Looking for a Hilarious Ghost Story, So Absurd It'll Make You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts at Midnight 就特别搞笑还写鬼的文,就特别沙雕半夜笑到肚子疼
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Horror Camgirl 恐怖女主播
My name is Yuan Junyao, a name that doesn't suit me at all. I've had a chronic illness since birth, and I'm so hideously deformed that tumors started growing on my face when I was little. My father left me when I was just three months old. At fifteen, I was blamed for my mother's death. Only my grandmother raised me and my stepbrother, who shared neither parent with me. But after an accident, I was offered up to a man who should never have crossed my path. To get revenge and see justice done, I
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Go Crazy, Go Crazy, Let's All Go Crazy 癫吧,癫吧,全癫吧
[Absurd comedy and memes × entertainment industry × dating-show face-slapping × feel-good revenge × sweet 1v1 romance × older woman-younger man] [Unhinged, ruthless celebrity heroine VS the Qin family's heir, who can switch between a fierce wolfdog and a sweet puppy] As soon as Xiao Luan transmigrates into a book, she gets into it with the smug male lead. At a red-carpet event, she juts out his sharp jawline and pulls down his pants, sending him straight to the top of the trending charts! The or
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Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕,我只是单纯变态
[A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p
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My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总,会点读心术怎么了?
This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h
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Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综,嘴在前飞脑狂追
[Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov
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The System Told Me to Fight Scams, but I Drove the Scammers Crazy 系统让我反诈骗,我却把骗子气疯
A strange phone sends out strange anti-scam missions. One anti-scam tip a day, and I end up earning over a million a month. As the saying goes, scammers treat me like their first love, and I send them off wearing silver bracelets. And as another saying goes, you... hurry up and come see for yourself. The scammers are furious.
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My System Is Out of Line, and I’ve Become a Trouble-Making Streamer 系统不正经,我成搞事主播
[Livestream] [System] [No Female Lead] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Wild Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud] A small-time streamer is doing an outdoor Livestream when he runs into a five-step snake and gets bitten! A deadly situation! How can he survive? Li Ke: “Don’t panic, guys. According to local folklore, anyone bitten by a five-step snake will die after taking five steps. So let’s try walking backward five steps and see if we can turn this around!” Li Ke: “If it works, I’ll walk backward ninety
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So Satisfying! The Goofy Fake Heiress Goes Wild and Smashes the Tragic Romance Plot 爽!沙雕假千金发疯创飞虐文剧本
[One-on-one romance, guaranteed sweetness + dating show + unhinged memes + everyone’s crush + love rivals everywhere + hero Xie Lanchen] Ning Xi had lived for 21 years before learning that she was the universally disliked fake heiress in a novel about a beloved wealthy family, a foil and stepping stone for the real heiress. In the book, everyone who admired the real heiress got everything they wanted and struck it rich, while those who opposed her all met tragic ends. Ning Xi fell silent, saw th
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After Work Forced Me Into Love, I Chose to Go Crazy 被工作强制爱后,我选择发癫
My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well!
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Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命!反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情
Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug
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Son, You Mourned at the Wrong Grave! Run, Your Dad's Furious! 儿子哭错坟了,快跑,你爹怒了!
[Adorable genius child + satisfying revenge + stunning female jewelry designer + domineering CEO hero] “Help me!” That night, her newlywed husband dragged her into a room and took his fill of her. Afterward, the man asked her for a divorce. Seven years later, she returned to the country with her son. To get revenge on his deadbeat father, the little boy used his hacking skills to steal ten billion from him. Hmph! Nobody gets to bully Mommy, not even my own father!
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Going Insane to Reform Showbiz: It’s Chaotic, but Comforting 发疯整顿娱乐圈,颠颠的,很安心
Complete [1v1 Sweet Romance + Transmigrate into a Book + Showbiz + Hilarious + Scumbag Gets His Comeuppance] Shi Ran transmigrates into a book and becomes a female celebrity hated by the entire internet in a story about a beloved star adored by everyone in showbiz. The original Shi Ran joined a live-streamed dating show. Its male contestants, one, two, three, were all devoted to the heroine in the book, and every one of them had treated her badly. As for the aloof movie emperor, the original Shi
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Rule Horror: They Say I Have Multiple Personalities 规则怪谈:他们说我有多重人格
[Comedy, lighthearted, invincible, bizarre, ever-changing personality] This is the second year of the showdown between humanity and bizarre creatures, and the situation is growing increasingly tense... Bi Yi transmigrates into the body of a man who had jumped to his death. The moment he opens his eyes, he is chosen as a contestant. But his head was damaged in the fall, so he is always getting into trouble. Every day, he loses his memory, goes crazy, then turns around and becomes incredibly obedi
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When the Uncanny Returned, I Inherited a Game Interface 诡异复苏,我继承了游戏面板
Beneath the dazzling lights of the city at night, countless terrifying things lurk. At midnight, your girlfriend stands before the mirror, grinning eerily as she combs her hair again and again. An old man at a deserted crossroads asks you to give up years of your life. Strange chewing sounds and whispers come from the dorm room... He Yuze arrived in this terrifying world where the supernatural was resurging, and inherited a game interface. He discovered that he could level up by slaying evil spi
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Horror Game: I'm the Most Reasonable Person Around 恐怖游戏:我这人最讲道理了
Synopsis: Hilarious, not scary, no female lead, subverts expectations, feel-good, and packed with memes After his girlfriend's sudden explosion transmigrates him to a parallel world, Lin Mo gets committed to Qingshan Mental Hospital for trying to reason with someone. On the eve of his release, he accidentally enters a mysterious horror game. No matter how strong you are out there, you're just a virtual character. To survive in the game, you can only rely on unbelievable luck and real skill! But
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Horror Revival: I'm Bound to the Eerie Simulator 恐怖复苏:我绑定了诡异模拟器
Six days from now, the supernatural will return, and terror will descend! Not only will evil spirits appear in huge numbers, but rule-based horror stories will also lurk in the shadows! Fortunately, Jiang Qiao has bound himself to the [Strange Simulation System]. [Strange Simulation begins] [Day One. Smog blankets the city, and hell lies outside your window. You stay home, eating hot pot and singing, without a care in the world.] [Day Two: An evil spirit comes knocking. You brick it into the wa
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Trapped in a Bizarre World, Yet Armed with a Dating Sim 身在怪异世界,却加载了恋爱游戏
[Not a zombie apocalypse] [Romance] [Superpowers] [High Martial] [Sweet] Shi Ye transmigrates into the game world of The Aetherwind. He thinks his extensive knowledge of the game will let him thrive, but instead, he's so weak from the start that he drags down the average of all the transmigrators. Fortunately, Shi Ye has exceptional talent, works relentlessly, and even has that seemingly insignificant golden finger. At last, he's living well enough to afford four dishes with every meal. See? Thi
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I’ve Survived Nine Near-Death Experiences, and My Life Has Been Like Walking on Thin Ice 九死一生,我这一生当真如履薄冰
Xu Qingshui transmigrated to a strange otherworld. Thanks to one unexpected encounter after another, he escaped danger and turned misfortune into good luck. [Encounter A: You show admirable courage and choose to fight the monster barehanded. You die, but years later, you become a vengeful ghost and successfully take revenge.] Xu Qingshui: “I don’t want this encounter. I don’t want to become a ghost.” [Encounter B: You choose to flee alone. Ye Yaxin is tortured to death by the monster, and this s
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Horror: I Created the Anomaly Containment Association 惊悚:我打造了异轨收容会
[Horror + Satisfying Power Fantasy + Director’s Tall-Tale Style] Horror games descended upon Blue Star, turning into one eerie dungeon after another. The monsters inside stepped into the real world, and from then on, the world was overrun with the uncanny. Only by conquering every dungeon could humanity stop the supernatural from consuming the world. Otherwise, the eerie realms would merge with reality and turn the human world into a living hell! Shen Yu bound himself to an Anomaly Containmen
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Horror World: Livestreaming Survival Tips for Netizens 惊悚世界:直播教网友逃生
[Horror Game + Multiple Heroines + Dark Mystery + Invincible] The perilous horror world has finally arrived in full. Whether you’re a billionaire or a famous star, anyone could be dragged into it. Chen Lingjun, meanwhile, is a player who became the strongest boss during the closed beta. Now, at the System’s command, he livestreams lessons for netizens on how to beat the terrifying instances he has played so many times he’s sick of them. “The ghost woman at the inn is terrifying? Sorry, I know
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Yin-Yang Express Delivery: Even the King of Hell Has to Queue Up to Sign 阴阳快递:阎王都得排队签收
Yin-Yang Express: Even the King of Hell Has to Queue Up to Sign for Delivery
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I Get Stronger Whenever I Encounter a Ghost 我,遇鬼就变强
[Standalone Stories + Supernatural Horror + Thriller + Folk Customs + Comedy + Mind-Blowing Twists] Why was a finger missing from a corpse in a coffin, right before everyone’s eyes? Why were ghostly wails heard in the flower shop at midnight? Why did the figures in the shopping center elevator twist out of shape? The secret beneath the mandrake flowers, the bizarre death of a boy who livestreamed, a maze with no way out... Vengeful spirits are wreaking havoc. There’s no peace to be found! In the
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New Tales from the Strange Studio 新聊斋奇谈
The author has collected strange tales of ghosts and monsters from elderly people around them and various folk sources. The stories are fresh, with surprising twists, and have the feel of a modern-day Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio. Not for the faint of heart!
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A Hundred-Year-Old Villager’s Tales of Ghosts and the Supernatural 农村百岁老人口述鬼怪奇谈
I grew up in the countryside, and whenever I had free time, I liked listening to centenarians in the village tell strange tales of ghosts and other uncanny events from days gone by. I have collected, recorded, and adapted these folk stories. There is no overarching plot. Each chapter is a standalone horror story. Not for the faint of heart!!!
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Playing Matchmaker in the Underworld 我在冥界牵红线
[Female-Oriented + Minimal Romance + Mild Horror + Plot-Focused + Episodic + Ensemble Cast] My name is You Sheng, and I'm a university student. I should have been enjoying a pleasant summer vacation, but the day before I was due to go home, a rideshare driver dumped me by the roadside. After that, a vengeful ghost latched onto me, and I unexpectedly gained the ability to see spirits... On the high-speed train, I met an old Taoist. To help my grandmother avert a calamity, I accepted the Ghost Eye
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Unbelievable! Vengeful Ghosts Have Arrived, So Where Did You Get a Billion Hell Coins? 离谱!猛鬼降临,你哪来十亿冥币
(Supernatural horror + unconventional hoarding + the apocalypse arrives + underworld tycoon) The supernatural descends upon the world. How could you lose after burning ten trillion in ghost money? Burn a thousand yuan in ghost money, and you can get a foot massage at a haunted bathhouse. Burn ten thousand, and you can book out a haunted bar. Burn a hundred thousand, and you can buy a luxury car at a haunted train station. … Haunted car salesman: “Boss, the ten Netherworld sports cars custom-mad
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Bound to the Nation-Guarding Coffin: The Geomancer's Wife Is Fierce 契约镇国棺:地师娘子太凶猛
[Mystery and Wild Ideas] + [Single Heroine] + [Supernatural] + [Comedy] + [Contract] In a desperate situation, half-trained geomancer Lu Li throws himself onto the coffin of Bai Zhi, a wrongfully slain woman general sealed inside a thousand-year-old coffin, and kisses it, shouting, “Wife! Come home with your husband! I’ll make sure there’s a warm bed waiting!” The contract is sealed! The baleful energy stops, and the general snaps, “You lecher! Die!” Lu Li collapses. “Wife! This contract goes bo
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The Yin Marriage Thread 阴缘线
Murong thought she was probably just born unlucky. Her master used her to nurture his soul, while her senior brothers and sisters used her to fend off the fate of the Five Bane-and-Deficiency Afflictions. Sometimes, she felt it didn’t really matter whether she lived or died. Then she met her little crew: her sisters, friends, and apprentices. They showed her how wonderful warmth could be! And there was that devoted, puppy-like young man. He was brave, confident, warm, and bright. He seemed like
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The House of Dread 诡舍
[Infinite-flow + Mild Horror + Survival + One Female Lead] A driverless bus carried a group of cursed people to a strange black lodge… Inside the lodge stood a door stained red with blood. At regular intervals, the cursed were forcibly dragged through the blood-red door and into terrifying worlds, where they had to complete horrifying events… After Ning Qiushui survived one bizarre and terrifying story after another inside the lodge, narrowly escaping death each time, he discovered that none of
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Fellow Daoist, If You Want to Scam Someone, Find a Living Person 道友,碰瓷请找个阳间的活儿
My name is Dong Qingyun. I’m an ordinary college student, but I somehow ended up with two ridiculous masters. One has such incredible technique that he uses lightning talismans to zap washing machines and save electricity. The other is a shameless clown who catches ghosts while patrolling the streets and delivering takeout. Then, by a stroke of bad luck, a sorcerer came after me and shoved a pair of yin-yang twins into my soul My masters immediately freaked out: “We’re screwed! This ritual’s goi
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I Saved Thousands of Female Prisoners Alone and Won the Empress’s Heart 我一人拯救万千女囚,俘获女帝
Not a wish-fulfillment novel. No System. Deep in the mountains of Northeast China lies a village where every woman is breathtakingly beautiful, yet none can ever leave. Chen Daming only went on vacation, but wound up wandering into a haunted place, eating two and a half jin of expired immortal pills, and gaining a heap of useless superpowers. The seemingly worthless protagonist takes on the responsibility of protecting patriarchal civilization as the matriarchal civilization that ruled Earth for
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The Ghostly Feng Shui Celestial Master 灵异风水幽冥天师
My name is Chen Mo. I was born with a pair of "Netherworld Eyes" that let me see ghosts among the living and glimpse the roads of the underworld. My grandfather warned me that this was a curse, not a gift. He told me to pretend to be blind for the rest of my life and live as an ordinary man. But as one bizarre murder after another unfolded and the wails of the dead echoed in my ears day and night, I realized that simply surviving was already a luxury. A rich second-generation heir laughed at
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Tianxuan Paranormal Affairs Office 天玄灵异事务所
- [Infinite Flow + Urban Supernatural + Chinese-Style Horror + Folk Legends and Hauntings + Celestial Master Exorcists + Heirs to the Daoist Tradition + Heterochromatic-Eyed Heroine + Haunted House Tales + Episodic Stories + Folk Taboos] - Hidden deep in the bustling streets is an inconspicuous supernatural affairs office called Tianxuan. - No one dares touch the folk taboos of this world. Haunted houses are plagued by unsolved horrors, abandoned villages and ancient mansions seethe with resentm
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The Eldest Miss’s Exclusive Troublemaking Lackey 大小姐的专属惹事跟班
My name is Qin Luo, and I found myself inside an urban novel that combined every kind of Dragon King storyline. From the start, I got the “Strongest Lackey System.” The more lackey-like things I did, the stronger I became. What else could I do? I chose to become Su Muwan's personal lackey. She would eventually become the final great villain. I provoked all sorts of chosen ones, seized their opportunities, and did every kind of evil. You ask who is pulling my strings? Hmph! You're not worthy of k
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