Any Novels That’ll Make You Laugh Until You Cramp Up at Midnight? 半夜笑到抽筋的小说，有没有

1. 351 穿 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 Liu Zhan Hongyan刘战红颜Urban321k WordsOngoing [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 29Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Behind laughter lies humor, and then deep thought!

2. 352 系 My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经，我成搞事主播 Zhoushan Gatekeeping Grandpa舟山管门大爷Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety 12.9kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves

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   If you want to have some fun, check out these books; they'll make you laugh until your teeth fall out! 😂

3. 353 我 The Half-Demon Young Master of My Family Never Plays by the Rules 我家半妖少主从来不讲武德 San Jiu Ling三久零Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy] [Single heroine] [Passionate] [Coming of age] [Family] [No System, no brainless plot] [The protagonist’s personality changes gradually; don’t read if that’s not for you] A young man from Huaxia, with a pair of swords in hand. One sword severs souls! One sword smites evil! He’s a little unscrupulous, but not too much! With the body of a half-demon, he cuts through every obstacle. And becomes an unrivaled demon king! But... You’re a demon king, for crying out loud. Can’t you do any 15kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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   Don't watch it late at night, you'll laugh like a pig and get beaten up.

4. 354 我 I'm a Cash-Grabbing Streamer! But the Big Spender Really Does Send Gifts! 我，圈钱主播！但大哥是真刷啊！ Blue Chalk蓝色粉笔Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 162.3kReads9.4Score14.6kShelves
5. 355 精 When the Mental Patient Shows Up, Even the Ghosts Don’t Know What to Do 精神病一来，给鬼整不会了都 Elephant Takes On Bear大象怼狗熊Urban556k WordsCompleted Qin Chu became the top celebrity at Mancang City Mental Hospital thanks to an achievement no other patient could match: he peed on the city’s largest transformer, causing a citywide blackout that lasted two days. He was practically cooked by the electricity, yet somehow came out just fine. 2.9kReads8.6Score305Shelves
6. 356 睁 Awakening in the 1980s: I Have a Child with the Infamous Village Tyrant 睁眼八零：和凶名在外村霸有崽了 Sunflower Ah Hua向日葵啊花Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted When Hu Yao woke up, she found a mischievous yet well-behaved son and a scoundrel of a man beside her. Shocked and bewildered, she heard from the neighbors she knew that four years earlier, she'd hit her head so hard she was left simple-minded, and her mother had sold her. Over those four years, she had not only gained a husband but also a mischievous child who fiercely protected her. The bastard of a man was always putting his hands on her, and he was exceptionally fierce and unreasonable. Terr 38.7kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves

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   [Thinking][Pouting][Making a face][Cool] The first book: The female lead doesn't have any special abilities; she's just an ordinary little fairy trying to live a good life in the human world. She doesn't blindly chase after a better life like a headless fly, but grows steadily and practically. Her life with her family is incredibly exciting, a happy and chaotic mix, like having lots of mischievous pets at home. As for the romance, there aren't any of those bizarre and melodramatic plots from other novels. Speaking of Chaochao, wow, this little cutie is absolutely adorable! Every time he shouts, "Yaoyao, I feel so happy!" I feel like he's the cutest little angel in the world, and I love him to the core. The second book: I give this book five stars! I followed it all the way to the end and it was wonderful. There are no annoying misunderstandings, and the male lead's romantic storyline is very pure, without any "white moonlight" or "cinnabar mole" fantasies. As a prince, he handles his relationship with his wife and the female lead very appropriately. The plot avoids the clichéd pattern of mutual torment and doesn't involve awful royal elders or troublesome princes and grandsons. Instead, it features adorable children and a seemingly magnanimous princess. The female protagonist is transmigrated and destined to be a dowry maid, with an adopted son. Since she can't leave, she tries to live a peaceful life and ultimately finds her own happiness, a lifelong commitment to one person. Unlike typical wish-fulfillment novels with intense emotional ups and downs, this story, told from the perspective of ancient people, is more like an ordinary person's life story. While not as glamorous as royal life, it has its own comforting charm. This third book is truly fantastic! There are many secondary couples, which I absolutely love. The characters are vividly portrayed and very well-developed, making the reader feel a strong sense of immersion. Some of the couples, like An Qi and An Shiyi, are particularly endearing.

7. 357 没 Without Any Talent for Cultivation, I Have No Choice but to Secretly Become Invincible 没有修炼天赋的我只好偷偷无敌了 Su Chen酥尘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Also known as: “I'm the Young Master of the Demonic Path. What's the Big Deal About Capturing a Saintess of the Righteous Path?” and “I Have No Talent for Cultivation, So I Can Only Secretly Become Invincible” (No System, one heroine, wish-fulfillment, everyday life, lighthearted, imperial dynasty.) Three thousand years ago, the master of the Bitter Depths Sword, one of the Six Great Divine Weapons, sealed the Sacred Province single-handedly, then vanished without a trace. Three thousand years l 29.8kReads8.9Score2.9kShelves
8. 358 都 Urban: My Whole Family Are the Main Characters 都市：我全家都是主角 Down the Mountain to Catch Cats下山抓猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [One heroine, goofy, shameless] Ye Xinghui, who had a golden finger, was tricked by a shady deity and sent to another world. At first, Ye Xinghui planned to use his golden finger to become the main character of an urban novel, but... when he saw his parents’ files, he was completely stunned. His dad was actually the legendary Soldier King, while his mom was the legitimate daughter of China’s foremost family. That wasn’t all. When his older brother suddenly woke up and said, “Wasn’t I supposed to 5.1kReads8.9Score402Shelves
9. 359 穿 Reborn as a Dowry Maid, I Rise to Prominence in the Prince's Manor Through My Son 穿成陪嫁丫鬟，我在王府母凭子贵 Dragon Fruit Growing Toward the Sun火龙果向阳而生Ancient Romance443k WordsCompleted After being pushed off a cliff while trying to break up a fight, Tao Yaoyao takes her last breath and transmigrates, reborn in the vast Hao Han Dynasty in the body of a maid who has been the Princess Consort of Prince Chen's dowry for three years. A little background: On the day of their wedding, Qi Chenyuan left Fan Qianyao just after they had completed the wedding rites and headed south under imperial orders to wipe out river bandits. Three years later, Prince Chen returns victorious to the 9.5kReads8.9Score681Shelves
10. 360 玄 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ Qing Yi Loves Shark Carving倾译爱吃鲨雕Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This novel is absolutely divine! [Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm][Facepalm]

11. 361 天 Child of Destiny: Protect Our Villain! 天命之子：守护我方反派！ Red Moon, Clear Clouds红月晴云Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, unstable vibes. Enter at your own risk.] Zhou Yang was cursed with the doom of the lone star, and his whole family died because of him. Then, at last, when he was twenty-two, he cursed himself to death. As it turned out, he transmigrated into a villain and got bound to the Ultimate Invincible Big Villain System. Zhou Yang: “I suffered through a miserable life in my last life. What's wrong with enjoying myself in this one? Picking on the protagonist? Whoever wants to do it can go 37kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves
12. 362 这 This Shadow Guard Is a Little Wild 这个暗卫有点野 Don't Say I Can't Do It不能说我不行Two Male Leads1.3M WordsCompleted [A large ensemble story about a group of secret guards] [Complete] After drinking himself into a stupor, he woke up as a secret guard. When Xiao Zheng’s awareness returned, he felt exhausted and heavy. He opened his eyes to a bed and curtains spinning wildly around him. There was also a noble-looking, handsome man beside him. What was he going to do? What was he going to do?! Who am I? Where am I? As memories surged through his mind in a torrent, he realized he had actually become a secret guard 34.5kReads9.4Score5.3kShelves
13. 363 跳 Leaping Through the Dragon Gate 跳龙门 The One Playing the Zither抚琴的人Urban6.4M WordsCompleted Original title: Leaping Through the Dragon Gate Leaping Through the Dragon Gate: The Struggle for Supremacy has premiered on Hongguo App. Song Yu, a senior at the Foreign Trade College, hits rock bottom after his girlfriend betrays him and a rich heir bullies him. Then his mysterious older brother, Song Chen, returns and arranges for "Old Wolf," a powerful figure in Yuncheng, to protect him from the shadows. Song Yu refuses to rely on connections. Using his grit and intelligence, he lands an int 84.1kReads9.5Score6.8kShelves
14. 364 继 Successor Empress 继后 Cai Wangwang菜汪汪Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted The Noble Consort was favored, the Worthy Consort bore a son, the Bright Etiquette was the emperor’s white moonlight, and the Beautiful Consort was his cinnabar mole. Every other concubine had her own talents and charms. It was a whole garden in full bloom. So who was our protagonist? The unfavored empress, with no children and no powerful family backing. Great. Why did this plot feel so familiar? Never mind. On the first day Zhao Wumian transmigrated here, she decided to lie flat. Compete for t 82.7kReads9.5Score9.2kShelves
15. 365 哥 After Her Brother Was Reborn and Turned Dark, the Adored Little Princess Melted His Heart! 哥哥重生黑化后，被团宠小公主萌翻了！ Baili Sha百里砂Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Everyone's favorite + adorable baby + daily life and family bonds at the heart of it + healing + supporting characters reborn + a real three-and-a-half-year-old] Zhu Zhu is widely considered the luckiest child in all the capital when it comes to being born into a good family. Her father wields immense political power, her mother is richer than the whole realm, her uncle is a brave and skilled warrior, and her many older cousins treasure her like a jewel. Even the emperor treats her like his own 40.3kReads9.5Score7.9kShelves
16. 366 我 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人，你们说我是祸害？ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 54.2kReads9.3Score5.6kShelves
17. 367 诡EN Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏：我能化身大妖 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 177.1kReads9.5Score18.3kShelves

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    🤭 I highly recommend this book, which I rate 8.6 or higher. It's absolutely amazing! This one will definitely blow your mind. It's a super captivating period novel, truly fantastic. I'd stay up all night to finish it; it's so thrilling and addictive. The plot, characters, and pacing are all incredibly engaging. This is definitely the best novel I've read on Tomato Bookstore—it's fantastic!

18. 368 咸 A Must-Have for Slackers: This System Is Amazing 咸鱼必备，这个系统太好了 Little Football Newcomer足坛小小生Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy + daily life + high martial arts + school setting] Zhou Fan transmigrates into a modern world of high martial arts and gets bound to an Anti-Grind System. The System wants Zhou Fan to promote the slacker mindset and encourage everyone to enjoy life. Whenever Zhou Fan works hard at cultivating, his strength regresses. But if he makes a pact with someone else, the harder they work and grind, the faster the slacker Zhou Fan grows, as a punishment for them. Zhou Fan studies the rules careful 5.4kReads8.7Score547Shelves
19. 369 这 This Emperor Is Not Only Lazy, He’s Also Rude 这个皇帝不仅摆烂，还没有素质 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Historical1.9M WordsCompleted Ying Yi transmigrated into a strange dynasty and became an emperor! But Ying Yi had no desire to be emperor. All he wanted was to find a reasonable way to die and abdicate as soon as possible, so he could go back and inherit his hundreds of billions in wealth! So he set out on a path of nonstop suicide by bad decisions! Politics is all about compromise, but Ying Yi never compromises! The empress dowager wreaking havoc in the harem? He chews her out! The literary, lovesick empress? He chews her o 96.3kReads9.2Score9.7kShelves

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    Lose your brain and pick up happiness [Please follow] Unexpectedly win a big prize, but suddenly transmigrates into the body of an emperor. A system descends, allowing you to return to your original world upon death. He begins his path of self-destruction, but unexpectedly, the system, devoid of martial ethics, makes him invincible and bizarrely funny. An unexpected transmigration—what does it mean that even purple eggs have to turn away when they encounter him? What does it mean to subconsciously empty your magazine? What does it mean to have multiple genders? It's all so plausible, reasonable, and even nuclear-neutral.

20. 370 高 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 Muscular Seagull肌肉海鸥Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 339.3kReads9.4Score32.8kShelves
21. 371 沙 The Goofy CEO Wants a Wife 沙雕总裁要娶妻 Chen Jiexue谌洁雪Modern Romance148k WordsCompleted “What I want to tell you,” Yang Huilong said, “is that I’ve fallen in love with someone.” She felt herself go stiff and numb. Then came a wave of pain, so deep and intense it tore her to pieces. She tried with all her might not to cry out. “Turn around, Chen Yufei.” She wanted to do as he said, but was afraid he would read her feelings for him on her face. “But... I thought...” she said hesitantly. “The person I love,” Yang Huilong said very softly and very slowly, as if carefully choosing his w 23Reads8.9Score—Shelves

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    I'm at the bottom of the well, you're on the moon [smirk]

22. 372 道 Emotional Blackmail? Please, I Don't Even Have a Conscience 道德绑架？笑死，我根本没有好吗 Bao Yi Si A报一丝啊Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [Short drama, comic drama, and audiobook adaptations are all available, with up to 800,000 readers] [Fighting moral blackmail + outlaw + no self-sacrificing saint + scheming + immensely satisfying] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lin Bei faces moral blackmail on a high-speed train from the start. Pregnant woman: “I’m pregnant! You have to give me your seat!” Lin Bei: “If you have a problem, take it up with whoever caused it. The baby you’re carrying isn’t mine, so why should I give up 63.4kReads8.7Score6kShelves
23. 373 被 She Was Kicked Out by Her Stepmother and Married a Powerful CEO 被继母赶出家的她嫁给了霸道总裁 Chen Jiexue谌洁雪Modern Romance82k WordsCompleted “Would you... give me... a son? Then I wouldn’t have to... fear an heir plotting to murder you anymore.” They belonged to each other. There was no more fear, no more darkness, no more sorrow, only love: a love that endured through lifetime after lifetime, the kind that filled the heart with longing and was impossible to let go. 7Reads8.9Score—Shelves
24. 374 治 A Healing Lover: He's Warm and Irresistibly Charming 治愈系恋人，他又暖又撩 Tong Mun'en童沐恩Modern Romance285k WordsCompleted [Sweet modern romance + laid-back daily life + workplace comedy + healing + food] Unbelievable! He called an emergency meeting at the highest alert level just to help his wife get a discount? Six months ago, she burst into his studio to hide from debt collectors, then accidentally spilled milk tea all over his custom-made suit. He calmly wiped away the tea stain. “Miss Zhang, this suit costs more than three years of your rent.” “Can’t afford to pay? Then sign this agreement and be the subject of 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Laugh until your abs hurt! Watch it if you want to laugh!

25. 375 被 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 East Wind Smiles Radiantly東风笑嫣然Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2.3kReads8.3Score213Shelves

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    This abstract concept is so ridiculous it's laughable.

26. 376 手 After Tearing Up the Script, the CEO Started Pursuing Me 手撕剧本后，霸总他自我攻略了 Tong Mun'en童沐恩Modern Romance208k WordsCompleted [Modern Romance with a Twist]+ [Reverse Tactics]+ [Sweet Romance After Transmigrating into a Book] To pursue her secret crush, her senior at school, Tang Xinya studied day and night and got into a top university, only to transmigrate overnight into a melodramatic novel as the wicked female supporting character! She also gets bound to a useless, trope-subverting System! Hell from the start. She splashes red wine all over the domineering CEO, then accidentally runs her hand over his abs. “One, two 1Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 377 天 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒：我能刻印一切 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.7M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 273.3kReads9.5Score22.8kShelves

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    Tomato has selected 10 highly-rated funny books; you won't regret buying them, there's bound to be one that suits you.

28. 378 开 From the Start, I Beg Zhu Yuanzhang for a Mandate, Protecting Great Ming for Three Hundred Years 开局讨封朱元璋，庇护大明三百年 Peaceful as a Distant Mountain安如远山Historical220k WordsOngoing Zhang Chen transmigrates and becomes a snake! Luckily, he's bound to a System that lets him devour things and cultivate! After a hundred years of hard cultivation, he finally reaches the point where he can undergo tribulation and transform into a dragon! But the System warns him that spiritual energy is depleted in this world, and the death rate for those who take human form during the heavenly tribulation is as high as 99%! Zhang Chen grits his teeth and decisively chooses another way to transf 2.3kReads6.2Score103Shelves
29. 379 窝 A Nobody Transmigrates into Qin Shi Huang and Becomes Invincible 窝囊废无敌穿越成秦始皇 Tongtong Boils the Sea彤彤煮海Historical227k WordsCompleted Yin Zhen is a complete loser. After transmigrating to the Qin Dynasty, he becomes the young Qin Shi Huang and gains an invincible System, beginning a spectacular life of his own. He conquers the Six Kingdoms and unifies the realm. Humor, lighthearted fun, schemes, wisdom, romance, and history: it has all the elements you could want. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    A seemingly useless but invincible man transmigrates into the body of Qin Shi Huang: Yin Zhen, considered a good-for-nothing, transmigrates into the body of Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of a unified China. Watch as he reverses his fate and unifies the world. You'll laugh until you drop! Humorous, lighthearted, and fun.

30. 380 大EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 538.5kReads9.5Score43.9kShelves
31. 381 从EN Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关 The Cat from the Xu Family徐二家的猫Urban3.0M WordsCompleted Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year. 160.1kReads9.6Score18kShelves
32. 382 小 Little Plum Blossom, Can I Kiss You Again Today? 小青梅，今天能不能也亲一下？ Strange Fruit奇异的果Modern Romance252k WordsCompleted [Blunt, goofy ray of sunshine × Scheming, tsundere fake tough guy] [Childhood sweethearts + Mutual devotion] When Lu Lin was a kid, he was such a menace that even dogs were afraid to wag their tails in front of him. But at some point, a soft little girl started following him around... along with her cat. Lin Yang trotted along behind Lu Lin every day. To his face, she called him “Boss” with the utmost enthusiasm, but really, she was just looking for free food and lodging. At first: “Boss, give m 19.8kReads9.4Score2.5kShelves

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    Family, these are hilarious! I laughed so hard I almost passed out in the middle of the night. My mom thought I was crazy and was laughing so hard she was pounding the bed.

33. 383 都 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Still Run with the Gangsters? 都重生了谁还混社会 Bored Little Bai无聊小白啊Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Short drama: "Loyal to the Skies: Starting Over" is now streaming The novel was originally titled "Now That I've Been Reborn, Who Would Still Run With Gangs?" [Reborn + business + lots of underlings + no groveling + no cowardice + taking the righteous path + law-abiding] A big shot from the underworld returns to 2010. Should he repeat his old mistakes and keep running with gangs, or abandon his underlings and take the road to a brighter future? No! I won't choose! In this life, I, Qin Jiang, wil 139.1kReads9.3Score13.8kShelves
34. 384 我 I Really Do Have a Soft-Rice-Eating King System 我真有一个软饭王系统 Song Xiangbai宋象白Urban2.0M WordsCompleted “Over 99 percent of the Host’s cells are dormant. You meet the basic requirements for living off others. Bind the system?” “Yes, yes! Bind it, right away!” Warning: To successfully live off others, you must first learn self-discipline!!! Warning: It’s a soft life, but you’ll still have to work hard. If you don’t like workaholics, don’t open this. Warning: The protagonist will live off lots of people (and animals). If that bothers you, don’t click. 110.3kReads9.3Score10kShelves
35. 385 醉 A Drunken Nighttime Kiss! One Flirt from Her, and the Arrogant Big Shot’s Heart Races 醉吻夜！她一撩，桀骜大佬心狂跳 A Crescent Moon一剪月Modern Romance539k WordsCompleted [The print edition of Climbing the Capital’s Family Tree is now available on all platforms.] [Top Capital City Tycoon · Rebellious, Devoted Suit-Wearing Bad Boy vs. Ballet Princess · Radiant, Proud Little Swan] Li Zhi and Fu Yanze grew up together, but Li Zhi turned out to be the fake heiress. For the sake of his own interests, Fu Yanze chose to get engaged to the real heiress, a leading actress in the entertainment industry. He hoped Li Zhi would understand and said he would come back to marr 59.4kReads9.5Score7.3kShelves
36. 386 割 I Ran Into My Ex While Getting Hemorrhoids Removed 割痔疮偶遇前男友 Boat Crossing the Wu River舟过吴江Modern Romance173k WordsCompleted Adorably goofy girl × proud, sharp-tongued guy Lu Yunzheng was the brother Jiang Lanyue got as part of a bargain. Their parents had both remarried, and the siblings didn’t get along. Lu Yunzheng couldn’t stand Jiang Lanyue’s freeloading father, so he picked on his stepsister too. Then, somehow, he started developing feelings for Jiang Lanyue... 1.7kReads8.9Score186Shelves
37. 387 全 Global: Divine-Level Support, Pledging My Allegiance to the Nation from the Start 全民：神级辅助，开局投效国家 Parentheses Laughing括弧笑笑Urban651k WordsOngoing [No romance, rigorous stats, author calculates attributes using self-written C++ programs and Excel spreadsheets. If you like protagonists who keep a low profile, this isn’t for you! No secrets kept!] A young man inexplicably receives the extraordinary talent Heart of Favor. Any skill he learns undergoes a miraculous transformation. He chooses to offer himself to the country and stand alongside it! [Silk of the Wind: Unraveled] Floats above the target, granting immunity to damage and control! Ad 14.2kReads9.4Score936Shelves

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    Hehehe [flying kiss]

38. 388 亲 A Mom Raising Her Kid, Teary-Eyed 亲妈带娃眼泪汪汪 Just One Pack of Spicy Strips一包辣条就好Modern Romance402k WordsCompleted ☞ Updates on weekdays. Thanks for liking and supporting the story. If it’s not your thing, feel free to move on. P.S. I should warn readers who haven’t started yet. ① The heroine accidentally kisses the second male lead. A lot of readers can’t accept this. If you haven’t read it yet and that bothers you, I don’t recommend reading. Written for fun, read for fun The System is mostly just for show and only appears now and then. Yusu stood before them, a full five-foot-seven, her face stern. The thr 48.3kReads8.9Score5.6kShelves
39. 389 七 The 1970s: The Hated Couple Goes Wild in the Compound 七零：万人嫌夫妇，大院发癫 Bobo Bedhead啵啵呆毛Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [1970s setting + delightfully unhinged and a little funny + violent, crazy heroine + spoiled, two-faced, scheming young husband + both leads join the army later] Ye Sanqiu is notorious as the most hated person in Trumpet Flower Brigade. The villagers and her own family have suffered endlessly at her hands... Granny Ye and the brigade leader are going gray from worry. Left with no choice, Granny Ye hands her a letter of introduction and a marriage certificate. “Sanqiu, you've wreaked havoc all ov 56.4kReads9.0Score6.3kShelves

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    🦋✨So funny! [Licking screen][licking screen] I laughed non-stop the whole time. Does the author get fined if they miss a joke? [Facepalm][facepalm] I kept laughing, the female lead is so good, hahaha! 🎄🎄Ye Sanqiu is notorious in the Trumpet Flower Brigade for being universally disliked. The villagers and their own families suffer terribly because of her. Forced into a corner, Old Lady Ye throws out a letter of introduction and a marriage certificate. ✨Upon first meeting Ye Sanqiu, Lu Sinian thought: This girl doesn't look like she's good enough for him. He watched helplessly as Ye Sanqiu kicked his heartless stepsister, beat up his wolfish younger brother, and even his blind and mentally challenged father was verbally abused! Lu Sinian rushed over crying, "Wife, why did you take so long? I've been bullied to death by these heartless bastards!"

40. 390 诸EN The Gods' Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 519.5kReads9.7Score69kShelves
41. 391 让 You Were Reborn to Make Up for Your Regrets, Yet You Take the School Beauty for Yourself 让你重生弥补遗憾，你却霸占校花 March Orchid君子兰3月Urban3.6M WordsCompleted [Have you ever regretted anything?] Lying in his hospital bed, Lu Yiming looked back on his life and thought of all the things he regretted. Did he really want to turn evil? He didn't want to be all alone, either! But fate had other plans. Reborn into a new life, he finds himself at the crossroads of his life from the start. This time, Lu Yiming will live life on his own terms. Don't call me a spoiled rich kid. If I'm going to be one, I'll be the greatest spoiled rich kid of all! Su Rongrong, th 39kReads8.3Score9.6kShelves
42. 392 宇 The Cosmic Protector of Cubs: The Star-Busting Chicken God Rises 宇宙护崽暴徒爆星鸡神崛起 Listening to Rain in Gardenia Summer栀夏听雨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse943k WordsCompleted Interstellar drifter Qin Er wanders the galaxy with the universe's most shameless chicken in tow, shouting at anyone he sees: “Who dares pluck my chicken? Second Master will scatter your ashes on the spot!” The little yellow chicken in his arms refuses to get up. While it's asleep, it can snipe a gang of space pirates from orbit; when its feathers stand on end, it can bounce ion cannons away. “Cluck! Anti-chicken-eating System activated!” The hacker big sister Zhou Liu pounds her keyboard until 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The three Dark Silver Warriors were equally astonished. Absolute Zero blocked?! The gunman's eyes flashed with a cold light, and he raised his gun without hesitation to fire a follow-up shot! "Do you think I'm dead?!" Qin Er completely lost his temper! The chicken's weak but resolute protection, mixed with his frustration, lingering fear, and the strange strip of cloth from Zhong San's side, instantly ignited all his violence! He ignored the blood at the corner of his mouth and stomped his feet hard on the icy ground! "Useless—!" A roar! The rough thing, with its barrel still glowing red from the hot ice shards, flew back into his hand with a buzzing sound! This thing was Qin Er's lifeline, and the origin of his "useless" reputation!

43. 393 女 In a World with Few Men, All My Roommates Are Powerhouses 女多男少：合租室友全是大佬 Ning Zhizhi宁芝芝Urban285k WordsOngoing Revised text. Remember to refresh. [More Women Than Men + Everyday Life with Multiple Heroines + Powerful Figures with Unexpected Sides + Master Chef and Dad + Sweet, Feel-Good Romance with No Angst] After transmigrating to a parallel world where women outnumber men, Lin Yang awakens the [Three-Second Resonance Radar], which works only on S-rank women at the very top of society. Not one of the three hundred rich women waving checks at a matchmaking event qualifies. He turns around and moves into 378Reads—Score624Shelves

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    They have identities, presence, and their own goals and ways of expressing themselves. The male protagonist doesn't simply enjoy the benefits of the established setting; he's always present with a clear head and a penchant for witty remarks. It has the fast pace of online novels and the lively interaction of ensemble characters. If you're looking for a book that breaks the mold and resonates with both male and female readers, this one is sure to generate a lot of discussion.

44. 394 大 Great Ming: No More Pretending, Your Grandpa Is Zhu Yuanzhang 大明：不装了，你爷爷我是朱元璋 All Under Heaven Are One天下大同Historical2.1M WordsOngoing Zhu Shou woke up one morning to find that he had transmigrated to the Hongwu era of the Ming dynasty. His family was fairly well-off, but to his shock, he discovered that he was a wastrel with a brain disorder. After calculating the date of Crown Prince Zhu Biao’s impending early death, Zhu Shou hurried to discuss an important matter with his grandfather, who had always looked after him. “Old man, Crown Prince Zhu Biao is about to die. We’d better run!” That one sentence left his grandfather stu 1.9kReads9.1Score294Shelves

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    Hilarious, if it's not funny I'll do a handstand and have diarrhea. Character traits: Shameless. Genre: Comedy. Rating: 100.

45. 395 快 The All-Purpose Caretaker of Quick Transmigration 快穿之全能管家 Kuntukutakatika昆图库塔卡提Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 14.5kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves
46. 396 审 Judging Beasts: Three Feet of Grass on My Grave from the Start 审判畜生：开局坟头草三米高 Listening to Rain in Gardenia Summer栀夏听雨Urban2.7M WordsCompleted The grass on his grave grows three meters tall from the start, and furious flames scorch through time and space! Qin Wuji, a web-novel writer, was brutally tortured and crushed to death in his previous life by human-skinned beasts. Armed with the Heavenly Punishment System, he tears through the cycle of reincarnation and is reborn in a parallel world! His Eye of Good and Evil opens! Road-raging demons? Heart-devouring monks? Vicious beasts tormenting the people? Every monster and demon is a lamb 110Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 397 重 Reborn with My Childhood Sweetheart and Her System to Assassinate the King of Qin 重生带青梅统子刺秦王 Listening to Rain in Gardenia Summer栀夏听雨29k WordsCompleted Reborn with a childhood sweetheart and a System to assassinate the King of Qin 1Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 398 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 90.2kReads9.6Score11.5kShelves

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    This book is absolutely hilarious! I laughed until I couldn't breathe! I started out out of curiosity, but I'm completely hooked and now I desperately want to read it again!

49. 399 我 I Went to Cultivate Immortality After Failing the College Entrance Exam 我，高考落榜后去修仙 Salted Fish Emperor咸鱼大帝Urban2.7M WordsCompleted After failing the college entrance exams, Lin En awakened a Tycoon Cultivation System. “Ding! The System has issued a task: Host, break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within five minutes!” “Task failure penalty: 999 Nine-Turn Divine Soul Pills and one Immortal's Training Ground!” Lin En figured he could only grit his teeth and accept the penalty for failing this task! “Ding! The System has issued another task: Break through to the Nascent Soul Realm within ten minutes! Failure will result in 13.2kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves

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    Both books are hilarious! Don't be fooled by the title of the second one, it's absolutely laugh-out-loud funny. The protagonist even has a second personality. Highly recommended!

50. 400 主 The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善，罪犯牢底坐穿 Chilled Orange冰镇橙子Urban603k WordsCompleted [Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf- 5.5kReads9.0Score598Shelves

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    It's hilarious! The main character is just the sixth child, and the little one has a stomachache. [Laughing emojis]

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