"Ye Feng! How many times have I told you that you are not allowed to use swordsmanship to control flying broomsticks! You are not allowed to steal Hermione's wand and use your own wand as chopsticks!" This is a story about a time traveler who single-handedly distorted the style of Hogwarts; this is a story that made the top management of Hogwarts madly change the school rules just to restrict our protagonist; this... Should be an interesting story. Close
✍️✍️This book is so hilarious, ✍️✍️The fried chicken is so funny that you can't get out once you get in, and your stomach hurts from laughing. I'm laughing so hard, look at the kids. My liver hurts from laughing just after watching it. Who knows the pain of holding back laughter in bed late at night! ! Who knows! ! !
🌿✨✨For a promise he made when he was a child, Chen Lu chased his childhood sweetheart for 7 years. As a result, 7 years of hard work were in vain. The day I lost my love. He met the girl that he couldn't let go of in his life. At the wedding many years later. "Can you 😭 be lazy and ask who of you pursued the other person first?" "Most of the time I am [smiling] pursuing him." Chen Lu continued, "But I forgot that high-end hunters 🥟 often appear as prey."
These two novels are really funny. The more I read, the more I want to laugh, and I can't stop. 🍃The three-year-old empress sat on the dragon throne and asked the ministers if they had a holiday on June 1st... 🎈Xu Muzhou is the youngest and promising pilot, and he fell in love with his best friend's sister at first sight...
I can't help but read this book. The heroine is in the ancient times. Her father works in the Ministry of Finance and her brother works in the Hanlin Academy. The heroine makes breakfast for her father and brother and takes them to work. The steaming steamed dumplings and pancakes make the colleagues greedy... The family can hear her voice. All they can hear is that the heroine's mind is full of pickled fish, hot pot, salt and pepper pork ribs cake.
I don't care, I laughed anyway, it was so funny, [crying with laughter] until my stomach hurts, [laughing] mainly funny, don't talk about anything else, it will make you laugh so hard!
These two books can really make people laugh until they cramp up in the middle of the night. They are so funny [facepalm][facepalm], 🌿①The heroine stayed up late at night and went to the roof to sing "Eighteen Bends of the Mountain Road", which made everyone in the palace unable to sleep. Her father was so angry that he held her by the back of her neck.
China could no longer tolerate him and sent him abroad. The protagonist did nothing, charged fees in the school bathroom, put the school online and sold it, ripped off his classmates, cheated the black market, robbed the black market, carried sacks to catch exotic animals, and went abroad to cause trouble. Some people give negative reviews because of the low quality of the protagonist. The author is very dissatisfied. The protagonist actually has some quality. No, it must be written down!
The protagonist becomes the follower of the villain lady, watched by more than 800,000 people, awakening the most powerful lackey system, slapping everyone he sees, and forcefully controlling skills [laughing][laughing][laughing]
The first is Arsonist and Pot God, the second is Jiangnan, I won't say much, the third is Nanjiang Gangster, the fourth is really good, I won't believe it if you don't laugh at the skill settings, the five-crumbed cat is invincible, and the fifth is a see for yourself
The language is humorous and not forced to be funny, but some people are very humorous when talking. There is a joke in it. I told it to every friend, and they laughed until their stomachs hurt! ! ! !
Laughing like a pig in the middle of the night ① Hilarious goddess doctor goes into the coffin to be buried with the prince and finds out that the prince is not dead but his sweet pet is funny ② Funny mind-reading skills + eating melons🍉 The prince eats melons and eats tu
"It looks like we have arrived at the beach of the city." Yi seemed not to care about the kick, even though his waist felt a little painful. "Aren't you going to explain it?" Huaiyin was a little urgent now. To be honest, she had a feeling now... "I'm not schizophrenic." Yisi smiled and shook his head, "I did it on purpose, so that we can come out." "How do you say this?" Huaiji, who was lying like a dead dog, raised his hand and asked, and then lowered it weakly. "Did you notice it?" "Are you saying that it's a fish tank?" "Hmm... So it's really a fish tank." Huaiyin was obviously not satisfied that he might just be a fish rotting and smelly in the tank. "How did you come up with it?" "Well... I said it was a bet and you might scold me, but when I tell you the reason, you might think I'm making up a reason based on the answer." "OK, I understand." Huaiyin looked at the other person's eyes for a while and stopped asking. "What on earth does she understand? These two are just sitting here playing riddles." Huai Ji was obviously dissatisfied with the results of this "traveling around", "My feet are hurting to death, is there any justice..." Before she could finish her words, He Xi threw a handful of sand at her: "Can you stop talking, it makes my head hurt." "I don't care about that. How do you know you can succeed by letting that thing occupy your body? What is that thing? How are you sure that we can succeed." As soon as a series of questions were sent out, Yihong kept moving again, "Fuck you, you won't predict that the dream will happen again and find the perfect timeline after envisioning 100,000,000 endings, right?" Huaiji next to him just stood up excitedly and wanted to say something, but He Xi covered him up. He could only whine in despair, obviously regretting that his genius ideas had not spread. And Yi seemed speechless. "Do you think he is Doctor Strange?" "Stop, stop, why are you getting more and more biased?" He originally wanted to create a mysterious atmosphere, "all right, all right" "That's me too." "The one before?" "No." "You are still so unknown..." "What are you thinking." Yisi sighed, his reputation in this life was ruined. "That's another paranoid me." "Parallel time and space?" "So... Right?" Yi Xi continued, "Do you remember the hole you fell into?" "Gui Xu?" "What kind of turtle beard?" Huai Ji came to life and asked. The two ignored him, "Guixu used my memory to recreate a similar environment, and used my personality to make a copy of me to simulate." "Cloning?" "Is it more terrifying? The same life trajectory is much more severe than simply controlling the appearance." "But he doesn't look like you, I mean in many ways." "Well... Do you think you will still end up with that ending if you face the same multiple-choice question again?" Huaiyin was stunned, lowered his head and thought for a long time, and then slowly spoke, with a bit of emotion in his tone: "Well... In this way, to be able to become who I am now, every choice is crucial, it is simply a miracle." She paused, and then added, "But it seems that the exact same choice is more logical. After all, it is a brand new you. You are not making a choice again after experiencing a change and learning from the past." "I believe you already have the answer." "He was right in reporting his family status at the beginning?" "Maybe." "The water in this world is really despicable." "Really? Aren't you among all living beings a drop of water that dissolves in the sea?" "Oke Oke, I don't want to discuss these philosophical issues. What do we need to do now?" "Why, you don't believe me?" Yi raised his hand as if indulgently and turned his head towards the Etu Yongyuan knife that Yihong was holding, as if he was looking at his own face in the light of the knife. "Have you taken enough photos?" Huaiyin said. "Quite handsome." Yi Xi said absently, "You still don't believe I'm the real person?" "It's still hard for me to believe that I have a criminal record. After all, at the last moment of escaping, who can guarantee that I won't be stabbed when I let my guard down?" As he spoke, Yi Hong restrained Yi Si. "Okay, no need to joke." "It's important to be on guard against others." "But... You should pretend to be more realistic." Yisi's words at this moment made Yihong confused. "What..." Before Yihong could finish his question, Huaiyin suddenly moved. She clenched her fist and punched Yihong mercilessly on the back of the head. The force was so fast and hard that Yihong fell straight onto the beach without even a grunt, and fainted instantly. Yisi looked at this scene, raised his eyebrows, and joked: "Why don't you imitate the martial arts drama, knock him out with a knife, and punch him directly, which looks rough." "Then why don't you throw props from your sleeves to hit him, and do all those fancy things?" Huaiyin withdrew her fist, but her expression was still not that good. "Is he dead?" "It doesn't matter if he's dead. It's not him. What are you afraid of?" Yi seemed to hear the words and smiled, his eyes full of approval: "How do you know he is fake? I have a God's perspective, so I can see clearly. I have been worried about how to convey this news to you quietly. If I say it directly, he will definitely bite me back, which will make you distrust me even more. And even if you secretly flirt with me, you will still be suspected." "Oc. "Are you serious?" "Okay, he has a hat from the rain." Yi Xi looked around, "I don't see it either." "That thing is not an entity that can be seen with the naked eye. You don't need to go into it. You just need to know that it is the key to distinguishing it from the real one." Huaiyin explained simply, not wanting to waste too much time on this issue. "Where is Yihong himself?" "She must have been washed into the water and hasn't come out yet. Do the math, the time should be up." Huaiyin pretended to look at his watch. "How do you know that he will be okay?" "Oh, do you think why I pinch so accurately? Can't I keep a water-drop clock in my heart and keep track of the time?" Huaiyin blinked and joked deliberately. "Who asked you this? Don't interrupt!" Yi seemed helpless. "You're just kidding. You've been tense. Relax." Huaiyin smiled and said in a more serious tone, "He should have seen the sun soaked in the water." "Who asked this?" "It's a joke. I see you are a bit tense. He should have seen the sun soaked in the water." "The sun?" "Song Shijiu." "Then he is okay?" "You have to know that when a person is about to die, his words are also good. This should be Song Shijiu's bravest time. The first time he was brave was so heroic." "Brave?" "The flood is coming, and she will use her own wreckage to prevent the world from being submerged." As soon as Huaiyin finished speaking, a soft light suddenly lit up on the beach, and Yihong's figure slowly emerged in the light, standing firmly in front of everyone. Yi Shi looked at the sudden appearance of Zhen Yihong, and reviewed the series of messages he had just received, and couldn't help but gasped: "Here, is our identity as a prophet a direct mistake? There is too much information, I can't even digest it." "Oh, your mental logo was disconnected just now." Huaiyin turned to He Xi, reconnected to Yi Shi's mental logo, and said helplessly, "No wonder it was so difficult to communicate with you just now, saying that I haven't been on the same channel for a long time." "666, I was offline just now." Yi seemed to suddenly realize. "In order to make up for the communication barrier just now, I will give you a chance to name this operation." Huaiyin looked at him and said with a smile. Yisi lowered his head and thought for a moment, then raised his eyes to look at the surging clouds and waves in the distance. A trace of determination flashed in his eyes, and he slowly said: "Well... Let's call him Storm Catcher." The line was disconnected. "
Brothers, please recommend a mind-blowing Grammar novel! The male protagonist Ji Ye has awakened the "Abyss Filter" and sees everything as daily necessities. 👉 When others see the Headless Horseman, they are so frightened that they feel weak in the legs. He thinks he is a dedicated courier and even gives them tips! 👉 Others were frightened when they saw the deep-sea siren. He thought it was a girl who had fallen into the water. After rescuing him, he forced them to perform a square dance! 👉 The most outrageous thing is that the King in Yellow came to make trouble. He regarded him as a performance artist and forcibly dragged him into the room to kill him with a script. He even disliked the script for being illogical! Now in his yard, demigods are guarding the door, ghost kings are mopping the floor, and S-class monsters are clearing the sewers... All of them are evil (crossed out), and all of them are beating workers! Do you want to see how the protagonist uses a mop to physically transcend the entire universe? "I handed over the unspeakable thing", you won't lose money if you invest in it, you will laugh all the time! [Laughing]
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