The Strange and Uncanny Has Arrived, and I Have a Temple of Ten Thousand Gods!

[Ensemble Cast of Gods] [Ridiculously Hilarious] [Everyone's Favorite, Everyday Life] [Satisfying Story with a Twist]

The Temple of Ten Thousand Gods was dirt poor. The roof leaked, the incense offerings had dried up, and Miaoyi was the only one left in the entire temple.

Her master insisted that he had ascended to immortality before he died. Miaoyi didn't believe a word of it. The man couldn't even pay the eight-yuan-fifty tab for spicy strips at the little shop at the foot of the mountain. What kind of immortal ascension was that?

She'd believed in science for over a decade, right up until the day the sky fell and the sleeping gods in the backyard...

Woke up hungry.

She'd thought awakening the gods would be an epic tale of salvation that shook the heavens and earth. Instead, everything went completely off the rails.

The Great Sage Equal to Heaven squatted on the curb, sipping an ice-cold Beibingyang soda. "Girl, this iron staff is too heavy. Let me play with that glowing robot vacuum of yours instead."

True Lord Erlang, burdened by his idol-level good looks, went crazy every day over the fur shed by his celestial hound. "Miaoyi, put today's merit on the books first. I want that imported anti-dandruff shampoo."

The God of Wealth clutched his abacus and trembled, calculating down to four decimal places. "Comrade! Today's deficit is three yuan and twenty! Those monsters who broke the flagstones must pay full price for the damage!"

The Kitchen God livestreamed himself eating with his phone propped up. Nezha delivered local takeout on his Wind Fire Wheels, while the Matchmaker secretly tied random red strings around Miaoyi in the backyard!

The entire 749 Bureau, the government's special department, stared in stunned silence. The team leader quietly hauled all the bureau's specially allocated supplies to the temple, then asked with a deadpan expression:

"...Does donating this count as merit?"

The data fanatic in gold-rimmed glasses pushed up his frames and overturned every scientific model on the spot.

"This makes no sense. It completely violates the law of conservation of energy, unless the temple master lets me touch the Great Sage's tail."

(I really don't know how to write a blurb!!! See you in the story, everyone!!)