The Tyrant Has My Back, So I Treat Western Gods Like Household Appliances

[Gods Descend] [Overwhelming Power] [Hilarious, Wild Imagination] [Fiercely Protective] [Face-Slapping All Around] [Sweet Romance]

Western gods descend upon the world and threaten to make the Dragon Kingdom sacrifice a maiden every day, or else burn its cities and destroy the nation.

Su Xiaoqi, a broke wage slave, is tied to the altar. Her eyes red, she shouts, “This is extortion! No social security or high-temperature allowance, and you expect me to be a sacrifice? Forget it!”

The next second, she awakens the fate of Daji, an irresistible beauty destined to captivate thousands. One flirtatious glance is enough to make the lofty Fire God lose his mind and drool.

Then the sky splits open. A mad, powerful man in a black dragon robe, with an eight-pack, descends from above. In front of billions of people around the world, he kneels before Su Xiaoqi and says, “My beloved consort, I came too late.”

The internet explodes. Is that actually Emperor Xin, the last king of the Shang dynasty?

The gods refuse to accept it? With one slap, Emperor Xin sends the Fire God crashing through three buildings. One punch shatters the Ice God of absolute zero, and with his bare hands he splits a hundred-meter tsunami!

Su Xiaoqi looks at the gods lying around with their teeth knocked out and pulls out an employment contract. And that's when things go completely off the rails.

The Fire God becomes a cute, chibi hand warmer earning fifty yuan a month; the Ice God gets taped to the wall with double-sided tape to blow cold air; the Sea God becomes her personal footbath and even spits water into the city's water supply. The goddesses? They're all sent off to lay bricks and butcher fish!

Su Xiaoqi looks at her bank balance and grins, showing off her little tiger teeth. “Honey, keep fighting tomorrow. We still need a generator at home...”