The 1970s: Big Demon, Behave! Your Three-Year-Old Is Here to Raise You

[Comedy] [Great Demon] [1970s] [Adorable Child] [Everyone's Favorite]

Other people's poor little girls in the 1970s go hungry, freeze, and get beaten every day until they cry.

But Wu Rong, a little orphan girl in the 1970s, gets fed by the whole village at every meal. She's plump, bold, and wild, and not only eats until she's round as a ball, but also brings home a thousand-year-old great demon she found at the temple of the goddess, raising it as a "good-for-nothing."

Question: How can a three-and-a-half-year-old toddler keep a thousand-year-old snake immortal in line?

Bai Qiyue: Thanks for asking. I just woke up, my powers haven't recovered, and this chubby little girl mistook me for a beggar and brought me home.

The phrase I hear most every day is: "Be good, great demon! The little one begged Auntie to give me an extra spoonful of meat porridge today, and I'm saving it all for you!"

Watching the chubby little girl act so generous despite how much it pains her, Bai Qiyue swallows the words "I don't need to eat" and chokes them down through tears.

Then the family finally finds the little granddaughter they thought had died as a baby, and prepares to make it up to her with mountains of gold and silver.

Wu Rong waves her little hand and pulls out the twenty cents she's saved as pocket money over the past six months. "Grandpa! I have money. I'll take care of all of you, too!"

Everyone in the Wu family: ...Wait, who is that great demon standing in front of their granddaughter, looking murderous and fiercely protective?!