Please Recommend Novels with a Wacky System (Preferably Not Fantasy or Xianxia) 求有沙雕系统的小说（最好不是玄幻仙侠的）

1. 1 两 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干，反派不干我来干 King of Cuteness勾锥大王Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 74.4kReads9.1Score11.6kShelves
2. 2 渣 The Heartbreaker’s Quick Transmigration: An Ex-Boyfriend Awaits in Every World 渣女快穿:每个位面都等着一个前男友 White Grapefruit白西柚Modern Romance517k WordsCompleted [The male lead is the same person in every world] Question: What's it like to get on the male lead's bad side, make him hate you to the bone, then end up sent back to your original world? Xu Qingqing: Thanks for asking. I'm trapped in a deadly love triangle. Please burn some paper money for me next March. *Xu Qingqing was bound to a Scumbag System. To return to the real world, she had no choice but to submit to the System's demands and nervously play the role of a heartless woman, following the 3.9kReads8.9Score239Shelves

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   Very beautiful!!!!!

3. 3 快 Quick Transmigration: Days of Wits and Courage Against Yandere Leads 快穿：与病娇斗智斗勇的日子 Yan Cen砚涔Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Not a strong female lead + forced love + obsessive male lead + lighthearted, sweet romance + devoted one-on-one couple] A naturally clueless little bunny x a scheming, yandere big bad wolf. Su Xingqiao is an innocent little mission-taker. Her useless teammate, the System, didn’t tell her that every target she encountered would be a deranged, possessive obsessive, all eager to slowly devour their poor Host until they were completely satisfied. So Su Xingqiao diligently completed her missions, on 344Reads9.4Score—Shelves
4. 4 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 32.7kReads9.6Score5kShelves
5. 5 满 The Lavish Daily Life of a Max-Level High Schooler 满级高中生的豪横日常 Gray Tracks灰色轨迹Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 19.3kReads9.2Score1.6kShelves

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   These three books are extremely silly, especially the second one. The more I read it, the more comfortable I feel [I learned it]

6. 6 熊 A Brat Smashed My Collectible Figure, So I Demanded Ten Million in Compensation 熊孩子毁我手办，反手索赔一千万 Xiao Yu萧禹Urban772k WordsCompleted A relative's brat sneaks into Tang Zhuo's room and wrecks a pile of his figurines. The outrageous relative then turns around and demands that Tang Zhuo apologize to her kid. Tang Zhuo activates the Fight Petty with Petty System and demands ten million in compensation on the spot. From then on, whenever he encounters a jerk, he can trigger a mission, punish them, and earn Justice Points to exchange for all kinds of rewards. Steal my takeout? I'll treat you to Lao Ba's secret-recipe pig intestines 14.7kReads9.5Score2kShelves
7. 7 怼 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 Rich Young Master from a Poor Family寒门阔少Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 6kReads8.8Score801Shelves
8. 8 这 He’s Clearly Powerful, Yet He Insists on Messing with His Loli Master 这个人明明很强却偏要坑萝莉师傅 A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Archmage Lin En transmigrated to another world. To keep the gods from treating him like a crop to be harvested, he disguised himself as a mage apprentice in Winter Spring Valley and decided to stay under the radar until he reached max level. But who could have guessed that his loli master could hear his thoughts? “Disciple, what do you think of this forbidden spell of mine?” [Kindergarten-level stuff. I don't even know if one splash of water could hurt anyone.] “Disciple, with five hundred more 33.2kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves

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   A sand sculpture but also a killer

9. 9 为 For the System, I Stabbed Myself Despite My Blood Phobia 为了系统，晕血的我给了自己一刀 Careful and Principled谨和有道Urban165k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted Vibes] [Clever Wish Fulfillment] [Reliable Protagonist] [System Assistance] [Everyone Has Special Abilities] [Cultivation and Leveling Up] [Campus Competitions] [Imaginative Gadgets] [Multi-Profession Clashes] [Human-Demon Warfare] In a parallel world, Wu An is caught sleeping in class and becomes possessed by a System. Before he can even experience the surprises the System has in store, he faces the threat of being erased. From then on, he embarks on a path of striving through "gi —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Enough sand sculpture, weird golden finger

10. 10 我 My System Has Lost Its Mind 我的系统失了智 Pi Da Liu痞哒溜Urban103k WordsOngoing Blown away right from the start! Lin Xingyu successfully revives and gets a wild System, though it doesn't look very bright! "Don't be nervous. I've come to challenge your establishment on the chief's orders." "If you lose, you're coming to work at my factory as a security guard." "Open up! Don't hide in there without saying a word. I know you're home." "Ling'er, hurry up and grow up so big brother can inherit your toys." "Hey, gorgeous, think big brother looks cool?" "Good girl, Ling'er. Stop —Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 11 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: This Person's Beast Soul Evolves at an Incredible Speed 灵气复苏：这人的兽魂进化太快了 Purple Light紫光Urban1.7M WordsCompleted [Comedy + urban life + academy + cultivation + ferocious beasts + secret realms] Lin Bei wakes up to find he has transmigrated to a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. Here, powerful ferocious beasts roam, and martial artists wield beast souls. Lin Bei binds himself to a daily sign-in mission System. Ask who's the biggest hotshot in Lin City, and they'll tell you: the Old Yin King of No. 5 High School. He gets a giant brick as a reward from the start. Just see if I won't smack you wit 26.9kReads9.0Score2.2kShelves
12. 12 反 Anti-Scam Livestream: The Station’s Cells Are Full 反诈直播：所里快蹲不下了 Yi Ezreal一泽瑞尔Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Scammer: Our records show an overseas purchase of 200,000 US dollars on your account. Did you make this purchase yourself? Lu Ze: Yes, I made it myself. What about it? The scammer thought, You sure know how to brag! Lu Ze: I never thought... the fact that I bought weapons overseas would finally come to light! Using his god-tier voice imitation skill, Lu Ze mimics the voices of several underlings, as well as the sound of an AK firing in full auto. The scammer's face turns pale. “I'm calling the p 19.5kReads9.4Score2.2kShelves
13. 13 神 God-Tier System: The Strongest Supplier in the Doomsday 神级系统末世最强供应商 Househusband煮夫Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsCompleted New book: Love Apartment: From the Start, I Repay Zhuge Dali. Please support it! Qi Tian arrives in the apocalypse with the strongest Supplier System. Want S-rank genetic talent and to become an unparalleled genius? Eat some more walnuts to sharpen your brain! Don't want to put in the effort and want to jump straight to level 999? Eat more experience pills and level up like crazy! Want a pet? Come on, pick any divine beast you like! Want a weapon? No problem, choose any divine weapon you want! E 5.7kReads7.6Score522Shelves

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    This! This!

14. 14 开 A Base from the Start 开局一座基地 Eggs Stir-Fried with Knife-Cut Noodles鸡蛋炒刀削Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted [Sci-fi + apocalypse + System] He transmigrates into the apocalypse with a Red Alert base vehicle in tow. He can summon a million troops, build aircraft and artillery, and forge a technological empire to conquer the globe. But when he uncovers the apocalypse's secrets, he realizes it's only the beginning. The cruelty of this new world forces him to grow. He will no longer retreat or give in to fear. The world has collapsed and can never return to what it once was. Everything will begin anew... 7.2kReads8.5Score562Shelves
15. 15 制 Conquering Another World Starts with a Snake 制霸异界从一条蛇开始 Red-Robed Vermilion Bird红衣朱雀Eastern Fantasy4.5M WordsOngoing When Luo Zhen wakes up, he has turned into a snake! Host awakened. Devour and Evolve System acquired. A white dragon has been detected ahead. Devour it? Yes! Congratulations, you've obtained the bloodline of the Dragon Clan and evolved into the ancient ferocious beast Jiu Ying! Luo Zhen: I'm going to eat you all! I'm going to become a world-destroying demon! 2.5kReads8.6Score325Shelves
16. 16 9 999X Cultivation System 999倍修炼系统 Demon Dance妖舞Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted One minute of cultivation grants 999 times the experience, sending his cultivation level soaring! One step grants 999 times the experience in movement techniques, advancing him to divine rank! One punch grants 999 times the experience in boxing, advancing him to divine rank! One glance at alchemy grants 999 times the experience in alchemical mastery, advancing him to become a divine-grade alchemist! One glance at a sword-intent stele activates 999 times the comprehension, allowing him to grasp p 427Reads8.1Score112Shelves
17. 17 千 The Thousand-Layer Pagoda Cultivation System Takes Me to Level 999 in Seconds 千层宝塔修炼系统秒升999级 Starfire Across the Sky星火连天Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted The hottest feel-good power fantasy of 2019! A thousand-story pagoda, with treasures on every floor, all yours when you open it. Alchemy is hard? I eat a pill and become an alchemist. Artifact forging is even harder? I buy a weapon and become an artifact refiner. Beast taming is incredibly difficult? No problem, I have the Thousand-Story Pagoda cultivation System. Cultivation is like using a cheat code, leveling up with every step and punch. “Ding… Congratulations, Pagoda Master, you have opened 6.4kReads8.6Score705Shelves
18. 18 我 I Have a Million Skill Points 我有百万技能点 Nestling卧巢Eastern Fantasy3.8M WordsCompleted What does it mean to start with a golden opportunity? Even the beginner's gift pack can give you a supreme reward, and you get one million skill points right away. Why bother cultivating techniques? You can max them out in minutes. Even ancient fragments that no one else can cultivate become treasures in my hands. Bloodline requirements, talent restrictions, none of them matter. The System says, “Daddy Host, please hurry up and finish the missions so you can help me level up.” Su Chen says, “We' 5.6kReads8.8Score637Shelves
19. 19 最 The Strongest Academy 最强高校 Blind Lord盲君Urban1.3M WordsCompleted Chu Fan ranks first on the Martial Arts Rankings. He's the renowned No. 1, widely acknowledged as the greatest master around. Yet for certain reasons, he's forced to conceal his identity and willingly poses as an ordinary young man. Even when he's bullied, he has to grit his teeth and endure it. Pingqi High School is an utterly unremarkable, low-tier “martial arts school.” But with Chu Fan joining by chance, it gradually becomes anything but ordinary, climbing all the way to the top and becoming 127Reads5.5Score—Shelves

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    This book doesn't have many words, but it's very impressive. It's a good book.

20. 20 我 My Years Cultivating Immortality in a Male-Oriented Novel 我在男频修仙那些年 Half-Sleeve Breeze半袖风Ancient Romance1.6M WordsOngoing Jiang Chan transmigrated into a male-oriented cultivation power fantasy, but she arrived too late: the original owner had already gotten herself killed. Now Jiang Chan has no choice but to agree to a duel with the male lead over their engagement. System? Doesn't exist. The original owner of this body was vicious and wicked beyond measure. She killed her master, destroyed her own sect, and caused trouble everywhere until the male lead tore out her tendons and crushed her bones, leaving not even h 9.1kReads9.1Score965Shelves

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    🎭🌈📘 Every character in the book seems to be telling their story to you. Jiang Chan passed through a book about male cultivating immortality, but when she passed through it, it was already too late. The original owner had already committed suicide, so Jiang Chan was forced to make a three-year agreement with the male lead. [Seeking attention]

21. 21 我 My Readers Span Three Thousand Worlds 我的读者遍布三千世界 Turtles Go with Mung Beans王八配绿豆Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Reborn] [System] [Wish fulfillment] [Face-slapping] [Secret identity] [Everyday life] [No romance] Li Wenshu, a top author in the online fiction world, died suddenly after writing all night. The System sold everything it had to send her back to when she was sixteen. It was an era when neither entertainment nor the internet was very developed. Faced with the three thousand worlds of books in the System’s storage space, Li Wenshu rubbed her chin and sighed, “Dying suddenly was worth it!” A suspe 14.1kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
22. 22 全 After the Whole Sect’s Cannon Fodder Read My Mind, the Plot Went Completely Off the Rails 全宗门炮灰读我心后，剧情真崩啦 Cold Mountain Verse寒山词Ancient Romance2.0M WordsOngoing [Wacky cultivation + mind-reading in both directions + everyone dotes on her, no romance] “Setting the facts aside, this cultivation world is so absurd. Are you really saying you have nothing to do with it?” “?” “Guards, drag her out and execute her! Anyone who dares to point out my faults to my face deserves the harshest punishment!” * Bad news: I died. Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I landed in a nest of cannon-fodder villains. Good news: Everyone here has cheat powers, and I'm the stro 10.1kReads9.3Score923Shelves
23. 23 互 Transmigrators Who Pretend to Be Each Other Have a System 互演的穿越者们有系统 Yangbai Potato阳白土豆Martial Arts2.0M WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + transmigration + forum + ancient wuxia + no romance] The transmigrators arrived in a wuxia world. Some got the harem rivalry plot, some became reclusive masters, and others were in a classic wuxia story... But none of them had a golden finger. Faced with System missions on hell mode, they chose to start by making a post on the forum. Young Hero of the Jianghu: Watch me kill myself 1L: Details, please 2L: You again? 3L: How did you die again? Scholar: Need help writing an imperia 20.6kReads9.4Score2.9kShelves
24. 24 穷 A Poor Girl’s Daily Life as a Rogue Cultivator 穷鬼女散修的修仙日常 Dancing Lightly in the Mortal World红尘轻舞Ancient Romance2.4M WordsCompleted Xiao Han never imagined that she, an ordinary working girl who hadn't even finished middle school, would transmigrate one day. Fine, she transmigrated. But she had neither a pocket dimension nor a System, let alone a handy golden finger. She got none of the perks or welcome gifts that usually came with transmigration. That would have been bad enough, but other transmigrators took over someone else's body and fit right into local society. She, however, arrived in her own body, unable to speak the 74.7kReads9.2Score12.1kShelves

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