I, the Peerless Treacherous Minister, Had My Inner Thoughts Overheard by the Empress!

After transmigrating as the Great Qian dynasty's most powerful corrupt eunuch and villain, Shen Yuan only has to be beheaded at the Meridian Gate to return to a modern club, with ten billion in cash and gorgeous models waiting for him!

Just as the executioner's blade was raised, the stunning, icy Empress Feng Zhao, seated high on her dragon throne, suddenly heard his thoughts:

[Hurry up and chop my head off, you silly sweetheart! The loyal Grand Tutor you trust most is going to lead troops in a coup tonight and lock you away in the imperial palace as a puppet!]

[Just don't miss, I hate pain. Don't keep me from going back to the modern world to hire eight male and female models to party with!]

Feng Zhao's pupils shook. The death warrant in her hand instantly crumbled to dust!

The next second, the Empress drew the Imperial Sword and cleaved the execution platform in two, then turned around and cut down the Grand Tutor's faction who were overseeing the execution!

As the court officials stared in horror, Feng Zhao's bloodstained fingers lifted Shen Yuan's chin. Her voice was cold and obsessive:

"Shen, my dear minister, did I give you permission to die? Starting today, you'll move into my bedchamber and serve at my side. If you lose even a single hair, I'll have every court official buried with you!"

Watching the plot fall completely apart, Shen Yuan lay on the dragon bed, utterly numb. "Wait, I just wanted a quick death. Why did the Empress slaughter every last person on the rebellion list...?"