She's a Slacker, Together They're a Hilarious Sensation 他沙雕，她摆烂，合伙发疯红透天 Huang Tao'er黄桃儿Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Outgoing, witty CEO x goofy top-tier star and queen of one-liners] [Showbiz + livestreaming + dating reality show + comedy + meme references] Clutching her trophy, Qu Fangqing transmigrated into a novel about a beloved star of the entertainment world, only to become a total unknown. From the start, an award-winning actor dumped her with a 30-million-yuan breakup fee. Qu Fangqing went viral after livestreaming a string of rhymes. Hoping to retire at thirty, Qu Fangqing joined a dating show to bu 13Reads7.8Score—Shelves
15. 1015 我 My Sect Has Eleven Graves 我的门派有十一座坟 Ten Lifetimes, This Life十世今生Mystery997k WordsCompleted Fantasy and the supernatural, with a lighthearted, humorous tone and a touch of horror. My name is Zhang Shiyi. I have ten senior brothers, so my name is Zhang Shiyi. But all ten of my senior brothers are dead. They’re lying in the graves outside. What? My master? He’s dead too. The biggest, roundest grave is his. Haha~ Well, congratulations, then~ Get ready to sing: Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations to you, hey! Congratulations, congratulations to you~ 32.7kReads9.1Score3.2kShelves

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    There are millions of completed works, no need to wait, read them all in one go, it's great! An unreliable master, an unreliable apprentice, an unreliable author, and he wrote an unreliable story [laughter]

16. 1016 报 Report, Princess: The Prince Can Read Minds 报告王妃：王爷他有读心术 Clear Skies as Far as the Eye Can See晴空万里Ancient Romance220k WordsCompleted The metaphysics expert Lu Mingxuan was scared to death by an evil spirit, then her soul entered a book of unofficial tales about the King of the Underworld. Qin Beiming, the King of the Underworld, is the Great Xia Empire's greatest warrior and most handsome man. Three princess consorts have married him, and all died suddenly on their wedding night! Lu Mingxuan takes her elder sister's place and marries the King of the Underworld, notorious for bringing death to his wives. To escape the same fat 83Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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    The first short story has been completed. Gao Xiaofeng's imaginative writing has ups and downs of the plot. The second book is a non-brainer and a daily joke.

17. 1017 女 In a Matriarchal World, the Metaphysics Expert Finds Being Kept Is Rather Nice 女尊，玄学大佬觉得软饭香 Han Yu Who Loves Sweet Grapes爱吃香葡萄的寒羽Ancient Romance536k WordsCompleted [Beloved by all + laugh-out-loud comedy + absurd humor + devoted couple + one-to-one romance + sweet love story] An occult expert transmigrates to a matriarchal world, where the original owner tried to hang herself rather than marry into a wife’s family? Lu Mingya isn’t that foolish. So what if she’s marrying into someone else’s family? Anyone who objects can take it up with her! Hou Jun was furious. “You little brat! Don’t you dare run!” Lu: “I’m not a brat! Men are the ones who have that!” Qin 732Reads8.8Score100Shelves
18. 1018 疯 The Unhinged Big Shot Helps Me Thrive in the Cultivation World 疯批大佬带我在修仙界躺赢 Fan Qiqi樊七七Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Invincible, Funny, Beloved by All, Slacker, Ensemble Cast, Romance] [Everyone is hopelessly in love. If that's not your thing, run!] Ye Chen, sect leader of the Xuanming Palace, was actually the Demon Realm's Supreme Sovereign. Don't ask why he was the sect leader of the Immortal Alliance. The answer is simple: he's hopelessly in love, and there's no cure. Ye Chen had eleven personal disciples, and his favorite was the eleventh. Don't ask why the eleventh was his favorite. The answer is simple: 12.7kReads9.2Score2kShelves

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    I fell down laughing, cried with laughter, turned into maggots with laughter

19. 1019 修 Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕，女配带头风骚 Slightly Spicy Braised Eggplant红烧茄子薇辣Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo 8.9kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves

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    The heroine is a bitch, a total loser in the world, but she is also brave, resourceful, and hilarious, while the hero is cold in the early stage and crazy about love in the later stage.

20. 1020 我 Something's Off About My Sect's Vibe 我家宗门画风不对劲 Doudou in the Corner角落里面的豆豆Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Complete!! [Comedy] + [Almost Slice of Life] + [Cultivation Without Mysticism] + [Ensemble Cast] + [A Little Mind-Bending] The Arkham of the Cultivation World, Los Santos of the Spirit Source True Realm! Give Xu Xiu a promising young talent, and he might give you back... Never mind, he can't give you anything! If you really send your child to Xu Xiu's sect, there's an eight-in-ten chance they'll become famous! So, what did the Spirit Source True Realm do to deserve a sect like this? "We have to 123Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    Please take a look at God or God Gold! It's definitely a non-routine sect. Anyway, there is not a single serious person in the whole sect! When Master reaches middle age, he is most afraid of being called by his wife! The eldest sister can't achieve mechanical ascension, the second brother is stupid when stacking armor, the third brother is a sea king with super speed, the fourth brother is a technology-killing nerd, the fifth brother is a food fanatic, the sixth sister is a lesbian, the seventh brother bets on a dog, the eighth brother is an idiot swordsman, the ninth brother sews flesh and blood...

21. 1021 穿 Reborn as a Dowry Maid, I Rise to Prominence in the Prince's Manor Through My Son 穿成陪嫁丫鬟，我在王府母凭子贵 Dragon Fruit Growing Toward the Sun火龙果向阳而生Ancient Romance443k WordsCompleted After being pushed off a cliff while trying to break up a fight, Tao Yaoyao takes her last breath and transmigrates, reborn in the vast Hao Han Dynasty in the body of a maid who has been the Princess Consort of Prince Chen's dowry for three years. A little background: On the day of their wedding, Qi Chenyuan left Fan Qianyao just after they had completed the wedding rites and headed south under imperial orders to wipe out river bandits. Three years later, Prince Chen returns victorious to the 10.1kReads8.9Score703Shelves

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    🌷This book is so funny, hilarious, hilarious, and makes me laugh like a pig. The heroine is the most obscene and peaceful heroine I have ever seen. There is also a cute kid who wants to empty his father's treasure house all day long. The kid is smart and cute, and it is really funny.

22. 1022 道 The Taoist Temple Goes Bankrupt! The Little Taoist Heads Down the Mountain to Seek His Childhood Friend 道观破产！小道士下山投奔竹马 Yueyue Loves to Take a Look悦悦爱瞅瞅Modern Romance372k WordsCompleted [This story is entirely fictional. The setting is imaginary, so please don’t take it seriously!] Master said Jian Xi was born to make a living from the occult! Of the Five Afflictions and Three Deprivations, Jian Xi had two! Of widowhood, spinsterhood, orphanhood, and disability, she had orphanhood! That’s right, she was an orphan, taken in as a child! Of the Three Deprivations, she had poverty! That’s right, she could never save money, and she wasn’t allowed to have any! Sure enough, Master tra 22.2kReads9.3Score2.3kShelves
23. 1023 她 She Became an Overnight Sensation and Got Rich in Showbiz by Telling Fortunes at Her Street Stall ！她靠摆摊算命在娱乐圈爆红暴富 MISS XiaoxiaojieMISS小小姐Modern Romance330k WordsCompleted [Everyone's favorite + supernatural ghost hunting + goofy comedy + feel-good romance reality show in the entertainment industry] Yan Ling, a master of the occult, transmigrates into the unlucky female supporting character who bankrupted her family because she was too obsessed with the supernatural. She doubles down and takes her occult practice all the way, hunting ghosts on a dating reality show and striking it rich along the way. One reading starts at a million. Just when everyone is laughing 1.7kReads9.1Score298Shelves

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    They are all very good-looking. The first one is about campus, and then he goes to participate in a variety show. The second one is about telling fortunes directly under the overpass, which is super good-looking.

24. 1024 假 The Fake Heiress Coasts on a Dating Show, Then Goes Viral Thanks to Her Sharp Tongue 假千金在恋综摆烂划水，爆红全靠一张嘴 Cool Night凉宵Modern Romance463k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy + dating reality show + sweet romance + entertainment industry + meme references + fake and real heiresses] A tsundere, sharp-tongued CEO × a celebrity who gives up and goes off the rails After a freak accident, Shi Nian gets kicked in the head by a horse. While unconscious, she dreams of a future in which her life is worse than a wage slave's. It turns out she's a fake heiress, while the real daughter of the Shi family is her archenemy and her fiancé's dream girl: Xu Sheng. I 1.4kReads9.3Score192Shelves

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    O(≧▽≦)O It's super funny, the heroine goes crazy all the time, and the male protagonist is the most vicious and goes crazy together. It's so funny, hurry up! [Laughs] The whole text is full of comedy, making people laugh all the way through!!!

25. 1025 在 What’s a Ghost to a Villain? 在恶棍面前，鬼算个啥 Stir-Fried Bangs爆炒齐刘海Urban444k WordsCompleted [Supernatural] [Comedy] [Transmigration] [Villain] [Capitalism] As the supernatural resurges and evil spirits run rampant, the System’s mission deadline is fast approaching. Fresh out of prison, Chu Feng can only quietly pinch out his cigarette. “I wanted to be a good person, but now I don’t have a choice.” Beautiful female ghost: “Find a cutie online, trick her into coming over, then make her a factory girl.” Red-clad Ghost King: “Help! This guy beats ghosts like they’re people!” Little ghost: 1.9kReads9.0Score174Shelves

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    The first one, My Brother Feng, will definitely make you laugh to death! After all, Fengge Textile Factory is no joke! The second book, I, Nan Shen, will definitely make you laugh to death! Mounted missiles and the like, a mobile arsenal!

26. 1026 火 After Cremating My Scumbag Ex, I Became a Hit on a Dating Show 火葬渣男后，我上恋综爆火了 Gu Huo故火Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [One-on-One Romance + Dating Show Livestream + Satisfying Comeuppance + Showbiz] After breaking up with a top-tier star, Chi Yang, an actress from the lowest rung of the industry who was hated across the internet, joined a dating show. Her antis mocked her: “You got dumped and now you’re going on a show to leech off your ex? You’re so desperate to get famous. Does anyone actually like you?” But once the show began, viewers saw a very different picture: The refined, handsome, nationally acclaimed 19.4kReads9.3Score3.1kShelves

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    No matter how many times I swipe it, I still laugh until I explode. See if it becomes a source of happiness for you.

27. 1027 开 From the Start, I Had a Black Card: A Carefree Fish in a CEO Romance 开局一张黑卡，我在霸总文当咸鱼 Cilantro Is Delicious香菜很好吃Modern Romance528k WordsCompleted “After we’re married, you can do whatever you want and buy whatever you like, but don’t go coveting things that are beyond your reach.” Shen Moze tossed a black card in front of Gu Miaomiao with a cold expression. The vicious supporting actress, Gu Miaomiao, was ecstatic inside: My cold husband never comes home, and I still get to spend his money! So Gu Miaomiao started living however she pleased. She casually joined a variety show, and somehow became an overnight sensation across the internet! 6.6kReads9.1Score784Shelves
28. 1028 家 Who Gets It, Guys? The First Emperor Snatched My System 家人们谁懂啊，系统被始皇截胡了 Endless Journey迢迢不休Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom 24.7kReads9.4Score5.9kShelves
29. 1029 奶 Two-and-a-Half-Year-Old Nailer Is Forced to Rule the Realm 奶乐两岁半，被逼坐江山 Zi Yin梓胤Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The three-year-old empress sat on the dragon throne and asked pitifully, “Do we get June 1 off?” The ministers were dumbfounded. What was June 1? Her father, who was ruling from behind the curtain, coaxed her, “No. Your Majesty, focus on court affairs and become a good emperor who works diligently and cares for the people.” The empress kept asking whether she could have June 1 off from the age of three until she was thirteen. Then she finally stopped. But a bigger question arose: “I’m not intere 1.6kReads9.2Score177Shelves

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    🥝🥝The three-year-old empress sat on the throne and asked pitifully: "Is there a holiday for Children's Day?" The ministers were confused, what is Children's Day? Her father, who was listening to politics behind the curtain, coaxed: "No, your Majesty, go to court and be a good emperor who is diligent and loves the people." Empress: Woohoo~(>_<)~...

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