From the Start, the Variety Show System Forces Me to Make Fun with My Niece

[Celebrity parenting show] + [Absurd childcare] + [Hated by the whole internet, then winning everyone over] + [Hardcore comedy]

Lin Feng, an obscure male star mired in scandals, was saddled by his older sister with her three-and-a-half-year-old daughter, Suisui, and forced to fill in as a contestant on the hit parenting show Let's Go, Babies. His haters across the internet angrily protested, shouting that a violent man was absolutely unfit to look after a child!

At the critical moment, Lin Feng unexpectedly awakened a god-tier Absurd Childcare System. By breaking all conventional parenting rules, he could earn ridiculous rewards: mastery of individual combat tactics, god-tier lock-picking skills, legs that could sprint a hundred meters and close a sale, and even quotes from a master of persuasion! The wholesome, heartwarming tone of the hit parenting show completely fell apart.

While his top-tier star rivals were busy showing off elite education and wealthy wives flaunted their exorbitantly priced recipes, Lin Feng and his niece sneaked into the production crew's tent in the middle of the night for a zero-cost shopping spree. While haters across the internet scrutinized everything and unscrupulous agencies bought online commenters to smear him, Lin Feng was teaching Suisui how to sell a freezer to an Eskimo and talk a human trafficker into knots.

As the whole internet's attitude flipped from insults to celebration, Lin Feng, who had subdued an armed criminal with his bare hands, looked utterly innocent. "I really just wanted to slack off and collect my appearance fee. How did I become the parenting guru everyone worships?"