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  1. 151 The Whole Sect Are Simps, but the Junior Sister Is a Real Menace 全宗都是舔狗,小师妹是真狗 Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 181.5kReads9.5Score23.4kShelves
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  2. 152 The White Fox Descends the Mountain 白狐下山 Eastern Fantasy402k WordsCompleted A white fox cultivates for a thousand years but fails to ascend and become an immortal. Later, Patriarch Wang Chan enlightens it and sends it to the human world to accumulate virtue, do good deeds, and uphold justice. At last, it completes its merits and achieves the Dao, becoming an immortal. 1.2kReads6.9Score105Shelves
  3. 153 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批,唯有师妹逗比 Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 247.3kReads9.6Score24.8kShelves
  4. 154 My Name Is Pan Jinlian 我叫潘金莲 Historical228k WordsCompleted A woman condemned by the world as a whore who murdered her husband, yet hiding profound, untold pain: was she born depraved, or did she have her reasons? A deeply moving psychological confession that lays bare a widely known tragic love story… In ancient times, marriage was governed by “matchmakers' words and parents' orders.” Did Pan Jinlian have the freedom to choose whom she married? No! Did she love Wu Dalang? Of course not. But she was unable to escape the bonds of fate, and could only mudd 48.4kReads9.4Score1.4kShelves
  5. 155 No More Slacking: The Prince’s Favorite Concubine’s Daily Grind 不当咸鱼,王府宠妾的内卷日常 Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigration + cutthroat household competition + no slacking off + ambitious heroine] Shen Wei, a die-hard rat-race fanatic, transmigrated into the lowest-ranking maid in a prince’s manor. Prince Yan held a position of great prestige, but all his wives and concubines had given up trying. The princess consort, born to a prestigious family, was as aloof as a chrysanthemum. The secondary consort wanted lifelong monogamy. The reborn woman had lost all hope in Prince Yan and was content to lie fla 68.4kReads9.4Score8.7kShelves
  6. 156 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧,但还是成万人迷了哈哈! Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 33.3kReads9.5Score5.1kShelves
  7. 157 I Transmigrated as A Dou, and Liu Bei Saw Through Me from the Start 穿越阿斗,开局被刘备识破 Historical1.7M WordsCompleted Publication deal negotiations are underway. It wasn’t until that supposedly hopeless Adou unified the Three Kingdoms that Zhuge Liang realized the Liu Shan before him was an impostor. What he didn’t know was that Liu Bei had seen through everything long ago, yet still supported Adou’s ascension to the throne as emperor. Father and son join forces to campaign east against Sun Quan, march north against Cao Cao, expand into the South Seas, conquer Japan, seize the grasslands, pacify the Western Reg 5.9kReads8.8Score1.1kShelves
  8. 158 Beast World Shock! She’s Once Again Spoiled by Handsome Beastmen 惊爆兽世!她又被美男兽们强宠了 Ancient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted This story features a strong heroine and hero, a woman adored by everyone, and secret identities. Ye Luoxing accidentally enters a beast world full of handsome men while on a mission! The men of the beast world are savage, domineering, and brutal, while females are incredibly rare! Beautiful and sweet-voiced, skilled in martial arts and medicine, Ye Luoxing is an all-around flirt. As soon as she arrives in the beast world, high-ranking beastmen set their sights on her. To complete her mission an 17.1kReads9.1Score2kShelves
  9. 159 After My Brother Ruined Two Kingdoms, I Reincarnated as Duke Mu of Qin's Wife and Set Everything Ablaze 弟弟坑完两国,我穿成秦穆公老婆直接点火 Historical43k WordsCompleted After My Brother Ruined Two Kingdoms, I Reincarnated as Duke Mu of Qin's Wife and Set Things Ablaze 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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  10. 160 Put a Mask on the Prince and Goof Around with Him 给王爷戴上口罩,和他一起沙雕 Ancient Romance274k WordsCompleted [Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and 8.3kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves
  11. 161 Today Is an Auspicious Day to Get Our Marriage License 今日宜领证 Modern Romance382k WordsCompleted [Blind dates + whirlwind marriage + married first, love later + sweet romance + career growth] Xu Shuhua is in a hurry to get married. She goes on one blind date after another, until her 101st, when she swears she’ll make it work this time. But she runs into another oddball and loses her temper on the spot, leaving her utterly humiliated. Then he appears out of nowhere. “What about me? We can get our marriage license right now.” She knows him: a rising star on the rich list, the perfect husband 1kReads7.9Score131Shelves
  12. 162 Exiled from the Lab, I Handcrafted Sacred Pills and Shocked the Interstellar World 被逐出实验室后,我手搓圣品丹药震惊星际 25k WordsCompleted After Being Kicked Out of the Lab, I Handcrafted Sacred-Grade Pills and Shocked the Interstellar World 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  13. 163 I, Li Ji, One of the Four Great Beauties, Only Wanted to Survive but Turned Jin on Its Head 我,骊姬,四大妖姬,只想保命却搅翻晋国 Ancient Romance52k WordsCompleted I, Li Ji, One of the Four Great Beauties, Only Wanted to Stay Alive, Yet I Turned Jin Upside Down —Reads—Score—Shelves
  14. 164 No One Gets to Spend a Single Penny of My Money 谁也别想花我一分钱 Urban638k WordsCompleted “Good grief! I really can't take this anymore. My dad is getting on in years, and he's still secretly spending money to top up a game! I'm going abroad to study in the second half of the year. Can't he find a hobby that doesn't cost anything?” Wu Feng earns 500,000 yuan a year and has worked himself to the bone, giving his family everything. Then his daughter found out he'd secretly spent 348 yuan on a game and furiously launched an online attack against him! His wife seized the opportunity 7.7kReads8.1Score714Shelves
  15. 165 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走,我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 Historical25k WordsCompleted My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—Shelves
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  16. 166 Help! I Just Want to Lie Flat, but They Forced Me to Become the Mad Dowager Empress Who Rules the Harem 救命!我只想躺平,被逼成权倾后宫的疯批太后 Ancient Romance99k WordsCompleted Help! I only wanted to lie flat, but was forced into becoming a ruthless Empress Dowager who holds the harem in the palm of her hand. 3Reads—Score—Shelves
  17. 167 I Kept Resigning from Office in the Tang Dynasty, Yet Became the Mentor to Two Emperors 在大唐反复辞官,我却成了两代帝师 Ancient Romance35k WordsCompleted I Kept Resigning from Office in the Tang Dynasty, Yet Became the Imperial Tutor to Two Generations of Emperors 2Reads—Score—Shelves
  18. 168 The Knife on Credit 赊刀人 Mystery481k WordsCompleted As the times change, many ancient trades gradually disappear into the river of history. Behind every one of them lie countless untold stories and secrets. The Knife Peddlers are one such ancient and mysterious trade. Carrying all kinds of knives, they travel the streets and roam the land, offering knives on credit without taking payment! “I’ll leave you a knife on credit. I’ll come back for the money in three years!” Yet very few people ever live to see a Knife Peddler return to collect. Many th 14.6kReads8.9Score813Shelves
  19. 169 I Took In a Tearful Beauty, But She Tore Off Someone's Skin in the Middle of the Night 捡回哭唧唧美娇娘,她半夜在家撕人皮 34k WordsCompleted I Took In a Teary-Eyed Beauty, but She Rips Off People's Skin at Night 2Reads—Score—Shelves
  20. 170 EN I'm Not a God of Theater 我不是戏神 Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.7MReads9.9Score181.2kShelves
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  21. 171 On Our Wedding Night, the Fox Demon Bared Her Fangs. I Pulled Out a Peachwood Sword, and She Immediately Started Acting Cute 新婚夜狐妖露獠牙,我掏出桃木剑她当场撒娇 Marriage & Romance48k WordsCompleted On our wedding night, the fox demon bared her fangs, so I pulled out a peachwood sword. She immediately started acting coy. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
  22. 172 Pine Soot and the Bewildering Cave: My Century-Long Dream with a Demoness 松烟迷洞:我与妖姬的百年幻梦 30k WordsCompleted The Pine-Soot Cave: My Century-Long Dream of Illusion with a Demoness 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  23. 173 My Stories of Macau's Stormy Underworld 我的澳门风云故事 Urban1.5M WordsCompleted Once you've been to Macau, it's yours for life! What kind of city is A-Ma-Gau? Why are so many people obsessed with it? What kind of tumultuous life awaits a naive young woman who ventures into Macau alone? Here, stories unfold every day, and miracles happen every day. In these most authentic stories, you'll see human nature at its rawest, the most insatiable desires, and the cheapest emotions. Welcome to my life in Macau. 25.8kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves
  24. 174 Marquis An Chang: Half of the Analects Destroyed the Western Han 安昌侯:半部论语毁西汉 Historical22k WordsCompleted Marquis Anchang: How Half of the Analects Destroyed the Western Han 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  25. 175 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军,我只想投降却狂拿战功 30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  26. 176 The White Fox Who Lost Its Tail: I Betrayed My Immortal Fate and Married a Mortal Woman 断尾白狐:我负仙缘娶凡妻 21k WordsCompleted The White Fox with a Severed Tail: I Betrayed My Immortal Fate and Married a Mortal —Reads—Score—Shelves
  27. 177 I Get Stronger Whenever I'm Called On 我被点名就变强 Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Comedy + scheming + tycoon] One day, the rebellious Fang Qimai got a special System. Whenever someone called on him, he could receive a reward from them. Ding! Your math teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering Olympiad Math. Ding! Your rich classmate called on you. Character unlocked: Billionaire Dad. Ding! Your PE teacher called on you. Reward: Skill Book, Mastering English Grammar. Wait a minute... Did something weird just sneak in there...? 15.8kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
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  28. 178 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 Eastern Fantasy804k WordsCompleted A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 3Reads—Score—Shelves
  29. 179 The Eastern Han Dynasty's Greatest Harem Strategist 东汉第一后宫棋手 Ancient Romance42k WordsCompleted The Eastern Han’s Top Palace-Harem Strategist 1Reads—Score—Shelves
  30. 180 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了!法国王爷天天造反,死活没人敢杀 42k WordsCompleted He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 80Reads—Score—Shelves
  31. 181 I Woke Up Without My Legs, So I Quit the Rat Race on the Spot 一觉醒来双腿没了,卷王当场放弃内卷 31k WordsCompleted He wakes up to find both his legs gone, and the workaholic immediately gives up on the rat race 4Reads—Score—Shelves
  32. 182 Weaving Dust in the Phoenix Palace: Lady Pan of Eastern Wu 织尘凤阙:东吴潘后 Female-Channel Fanfiction46k WordsCompleted Weaving Dust into the Phoenix Palace: Pan, Empress of Eastern Wu 31Reads—Score—Shelves
  33. 183 Unbelievable! My Father Was Angered to Death by Sun Quan, So I Turned Around and Secured Eastern Wu for Ten Years 离谱!我爹被孙权气死,我反手保住东吴十年 Ancient Romance70k WordsCompleted Unbelievable! My father was angered to death by Sun Quan, so I turned around and kept Eastern Wu alive for another ten years. 5Reads—Score—Shelves
  34. 184 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿,请君笑纳 Marriage & Romance34k WordsCompleted Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 7Reads—Score—Shelves
  35. 185 I Followed a Beauty into a Cave, and Ten Years Later I Became a Monster 追美女进山洞,十年后我成了妖怪 37k WordsCompleted I followed a beauty into a mountain cave. Ten years later, I became a monster. 7Reads—Score—Shelves
  36. 186 The Wacky Daily Life of a Mad Doctor and Bandit 癫癫医匪的沙雕日常 Ancient Romance189k WordsOngoing Feng Yuchen took one look at Mu Niannian's masterpiece, went pale, then paler still, and began rubbing his temples. Feng Yu Jue saw Mu Niannian's masterpiece and froze on the spot. On the paper was a burly man with a wild red afro, a full beard, and eyes wide open. He wore red and struck a fearsome pose, holding a treasured sword aloft in his right hand while his left held the leash of a black dog with equally wild fur. After a long pause, Feng Yu Jue finally got his wits back. Pointing at the d 973Reads—Score110Shelves
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  37. 187 The Little Princess Who Plays the Pig to Eat the Tiger 扮猪吃虎小王妃 Ancient Romance255k WordsCompleted After the shock of that intense visual impact wore off, Ye Yiyi finally came to her senses and immediately turned around. “Beiming Yu! Are you crazy? Why did you let me in while you were changing?” “I didn't let you in! I only told you I was in the bedroom.” Beiming Yu stifled a laugh inside, but put on an utterly innocent face as he spoke. “Ye Yiyi, you've seen my body twice. You have to take responsibility for me!” “Hmph, I've seen plenty of people. Do I have to take responsibility for all of 2.4kReads6.7Score247Shelves
  38. 188 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 Marriage & Romance35k WordsCompleted A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 3Reads—Score—Shelves
  39. 189 A Valiant Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Sea of Blood 乱世烈女:孤刀报尽血海仇 Ancient Romance13k WordsCompleted A Fierce Woman in Troubled Times: One Lone Blade to Avenge a Blood Feud 3Reads—Score—Shelves
  40. 190 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星:先锋大兵的离谱二战 47k WordsCompleted The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 325Reads—Score—Shelves
  41. 191 A Fox's Claw Marks Appeared on the Bride's Back on Our Wedding Night 新婚夜,新娘背上现出狐伤 48k WordsCompleted On their wedding night, a fox-shaped wound appears on the bride's back. 24Reads—Score—Shelves
  42. 192 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长,我只想摸鱼投降 Male-Channel Fanfiction32k WordsCompleted Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 951Reads—Score—Shelves
  43. 193 Six Years in the Cold Palace: I Nurtured an Emperor for the Ages with My Life 冷宫六年,我以命养出千古明君 Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Six Years in the Cold Palace, I Nurtured an Eternal Wise Ruler with My Life 5Reads—Score—Shelves
  44. 194 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我,十年后碾压985学霸 28k WordsCompleted I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 29Reads—Score—Shelves
  45. 195 Clear Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried on the Wind for Twenty Years 芦叶藏清词,风吹二十年 Marriage & Romance22k WordsCompleted Pure Words Hidden in Reed Leaves, Carried by the Wind for Twenty Years 2Reads—Score—Shelves
  46. 196 A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Reveal My Purple-Robed Celestial Master's True Form 黄皮子讨封,我亮出紫袍天师法身 Mystery4.8M WordsCompleted Humorous and hilarious + traditional supernatural folklore + spirit medium rituals + no System Zhang Tiezhu staggers home drunk one night. He runs into a tailless weasel that asks him for a blessing. The weasel asks, “Do I look more like a human or a god to you?” “Heh... You look like your grandma’s leg!” The weasel says, “...Brother Zhang, cut it out. Give me a proper answer!” Zhang Tiezhu says, “Weasel, let me tell you: these days, you have to believe in science!” The weasel says, “I’m a Yello 52.9kReads8.9Score8kShelves
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  47. 197 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我,追白雪的渣男在哪里 Male-Channel Fanfiction35k WordsCompleted Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 5Reads—Score—Shelves
  48. 198 The Longqing Murders: A Scholar's Wrongful Conviction, and I Set His Spirit Wife Straight 隆庆奇案:秀才冤狱,我判灵妻归正 11k WordsCompleted The Longqing Mystery: A Scholar's Wrongful Imprisonment, I Rule That His Spirit Wife Be Set Right —Reads—Score—Shelves
  49. 199 My Brother’s Friends Are Trouble 哥哥的兄弟不好惹 Modern Romance465k WordsCompleted [Age gap] [Sweet campus romance] [Deeply devoted, scheming bad boy × goofy, straightforward sweetheart] What does it feel like to find out your buddy is dating your little sister? Lu Yi was unfazed. “What could she possibly lose? She weighs a hundred pounds, and ninety-nine of them are schemes. I’m worried you’ll get fooled out of your underwear!” Lu Qingyue: “Relax, I’ll definitely leave you your underwear.” Cheng Xingye: “???” 28.9kReads9.4Score3kShelves
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  50. 200 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海:全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—Shelves

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