What a Mess! The Cultivation World Is Led Astray by a Mischievous Brat

【Three and a Half Years Old + Everyone’s Favorite + Unorthodox Cultivation + Winning Over the Villain + A Cast of Villains + Subverting Expectations】 What does the cultivation world fear most? The Demon Venerable? Heavenly tribulations? No, it’s the illiterate three-and-a-half-year-old junior sister from the Wanxiang Sect! Lu Rong, a little beggar raised on handouts, charges into the cultivation world carrying a chipped bowl. While others cultivate by slaying demons and vanquishing evil, she devotes herself to exploiting loopholes! Her senior brother lays down the rules: “You may not enter the spirit fields without permission.” The next day, she rides a dog right in. “The dog went in without permission, so punish the dog!” “You may not pick up pills with your hands.” So she scoops them up with a giant iron ladle. The Immortal Alliance’s martial arts tournament stipulates that contestants must show restraint. As soon as she steps onto the stage, she flops down. “Ouch! Your killing intent has grievously wounded this little one. I can’t get up without five hundred spirit stones!” She turns advanced formations into “devices to stop spirit beasts from sneaking snacks” and uses a raging inferno to roast sweet potatoes to perfection. If you offend someone else, you might get beaten up. Offend Lu Rong, and she’ll find out where you live and what kind of whistle your spirit beast fears, then make your life a misery by the most underhanded means imaginable. Looking at the sect rules and Immortal Alliance laws that have tripled in length, the big shots weep bitter tears. “Please, just let her ascend already! We’re running out of rules to make for the cultivation world!”