The God of War Wears a Pink Bellyband? My Gossip Reaches the Entire Court

[Everyday life / Mind reading / Woman disguised as a man / Gossip System / Tyrant / Hilarious ensemble cast / Satisfying read]

On the first day Song Wanning entered the palace to serve as a court historian in place of her late brother, all the civil and military officials in the hall collectively lost their minds!

It was because a gossip System had bound itself to her, and her inner thoughts were broadcast throughout the hall in a sweet, gentle female voice!

She herself had no idea. Every day, she sat beside the imperial throne, slacking off and keeping records while avidly listening to gossip and roasting everyone:

[The cold-blooded King of Jing'an, a legendary killer, actually wears a pink undershirt with peach blossoms every day under his battle robes?]

The very next second, the god of war drew his sword in mortified rage, his face red as blood!

[The Vice Minister of Rites talks about loyalty to the emperor and patriotism, but behind closed doors he uses three catties of soybeans as a code to send warhorses to an enemy nation?]

With a thud, the Vice Minister collapsed to the floor in terror!

[The Minister of Revenue is even worse. He replaced all the disaster relief grain with moldy, green-fuzz-covered old rice, and used all the silver to buy a mansion for his brother-in-law!]

The court officials in their red and purple robes were all on edge, drenched in cold sweat as they frantically investigated one another for spies.

Only the bloodthirsty, unhinged Emperor Xiao Yan, seated on the throne, did not get angry. Instead, he used this heavenly voice to purge corrupt officials, execute spies, and pacify the Northern Di.

Until one day, the tyrant cornered the trembling young court historian against the imperial desk and gave a low, cold laugh. "My dear subject, do you have any gossip about Us in your head today?"