You Want Me to Bow My Head and Admit Defeat? The Dead Things in the House Line Up to Hand Me Knives

[Bound to a god-tier mechanic from the start: The Humble 45-Degree Eavesdrop!]

Just lower your head and cast your eyes down at a target by more than 45 degrees for three seconds, and every inanimate object within five meters instantly bursts into a frenzy of scrolling comments!

Her scheming first love smashes a million-yuan heirloom jade bangle and frames her?

Jiang Mian immediately bows at a 90-degree angle and plays the fool. The broken bangle shrieks: [Waaah, wipe the foundation off me! There's also a USB drive under the flowerpot with proof she embezzled public funds!]

[Ding! The jade bangle's wish has been fulfilled. Listening range doubled. A counterattack sends the schemer straight to the economic crimes division!]

Her scumbag husband sneers and forces her to do odd jobs and polish shoes at a branch office?

Jiang Mian obediently bends down to hand him a shoe brush. His crocodile-skin shoe immediately flips out: [Stop polishing me! My owner drove drunk last night, hit a guardrail, and found a fall guy to take the blame. He still hasn't paid the hush money!]

[Ding! Black-box footage extracted as evidence. Reward for a concerned citizen's report: +200,000 yuan!]

At the old family home, biased elders force a search of the entire estate, while Shen Ji, her gloomy younger brother-in-law in a wheelchair, watches with cold eyes.

Jiang Mian trembles and curls up beside his wheelchair. The century-old red sandalwood cane flies into a rage: [Hold on to your brother-in-law and don't let go! The hidden compartment holds notarized documents for ten billion, and this man secretly practices walking every night so he can stand up and hold you!]

[Ding! Countdown to the scumbag husband's imprisonment. Cowardice compensation fully stocked: +10,000,000...]