Novels That Make You Laugh So Hard Your Stomach Hurts at Midnight 能让你半夜笑得肚子疼的小说

1. 401 吃 Big Gossip! The Paralyzed Man Stood Up After Reading My Thoughts 吃大瓜！瘫子读我心声后站起来了 Slightly Shallow Dimples梨涡有点浅Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi 25.8kReads9.2Score3.2kShelves
2. 402 锦 Embroidered Guard, Fangs Bared 锦衣獠牙 Uncle Ribs排骨大叔Historical2.1M WordsCompleted [Adapted into several short dramas and animated dramas. Witty, lighthearted, slice-of-life comedy, ridiculous antics, sly tricks, and absurd humor.] After the old Taoist finished chanting, he shouted, “Begone! Soul, return to your body!” Li Xiaoya’s body jerked inside the coffin. He sat bolt upright, opened his eyes, and asked in confusion, “Where am I?” “(⊙_⊙)” The old Taoist performing the ritual rolled his eyes back and promptly fainted on the spot. Also known as: [Relax, How Many People Have 33.5kReads9.1Score3.4kShelves

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   🌈🎉I traveled to the Ming Dynasty and became a royal guard, but also became a "chicken thief" flag officer? This book "Jin Yiwei: Our boss is a bit of a thief (Jin Yi Shenxing)" is too good! The protagonist, Li Xiaoya, uses modern knowledge and "old six" methods to solve bizarre cases and fend off Dongchang's troubles. Helping businessmen find private money, exposing Taoist priests for cheating, and even getting involved in the conspiracy of the throne. Hilarious and thrilling coexist, it will take you to experience the different world of the Ming Dynasty. Come and watch Tomato Novels!

3. 403 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Unhinged Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 穿书后，两个疯批男人逼我二选一 When Flowers Fall, Summer Is Still Cool花落夏亦凉Modern Romance16k WordsCompleted After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Psychotic Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Funny short stories, through books + sand sculptures. A man who passed through a book was forced to choose one of two crazy gangsters. The heroine chose to run away. After a show of manipulation, she was very proud of herself. Two crazy gangsters were right in front of her. The choice between the two was an endless cycle. A bride who thought she was dressing up as a substitute bride in the story about the tyrant, but was only thinking about defeating the Iceberg tyrant, turned out to be the wrong bride, and became the ghostly bride in a haunted house. It was really funny and heartbreaking for the heroine. [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

4. 404 娱 Showbiz: He Caught a Snake with His Bare Hands, and You Call Him a Pretty Boy 娱乐：徒手擒蛇，你说他是小鲜肉 A Lucky Fortune Slip一支上上签Urban636k WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + Showbiz + Comedy + Livestreaming + The Ultimate Troll + Best Actor + Focused on Stirring Up Trouble… and Work! + An Overpowered Male Lead!] Ye Su transmigrates into a parallel world and becomes a D-list pretty boy mocked by the entire internet. How could he put up with that? He has to make a splash! He has to win fans! So he joins variety shows and completely derails their usual style. “He catches a venomous snake with his bare hands? It coils around his hand while he 15.6kReads9.2Score1.1kShelves
5. 405 穿 I Entered the Wrong Book and Survive a Haunted House on CEO Quotes 穿错书，我在凶宅靠霸总语录续命 When Flowers Fall, Summer Is Still Cool花落夏亦凉Modern Romance16k WordsCompleted I Got Into the Wrong Book and Now I’m Staying Alive in a Haunted House with CEO Catchphrases —Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 406 双 Twin Rivers: Bloodbath in Republican-Era Shanghai 双川民国之沪上血战 Good Luck Keeps Coming好运不断Urban2.6M WordsOngoing Su Tianci has spent 25 years as a working stiff. After leaving the military, he has the job he earned stolen by someone with power and influence. His attempts to seek justice come to nothing, and with the other side's overwhelming influence, he has no choice but to become a delivery driver. Who could have guessed that while performing a good deed, he'd be struck by a heavy truck and sent straight to the Republican era? Then his transmigration golden finger turns out to let him travel between the 210Reads7.2Score149Shelves

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7. 407 东 You Drive a Dongfeng Missile Launcher and Call Yourself a Chauffeur? 东风导弹车都开，你管这叫代驾？ Who Cooks the Fish谁煮鱼Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Yun Xiao transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers he is taking part in a reality show called The Chosen Wage Slave. He is randomly assigned the job of a designated driver. Female driver: “Hey, do you believe in love?” Yun Xiao: “I’m your designated driver. It’s your car, so throw up wherever you like.” Female driver: “Hey, why aren’t you married at your age?” Yun Xiao: “I can’t afford the bride price!” “How much is the bride price?” “Twenty thousand!” “That’s not much!” “Exactly! It used 489Reads9.0Score145Shelves
8. 408 内 The Street Ruffian of the Entertainment Industry, Starts by Speeding with a Robber 内娱街溜子，开局带劫匪狂飙 I'm a Kitty是猫猫吖丶Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted For female readers! Complete!! [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + shamelessness + memes + face-slapping + mysticism + no logic] After transmigrating, Lu Ling became a washed-up actress. From the start, she had to deal with a cheating scumbag boyfriend, being blacklisted by her company, and a ruthless rejection from a director... Faced with this thoroughly unfriendly world, Lu Ling decided to go completely crazy and wreck everyone’s day. And so the entertainment industry gained a new menac 24.1kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves
9. 409 双 Two People Transmigrate to 1949, and from the Start We Meet Lou Zhenhua 双穿一九四九，开局遇到娄振华 Trying to Stay Alive2努力活着2Male-Channel Fanfiction150k WordsOngoing Forget personal standards and enjoy a shameless life. No more emotional self-torment; when something happens, just lose it: better to inconvenience others than make yourself suffer. That was Su Tianci in 2026. By chance, he transmigrated to Beiping just after its liberation. He also awakened a pocket dimension that could take him back to 2026. The economically booming year 2026 and the war-torn year 1949, two vastly different eras, now lay before him. 1kReads—Score—Shelves
10. 410 你 You’re a Variety Show Star, So Why Is Your Acting This Good? Are You Trying to Get Yourself Killed? 你个综艺咖，演技这么好不要命了 Number One Litter Scooper壹号铲屎官Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Ye Feng, once a movie emperor, transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a background celebrity who barely gets by on variety shows. His “fake” romance with a top-tier starlet is mocked across the internet. And that’s not all. The System he’s bound to is a useless support system that rewards and upgrades him based on the popularity he gets from his haters. “Ding! Reward: god-tier cooking skills.” “Ding! Reward: explosive sprinting power, enough to run 100 meters in just 9 seconds.” “Ding! Re 15kReads8.7Score997Shelves
11. 411 柠 The Lemon Rule 柠檬守则 Qiao Luochuan乔洛川Modern Romance227k WordsOngoing [Vibrant, wealthy young lady VS devoted, loyal puppy-like man] School life + older woman/younger man romance + healing + childhood friends + reunion + mutual pining becomes love An Suisui was an ordinary first-year student at Suiwan High School. She thought the high school life ahead of her would be uneventful and ordinary, but then she ran into Sheng Chaojin, her "little childhood friend," whom she hadn't seen in years. To everyone else, he seemed like a gentle, kind, untouchable campus heartth 140Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I laughed so much that my stomach ached [cover my face] [cover my face] This is a masterpiece of high-definition style and two-part sand sculpture [cover my face] [cover my face]. The author grasped the conflict very well! It's so cute! The campus life described by the author is so real, with cliques, frame-ups, lies and bullying... Loyal dogs VS wealthy flowers, I really feel like eating life and death. (As an aside, the second male lead is one of the few wet men, and I really love him)

12. 412 娱 Showbiz: The More You Insult Me, the More Excited I Get! 娱乐：你们越骂，我就越兴奋！ Eight Blade-Breaking Strikes破锋八刀Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + System + showbiz + lighthearted comedy + cunning schemer + maximum swagger!!!] Su Chen transmigrates to a parallel world and is blacklisted by the entertainment industry from the start. He plans to break into the music scene by serving as a judge on a music variety show, but the contestants mock him. Just then, the Negative Energy System activates. A Gui: “You’re a washed-up pretty boy. What gives you the right to judge me?” Su Chen: “I have no right? You sing worse than a dog! 8.8kReads8.4Score515Shelves
13. 413 情 The Rivals Fight, Yet They're Both Victims 情敌大打出手，却都是受害者 Searching for Flowers in the Waves浪里寻花Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Love rivals come to blows, but they're all victims 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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14. 414 直 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 42.7kReads9.0Score2.4kShelves
15. 415 只 I Just Want to Slack Off, So How Did I Become a Top-Tier Star? 只想摆烂的我，怎么成顶流巨星了 Eightfold Miko八重寄子丶Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t 8kReads8.4Score375Shelves
16. 416 怼 I Talked Back to the Boss and Got Fired, Then Was Rewarded with a Trillion 怼哭老板，被开除就奖励万亿 A Person as Calm as Water平静如水的人Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [This novel has been adapted into the short drama Fired Over Something This Small] [Hilarious] [A Cure for the Blues] [The Ultimate Working-Stiff Fantasy] [An Absolutely Hilarious Workplace Slice of Life] [Unforgettable] [A Fresh and Original Premise] Chen Dongsheng binds himself to a System that challenges him to get fired. Once he has been fired 100 times, he will receive the ultimate reward: one trillion yuan in cash. Boss: “Why aren’t you working overtime?” Chen Dongsheng: “Because I’ve cl 8.6kReads8.3Score699Shelves
17. 417 要 Oh No, My Ex Showed Up on the Variety Show! 要命了，前男友杀到综艺上来了！ Mu Ashuang慕阿双Modern Romance584k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy | Showbiz novel | Variety show livestream] [Funny, radiant actress and aloof top-tier star actor] Everyone knows that rising star Fu Xi has an ex-boyfriend who remains her first love, and that he passed away just three months ago. Netizens have all urged Fu Xi to pull herself together, and a wave of online tributes to her ex-boyfriend has swept the internet. After spending three months filming deep in the mountains, a certain award-winning actor finally gets online and sees the en 15.4kReads9.2Score2kShelves
18. 418 空 She Drops into the Trending Topics! The Top-Tier Star’s Flirty Teasing Steals the Show 空降热搜！顶流小撩精秀翻娱乐圈 Yan Xiaoxi炎小熙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Hilariously Unhinged + Metaphysics + Face-Slapping + Everyone's Favorite + Two Powerful Leads + Sweet Romance] From the start, she carried a suona down the mountain to send her whole family on their way. Her scumbag father cursed and schemed against her? She raised the suona and smashed his head open! "You dare call yourself my father? My name isn't even on your household register. How can you prove it? I'm your father!" When her scheming, fake-sweet stepsister made trouble, she retaliated by t 5.8kReads9.5Score844Shelves

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    These books are all good, the kind of stories that make you laugh out loud in the middle of the night ~ [face covering] (1) The heroine Ye Chujiu, the new head of the Taoist temple, encounters the best family members, and the suona at the beginning gives them a ride. [Laughs] In the past, she taught the old lady of the Luo family who stole her lifespan, but later she began to abuse the scum in the entertainment industry. ✨The whole story is full of laughs, the heroine has a lot of vests, and the hero is super doting. ✨Good-looking, the kind that makes you laugh out loud~ You guys will not be at a loss if you fall into the trap! 🌹

19. 419 我 I’m a Max-Level Ancestor. What’s Wrong with Raising a Few Hundred Million Kids? 我满级老祖，养亿点崽子怎么了 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance918k WordsCompleted The short drama adaptation, My Xuanmen Ancestor, Why Do My Kids Spoil Me So Much?, is now streaming. [Spirit monsters + wish fulfillment + wacky comedy + supernatural + absurd humor + a mash-up of everything + no male lead (the heroine shines on her own)] (All the spirit beasts in the main cast have pictures. The full collection is in the book’s featured posts, so feel free to check them out!) After Shi Ruyi, the last heir of the Xuanmen, restores her body and descends the mountain, she discover 21.7kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
20. 420 让 You Asked Me to Join a Dating Show, So I Turned Around and Took Down a Top-Tier Star! 让你参加恋综，你反手锤爆顶流！ 7 Degrees of Freedom Robot7自由度机器人Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + ridiculous antics + showbiz + gossip + System + romance] Season Six of the dating show Love and Happiness kept setting trending topics ablaze with its extravagant lineup of guests and all sorts of bizarre segments. After two episodes, every guest's fanbase had exploded, except for Jin Yi, an obscure actress from the eighteenth tier, who was mocked mercilessly and whose reputation had completely collapsed. Then the third episode began airing Jin Yi had just realized sh 18kReads8.7Score2.4kShelves
21. 421 飒 Fierce! I Go Off the Rails and Team Up with a Tyrant to Set Our Dating Show Straight 飒爆！发癫后和暴君联手整顿恋综 Lucky Little Kui福气小葵Modern Romance423k WordsCompleted (Celebrity dog trainer sister x secretly delighted tyrant guy) (Going wild + absurd comedy + hilarious + dating show + livestreaming + face-slapping + super sweet + both leads are romantically inexperienced) If you can make every male contestant on this dating show hate you, you’ll win a huge fortune. Su Mian: “Leave it to me. I’m an expert at playing with men.” The untamed CEO gets addicted to 4G energy drinks, so she livestreams him having explosive diarrhea. She plays house with the refined d 6kReads9.2Score1kShelves

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