The Fake Taoist Meets a Real Ghost, and the System Instantly Turns Him into Uncle Jiu

My name is Zhang Xuan, a charlatan who makes a living with his silver tongue.

One day, I ran into a ghost. A real ghost! Just as it was about to take my life…

[Ding! The Strongest Hong Kong Cinema Ghost-Fighting Master System has been activated!]

[Newbie Gift Pack: One Uncle Nine (Lin Zhengying) Character Experience Card, plus 100 merit points!]

My whole demeanor changed in an instant. Wearing a Taoist robe, I held a peachwood sword in one hand and a Bagua mirror in the other, my gaze full of disdain.

“Impudent fiend! I can tell at a glance that you're not human!”

[Ding! Host has completed the first ghost-slaying mission and shocked everyone present. 500 merit points awarded. The exchange list for Mr. Vampire unlocked!]

The wealthy tycoons gaped, the A-list actress screamed, and only I knew how panicked I was inside.

(Oh my god, I barely managed to keep up the act!)

Looking at the marketplace's swordsmanship from Yan Chixia, Jigong's palm-leaf fan, and more…

I swallowed. I'm going to get rich! No, this is my chance to protect world peace!

“System, give me ten Palm Thunder talismans to start. Wholesale price!”