After I Latched Onto a Powerful Patron, I Ate My Way to the Top of Journey to the West

[Ridiculously Hilarious] [Extremely Protective] [Sweet Romance, No Angst] [A Refreshingly Unconventional Power Fantasy]

Ye Wu transmigrated one day into an utterly ordinary patch of roadside grass.

She had just evolved into a pretty little flower when a ferocious tiger chased her for ten li!

Ye Wu dashed to the foot of a mountain. The tiger slammed on the brakes.

"Miss, come out! I won't eat you! There's something a thousand times more terrifying than me in there!"

Ye Wu trembled with her two petals and sneered. "You think I wasted my whole college education? You old geezer, you're a real piece of work!"

The tiger turned and ran. When Ye Wu looked back, she spotted a filthy, unkempt monkey wedged among the rocks at the foot of the mountain!

Ye Wu: "???"

Wait, this mountain is called Five Elements Mountain, and this monkey...

Is he the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong?!

To survive in Journey to the West, Ye Wu launched a full-on feeding campaign.

By the time the Great Sage broke free, the Three Realms had been turned upside down!

The once-defiant Handsome Monkey King, who had wreaked havoc in Heaven, now always wore a delicate little pink flower behind his ear.

The journey west went completely off the rails. When they encountered a thousand-year-old demon causing trouble, Ye Wu opened her flower bud and roared:

"Great Sage, move aside! I'll eat it!!"

Tang Sanzang was always chanting scriptures and trying to put her through the ordeal of the tightening headband. Ye Wu jumped out of the monkey's fur, planted her hands on her hips, and shouted:

"Tang Sanzang! The Great Sage saved your life, and you're stabbing him in the back with a spell? You preach compassion, but when a demon tries to tear your heart out, why don't you use the Great Compassion Mantra to save it?!"

Tang Sanzang: "...Amitabha. I shall shut myself away."