Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing? 爆笑能笑死人的那种但无CP的，有木有？

1. 851 卷 The Workaholic Junior Sister Is the Hardest to Kill in the Cultivation World 卷王小师妹修仙界第一难杀 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Ancient Romance554k WordsOngoing [Ensemble cast + mostly friendship and family bonds + multiple team battles] No one at Qingwu Sect expected their junior sister, who had always meekly gone along with everything and cried to win their favor, to suddenly rebel, drug them herself, and escape the sect. Even less did they expect to meet her again on the opposing side. The noisy, boisterous, rough-and-tumble young men and women of Yueming Sect surrounded her protectively and cleared a path for her. “Make way! Can’t you see our Die-di 26kReads9.4Score4.4kShelves

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   Don't look at its low rating. Every book written by its author has 9 articles and upwards. It just hasn't grown up yet. Now that I have joined it, I will become an old fan and no one else will be able to grab it in the future!!! (I beg you to read it, it's a fairy tale with no cp! The author's writing style is not as good as a schoolboy! The main reason is that no one will read the plot where the author wants to kill other characters ahhhhhhhhhhhh😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)

2. 852 魔 A Sound That Pierces the Ears 魔音贯耳 Can't Place First in the Province过不了省一名Eastern Fantasy515k WordsOngoing In the haze of uncertainty, how can anyone tell right from wrong? Friend or foe, the answer is still unclear. [Overpowered College Student]+ [An Incredible Start from the Start]+ [Loves Everyone] All he really wants is to go back. To live an ordinary life. Can he still do that? —Reads8.2Score—Shelves
3. 853 天 Natural Disasters: I Was Adopted by Little Animals 天灾：我被小动物收养 Moonlight Not Yet Sunk月未沉光Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsOngoing An apocalypse novel. Order in Huaguo has largely held together, and the government is still around, working with the protagonist to save the world. The authorities focus on infrastructure, while the heroine makes things happen. In the early and middle stages, she vastly outclasses everyone else in combat strength. Even in the final battle, she stands at the very peak of the top tier. There are five people reborn with Systems, but they come from different countries and won’t cross paths early on. 21Reads8.7Score—Shelves
4. 854 我 I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁 Ou Er Du Na欧儿督娜Ancient Romance560k WordsCompleted [Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl 1.8kReads—Score182Shelves

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   There is CP, but there is no dog food. The fake daughter is here to dismantle CP hahahaha, FFF members are out of books

5. 855 九 The Nine Heavens Spirit Dragon 九霄灵龙 Ziqingzi自清子Mystery349k WordsOngoing I was an abandoned baby, and I never knew who my parents were. Fortunately, an old man found me and took me in as his disciple. Eighteen years later, I descended the mountain alone to gain experience. I traveled far and wide, venturing into the underworld and slaying hundreds of ghosts, and witnessed all kinds of strange and wondrous things. I made a band of brothers who would live and die alongside me. Of course, some of them weren't human... —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 856 技 A Great Brawl of Technicians: A Tidal Wave of Skills Sweeps the Heavens 技师大混战，技能狂潮席卷诸天 Big Empty Head脑袋空空广Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Infinite Flow] + [Ridiculous Skills] + [Lighthearted Comedy] The Gods’ Game suddenly descends, forcing all living beings to take part in round after round of games. This game sweeping across the heavens is a grand feast laid out by the supreme rulers. The male lead, Wei Ji, awakens the core skill [Man Among Men, Lu Bu] and the divine skill [Fated to Be Alone]. He becomes a celibate Lu Bu, invincible and peerless beneath the heavens. (There are frequent scenes of betraying his sworn fathers.) We 5.2kReads8.1Score387Shelves

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   [Note on Solitary Life] The best single male protagonist is hilarious [face-covering][face-covering][face-covering]

7. 857 剑 Sword Dream: Dawn in the East 剑梦：东方破晓 Little White Sheep of the South南方小白羊Urban128k WordsOngoing A young man once aspired to reach the heavens, and vowed to become the finest under heaven... Wait, they’ve assigned me this bunch from the start. Can I really survive this? A little girl... a mature beauty... a Taoist... and... is that one a gangster? 1Reads6.4Score—Shelves
8. 858 被 Fooled by Overseas Netizens, I Turned Out to Be Making Gun Barrels 被境外网友忽悠，原来我在造枪管 Powerful Dopey Goose强大的呆头鹅Urban749k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yuan becomes an ordinary mechanical engineering student at Shanhe University. There really is a System, but all it gives Jiang Yuan is MAX-level mechanical manufacturing ability. For a college student, this ability is completely useless. Luckily, some helpful foreign internet users teach Jiang Yuan how to make things people like. After running his business for a year, Jiang Yuan gets a call from the Public Security Bureau. The police chief: “I 223Reads7.9Score112Shelves
9. 859 影 Don't Run, Big Brother Movie Star! I'm Serious About Being Your Devoted Fan 影帝哥哥别跑，当舔狗我是认真的 Branches of Years Past故年枝Modern Romance532k WordsCompleted [Also known as: The Cannon Fodder’s Inner Thoughts Are Heard, and the Award-Winning Actor’s Image Falls Apart] [Absurd comedy + entertainment industry + mind-reading + mutual devotion + nonsensical humor + cheesy pickup lines + unhinged antics] On the very first day after transmigrating into the entertainment industry, Jiang You is told by the System that she has only three minutes left to live. The only way to extend her life is to become award-winning actor Qin Lie’s devoted fangirl. There’s n 525Reads9.2Score102Shelves

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   Super, super beautiful, Teacher Qin, my love for you is like a tractor going up the mountain, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, booming, and booming, Delong, choking, crackling, banging, banging, banging, banging, thinning, ding-ling, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, banging, squeaking painting!

10. 860 男 I Trained My Boyfriend into an Elite, While I Tell Fortunes 男友被我培养成精英，我负责算命 Tao Shuiran桃水然Modern Romance315k WordsCompleted [Scheming, obsessive yandere male lead + domineering female powerhouse versed in the occult + gentle, kind white-lotus second male lead + cunning, highly intelligent and calculating third male lead + episodic stories] Episode 1: My One True Love Inspired by the author's visits to and participation in numerous real-life fortune-telling sessions, as well as feng shui consultations and fortune-telling cases involving family relationships. Main story: “A love between a human and a snake, ending in n 12Reads8.0Score—Shelves
11. 861 我 I’m Running a Vacation Inn in the Apocalypse 我在末世里开度假宾馆 Raise a Little Blue Cat养只小蓝猫Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Business Building + Post-Apocalypse] New mission: Open a hotel in the post-apocalyptic world. Xia Yan: “I thought this was supposed to be a vacation. Where’s the scenery? Are the zombies the scenery? Thanks, but no thanks!” System: “No, no, hear me out. No missions, no punishments, and upgrades are entirely up to you. You can slack off as much as you like. This System will always be on your side!” Xia Yan: “Okay!” And so Xia Yan finds herself in a dilapidated hotel. The conditions 72.9kReads8.8Score10.2kShelves

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    Apocalyptic novel, no Holy Mother, no cp, still being serialized

12. 862 我 Me, a Fragile College Student? The Whole Internet Is Begging Me Not to Get Myself Killed! 我脆皮大学生？全网求我别作死！ College Student大学生Urban277k WordsCompleted College student Qin Feng suddenly feels dizzy. Ding! [System binding successful] [Congratulations, Host. You have successfully bound the Frail and Sickly System] [This System has carefully prepared over a thousand ailments for the Host, including poisoning, fractures, strokes, gout, and leukemia] [The Host may choose any ailment for an immersive experience] Help! What kind of awful System is this?! From then on, Qin Feng is plagued by every disease imaginable and one accident after another, beco 2.3kReads8.2Score358Shelves

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    From the moment I laughed at the beginning of this book to now, there are a lot of comments in the comment section: hahaha (ಡωಡ)hiahiahia, so it's not just me, many people find it funny.

13. 863 寻 Following the Light, Forgetting 寻着光照的方向，遗忘 Ya Xin亚歆Mystery195k WordsOngoing The year Gu Rou graduated from university, her mother suddenly vanished without a trace. Every record of her identity had been erased, leaving no clues behind. In search of her mother, Gu Rou traveled between the bustle and solitude of the city, while the wheel of fate quietly began to turn. The Privy Council secretly assigned Lin Ziyue to follow Gu Rou, then recruited her into ISG as a Level One Investigator, tasking her with investigating unusual cases. With her keen powers of observation and 1Reads7.0Score—Shelves
14. 864 重 Reborn in 2010: I Monopolized the Global Economy 重生2010：我垄断了全球经济 Bei Qin Hai北琴海Urban9.5M WordsCompleted My new book, Reborn in 1990: Making a Fortune Trading Stocks in a Psychiatric Hospital, is out now. Please show your support! This book was originally titled Reborn in 2010: I Monopolized the Global Economy. The short drama adaptation, Reborn After Being Abandoned: Conquering the Business World, is now available. [No System]+ [No Immortal Cultivation]+ [Multiple Heroines]+ [Slow Burn] What should you do if you return to 2010 and are about to be mocked by your ex-girlfriend at a class reunion? He 40.1kReads8.9Score3.6kShelves

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    It's hilarious and can make people laugh to death, but it has no CP. Millions of people are reading it. It's ambiguous and exciting. All the books are good to read.

15. 865 网 Online Game: Nuclear Blast Talent, Soul Reaper 网游：核爆天赋，灵魂收割者 Cyber Hacker赛博骇客Sports386k WordsOngoing [Reborn + Lone Wolf + Sneaky Tactics + Satisfying Read + Game Merges with Reality] The online game Descent sweeps the globe, merging with reality and plunging the world into chaos. In his previous life, Xiao Ran is drained and framed by his wife, Liu Ruyan, then dies horribly at the hands of monsters. Reborn, Xiao Ran gains the god-tier talent [Pain Is Ever-Changing]. What? All my skills are damage-over-time and debuff spells? No problem. [A Debt Must Be Repaid]: If your damaging debuff spell is 47Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 866 婚 Marriage Is a Shattered Reflection 婚姻如破碎的镜像 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance10k WordsCompleted Marriage is like a shattered mirror 3.1kReads—Score—Shelves
17. 867 嫡 Reborn as the Legitimate Daughter: I Sent All My Enemies Away 嫡女重生：我把仇家都送走了 Looking Forward to Number 200期待200号Ancient Romance262k WordsCompleted Murong Xue’er was the legitimate daughter of a noble family, yet the man she loved brought her to a tragic end. When she came back reborn, she swore to take her revenge! Her husband from her previous life wants to ruin her reputation so he can marry her? Murong Xue’er sent him flying! She spared none of her former enemies! After getting her revenge, she thought she would never marry in this life, but then true love came her way. In this life, she is destined to come out on top. —Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 868 门 Between the Door and the World Outside, My Fiancée Regrets It Like Crazy! 门里门外，未婚妻她悔疯了！ King Revolver左轮王10k WordsCompleted Inside and outside the door, my fiancée is consumed with regret! 6.5kReads—Score—Shelves
19. 869 恐 Horror Survival: Witnessing the Final Chapter of Guiyuan 恐怖求生，见证归元终章 Black Raven黑爵鸦Mystery234k WordsOngoing [Smart Protagonist] [Horror Mystery] [Desperate Escape] [No Saintly Protagonist] [Heart-Wrenching Drama] "On the fifteenth night of the seventh month, ghosts run amok..." That night, Xu Sheng went to burn paper offerings for his ancestors and almost got hit by a paper car meant to be burned for the dead. Chen Hai shoved him out of the way and saved his life, but by sheer coincidence, Xu Sheng was sent down a terrifying path to a place called Guiyuan. Embroidered shoes that walk on their own; Pap —Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 870 华 Chinese Showbiz: My Double-Cultivation Life with the 85 Flowers 华娱：我与85花的双修生活 Three Inches of Time, One Xin三寸光阴一个鑫Urban3.6M WordsCompleted Dear readers, my new book, “Entertainment: I Only Wanted to Make Money, But Won the Palme d'Or,” is now out. Please check it out. Thank you! Here is this book's synopsis: [Not a Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Ensemble Cast + Multiple Heroines + A Touch of Urban Cultivation + No System + Scheming + Entertainment Industry] Luo Junze was a worldly veteran who worked in the film and entertainment industry at Tencent in 2023. One day, he wakes up ten years in the past as Ying Bao, a rising star in the ent 53.3kReads8.4Score3.5kShelves
21. 871 整 Everyone in My Sect Is Farming Favorability with Me 整个师门都在刷我的好感度 Da He大禾Ancient Romance312k WordsCompleted In her previous life, Xue Changying was the junior sister who spent every day doting on her senior brothers and master, treating them like her own family. She thought everything was going smoothly, but in the end, her spiritual roots were destroyed, she was reduced to an ordinary mortal, and her sect heartlessly expelled her. She froze to death outside the mountain gate! Reborn, she finally saw these people for what they were. They had taken her in only to win her favor and divide up her heaven- 26Reads8.0Score—Shelves
22. 872 游 Game Invasion: I Became Emperor Before the Players Transmigrated 游戏入侵：我称帝了玩家才穿越 Xiao Chu Still Hasn't Slept潇楚还没睡Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsOngoing [Transmigrating ahead of time + political scheming + dynastic power struggles + succubus + worlds merging] This book is also known as [I, the Empress's Fiancé, the Strongest Villain Behind the Scenes]. After waking up, Xia Chen finds himself logged into the mysterious game from his previous life ahead of schedule, starting out as the legitimate son of the Marquis of Zhendong. What? I have a younger brother named Xia Hao, who seems to have a mysterious bone inside him? It looks just like the lege 404.7kReads9.1Score38.2kShelves
23. 873 不 Wait, You Really Think I’m a Soft Touch, Young Lord? 不是，你真当我软世子啊？ Chang Gong Isn't Very Tall长恭不太高Eastern Fantasy354k WordsOngoing [Multiple heroines] [Alternate world] [No System] [Maxed-out talent] I’m the heir to the Prince of Ning, for heaven’s sake. So what if I’m a little handsome and a little good at fighting? Why are all the young ladies scrambling to marry me? The bride chosen for me: the daughter of a prince from a different surname? The two girls who grew up in my home? The princess who’s been like an “older sister” to me? The rebel’s two foolish master-and-disciple companions? What? Even my own master seems to h 8Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 874 重 Reborn in 2000: I Single-Handedly Carried Chinese Entertainment 重生2000：一人扛起内娱 Dragon Rider骑龙士Urban2.2M WordsCompleted (Rebirth, showbiz, a legendary debut album, female lead Liu Qianqian) With his debut album, he became a legend and a young king of Mandopop. His second album made the gods retreat, establishing him as a king of mainland China. His third swept East Asia, making him Asia's pop king. His fourth pushed into Europe and America, earning him the title of mysterious magician from the East... A down-and-out bar singer was reborn from 2024 into the turn-of-the-century year 2000. That year, he was stil 34.1kReads8.6Score1.9kShelves
25. 875 我 The Story of My Sister-in-Law and Me: Warm Spring, Late Song 我和嫂嫂的故事——晚歌春暖 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The Story of Me and My Sister-in-Law: Spring Blossoms at Dusk 563Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 876 风 The Wind Returns to the Mountains and Seas 风归山海 Two Celestial Bodies in the Clouds浮云两曜Eastern Fantasy422k WordsOngoing After the Tang Dynasty pacified the foreign states across the eastern sea, the Central Plains welcomed people from every land with open arms. The East Asian world entered a new golden age of martial arts, while the mingling and conflicts between peoples stirred sweeping changes across the jianghu. Fuyu Feng has dreamed of reaching the pinnacle of the martial world since childhood. As he travels between the imperial court and the jianghu, he gradually matures, weathering storms and hardships and —Reads8.3Score—Shelves
27. 877 拔 I Drew the Divine Sword and Was Cast Out. Why Are You Begging Me to Return to the Sect? 拔神剑被驱逐，你们为何求我回宗 San Xi三熙Eastern Fantasy167k WordsCompleted Chen Xun transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation and drew the Beilu Shimen Sword. To his surprise, he was ruthlessly expelled for having too little cultivation and no talent whatsoever. “If you’re going to be this heartless, then I’ll leave. Don’t come crying and begging me to return later!” I awakened the ability to endlessly comprehend the sword’s ancestral techniques! From the Nine Suns Heavenly Demon Art to the Fourfold Sword, from the Boundless Northern Buddha Body to the Formation 1Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 878 无 Betrayed Without Mercy, I Tore Apart the Illusion of Happiness with My Own Hands 无情背叛，我亲手撕碎幸福假象 King Revolver左轮王Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Betrayed without mercy, I tore apart the illusion of happiness with my own hands. 283Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 879 爱 I Love You So Deeply, So Sincerely 爱你那么深那么认真 King Revolver左轮王6k WordsCompleted I Loved You So Deeply, So Sincerely 64Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 880 大 The Ming Emperor Comes to the Modern Era 大明皇帝来现代 Jie'er, Who Loves Barbecue Tofu爱吃烧烤豆腐的杰儿Historical172k WordsOngoing When Old Zhu travels to the modern age through the Emperor Passage and sees flying iron birds, running iron lumps, and devices that let people speak across a thousand miles, will the Hongwu Emperor still be the same man? Will the Great Ming follow the same dark course of history as before? Old Zhu says, “Of course not! I’m going to plant the Great Ming’s flag all over the world!” I hear you’re pretty bold, Fourth Brother!… 3Reads6.9Score—Shelves
31. 881 穿 I Transmigrated Into a Book as the Villainous Ancestor, and My Junior Sister Gave Up on Me 穿书成反派老祖，师妹弃疗了 Ben Zhijie本止戒Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Qin Yuan, courtesy name Yanwan. You can tell from the name alone that this was a child nobody liked from the moment she was born. And... reality was exactly the same! There was no twist! The X-novel writer stared in despair at the reflection in the pool: a white-haired girl with scarlet eyes... That's right, she had transmigrated into a book, into the fantasy world of a novel she'd written called The Lost Immortal. Everyone except the protagonist met a bad end! The "lost" in The Lost Immortal me 28.1kReads9.5Score4.4kShelves

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    The content, plot, and characters are all very good, and all the protagonists and supporting actors are online. Let's talk about the content first. It is roughly about an author who is not a human being, who has entered the worst villain he has written, and started a series of shocking operations to protect the people he loves. The plot is also quite exciting, with many unexpected encounters, unforgettable memories, and inevitable echoes. Of course, a series of strange behaviors by someone are inevitable. Then there are the characters, which is one of the main reasons why I like the author. Whether it is the protagonist or the supporting role, they all have their own characteristics and can be impressive. For example, the master who is cold on the surface and never forgets the pretentiousness on the inside, the gentle and gentle senior sister, and Qi Qing (this person is so unique, let's get to know it by yourself), there are so many beautiful people, it's no wonder that the protagonist will do everything to protect them. Overall, this is a good movie, suitable for watching when one is unhappy.

32. 882 遗 Ten Years Forgotten: CEO Lu Kneels and Begs Me to Donate My Liver 遗忘十年：陆总跪求我捐肝救命 King Revolver左轮王Modern Romance12k WordsCompleted Ten Years Forgotten: Mr. Lu Begs Me to Donate My Liver to Save His Life 57Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 883 囚 Drugged Captive: Lord Qin’s Forbidden White Moonlight 囚药：秦爷的禁忌白月光 King Revolver左轮王Ancient Romance8k WordsCompleted Captive Medicine: Master Qin's Forbidden White Moonlight 54Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 884 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 21.7kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves

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    It's hilarious without Cp and can make people laugh to death.

35. 885 宝 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦：开局一只大哥炭小侍 Kaili Who Loves Xishagua Melons喜欢硒砂瓜的凯尔丽Anime Fanfiction1.2M WordsOngoing [The rating just came out, so don't be fooled. Everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Look Kinda Wrong," "Pokemon: From the Start, I Got a Badass Charcadet," and "Pokemon: A Record of the Hero from the Underworld" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No transmigration] + [No rebirth] + [Comedy] + [Regions merge] + [Original elements] + [Daily life] + [Friendship-focused] + [Light novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a P 15kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves

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    The ratings have just come out and will go up. The protagonists are the peers of Ash and Red in the parallel world. They have their own stories, their own combinations, and their own path to being a Pokémon master. There is no system here, no rebirth, and no time travel (if traveling from this world to Xi Cui counts, pretend I didn't say it), the original world view is added with some personal settings. The Pokémon in it are all humane, and the protagonist is full of passion. The story is absolutely wonderful and absolutely funny. Please support and watch!

36. 886 癫 Crazy! The Craziest of Them All! Who Isn't Crazy in a CEO Romance? 癫！癫中癫！霸总文里哪有不癫的 Five Blessings Rabbit五福兔Two Male Leads508k WordsCompleted Also known as: Mad! Madder than Mad! How Can a CEO Romance Not Be Completely Unhinged? [Two male leads + gossip-watching + office worker + other people’s inner monologues floating above their heads] Lin Heng transmigrates into a book, and there are two pieces of news. The good news is that he has a secure job working for a domineering CEO, inheriting his father’s position. It’s been passed down for three generations, and even when you leave, the job remains. He can also see other people’s inner 6.4kReads9.2Score824Shelves

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    ① Chen Yang encountered unspoken rules when he traveled through time, thinking that he could reach the peak of life, but he saw the bullfrog rich woman **Chen Yang**: "Mencius said: Wealth cannot be silver!" (He is determined and runs away decisively) 🔥** Faced with negative comments from all over the Internet, he chose to go crazy indiscriminately: ** "Are you laughing at me for being crazy? I wish you a lot of success!" ✓ Backhand setting "Only fans can criticize" ✓ Hi to mention millions of anti-fans, and anti-fans are also fans. 💥**Lianzong Debris Flow Record:** Staff: "Why are you participating in the show?" **Chen Yang**: "One phase is 300,000 yuan. Wouldn't you do it instead?" Staff: "What is your personality?" **Chen Yang**: "Introverted, I dare not kiss a beautiful woman directly when I see one." Staff: "Good morning~" **Chen Yang**: "Who is a good person who says good morning at five o'clock? Hell King Dian has just got off work, right?" 🌟**Reading is fun**🌟 ✅ Crazy literature comes into reality ✅ Defeat magic with immorality ✅ The entertainment industry is against the pua ceiling ②✨** Others wear books to fall in love, I wear books to inherit the iron rice bowl passed down from my ancestors! **✨ Lin Heng writes about the establishment of the "Butler Family" - ✔️The son inherits his father's business and works as an assistant to the boss ✔️One job has been passed down to three generations, and the person is still there ✔️Bonus super power: see the **shameful narration** above everyone's heads! **Everyday life in the workplace be like:** 🔥Dealing with Bai Yueguang, who spent 7 million from the underage bully in two months: "I'll give you 5 million to leave him!" ☕️She threw coffee at Bai Yueguang and called the police backhand: "Damaged the haute couture suit, I suggest you use the sewing machine to repay!" Hanhan bodyguard: If you don't compensate, just pay 💼Training the Hanhan bodyguard: "Compensation? You are acting as the boss!" ③ Shu Yan is bound to the revenge system of the female protagonist, and holds the **text modification golden finger**—— **Just change a few words, and the plot will directly collapse into a happy comedy! ** 🔥**Zhai Douwen**: The prince wants to fill the princess with feces? **Before the change**: "The prince picked up the dung bowl and fed it to the princess" **After the change**: "The prince picked up the dung bowl and fed it to himself" **Result**: The prince showed off so much, **Servant**: Who said the prince doesn't love the princess anymore? Even the excrement is not willing to be wasted. **Princess**: "I would rather not have such love!" 🔥**Ba Zongwen**: Did the scumbag kill his wife to prove his truth? **Before the change**: "The explanation for the boss grabbing the daughter" **After the change**: "The explanation for the boss grabbing the chandelier" **Result**: The boss transformed into Tarzan, swinging on the crystal lantern! **Qian Jin**: "Back off, back off!" ④✨**Other people rely on hard work to become immortals, but I rely on eating melons as a perpetual motion machine of merit! **✨ Xie Nanxi, the famous "virtuous true king" in the world of cultivation, wakes up and transforms into the true daughter of the future generations who has been transferred to other descendants—— **Good news**: It comes with the most powerful melon-eating system in the universe. Eating a bite of melon will increase your merit! **Bad News**: You have to accumulate millions of merits to return to the fairy world... **Xie Nanxi**: "Help me up, I can eat this melon for another five hundred years!" 🍉**Everyday life of eating melons**🍉 ✔️Onlookers watching the village chief's big black dog cheating: "Tsk tsk, you are pretty good at playing in the dog ring?" ✔️The online dating scam that strips away the high IQ love brain: "Are you raising an electronic pet when you transfer millions of dollars every week? You deserve the blessing of being angry to death with the green grassland above your head." **The saved villains**: "Although she is wicked, she is really capable!" **Colleagues in the fairy world**: "She has earned this merit, and I am almost exhausted!" 🔥**Secrets of skyrocketing merit**🔥 ✅ You don't have to be virtuous to eat melons, and merit will come naturally ✅ There is no melon in the three realms that I can't chew! 😜

37. 887 甜 The Sweethouse’s Top Star 甜字号头牌 Ji Zhi霁之Modern Romance381k WordsCompleted (The print edition of Sweetness Unspoken goes on sale June 20) [Campus + goofy comedy + childhood sweethearts + overprotective brother + sweet romance] [Sweet, feisty girl × suave, sly bad boy] A pretty, sweet-looking girl transfers into the class. She's wild-tempered and fearless, and on her very first day she gets into an argument with Shen Sili, the top guy in the grade who sits in the back row. While their classmates marvel that the newcomer has no fear, the next day they see the two walking 16.5kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves

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    A beautiful sweet girl was transferred to the class. She had a wild temper and was very courageous. When she arrived, she had a fight with Shen Sili, the senior class boss in the last row. When the classmates lamented that newborn calves are not afraid of tigers, they saw the two walking together after school the next day. Another day, the two were seen coming out of the same home. Rumors are spreading that the big boss is about to fall. Shen Sili smiled and said: "My childhood sweetheart, let me stay at my house. She wants to call her brother at home, but I'm not that shameless."

38. 888 时 Time-Space Gate: Damn! I Was Handed Over to the State as Soon as It Bound to Me 时空门：淦！才绑定就被上交国家 Little Beauty小小beautyModern Romance998k WordsCompleted [No romance, serving the motherland, strong female lead, imaginative premise, the country and I choose each other, science and technology] One-sentence summary: I will stand atop the universe and bathe my motherland in boundless glory. From now on, no one in the stars will be able to shake our supremacy! The universe will shine because of us! Full summary: Xiao Shaohua is woken in the middle of the night by the spirit of a Space-Time Gate, who tells her she has been bound to the gate. An otherwo 5.2kReads9.0Score443Shelves

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    Nice! No cp

39. 889 全 Everyone Hears My Thoughts and Joins the Gossip, While the Real Heiress Drops Bombshells 全员读心来吃瓜，真千金爆大料啦 Innocent Chicken Feet无辜鸡爪Modern Romance289k WordsCompleted [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + The Real Ancestor + Feel-Good Showbiz + Gossipy Aunties as the Intelligence Network + Divine Lightning Protection] Xie Nanxi, ancestor of the Xie family, was given the title True Lord of Virtue, though people called her the True Lord of Vice. She transmigrates as the real heiress from the Xie family’s future generations who was switched at birth, bringing along the universe’s most powerful gossip System: the Karma-For-Gossip System. Every piece of gossip she enj 3.4kReads9.3Score415Shelves
40. 890 海 Ocean Survival: My Raft Leads to Peach Blossom Sanctuary 海上求生：我的木筏通桃源 Spring Breeze Brings Warmth春风送暖Sports2.0M WordsCompleted When she woke up, the world had turned upside down. Countless people had entered a game called Survival at Sea. From the start, all they had was a wooden raft and a fishing rod. Every supply had to be caught on a line. Sharks, giant beasts, bitter cold, hurricanes, and merciless hunting between people. Survival became incredibly difficult, and supplies were scarce and precious. Lu Xingchen entered the game and obtained a god-tier pocket dimension on her very first day: the Peach Blossom Sanctuar 66.5kReads9.1Score7.7kShelves
41. 891 真 The Real Heiress Wins People Over with Her Shamelessness 真千金以缺德服人 Magpie Branch鹊枝Modern Romance376k WordsCompleted [Sharp-tongued male lead feared even by ghosts x foul-mouthed heroine who picks fights with the whole world] Jiang Tang transmigrates into a book, becoming the real daughter and wicked supporting character in a melodramatic novel, a stepping stone for the happy ending of the hero and heroine. She thinks of the original character, who only became more miserable the harder she tried, and her eventual fate: her fiancé stolen from her, scandals following her everywhere, and death by suicide after 4.8kReads9.2Score559Shelves

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    😁😁Here are you who like funny articles, I read this article and it really made my cheeks hurt from laughing so much. I suggest you read it by yourself. It was so funny that I even spit out my rice.

42. 892 她 She’s Short on Money in the Five Elements 她五行缺钱【玄学】 Spicy Porridge麻辣粥Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Jiang Yi was kidnapped at the age of five and unexpectedly became the 108th successor of an obscure Daoist temple. The one who raised her and taught her everything was a wisp of the temple’s founding matriarch’s soul, which had remained inside her memorial tablet. Her temple was nothing more than a ramshackle shack made from discarded boards that mountain hunters didn’t want. It had no running water or electricity. Even dog-litter mushrooms grew between the floorboards. After they came down the 1.2kReads9.4Score226Shelves
43. 893 全 The Whole Sect Was Reborn, but I Was the Only One Who Transmigrated 全宗门都重生了，只有我是穿越的 Li Character Mosquito Coil李字蚊香Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Also known as The Whole Sect Has Been Reborn, and I’m the Only One Who Transmigrated] [Transmigrate into a book + a little goofy + adored by everyone + no romance + lucky charm + stirring up trouble] [Mindless wish fulfillment. If you have a brain, don’t read this.] Sheng Ning transmigrates into a book carrying a Gatling gun. The book is a cultivation novel where every character is a lovesick puppy. As a disposable side character, she’s targeted by the whole sect from the very start. Sheng Ning 3.6kReads9.0Score695Shelves

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    None of these have cp

44. 894 系 The System Says: As Long as You Grow Stronger, Huaxia Will Be Invincible 系统说，只要你变强，华夏便无敌 Suoda's Wife索大的媳妇Modern Romance520k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + System + Livestream + Donating to the Nation + No CP] (I originally planned to write a romance, but decided I’d rather let the heroine shine on her own. There are a few flirtatious scenes early on that I couldn’t quite remove, so feel free to skip them.) In 2121, Blue Star faces a massive resource crisis. The harsh environment and food shortages make life miserable for everyone. While eating corn at home, Jin Feizhi is inexplicably bound to a System and immediately starts 75Reads7.3Score—Shelves
45. 895 混 Chaos: Nine Chapters of Xuanyuan 混沌：玄渊九章 Scholar Tan Yu谈余书生Eastern Fantasy758k WordsOngoing The Nine Chapters of the Mystic Abyss takes the Daoist philosophy of “the Dao gives birth to the One” as its foundation, deftly blending quantum physics with ancient mythology to depict an epic awakening of modern cultivation civilization. The novel uses the Nine-Tiered Pagoda of the Mystic Abyss Gourd to link a chain of cause and effect stretching back five thousand years, gradually uncovering the cosmic truth behind the periodic annihilation of spiritual energy tides. It constructs a quantum c —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hahahahaha, can a book that makes people laugh to death ok? That's all I can recommend, there are too many books to recommend.

46. 896 我 I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score191.7kShelves
47. 897 虐 The Tragic-Romance Heroine Is Obsessed with Cultivation 虐文女主沉迷修仙 A Smile Through the Dust陌尘一笑Ancient Romance423k WordsCompleted No romance, strong female lead, and the heroine stays single, single, single. The heroine works hard at cultivation, plays it safe in the early stages, and stays focused on herself. She’s a genius who grows stronger over time. She’s neither wholly good nor wholly evil, and does as she pleases. The System is only useful for transmitting the plot and little else. Tragic-romance scenario one: She becomes the stand-in for a wealthy young master’s true love. The heroine: “I’m going to cultivate immor 5kReads9.2Score424Shelves
48. 898 我 I Dig the Pits, You Fill Them In. Everyone in Our Sect Is a Rebel 我挖坑，你填土，师门全是反骨 Running Toward the Sun向阳光奔跑Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Original title: I Became the Beloved Little Junior Sister and Turned the Cultivation World Upside Down] Xie Sisi transmigrated and became the cannon-fodder supporting character in a novel she’d once mocked, a character with the exact same name. The supporting character’s role was to bring the heroine to an immortal sect, dutifully serve as her medicine human, and ultimately die after being used to test the heroine’s medicines. Xie Sisi, who knew the plot: “Bah! Whoever wants to be a medicine hu 55kReads9.4Score7.1kShelves

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    Five books that are good-looking, funny, and I really like [sending my heart][sending my heart]

49. 899 猫 Cats Eat Fish, Dogs Eat Meat, and Junior Sister Becomes a Little Monster in Seconds 猫吃鱼狗吃肉，小师妹秒变小怪兽 Chunchun's Spice Packet淳淳的调料包Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No CP] The System reboots, and Feng Xu transmigrates into a book once again, playing the villainous cannon-fodder girl in a silly, sweet romance novel. Once bitten, twice prepared. We're professionals at playing villains. They start by cutting out her heart? No problem. Cats have nine lives. If that's not enough, she can come back for more. What? She only asked for directions, and now the villain has carried her off to be the whole sect's beloved junior sister? No way! She's too weak right now, 94Reads8.7Score—Shelves
50. 900 序 Sequence: God Eater 序列：吃神者 No Brain, Just Cerebellum不要大脑要小脑Urban4.2M WordsOngoing [Tomato 2026 Male-Focused Fiction Most Popular Author, Ranked Number One] Published in print, quality guaranteed. An alternate high-martial world, ensemble cast and political intrigue, no nested plot twists, a slow-paced story with a grand setting. Readers all say it gets better the further you read. Giant birds swallow the sun, and all things undergo dramatic change. Strange, immortal gods, and humanity's superpowered sequences. Everyone wants to become a god in this world, but they have no ide 856.4kReads9.3Score103.8kShelves

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